How to Defeat a Sith Lord by Tyler Farnsworth https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f en-us 2023-09-23 20:11:57 UTC 2023-09-23 22:32:39 UTC hello@padlet.com Step 1: Identify the Sith tylfarnsworth https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717494877 Are they wearing black robes? 

Are they staring at you with menace from across the hall?

Have they ignited a red lightsaber and flourished it without breaking eye-contact?]]> 2023-09-23 20:56:51 UTC https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717494877 Step 2: Check yourself, before you wreck yourself: tylfarnsworth https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717497270 Take some deep breaths. Are you at one with the ever-present nothingness that connects all things we know as the force? 

Have you removed your cloak yet, to be sure it will not get up caught up in your feet? Note: Do not break eye contact when you do. This is crucial.

Is your lightsaber where it's supposed to be? Do you feel confident with where you are in your training? (I hope so.)]]> 2023-09-23 21:05:26 UTC https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717497270 Step 3: Duel till you Drop tylfarnsworth https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717499776 Well here we go.

Remember Your Training.

Mind your footing, and be at peace. Try to reach the flow state without getting cut in half.

Don't fall to their level. While dabbling in the dark side can grant you temporary advantages, the hatred you feed off will ultimately corrupt your soul and lead you to a life of bad days. Let's try to have good ones. 

Make good choices out there. ]]> 2023-09-23 21:14:02 UTC https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717499776 Step 4: Dealing with Duality tylfarnsworth https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717503058 Wow! You did it. Now what?

Please begin by attending a mandatory online counseling session with the Jedi Council. They will offer you cold-shouldered support with a shrug.

Now, to the real questions. Are you on the good side? Will you be tried for murder? If the goal is connection with the force and leaving behind of your ego, why are you still here? 

I can only answer one of these. No, you will not be tried for murder. Congratulations!]]> 2023-09-23 21:25:42 UTC https://padlet.com/tylfarnsworth/p552wv2i88bif84f/wish/2717503058