Dead and Co. Spa Resort by K. Thibault

Spa Services:

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-Blood facials
-Massages inside our coffin beds
-Dirty Mud Face Masks

Activities we Offer:

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-Our complimentary shooting range (to learn how to defend yourself, of course!)
-Tours of the murder scene itself
-Our graveyard burial site, equipped with tombstones and descriptions

Theatre Showings

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-We invite you to view the original outfits and items found in the crash in an exhibit backstage.
-Open every night from 7-11pm
-We offer roleplay shows to reenact the final encounter in the woods, including all the members of the grandmother's family, & The Misfit, and his two alliances.
-Costumes included!
-Comes with complimentary ID cards including each characters' sinful actions & cause of death.

Such a getaway, you may never return home!

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BEWARE OF 'THE MISFIT"

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-Warning: If you are unlucky enough to encounter this man and his two comrades, Hiram and Bobby Lee, do not be fooled by his calm disposition. He is armed and loaded.
-Unfortunately, there's just no chance of escape.
-Whereabouts are likely between here & Florida

Dead And Company Spa Resort, Established 1953

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Toomsboro, Georgia

Private Library

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-Only our VIP guests will have exclusive access to all the details on the reports, photos, and documents from the murder scene.
-Includes newspaper articles, magazine clippings, and interviews of surrounding citizens.

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Meet The Sole Survivor: Pitty Sing

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This cat , some may say a symbol of deadly luck, had wandered onto our estate a few weeks following to the murder.
-It can now be found wandering around the property, usually seen in the parlor.

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Customer Reviews:

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Jerry Garcia: I can honestly say that the Dead and Company Spa Resort was a fantastic stay! I had a blast jammin' out and smelling the scarlet begonias in the garden. I even saw Pitty Sing!

Marilyn Manroe: I had the most terrific experience at the Dead and Company Spa! The theatre was absolutely spectacular, the audience loved my reenactment of the crime scene. It was absolutely to die for. I would recommend the Dead and Co. Spa for anyone who loves vacationing with a little mystery!

John Lennon: At first I was unconvinced of coming to the Dead and Co. Spa... I'm not used to such modern ways of relaxing. A spa is but the last thing I would have thought of for a vacation, but after Paul finally convinced me I never wanted to leave! It was a peaceful here and the staff is so nice. I even had a great time with Paul getting blood facials. Love was definitely all around at the Dead and Company Spa.

Here is a small taste of some of the Food Menu:

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Breakfast:
- waffles drenched in bloody syrup, choices of blood type A, B, or O

Lunch:
- finger foods consisting of finger nail soup and knuckle sandwiches

Dinner:
- choice of either pig heart or brain served with a side salad of lettuce, tomatoes, and bone fragments
-served with a dessert of chocolate fudge cake

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