Twitter Feed: The Catcher in the Rye (period 8) by Ashley Schrader

@penceyprep

aschrader1 — 2017-04-20 18:33:42 UTC

Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men

@OfficialHolden

aschrader1 — 2017-04-20 19:29:29 UTC

I'm so sick of the @penceyprep phonies

@OfficialHolden

2017-04-20 19:33:00 UTC

Not only is @penceyprep a bunch of privileged phonies , they they can just try to mold us into ¨clear-thinking young men¨ why does everyone follow the same cycle? -ugliene

@OG.Holden

lbenson7 — 2017-04-20 19:33:41 UTC

Can't believe my teammates made me forget the foils on the Train... I bet they all had a good laugh about it.

@OG.Holden

lbenson7 — 2017-04-20 19:38:31 UTC

Who does @Stradlater think he is? Thinking he can just run around with Jane. I bet he doesn't even like checkers...

@stradlater

2017-04-20 19:40:20 UTC

well hell yea i mean how can she resist lol @OG.Holden

-ugliene

@Robert.Ackley

lbenson7 — 2017-04-20 19:41:13 UTC

@OG.Holden Do you guys have a pair of nail clippers I can use? Just tell me where they are, I'll use them and put em' right back.

@officialHolden

2017-04-20 19:42:58 UTC

some people may look clean BUT Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN ABOUT HYGIENE YOU SLOBSS!!! @penceyprepstudents
-ugliene

@Holden123

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:44:32 UTC

This Hotel im at is lit!

@Stradlater

lbenson7 — 2017-04-20 19:45:27 UTC

@OG.Holden Boi you ain't even here anymore and you're still in my light. Get movin'.

@officialHOlden

2017-04-20 19:45:39 UTC

@OfficialDB

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:45:59 UTC

Just bought a second house on the beach! Bathing in my money!!

@Prency_Prep

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:47:03 UTC

So proud of our young scholars here at Pency Prep!

@offcialHOlden

2017-04-20 19:48:26 UTC

@prency_prep yea proud of what some robots you have around school commanding them to OBEY your rules are trash ,can´t wait to dip!
-ugliene

@Holden_og

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:48:58 UTC

Ain't missin any of those slobs back at #pencey
@grossackley

@PenceyPrep

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:49:51 UTC

Students, make sure you sign up for the new spring formal!

@Holden_og

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:50:49 UTC

Can't even get some booze, what has New York come to?

@Holden123

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:51:31 UTC

Gettin away from all the phonies and kickin it in New York City

@officialholden

2017-04-20 19:51:48 UTC

it´s funny when they hear you got bands they crowd around you .she´s nothing but a gold digger #newyork#shetakemymoney
-ugliene

@OfficialHolden

ajauw — 2017-04-20 19:52:04 UTC

I was just asking a typical taxi driver a question, but then he snaps at me. My god why are some people so ridiculous??
-alexauw

@penceyprep

2017-04-20 19:52:48 UTC

Have a nice winter break and be ready to study even harder next year! #proud -mia

@DB_is_LITy

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:53:04 UTC

Heard my lil bro was kickin it with some prostitutes #abitgrossdon'tyouthink @Holden_og

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 19:53:22 UTC

Really wish I could give #oomf a call. I wanna ask a special girl if she still keeps all her king in the back row. ;)

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 19:53:48 UTC

Goodbye to all the fellas at Pencey, and all. #NYC

@Allie

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:54:42 UTC

I'm back from the dead y'all, where's my glove at?

@penceyprep

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 19:55:07 UTC

Boys, be sure to submit your college applications soon. The Ivy Leagues schools need not think Pencey Prep boys are procrastinators.

@Stradlater

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 19:55:16 UTC

oomf really needs to stop creeping on my girl Jane

@theofficialstradlater

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 19:55:34 UTC

S/o to @kingjane for a fun time ... and to @holdcaul for being weird about it. #awkward

@Stradlater

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 19:56:26 UTC

@hvcaulfield You better start calling Jane if you don't want me to steal her away from you.

@penceyprep

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 19:56:27 UTC

Remember! Colleges will look at your transcripts. Be sure to finish the semester strong!

@Holden123

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:56:31 UTC

Can't get anything done with this Ackley kid around

@db_iscool

2017-04-20 19:56:58 UTC

Love living in Hollywood
-Colin

@OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 19:57:00 UTC

Some assholes beat me up for $5- feels like I got shot in the stomach.

@OfficialHolden

ajauw — 2017-04-20 19:57:16 UTC

Has anyone heard of the most annoying kid ever? Seriously this kid is getting on my nerves @Ackley
-alexauw

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 19:57:25 UTC

just tell me where the ducks go.

@Holden123

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:57:46 UTC

Just had the longest chat with Old Spencer about me flunking my classes...

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 19:57:58 UTC

Why the hell was that taxi driver so mean? I just wanted to know where the ducks go.

@Ackley

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 19:58:03 UTC

Real stoked to be getting some acne medicine!!!!!

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 19:58:31 UTC

Should have taken an Uber. Thanks for the ride to the hotel. #youknowwhoyouare

@Ackley

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 19:58:35 UTC

I can't believe that Holden kid had the nerve to sleep in my roommate's bed. It's not like I ever infringe on his privacy, right???

@Ackley

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 19:59:10 UTC

Keeping my fingernails nice and clean, remember to cut your nails

@HoldensMom

ajauw — 2017-04-20 19:59:14 UTC

PLEASE is anyone can hear this please contact me for my lost son @OfficialHolden I'm so worried for him being alone and having nobody to support him!! :(((

@holden

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 19:59:22 UTC

Just got the swaggiest hat evaaaaaaa. Catch your boi wearing it around the school grounds

@ackleykid

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 19:59:34 UTC

Don't mind the mess...if that's what you'd call it...

@good_ol_Spencer

cwbeers — 2017-04-20 19:59:43 UTC

How do I work this twitter thing?

@Pency_Prep

empollack — 2017-04-20 19:59:52 UTC

All parents are welcome to join us for our #SteakSaturday dinner

@OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 20:00:03 UTC

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:00:12 UTC

My face still hurts from Stradlater's punch. Glad to get away from that guy. #needice

@Jane

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 20:00:17 UTC

love love love my boyfriend ughhhhhhh

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:00:47 UTC

I'm glad I'm not a phony. I'm too unique for that

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 20:02:04 UTC

All I want is a goddam club soda with some scotch in it. Is that too much to ask?

@Ackley

ajauw — 2017-04-20 20:02:05 UTC

does anyone know the best solution for popping pimples?? if anyone knows pls ask

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:02:14 UTC

So when am I gonna get some meds for this depression?? #brozac

@stradlater

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 20:02:47 UTC

im all about that gym tan laundry #jerseylyfe

@Sunny

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:02:58 UTC

Can't believe that twerp had me walk all the way to his room to waste my time. #Needtofindabetterjob

@SallyHayes

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:03:14 UTC

I always have a #grand time with @hvcaulfield. Can't wait to see him at the movies.

@pencey

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 20:03:40 UTC

Reminder: Students that will not be returning next semester need to clean their dorms out before winter vacation.

@holdencaulfield

2017-04-20 20:03:46 UTC

I swear old Maurice said five bucks for a throw.. Not 10. #phony -mia

@greensun

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 20:04:26 UTC

Rough day at the office. #hmu @MaurytheElevatorGuy

@Hollywood

cmhowenstine — 2017-04-20 20:04:41 UTC

Id like to see @holden do a better job than us

@NewYorkNuns

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:05:07 UTC

Met a quite generous young man today while getting lunch! It's wonderful that today's youth are so generous.

@Holden123

empollack — 2017-04-20 20:05:20 UTC

I'm practically in love with this one girl. She's all decent looking and all, and she loves sports

@stradlater

2017-04-20 20:05:24 UTC

@OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 20:05:34 UTC

@OldHorwitz Why so angry all the time? I only wanted to know where the ducks go during the winter. There's no need to get all cranky 'bout it

@MaurytheElevatorGuy

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 20:06:03 UTC

What a smart alec @holdcaul ... #whyioughta

@OfficialHolden

ajauw — 2017-04-20 20:06:19 UTC

i just gave away $10 to some lousy charity and im pissed about losing $5 to some scrubs
-alexauw

@Holden123

2017-04-20 20:06:23 UTC

Follow my real official twitter @nick_diede17

@Ackley

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:06:30 UTC

Anyone know a good place to get my nails done?? Holden says I gotta stop cutting my nails in his dorm.

@theofficialstradlater

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 20:06:45 UTC

Follow my second account @seeyalater to see some better pictures of yours truly!

OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 20:07:44 UTC

@Sunny @Maurice You both are goddamn morons. You will end up in the street with filthy clothes, asking for just a dime for coffee.

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-20 20:07:52 UTC

See you at the matinee! #youknowwhoyouare

@hvcaulfield

rmjungels — 2017-04-20 20:09:17 UTC

Whoever said I'm fake deep needs to back off. I'm not a #phony

@Stradlater

ajauw1 — 2017-04-20 20:09:19 UTC

I'm trying to go to bed clean but Ackley's fingernails are all over the god damn floor!

@Holden_ishot

2017-04-21 18:08:53 UTC

I just gave away $10 to charity what is this weird feeling I'm gettin -Colin

@Ackley

2017-04-21 19:08:40 UTC

Just had the time of my life with some lovely ladies. I got stories if you more details #Legend -Colin

@Sunny

ajauw1 — 2017-04-21 19:21:18 UTC

@OfficialHolden17 You are so cheap and stupid, you can't even fork over 5 more measly dollars even after my man Maurice obviously said that it costs 10 dollars a throw! #crumbbum

@holdencaulfield

2017-04-21 19:22:05 UTC

Old stradlater needs to back off Jane.

-mia

@HoldenCaulfield

2017-04-21 19:22:32 UTC

Could really go for a game of checkers right about now...
-James

@holden

2017-04-21 19:22:43 UTC

I had a mean old taxi driver today. Does anyone know where the duck goes when the lake freezes? -mia

@stradlater

2017-04-21 19:23:10 UTC

God Holden is so annoying. He smoked in my room and is a creep about Jane.

-mia

@holden123

2017-04-21 19:23:27 UTC

I really regret making this date with old Sally. -mia

@holden123

2017-04-21 19:23:43 UTC

Old sunny really made me blue. She was a bore to talk too. -mia

@The_Stradlater

empollack — 2017-04-21 19:23:50 UTC

Hate it when @Holden123 smokes in the room. Breaking school rules drives me crazy!

@holden123

2017-04-21 19:24:01 UTC

I am sick of all the #phonies at Pencey. -mia

@TheDB

2017-04-21 19:24:42 UTC

Just got pulled over for speeding on the highway in my Porsche. LOL.
-James

@DB unoffical

2017-04-21 19:26:02 UTC

Wow im so rich hahahaha -nick

@Holden

ajauw — 2017-04-21 19:26:06 UTC

hey all i just lost my third chance to go out with a girl. got any tips u can throw at me? -alexuaw

@holdcaul

mefrederick — 2017-04-21 19:26:18 UTC

If anyone sees my kid sister at the museum over the weekend, #hmu

@HoldenCaulfield

2017-04-21 19:27:15 UTC

So sick of all the fakes at Pencey. You all are PHONIES
-James

@OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-21 19:27:17 UTC

This bar is full phonies! The waiter thinks im a minor, do i really look under twenty-one!?

@Ackley

2017-04-21 19:28:14 UTC

That satisfying feeling of popping a pimple
-James

@HoldenCaulfield

2017-04-21 19:29:30 UTC

Really wish I could talk to you once more, I miss you lil bro <3
-James

@OfficialHolden17

ajauw1 — 2017-04-21 19:29:49 UTC

Met a young blonde dancer lasts night, man, she could really dance!

@TheStradlater

2017-04-21 19:30:19 UTC

Who's gonna help me out with this essay?
-James

@Stradlater

ajauw1 — 2017-04-21 19:30:47 UTC

Got assigned another paper tonight. You up to helping me out? @Ackley

@Ackley

ajauw1 — 2017-04-21 19:31:46 UTC

When is Ely coming back to his room? He hasn't showed up in the past week! Oh well, back to popping pimples. I ordered some pimple popping cream in the meantime.

#Stradlater

ajauw — 2017-04-21 19:32:41 UTC

Yo if anyone wants to hits the gym with me, just ask

@HoldenCaulfield

2017-04-21 19:33:17 UTC

I just feel empty inside...
-James