Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you, we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing, but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing, but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pyjamas

So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu-Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble-rap community
No, papa, no, papa, yes, papa, Johnny
Now down a load of sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some...

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing, but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wettin' their pyjama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing, but a bitch lasagna

You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to get even a million
Sub-bot!