5131 (look at it upside-down) by Jet https://padlet.com/1089801/5131 Put a joke here and my expert team of judges will judge it. Ones that I delete are NONE. Ones that I don't mark are BRONZE. None: 0-4. Bronze: 5-6. Silver: 7-8. Gold: 9. Platinum: 10. Double Platinum: Two Platinum awards. Triple Platinum: Two Double Platinum awards and moderator. Quad Platinum: Two Triple Platinum awards and admin. en-us 2015-11-12 01:34:13 UTC 2023-05-10 04:19:56 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.storage.googleapis.com/portrait/pocketwatch.jpg Mod list 16/11/15: 1089801 https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81398427 Jet

Sandro

]]> 2015-11-15 23:27:45 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81398427 I entered 10 puns into a competition, hoping at least one would win. Sadly, no pun intended (no pun in ten did)  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81672521 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 00:15:47 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81672521 Medal list:  jetthe1089mathnerd https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81672993 None: 0-4

Bronze: 5-6

Silver: 7-8

Gold: 9

Platinum: 10

Double Platinum: Two Platinum awards.

Triple Platinum: Two Double Platinum awards and moderator.

Quad Platinum: Two Triple Platinum awards and admin.

]]> 2015-11-17 00:22:19 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81672993 Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards. wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81673940 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-17 00:34:36 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81673940 I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. - Sam MrSam123 https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674123
Jet: Silver   

]]> 2015-11-17 00:36:42 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674123 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674673 Jet: Platinum

]]> 2015-11-17 00:42:37 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674673 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674689 Jet: Double Platinum

]]> 2015-11-17 00:42:52 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674689 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674699 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 00:43:07 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674699 Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. MrSam123 https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674755 Sandro: Platinum

Jet: Silver

Aggregate: Gold
]]> 2015-11-17 00:43:53 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674755 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674799 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 00:44:30 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81674799 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81675552 Jet: Platinum

]]> 2015-11-17 00:53:58 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81675552 Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!! (The chemical symbol for sodium is Na)      diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81686887 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 02:52:45 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81686887 What do you call an avocado cut into 6.023 x 10e+23 pieces? Guacamole.  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81687080 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-17 02:54:54 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81687080 Two men walked into a bar. One ordered H2O. The other said "I'll have some H2O too."    The second man died.  TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81687233 Sandro: Platinum

Jet: Gold

Aggregate: Gold
]]> 2015-11-17 02:57:01 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81687233 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81959759 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 22:35:57 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81959759 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960124 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-17 22:38:11 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960124 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960355 Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Sandro: Silver

Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 22:40:05 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960355 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960513 So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!

Sandro: Gold 

Jet: Gold

Aggregate: Gold
]]> 2015-11-17 22:41:20 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81960513 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81961069 When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 

Jet: Gold

Sandro: Platinum 

Aggregate: Platinum.
]]> 2015-11-17 22:46:24 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81961069 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81961266 A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.


Sandro: Silver


Jet: Silver

Aggregate: Silver
]]> 2015-11-17 22:48:10 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81961266 Put Doctor Who jokes on my Doctor Who padlet or die. This is not a joke, it is a system message. jetthe1089mathnerd https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81962020 2015-11-17 22:54:52 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81962020 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81962809 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-17 23:02:39 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81962809 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81963533 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 23:09:51 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81963533 Ajhor wellshutup https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81963587 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-17 23:10:14 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81963587 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81964065 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-17 23:15:28 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81964065 Will TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81974279 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-18 01:00:42 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81974279 TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81975141 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 01:08:37 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/81975141 There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river… It was 3 feet deep on average.  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248525 Jet: Platinum

]]> 2015-11-18 22:45:53 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248525 A: “What is the integral of 1/cabin?”B: “log e cabin.”A: “Nope, houseboat–you forgot the C.” diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248567 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-18 22:46:18 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248567 Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: One: she gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248731 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 22:47:27 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248731 A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out.The physicist says, “The initial measurement was incorrect.”The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.”And the mathematician says, “If exactly one person enters that house, it will be empty.” diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248773 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-18 22:48:00 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248773 The B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoît B. Mandelbrot. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248902 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-18 22:48:43 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82248902 Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82249767 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 22:57:10 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82249767 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82250862 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:08:25 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82250862 If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be an alloy diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82251324 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:13:30 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82251324 Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82252487 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-18 23:25:42 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82252487 What is the most important rule in chemistry? Never lick the spoon diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82252536 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:26:16 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82252536  Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253215 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:35:41 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253215 Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!" diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253243 Jet: AU

]]> 2015-11-18 23:35:59 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253243 Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253266 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:36:19 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253266  Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253512 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:40:17 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253512  Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253620 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-18 23:41:43 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82253620 Water joke: HOH HOH HOH diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82257267 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 00:22:58 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82257267 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82258694 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-19 00:38:48 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82258694 TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82259859 Sandro: Platinum

Jet: Platinum

Aggregate: Double Platinum

]]> 2015-11-19 00:50:12 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82259859 TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82259969 Sandro: Gold

Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-19 00:51:26 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82259969 Three statisticians go hunting. After a while they find a single rabbit. The first takes aim and undershoots, the second takes aim and overshoots. The third yells "We got him!" (Explanation: the average place the bullets hit was the rabbit)      diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82260468 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 00:57:22 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82260468 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261523 Jet: Jet: Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 01:08:18 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261523 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261569 Jet: Platinum

]]> 2015-11-19 01:08:42 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261569 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261608 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 01:09:07 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261608 Jet: Silver https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261692 Sandro: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 01:09:52 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82261692 Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg (0mg = Zero Milligrams) TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82531799 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-19 22:40:26 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82531799 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82532162 2015-11-19 22:43:23 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82532162 Platinum Awards: 1089801 https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82535768 Sandro: 1 Quad Platinum and 1 Double Platinum.

Will: 1 Double Platinum and 1 Platinum.

Ajhor: 1 Double Platinum.

]]> 2015-11-19 23:16:08 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82535768 Imaginary numbers are fun until someone loses an eye.  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791486 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-20 23:39:21 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791486 Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec! (Explanation: Oct is short for Octal (base 8) and Dec is short for Decimal (base 10) )  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791501 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-20 23:39:55 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791501 Maths limerick: 12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4 / 7 + (5 x 11) = 9^2 + 0 (Explanation: When read aloud, properly, it reads: "A dozen, a gross and a score / Plus three times the square root of four /  divided by seven / plus five times eleven / Is nine squared and not a bit more" )  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791708 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-20 23:49:18 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82791708 A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they want to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume. The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82792129 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-21 00:07:24 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82792129 Top seven excuses for not doing homework:                                                                                          1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.                                        2. Isaac Newton's birthday.                                                                                                                       3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.                         4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.                                                 5. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.                                                                     6. I locked the paper in a box but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.                                7. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82792487 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-21 00:22:50 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82792487 I hate telling noble gas jokes - there's never a reaction diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793323 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-21 00:59:38 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793323 Tell a potassium joke? k diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793381 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-21 01:02:18 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793381 No I'm not trying to poison you. Now eat your Pb and Jelly sandwich. (Explanation: Pb is the chemical symbol for lead, which is highly poisonous)  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793399 Jet: Pt (look it up suckers)

]]> 2015-11-21 01:02:53 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793399 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793421 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-21 01:04:14 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793421 No-one really likes this joke. I guess it's because it's boron. diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793435 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-21 01:04:38 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793435 There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793469 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-21 01:05:58 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793469 You made Lithium react with Argon? LiAr! diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793496 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-21 01:07:09 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793496 What does a sub-atomic duck say? Quark!  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793525 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-21 01:08:04 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793525 What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? Two-Na! (Explanation: Two-Na = Tuna)  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793550 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-21 01:08:58 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/82793550 Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83471941 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-25 22:40:43 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83471941 A photon checks into a hotel. When asked if he needed help with his luggage, he replied, "Nah, I'm travelling light." TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83472648 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-25 22:50:04 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83472648 What's the opposite of Nitrogen? Daytrogen TheGreenCow https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83472692 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-25 22:50:44 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83472692 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795629 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-29 22:59:26 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795629 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795651 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-29 22:59:45 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795651 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795690 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-29 23:00:15 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795690 How does Steve get exercise? He runs around the block!  diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795722 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-29 23:00:38 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795722 Why did the creeper cross the road? Coz the Ocelot was chasing him, duh! diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795748 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-29 23:01:22 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83795748 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83796145 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-29 23:07:46 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83796145 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83796187 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-29 23:08:23 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83796187 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797482 Jet: Gold

]]> 2015-11-29 23:29:59 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797482 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797501 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-29 23:30:15 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797501 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797513 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-11-29 23:30:28 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/83797513 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336668 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-12-01 22:32:29 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336668 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336758 Jet: Silver

]]> 2015-12-01 22:33:02 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336758 diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336821 Jet: Platinum

]]> 2015-12-01 22:33:26 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84336821 Jet 1089801 https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84339282 Student: "Can I eat this USB?"

Teacher: "Of course not."

Student: "But it's a silicon chip!"

Sandro: Gold
]]> 2015-12-01 22:54:06 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/84339282 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115658495 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:08:52 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115658495 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660591 Jet: Silver
]]> 2016-06-29 09:39:26 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660591 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660637 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:40:02 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660637 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660649 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:40:20 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660649 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660686 Jet: Silver
]]> 2016-06-29 09:40:51 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115660686 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661048 Jet: Platinum
]]> 2016-06-29 09:44:53 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661048 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661071 Jet: Silver
]]> 2016-06-29 09:45:18 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661071 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661088 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:45:38 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661088 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661157 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:46:35 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661157 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661172 Jet: Gold
]]> 2016-06-29 09:46:53 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661172 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661310 Jet: Platinum
]]> 2016-06-29 09:47:59 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661310 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115661345 Jet: Silver
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The baby is handed to the logician. The wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl?" the logician replies: "Yes."]]> 2016-07-01 09:19:59 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803056 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803247 Jet: Gold

Heisenburg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over. The cop asks: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenburg replies: "No, but I know where I was!"]]> 2016-07-01 09:22:09 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803247 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803293 Jet: Silver

So, what do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
I think the food is great, but it's got no atmosphere.]]> 2016-07-01 09:23:24 UTC https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803293 Sandro diordnas https://padlet.com/1089801/5131/wish/115803659 “One benzene ring to rule them all,
One benzene ring to find them.
Six sigma bonds to bring them all,
And in the solvent, bind them.”

—  Lord Of The Hydrocarbons
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