Everywhere – April

This is the biggest, longest and most fun festival in Thailand… and maybe the world! Songkran is a 3-day water fight that takes place throughout the whole country. Wild scenes of exuberance can be seen throughout the Kingdom, with music, dancing, drinking and people drenched from head to toe. Water guns, hose pipes, buckets – in fact, anything you can get your hands on can be used to splash people. One thing is for certain: you will get wet!

No matter where you are in Thailand, from the 13th to the 15th April, you will be walking distance from some kind of fun celebration.

Dan Sai, Loei Province – June or July

Combining religious traditions, local handicrafts and fun-loving party atmosphere, Phi Ta Khon is a 3-day festival that’s renowned for the colourful masks worn by thousands of locals. The masks are ghastly, stretched faces decorated in bright, gaudy colours. The origin of the festival is a mixture of animist and Buddhist beliefs. It's supposed to recreate the legend of when a party that was so fun, everyone wanted to attend – living or dead. The Ghost Festival is held on the weekend of the 6th full moon of the lunar calendar. It usually has the main parade on the Friday (dressing up as a ghost optional), with pageants and music on the Saturday and Buddhist ceremonies on the Sunday.

Chiang Mai - November

Chiang Mai’s lantern festival takes place every November and is truly a remarkable sight. Down by the banks of the Peng River, thousands of paper lanterns are released into the sky to float away on the evening breeze.

It’s a more genteel affair than the other festivals on this list, but it's a great opportunity for snapping some breathtaking photos. Releasing lanterns is the most photogenic part of the festival, but there are also parades, religious ceremonies, fireworks and the releasing of paper floats in the river. Riverside hotels book up far in advance.

Yasothorn Province – June or July

In the farming communities of Issan (north-eastern Thailand), rocket festivals are important events attended by entire villages as they’re considered the last big ‘knees-up’ before the planting season begins. The rockets are meant to encourage the gods to send plentiful rains to help the precious rice crops grow, with teams building ever more elaborate rockets. They are paraded around on the first day of the festival before being launched high into the air throughout the weekend. Supposedly, huge sums are gambled on who can build the best rocket, but considering gambling is illegal in Thailand we can’t confirm this. If any rocket fails to launch, the builders of the said rocket are playfully thrown into a mud bath as punishment.

Chonburi – October

Buffalo racing, and the festivities that go on afterwards make this one of Thailand’s best festivals. This tradition has been taking place for well over 100 years and now brings in the crowds – Thais and foreigners – from far and wide. The racecourse is around 100 metres long, located right in front of Chonburi City Hall. Crowds line the racecourse and cheer on the jockeys, who ride bareback on their trusty beasts. It is amazing to see how fast the massive beasts can actually run!

Phuket - October

Despite the name, Phuket’s Vegetarian Festival is famous to world travellers because of the extreme acts undertaken by some locals. Especially gruesome is the body mortification, by way of swords and spiked objects cutting through participants’ cheeks and other body parts, along with walking over hot coals. The belief is that Chinese gods will protect you from harm in return for painful demonstrations of your beliefs.

The ceremonies of the festival take place in the vicinity of the 6 Chinese temples scattered throughout Phuket. The main temple is Jui Tui Shrine, not far from the Fresh Market in Phuket Town. This annual festival takes place every October but, if you’re sensitive to the sight of blood, you probably should give this one a miss!

Pattaya - December

This festival is the location, but it is the country’s premier music and arts festival, taking after similar events in the UK and US – think Glastonbury or Coachella and you’re on the right lines.

Wonderfruit usually takes place in December on the outskirts of Pattaya, and welcomes European and American artists to headline with many local bands playing, too. There’s also yoga, meditation, arts and pop-up restaurants by some of Bangkok’s best chefs.

Bangkok – January or February

Chinese New Year brings one of the most exhilarating celebrations to Yaowarat, which is officially the Chinatown of Bangkok. The narrow, bustling alleys of Chinatown are always a fun place to explore but, during Chinese New Year, things are ramped up a notch.

The entire length of the street (and surrounding alleys) comes to life, with crowds of worshippers, exploding firecrackers, dragon dancers and families of Chinese descent, who gather to partake in the street fanfare as well as enjoy sumptuous Chinese banquets. The best place to experience the festival in Bangkok is at Wat Mangkon Kamalawat on Charoen Krung Street at the northern edge of Chinatown.

Ubon Ratchathani – July

This large festival in one of Issan’s biggest cities is a nice mix of art, culture and celebration. Up to 10 huge wax sculptures are crafted by international teams of artists, mixing traditional art with more modern, abstract creations. The waxworks are paraded around on floats, accompanied by dancers and traditional folk music.

Principally, this is a religious festival on a sacred Buddhist holiday, when followers donate items to monks, but there's still a party atmosphere throughout the city. Remember that no alcohol is allowed to be sold in Thailand on Buddhist holidays, but it can be consumed. Most locals will stock up the day before and will be discreet about drinking out of respect for monks and devout Buddhists.

November

The Loi Krathong Festival is one of the most exuberant festivals celebrated in Thailand. The celebrations are a national event in Thailand, and it is sometimes referred to as the 'festival of lights.' Loi Krathong takes place on a full moon evening of the twelfth month, according to the Thai lunar calendar. The date changes every year, but it usually occurs in October or November, according to the Western calendar. The exact date is usually announced a month in advance. The annual festival is celebrated with many rituals at the Buddhist temples in the region. Makeshift steps are constructed in several rivers or water body areas to allow people to enter the water. One can see many stalls selling food, beverages, and readymade krathongs(floating baskets). The festival also includes some activities, such as boat races, lantern processions, and parades.