Remember to clap the accented syllables.

Meredith Costain:

scatterbrained

jolly

crazy

old/young

There once was an Aussie called Sid...

A lady named Jan ate a duck...

There was a young man from Mauritius...

Harris Park was the perfect location for 6 Emerald to learn a vocation. They decided to cook a plump, juicy chook and eat it down by the train station!

Mrs Aberley

6E has a funny old teacher. Blonde hair is her most striking feature. When Miss E came along She said "Let's sing a song" And, "By golly, I'm so pleased to meetya!"

elephant on a ball

dog on a bike

colourful classroom

sook

hook

book

Who read a very sad book.

It made her cry.

We don't know why.

And then she became quite a sook.

............ (name) had a ............(adjective)............(noun)

Here are some other fun limericks:

There was a young lady from Spain Who went for a dance in the rain Her tutu got wet Though she did forget And danced merrily up the lane.

I once knew a man named Bill Who seemed always to need a pill The pains in his head Confined him to bed And he slowly slipped downhill.

and she caught something very odd,

she made a wish,

that it could be a fish,

and that wish came true ,

with her marvelous fishing rod

fill                                     seal

will

bill

pill

hill

kill

grill

He will sit very still

If u said walk

He would grab a chalk

And then he fell down the hill 

Who sat very still

If u told him to walk

He would go grab a chalk

And then suddenly he fell down the hill

that was cursed with bad luck

She fell off a hill

and took a  pill

And that pill got her paid luck

bat

pat

chat

flat

sprat

that

rat

fat

mat

ted

med

Ned

dead

thread

wed

zed

red

An ambitious young fellow named Matt tried to parachute using his hat. Folks below looked so small as he started to fall then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT!

A circus performer named Brian Once smiled as he rode on a lion. They came back from the ride But with Brian inside And the smile on the face of the lion

Who loved to dance in my frypan

She loved to wiggle

She loved to giggle

But not as fast as I can

that didn't have a broom,

There were lots of ants

in very white pants.

But the room exploded with a BOOM!

who had very nice blue shoes

she went to the beach

and ate a peach

oh that silly old lady named sue

Who ate some delicious bread

Then went to the zoo

And caught a bad flu

Which sent him into bed 

 Glued to my frypan

Was it giggling

Or was it wriggle

But now i am escaping as fast as i can

boom

broom

loom

zoom

groom

vroom

doom

whom

whose name was really Phill. 

He couldn't bear 

to even stare

at that ugly grill

who owned a very big zoo

it wiggled a lot when it got very hot

oh that silly old lady named Sue!

bat call

rat all

hat hall

sat fall

tall

small

who sat inside a frypan

would it wriggle alot

if it got very hot

that very scary big old Taipan.

who caught a huge stingray

she went to her house

and saw a big mouse 

which was eating her big stingray

bed walk

head talk

said stalk

led hawk

red fork

ned dork

who always sat in her room

she never moved

she never grooved

oh that bored little girl named room

who sat on top of his bed

his friend told a riddle

Ned had a giggle

and then Ned fell out of his bed.

But loves a plate of fruit loops

There are many things he likes

Including old kites

And his favourite show is The Loop

he rode so fast he flew like a kite

he fell down the well

"oh no!" he would yell

that poor little dog on a bike

who was jumping in his bed

would he budge?

if i showed him some fudge

while he was dribbling in bed

who always borrowed a book

she read all day long

she felt really strong

and now she has to cook

he always said not to drink

he never liked snails

but always bit his nails

and now he iss covered in ink

who was moving as fast as it can

i ran really quick

i felt really sick

i could not escape the taipan

who's name is jolly old frypan

he danced like a clown

all around town

heis now a cool dancing taipan

who always had the flu

"achoo she sneezed

and blew down the trees

that funny old lady sue

who loved to wear a yellow hat

he sang all day long

a really funny song

and now he does a show for a cat

who sat on his very own bed

he then fell off

with a very big cough

and his brother then sat on his bed

there once was a lady from spain

who flew everywhere in her plane

she had an idea

with the weather not clear

she would dance all around in the rain

She found a very hairy spider

She had a crash

That was such a flash

when that spider sat down beside her

that ate my favourite shoe

it leaped into my house and

ate all my fruit

and went to watch the new whini the pooh.

who was scared of a red frypan

he would always shake

in a nervous break

oh that silly scared taipan

bed

head

led

shoe

blue

flew

who

bright

fight

kite

height

bite

night

white

site

write

right

who always reads a funny book

she shakes, she bakes

a very nice cake

oh that clever oh jolly cook

Miss u so so so much!,!!! I hope

You come1 dAy and surprise us

With a laugh! BYEEEEEEE

or a little sweat

nothing beasts

an ice cold treat

limerickes\ryming words

who last it mittens

it began to cry

it mother wonder why

 so she said she last her mittens

I hope you are enjoying high school, and that you get to do lots of fun poetry.