~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Man reading because many people were not literate) Hear ye, hear ye! Come on down to Bartholomew's Print Shoppe and witness the glory of the printing press! If you have money to spare then we will charge you two gold pieces. If you do not have money to spare, we will charge you with labor or trading produce for a book. You know that you want to have a book on your shelf. Reading is what all the popular people do nowadays. Remember to visit Bartholomew's Print Shoppe!!

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(Man reading once more) Hear ye, hear ye. Come on down to Sebastian's Game Center where you can purchase a chess set for two gold pieces. You can find people who are also interested in chess to play against. There are so many combinations of moves and it is so easy to learn. I know that you are suffering from boredom. Come on down and visit Sebastian's Game Center to get your very own chess set.