Pardon Me! by Delainey DeGroot

Dear Mr. Biden...

2021-11-24 18:45:57 UTC

Please pardon me. I am a beautiful turkey who does not want to be eaten. I am small, not very fat, and honestly not worth it. I will be a disappointment on the dinner table. I have big brown feathers that would look awesome in a zoo. If you’re going to eat anyone please let it be Aidan. Aidan is a much better candidate to be eaten if you ask me. As you can see by the picture I am disgusting and probably have diseases

CHAD TURKEY

2021-11-24 18:47:10 UTC

my turkey = gigachad turkey
your turkey = beta male turkey

if you save me i will not eat you and your kids and your cat
also i willl make you a chad turkey but if i no win i will make you beta male turkey so if you want to be beta male turkey then dislike if you want to be gigachad turkey then like also i will eat lane

dear president Pardon me! You should not eat me. I mean think about it, I never ate you. And also I’m very nice I never gooble or pek at anyone. and I'm beautiful and nice. there for DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!

2021-11-24 18:50:05 UTC

PLS NO EAT ME EAT AIDAN INSTEAD!

2021-11-24 18:51:54 UTC

Hi my name is Dirk,In my opinion I should not be eaten.It is because every living thing deserves a life.ME JUST A INNOCENT TURKEY PLS DON’T EAT ME EAT AIDAN INSTEAD!!!!!

Because i do not like to be eating so choose me. Because i am a nice turkey and a guy name carter is really mean. Because if i die i am dead and that makes me sad. I like foot so if you eat me you will taste foot. Because i am a farther of 5 so you will make my kids sad.

2021-11-24 18:52:15 UTC

2021-11-24 18:52:20 UTC

Dear Mr.President,

You should not eat me because I am way too important to be on some peasants table, I am the most gorgeous turkey , so let's not waste my beauty on the dinner table instead you should send me to a zoo where even more people can bathe in my glory.Also my little sister looks up to me and who would she look up to if I am roasted, I don't want her to end up as a peasant like some others who will not be named.I am to great for the measly wooden table , can you believe the audacity .You would be making the wrong choice if you didn't choose me.

-Georgina

Plz don't kill me!😭

2021-11-24 18:54:26 UTC

Please! I beg of you! Do not kill me, for I have done nothing wrong! Don't behead me or you would be just like the queen of hearts! You know, murdering is a sin! Save me, and instead, we could become best friends! I will tuck you in every night, and even read you a bedtime story! Think about it - Biden and Turk, Best friends!!!

dont eat me i turkey

2021-11-24 18:54:28 UTC

dont eat me spare my life send me to a farm to spend the rest of eternity there. please pardon me eat my brethren- joe mama

#freedomfortheturkeys

kmcguire950 — 2021-11-24 18:55:31 UTC

Dear person who is reading this,

Please do not eat me…..let me elaborate on that. How would you feel if I came to your house, picked you up and chopped off your head….yeah that gets you thinking huh?Plus I have a life to live! I wanna eat on my farm and play with my friend Vader :<. I need to keep seeing the light please. (you can have Vader if you want)

Thank you for your time,

Seriously Turkey :)
#freedomfortheturkeys

#freedomfortheturkeys

2021-11-24 18:55:31 UTC

Hi. I am a turkey. I don’t want to be eaten. So don’t eat me. I would love to be pardoned and if you don’t pardon me I will cry. I am an amazing turkey. If you kill me you will have no turkeys to kill because I am the turkey leader and they listen to me only. #freedomforturkeys. I will eat you if you eat me. lol.

#freedomfortheturkeys

2021-11-24 18:55:31 UTC

-gurgle gurgle-

Hi, I'm Aspen. I'm super cool and fruity. I like grass and make weird gobb-

-gurgle gurgle-

Gobble sounds. If you eat me I'll become alive and eat you. Lol

I'm also very skinny and super boney. Meaning you'll hurt your mouth trying to put your crusty mouth on me. Please don't eat me.

-gurgle gurgle-

It's also unfair if you eat me, because I am the leader of all turkey(s) and they bow down to me and then if I die they will kill you. I'm also soooo famous. Like every famous person knows me and they will hate you if you kill me. I'll also give you money if you spare me.

-gurgle gurgle-

plz eat me

2021-11-24 18:55:56 UTC

i don't really want to meet the president and i would rather be eaten im a really good turkey to eat you can have me for free

Dear Mr. President, DON'T EAT ME!!!!

2021-11-24 18:56:01 UTC

I am a humble, smart turkey that can do math. I can do ANYTHING including flying. Maybe. I will be VERY disappointed if I was dinner on the Thanksgiving table. So PLEASE PARDON ME, I WANT TO LIVE, gobble GOBBLE. If you don't pardon me...Gobble GOBBLE...you will NEVER be FORGIVEN.

#pardontheturkeys

My first question is…. Why turkeys? There are so many other animals that probably taste as good as I do. I can’t stand the excitement of people excited to eat turkeys. We’re normal just like any other human being. I’d rather be in the zoo than on a dinner table. What does Thanksgiving even have to do with turkeys?? Why us!?

2021-11-24 18:56:29 UTC

2021-11-24 18:58:15 UTC

Please don't eat me. Because I eat dogs. Dogs taste good. I am vegan.

2021-11-24 18:58:19 UTC

Dear Mr.President, you should not eat me because you shouldn't eat me.

📹

2021-11-24 18:58:36 UTC

turkey dance

Dr. Turkey

2021-11-24 18:59:11 UTC

Hi im Dr. turkey please do eat me! I am very special don´t chop my head

2021-11-24 18:59:13 UTC

Don't eat me because, it is rude and unlike the other turkeys i have potential

Why I am not going to die

2021-11-24 18:59:40 UTC

Hello, my name is Chicken Nugget. First off, I would like to say what a horror this name is, I am not a chicken! Also, I have ever intended to not be a nugget. Sir, with all do respect, I am here on behalf of the Turkeys, we will not stand for this. This is why I will not be dying on your table. After a long discussion with the Chicken government we have their support in a rebelion, as they find it quite unfair you eat their children, not only that but eat them. Those who chose to deny these following demands stand in the way of all chicken and turkey kinds.

We must have equality

We must be let free

We must not be eaten

As you humans say, treat others how they treat you, so be careful, or you will be on the table having your intestines ripped out and having vegetables shoved in. That you for your time dear president, and watch your step, the army grows restless.

Signed:

Chicken Nugget, king of the turkeys.

xnguyen168 — 2021-11-24 19:01:44 UTC

i need the sticker i homeless

2021-11-24 19:03:36 UTC

CHAD TURKEY

2021-11-24 19:05:03 UTC

xnguyen168 — 2021-12-01 16:07:24 UTC