Macbeth Jokes by Veit Reiß https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes Make me laugh! en-us 2018-02-27 12:35:41 UTC 2025-09-26 03:03:07 UTC hello@padlet.com veit_reiss https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235824951 2018-02-27 12:37:02 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235824951 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825663 2018-02-27 12:39:21 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825663 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825775 2018-02-27 12:39:42 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825775 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825875 2018-02-27 12:39:58 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825875 Jokes written by Rena and Leonie https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235825923 1. "What do you call a dead king ?" 
- "Macdeath"

2. "What did Macbeth say to the ghost of banquo ?"
- "Banqu-go"

3. "What was Macbeth called once he grew up ?"
- "Bigmac"
4. "What's Macbeth's fastfood chain called ?"
- Macbeef

5. "How do you call out to the queen of witches ?"
- " He-cate!"

HOW TO BE A REAL WITCH IN 5 STEPS:
1. Dance naked on a hill and scream at the thunder.
2. Get rid of these weird guys who catched you dancing naked on a hill and screaming at the thunder, by telling them to go kill the king or something.
3. Steal chestnuts from some woman. If she won't let you, steal her man instead.
4. Tell that one dumb guy who actually took your advice something about trees and c-sections so he already leaves your party!
5. See how you unintentionally brought misery over one whole country
Congratulations! You are a natural! Proudly repeat steps 1 to 4.



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    • ]]>     2018-02-27 12:44:05 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827241     person 1: have you read Shakespeare https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827357 person 2: no. who wrote it]]> 2018-02-27 12:44:29 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827357 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827381 2018-02-27 12:44:32 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827381 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827553 2018-02-27 12:45:02 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827553 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827855 2018-02-27 12:45:56 UTC https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827855 https://padlet.com/veit_reiss/jokes/wish/235827915 Macbeth: No man born of woman can kill me!
    Macduff: My mom had a c operation, so!
    Macbeth: guess I´ll die 
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