P.5 Joke Writing Competition by 秀明小學 Padlet

5F Teacher (0)

pad356 — 2020-05-18 07:20:56 UTC

Student A: Would you like to hear two short jokes and one long joke?

Student B: Sure

Student A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooooke!

5E11

s150009 — 2020-05-25 01:17:53 UTC

The murder trial was a farce because the murderer was declared not guilty.

5D12

s1500671 — 2020-05-25 01:20:23 UTC

Teacher:All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher:So you are an idiot?
Boy:No.I can’t bear you standing along madam......

5D08

2020-05-25 01:26:28 UTC

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Son: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

5E08

s150026 — 2020-05-25 01:31:13 UTC

I say “ Do you want to eat faces.” My friend say “ok.”

5D20

s1801601 — 2020-05-25 01:38:52 UTC

A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!!

5E 21

Brandon_Tam — 2020-05-25 01:39:23 UTC

I say”Do you want to lookluoshan(Luluoshan)?” My friend say”No”

5E10

s1500831 — 2020-05-25 01:56:25 UTC

Teacher：Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?
Student:That's impossible. Whose baby?
Teacher：An elephant's.

5E18

s160148 — 2020-05-25 02:10:26 UTC

A little boy asked his father：Daddy,how mush does it cost to get married?The father replied : I don't know son.I'm still paying!

5A05

s150108 — 2020-05-25 02:34:29 UTC

I say ‘’go to the library to read books together?My friend say “ it is good”

5C 05

s1501183 — 2020-05-25 02:37:27 UTC

Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and started to write.＂I went to call my puppy in the night and I called “puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy,puppy……”!

5D06

s1500793 — 2020-05-25 03:26:04 UTC

5E19

JamieSin — 2020-05-25 03:49:01 UTC

Son: I want a baby brother！

Mum: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back, we will talk over it.

Son: Why don’t you give him a surprise?

5D04

s1500042 — 2020-05-25 03:49:40 UTC

Fingernails are too long to be cut ·

5D(21)

s1500902 — 2020-05-25 03:56:45 UTC

A: I heard the date with your writer friend didn’t go too well.
B: Too much backstory and his prologue was way too long.I left before the main course.

5D13

s160147 — 2020-05-25 04:40:53 UTC

Dad：Do you want to hear a lot of jokes?
Son: Yes
Dad: Joke Joke Joke Joke joke⋯

5b10

Lam_Anson — 2020-05-25 05:56:54 UTC

classmates say my shoes is stinky isay that is not my shoes is my feet

5D 22

s150062 — 2020-05-25 06:06:17 UTC

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
P.S balance=平衡，亦可解作餘額ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

5D Kou Tsz Hin (7)

s1500771 — 2020-05-25 06:07:33 UTC

Two people are chatting by e-mail.

A: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I’M NEW HERE!
B: Try pressing CapsLock.
A: AWESOME, NOW I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!
B: ...

5D14

s1500321 — 2020-05-25 06:18:53 UTC

A boy call Aman,A girl call him a man,’Who is a man?’Aman said.‘That you!’The girl said.’I’m Aman.Not a man.’Aman said.

5D27

s180152 — 2020-05-25 06:39:58 UTC

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and search with him.

s1500571 — 2020-05-25 06:51:31 UTC

My friend say”Why are you so lazy?”
I say”You too!”

5D05

Chau_Alan — 2020-05-25 06:52:32 UTC

A boy are going to toilet.
A teacher see the boy walk over and ask him.
Teacher:Why you go to women's toilet?
The boy:This is toilet ! That mean I can go to the men's toilet also can go to the women's toilet too !

5D18

s1500161 — 2020-05-25 07:19:28 UTC

A：Who’s there?
B：Control freak.
A：Con…
B：You should say＂Control freak who＂now.

5E06

s1501291 — 2020-05-25 07:33:29 UTC

Today, a man going to the company to interview.
The boss asks if his calculation is fast. The man said, it is very fast.So the boss asks him what is 416x896? Then the man said, it's 3! The boss said, it is wrong! The man said, but I am fast!

5D03

s150095 — 2020-05-25 07:41:54 UTC

Boy:Your teeth are like the stars.
Girl:Thanks!Are they that much pretty?
Boy:No, far away from each other.

5C ( 22 )

s190147 — 2020-05-25 07:43:42 UTC

Father : Hey,Why don’t you go and study?
Son : For what?
Father : You will get good marks.
Son : Then?
Father : You will good salary.
Son : Then?
Father : You will get new car, big house…
Son : Then?
Father : You will relax…
Son : What do you thinking I’m doing write now?

5B14

s150099 — 2020-05-25 07:51:15 UTC

patient：Doctor will you give me something for this cold.

doctor：Why should I?I already have a cold！

5D24

s1601281 — 2020-05-25 07:53:28 UTC

I told my brother do you want to die, my brother said yes, then I told him to jump off the building, but our building has only one floor.

2020-05-25 08:00:39 UTC

5D(11)
Man: "Your birthday is coming, do you want any gifts? 』

Woman: "I want to divorce you. 』

Man: "I'm so sorry, I don't have that much budget. 』

5A 8

s1500582 — 2020-05-25 08:13:51 UTC

Tom：Hello,Father what are you doing?
Father：I going to supermarket.
Tom：What are you buy?
Father：I buy milk.
Tom：OK.
Father go to supermarket but he broke the let because he slipping .Tom laughing.
Tom：Dad ,are you ok.

s1500171 — 2020-05-25 10:07:40 UTC

A:Can you help me something?

B: OK!

A: Can you lend me some money?

B: What are you saying?

A: Can you lend me some money?

B: First sentence.

A: Can you help me something ?

B:NO!!!

5E11

s150100 — 2020-05-25 10:22:49 UTC

The murder trial was a farce because the murderer was declared not guilty.

5E24

s1500631 — 2020-05-25 10:48:04 UTC

Mum:l want to manage money.
Dad :Ok l ask you a question thirty-three plus thirty-three equal what?
Mum:lt is so easy,thirty-three plus thirty-three equal sixty six😎
Dad:No it is wrong,you don’t want mange money.😡
Mum:🤯🤯🤯

5E 15

s150020 — 2020-05-25 11:26:19 UTC

One day, child A 🧒🏻said: "Let ’s buy some snacks to eat." Child B 👧🏻said: "Let ’s buy chocolate🍫to eat." Child A answered child B: "Chocolate🍫 is disgusting🤮. "

文子峰

Tom_Man — 2020-05-25 11:27:07 UTC

5B 15
A:Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?
B:That’s impossible.Whose baby?
A:An elephant’s.

5E24

s1500311 — 2020-05-25 11:46:22 UTC

5D10

s1701371 — 2020-05-25 12:42:35 UTC

A: apple.
B:ear.
C:apple ear game?
A,B:no,we are playing word solitaire(詞語接龍) ,no your apple ear game!

5E22

s150014 — 2020-05-25 13:20:06 UTC

Mother👩:Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Son👦：School? Can I eat it? I love it ! Is it yummy?

5C 13

s150112 — 2020-05-25 13:40:47 UTC

One boy started laughing.“It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

黎振飛

2020-05-25 13:52:13 UTC

One day I went to toilet,but my father said,Hi,but uncle said bye. When my father said bye ,my uncle said hi.

5A 7

s1500471 — 2020-05-25 14:13:28 UTC

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO IDEA(no-eye-deer)!

5B13梁卓霖

Kyle_Leung — 2020-05-25 14:25:52 UTC

Kyle_Leung — 2020-05-25 14:26:55 UTC

5D 02

s180158 — 2020-05-25 14:30:02 UTC

Once the kidnapper robbed the bank, he told the bank staff not to move and took the money out. When the bank clerk took the money out, the kidnapper said not to move. When the bank clerk didn't move, the kidnapper said to take the money out, otherwise he would shoot you with a gun.

5D16

n150024 — 2020-05-25 14:42:32 UTC

Kan(3 years old):Dad,let’s drink some water.

Dad:Thank you,son!You are really filial，I drink as many glasses of water as possible ！

Kan go to take some water.

Mom:Husband, have you ever thought that the son is so young, and the place where he can get the water seems to be only the toilet ...

Dad:⋯⋯

5D01

s170140 — 2020-05-25 14:52:32 UTC

Mum:Do you want a homework?
I:What is homework?Can I eat it?
Mun:......
I:???

5D23

s1601451 — 2020-05-26 02:40:10 UTC

Bonnie went to the library one day

Bonnie: I want a bowl of beef noodles

Counter: Sir, here is the library ...

Bonnie: Oh good, I want a bowl of beef noodles

5E02

s1500431 — 2020-05-26 03:45:58 UTC

What has a head,a tail , and no body?
A coin.

5D15

s150059 — 2020-05-26 03:46:11 UTC

ChildA:Do you like the apple pie?
ChildB:I don’t like apple pie.
ChildA:What pie do you like.
ChildB:I like pewdiepie.
ChildA: ......................................

5B04

s1500662 — 2020-05-26 09:59:50 UTC

Children A： Hey children B do you want to eat the spicy potato chips？
children B : what ？ spicy potato chips? No no no !I don’t like spicy food
Children A: don’t worry， It not very spicy
Children B： you sure ?🤔
Children A: yes don’t worry I am sure
Children B : okay so I eat the small pieces
（ children B is eating the spicy potato chips)
Children B:Oh my God ! It very spicy !where is the water? Water !water !🥵🥵
Children A: ha ha ha ha ! Is a prank!
Children B: you ⋯ you !😤🤬

s1500032 — 2020-05-28 14:11:27 UTC

5C14
I：Mum，I want to have a dog．
Mum：What kind of dog do you want？
l：l want a spicy dog·
Mum：What?？
l：A hot dog！

5B 24

s150094 — 2020-05-29 06:48:11 UTC

Teach:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Ever time I come to the corner ,a sing says ,
”School-Go Slow”.

5A20

MichaelNg — 2020-05-30 14:46:28 UTC

A:What does Y-E-S say?
B:Yes.
A:Now, what does E-Y-E-S say?
B:e～yes😅
A:No, is eyes.👁👁 Not e～yes.
B:Oh～！