I was born out of a rock so I had no family. I was born by myself on a flower fruit mountain. After I defeated the spirit tiger, all the monkeys from the four corners of the world came and flocked at me. I ruled them and over the years, they  became a family. It’s like a pride. I’m the alpha male so I protect them as my own. My eldest son wants to be like me but had a change of mind due to his bestfriend’s, jin wang, stupid attempt to kiss his girlfriend. Anyway, I have many wives and many children. Being an emissary has its’ perks. My father, tze-yo-tzuh, has taught me a lot about myself. I was stubborn and extremely arrogant. I got “Grounded” for 500 years under a pile of rocks and couldn’t escape.  He put a spell on the pile of rocks saying that i can’t exercise kung-fu. I was so fixed on being different, that I didn’t know that changing back into my original form was a release of kung-fu. Lucky a monk helped me realize that. He later became a great friend of mine and I served him faithfully till the end.

 I sincerely want to apologize for my childish, ill mannered behavior. It was uncalled for. I let anger get ahold of me. The guard that was the “bouncer”, I am sorry I used you as a bat for hitting the gods. You kind of deserved you because you’re racist, but whatever .Thunder storm, I am sorry that i punched you with fist like lightening. It couldn’t have hurt you but knowing myself, it might leave a scar. For the rest of you guys, I am sorry I laid you all in a pile on top of each other. I was so pissed that when I got home, I just sat in my chair all night thinking about what just happened. That moment changed who I was. I didn’t get any respect, even after I beat all of you guys up. I mean, I beat all the gods and goddesses so technically, that makes the second strongest god in the universe. I am right up there with tze-yo-tzuh himself. Anyway, Im sorry and I hope you can forgive me.

 -Monkey king (The great sage equal to heaven)


2. Dear Monkeys 

 I apologize for not being there all the time and meditating for the majority of the time. I know you are all loyal and worthy of my power but I can’t share my power. Whoever was in charge of the monkeys while I was away meditating, thank you. You managed them well and please understand that my gratitude is real. I’m not being sarcastic. I was deep under ground so I had no awareness what was going on. I soon realized that I should give some of you the respect that you deserve. My heart is filled with passion for kung-fu. Now that i have mastered kung-fu, I will be spending a lot of time with all of you. I might go out and do missions like go down to the human world as chinkee, a character I created. I created him to get close to a boy named jin wang. I needed him to talk to wein-chang because he ran off to pursue the good life of a human. Again I am sorry.

 -Monkey King (the great sage equal to heaven)

3. Dear Dragon king ,Lao-Tzu, yama, and the jade emperor

 I send my regards to the beating i just gave you all. I physical bullied you guys into stop laughing at me. That wasn’t right at all. I should have earned the respect from you guys another way. I now know that you hate me and fear me. I wanted that but I did not want it to happen this way. Dragon king, I don’t want to point fingers but you did provoke me and laughed at me. So did your fishguard. I told you to call me the great sage equal of heaven but all you did was laugh and laugh and laugh. So I thought you needed some convincing and I stomped on both of your guys. It must have hurt but you're immortal. I thank you for the magic cudgel. Sorry Lao-Tzu for shape shifting into a monkey dragon. I know I could have gave you a heart attack since your old. Sorry yama for sending my hair clones to beat you up. I am sorry Jade emperor for hitting my cudgel in your face.

 -Monkey king (the great sage equal of heaven)

4.Dear tze-yo-tzuh,

Ok I know I tested you and didn’t believe who you were, I was in denial and anger consumed me. I know you are a forgiving and all powerful. Thank you for teaching me that being who you are is the most important thing. When you trapped me under a mountain of rocks, I was angry and pissed so I couldn’t think straight. Anyway sorry for disrespecting you and disobeying you. I was being rebellious. I don’t know how old I am but I must be a teen because I let the words and laughter of other people get to me. I guess my self esteem was low. Also I am sorry that I wrote on the gold pillars or your hand. Sorry I peed on it. I was marking it. Like I said I was acting out. Even after I came back and saw your hand and was shocked I still was in denial. I tried you and it didn’t work out so well. 

 -Monkey king (the great sage equal of heaven)

5. Dear wong lai tsao,

You changed me for the greater good. Your words and wisdom have inspired me. I was so stuck up and arrogant that I didn’t realize that what you were talking about actually was true. Even after I thought about I still didn’t care for what you had to say. What shocked me was when I told you that deadly trolls were behind you and you said that if it is meant to happen by the hands of tze-yo-tzuh then let it. I don’t know what happened but you got stabbed and I did what you said and released. I don’t know how you survived that wound but i’m glad you did. You became a good friend till the very end. I thank tze-yo-tzuh for sending you on this mission. I guess it really is his will that be done. 

-Monkey king (the great sage equal of heaven)