Natalie Co's Padlet by Paul Teske https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5 Made with big dreams en-us 2020-11-17 16:32:06 UTC 2025-10-26 01:30:13 UTC hello@padlet.com Step 1: Realize you're out of bread. Aw, shoot. Bread's so good. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939271720 2020-11-18 23:42:30 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939271720 Step 2: Realize this means you either have to go to the store, or make bread. Double shoot. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939273068 2020-11-18 23:43:14 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939273068 Step 4: Mention to your spouse that you're out of bread. Hope he makes bread from that sourdough starter he's been feeding. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939274824 2020-11-18 23:44:12 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939274824 Step 5: Wait a day. Spouse mentions he'll make bread today, so you wait until dinner. Surprise, this sourdough blend is taking longer to rise than he thought, so it will prove in the fridge overnight. Wait another day. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939275758 2020-11-18 23:44:46 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939275758 Step 3: Remember that your car is in the shop, and that getting bread from the store today will mean walking in the rain and not soaking your baguette on the way back. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939281508 2020-11-18 23:47:47 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939281508 Step 6: Patiently wait as spouse updates you on the bread-making process, and compliment him on the loaf when it comes out, even if he's devastated by some small aspect of the shape/color/crumb. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939284898 2020-11-18 23:49:37 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939284898 Step 7: Spouse insists that the bread rests in a bag overnight - wait patiently for that slice. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939287860 2020-11-18 23:51:09 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939287860 Step 8: IT'S TOAST DAY, YEAH! Get that loaf out of the bag and place it on the silicone mat your spouse insists is just as good as a breadboard. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939289015 2020-11-18 23:51:48 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939289015 Step 9: Grab the breadknife from the knife block and wonder why the little plastic tip that's supposed to protect it is missing AGAIN. (Wonder if it's the roommate's fault?) ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939291820 2020-11-18 23:53:21 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939291820 Step 10: SLICE THE BREAD TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY. Aim for a half-inch slice. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939293226 2020-11-18 23:54:11 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939293226 Step 11: Try not to despair, as you inevitably cut a slice that is chonky on one side and transparent on the other. It's fine as long as you don't lose a finger, really. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939295291 2020-11-18 23:55:21 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939295291 Step 12: Take the toaster down from off of the top of your cupboards because you don't have enough counter space. This may take some height or some talent. The trick is grabbing it by the spring-levers that are supposed to control the toast. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939297002 2020-11-18 23:56:22 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939297002 Step 13: Plug in the toaster. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939299921 2020-11-18 23:58:09 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939299921 Step 14: Cut that bread down to size. That's right, slice it in half, because there's too much bready goodness for one half of the toaster. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939300719 2020-11-18 23:58:36 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939300719 Step 15: Place both halves of the bread inside of the toaster heat-sheathes. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939301625 2020-11-18 23:59:10 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939301625 Step 17: PULL THE LEVER, KRONK. (Toast it.) ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939303322 2020-11-19 00:00:05 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939303322 Step 16: Adjust the toasty level using the toasty dial. Whoever set this on charcoal is a maniac, and it concerns you because it's either your roommate or your spouse. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939304885 2020-11-19 00:00:59 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939304885 Step 18: Start thinking about what you want on your toast. Just kidding. You've been thinking about it since you first started craving toast several days ago. You know for this first slice you just want salted butter. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939306594 2020-11-19 00:02:02 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939306594 Step 19: If you don't have unsalted butter ready to go, I'm sorry my friend, but you're going to spend the next 5-10 minutes cursing your life and trying to compensate. But this isn't a tutorial about how to warm up fridge temperature butter, so we're going to skip that part and ASSUME that you've had butter sitting on your counter at the perfect temperature for days. Because we all deserve a win these days, and you've already waited days for toast. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939308362 2020-11-19 00:03:05 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939308362 Step 20: Think about what tea you're going to have with toast. Make that tea. (See another padlet tutorial about this step, because it's a whole thing.) ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939313047 2020-11-19 00:05:36 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939313047 Step 21: Try not to have a heart attack as the toast pops. Yay. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939318001 2020-11-19 00:08:18 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939318001 Step 22: Remove the toast from the toaster. There are several ways to do this, and they are all scary, and they can all hurt you. Unplug the toaster so you don't get shocked at least. Try wrestling with the spring buttons - maybe you can make toast fly? Eventually give up and grab a knife to stick in and fish the toast out. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939319030 2020-11-19 00:08:53 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939319030 Step 23: Place that toast on a plate. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939321297 2020-11-19 00:10:10 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939321297 Step 24: Use the knife you used to fish your toast out of the toaster and use it to spread room-temperature salted-butter all over the tops of both pieces of toast you made. Hell yeah. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939322074 2020-11-19 00:10:37 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939322074 Step 25: POP THAT TOAST IN YOUR MOUTH, QUEEN. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939323714 2020-11-19 00:11:31 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/939323714 STEP 26: ENJOY POETRY ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943078271 "my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred."
- redditor poem_for_your_sprog]]> 2020-11-19 19:24:06 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943078271 Figure out what it is we're supposed to make. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943624388 Who are the clients? What do they want? What is the subject area? What are their restrictions? What do they want to have accomplished by the end of this?]]> 2020-11-19 21:49:59 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943624388 Gather what already exists. ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943647239 Gather all of the documents pertaining to programs you've already done that involve that subject area. Find the people who have been in charge of these projects in the past, and make sure you loop them in so you don't miss something major. Figure out which artifacts/galleries could pertain to the subject matter. ]]> 2020-11-19 21:58:01 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943647239 Brainstorm ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943653212 Given all of the restrictions, materials, and goals, find feasible solutions.]]> 2020-11-19 22:00:11 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943653212 Decide ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943659561 Out of all of the feasible solutions you've brainstormed, what makes the most sense, is most exciting, or is easiest to accomplish? Which of these factors are most important for this particular project? Using all of these questions, decide on the basic outline of the program.]]> 2020-11-19 22:02:40 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943659561 Break It Down ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943663666 Break the program down into its component parts. What are all of the final products? Start creating lists of all of the things that need to get done in order to accomplish these things. Double check all of your deadlines and create a schedule.]]> 2020-11-19 22:04:11 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943663666 Top-Down Feedback? ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943666549 Double check with the powers that be to see that your basic program outline is everything that's wanted. If not, offer the other feasible solutions as backups, with reasoning as to why your plan is the best, and how the others could work.]]> 2020-11-19 22:05:10 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943666549 Incorporate Feedback ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943673320 Re-plan the basic outline of the program.]]> 2020-11-19 22:07:58 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943673320 Assign Tasks ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943677065 Start assigning people on the team to tasks so everything can get finished on time. ]]> 2020-11-19 22:09:30 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943677065 Content Review ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943679361 The whole team works through a series of meetings to make sure that everything is on track. This is where the bulk of the work is done. Clarify important topics, vocabulary, style, voice, as a group to make sure that everything gels.]]> 2020-11-19 22:10:26 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943679361 Repeat Content Review ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943683438 As often as necessary until you have working drafts. ]]> 2020-11-19 22:12:06 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943683438 Peer Review ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943686718 Test run the product with your peers. ]]> 2020-11-19 22:13:28 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943686718 Incorporate Feedback ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943688258 If relevant.]]> 2020-11-19 22:14:06 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943688258 Final Draft ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943689160 2020-11-19 22:14:31 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943689160 NOTE: ncopeland4 https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943690231 This will continue to happen when you least expect it, so be ready to pivot.]]> 2020-11-19 22:15:00 UTC https://padlet.com/prjteske1/oyc9xzekdekndjl5/wish/943690231