What can I say except, "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky"
- Dwanye Johnson

Beat it (beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it, beat it) 

He did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(He did the Mash)
He did the Monster Mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They did the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(They did the Mash)
They did the Monster Mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They played the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(They played the Mash)
They played the Monster Mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
And it's a graveyard smash
(It's now the Mash)
It's caught on in a flash
(It's now the Mash)
It's now the Monster Mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
And do my graveyard smash
(Then you can Mash)
You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can Mash)
Then you can Monster Mash

Mmgrrrr (Monster Mash)
Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Mmgrrrr, mash good

-Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers

(Jack H)

Ow!

Aw!
Annie, are you okay? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're okay? (I don't know)
There's a sound at the window (I don't know)
Then he struck you, a crescendo Annie? (I don't know)
He came into your apartment (I don't know)
Left bloodstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)
And then you ran into the bedroom (help me)
You were struck down
It was your doom Annie (dag gone it) "

With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times

Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus
Then Sulfur, Chlorine, and Argon
Potassium and Calcium, so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium
And Chromium and Manganese

This is the Periodic Table
Noble Gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period we'll see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right

Iron is the 26, then Cobalt
Nickel, coins you get
Copper, Zinc, and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic

Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium
Then Yttrium, Zirconium

Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware, then Cadmium and Indium

Tin-cans, Antimony, then Tellurium
And Iodine and Xenon, and then Caesium
And Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
Where lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

Neodymium's next to Promethium, then 62
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium
Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium

Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten
Then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium, and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold

Thallium and Lead, then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium, then Actinides at 89

This is the Periodic Table
Noble Gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period we'll see new outer shells
While electrons are to the right

Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium
Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium

Lawrencium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium, then Meinerium, Darmstadtium
Roentgenium, Copernicium

Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done - AsapSCIENCE