i was thinking about our trio, and ionno why but the name “daezers” just crept in outta nowhere.

club hopping sounds like the best thing I've ever heard of in my life. Especially if it's with y'all since you seem like some bomb ass company

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 11 hours ago

welp, we’ve got ourselves an apparent team shameless trio at the moment, what’d beat this?

♣ ahn hyejin {hwasa}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A] 11 hours ago

getting drunk together

☾ johnny seo {zero}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 11 hours ago

hm. the only thing that could beat us is us drunk i suppose.

hitting my weak spot like, wow. but sure thing! i know we said not to talk bout family but.. looks like i’ve got me a solid one right here, heh.

♣ ahn hyejin {hwasa}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A]5:19:26 AM
Rule number one: always have gum for Lani

something for the tabloids to spread. asap.

☾ johnny seo {zero}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 10 hours ago

what’s your favorite type of gum? just so i know what NOT to have prepared ever again.

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 10 hours ago

oh- definitely NOT melon. oh yeah, HATE those.

Excuse you sir
I’m a goddess

so would you say you are dangerously hot?
i actually almost said hwot as a joke but... nope.

♣ ahn hyejin {hwasa}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A] 5 hours ago

did someone say hwot

♣ ahn hyejin {hwasa}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A] 5 hours ago

☾ kim youngkyun {hwiyoung}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ9:59:49 PM
:o hwot twins

☾ johnny seo {zero}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 5 hours ago

☾ kim youngkyun {hwiyoung}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ7:01:18 PM
YOU COULD SAY WE'RE....
TWO HWOT TO FUNCTION ;)

i’m calling the police.

♣ ahn hyejin {hwasa}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A]10:14:47 AM
♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ10:14:11 PM
doesn’t swipe right on john john

unless I'm drunk...then maybe

mood

fax no cap as the kids say

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 39 minutes ago

johnny making himself sound hella old since day 1

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 30 minutes ago

no wonder your cuddles are the best


old is gold

*raises a brow as you retreat, arms crossing over my chest* sorry, did i scare you? again? must be this face.

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 16 minutes ago

☾ park jaehyung {jae}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ8:54:43 PM
*COUGH*scarygoodlooking*COUGH*

♣ lee jooheon {joohoney}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ [A] 1 minute ago
oh no- quick jae! what's the number for 911?????

goodbye. my spirit has left my body.

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 13 seconds ago

this j3 subunit, i swear to god.

dare i say we get lost in the sauce?

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 28 seconds ago

it's johnny mane, everyone. zero who?

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 3 minutes ago
what a great intro to the mukbang- johnjohn in tears.

sobbing asmr

I ship Johnny and Hwasa so hard

oh, a wild johnjohn has appeared.

cheche too and the wild pokémon johnny.

i- woah. what smooth lane did you slip into today, jae?

☾ park jaehyung {jae}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 10 minutes ago

*snorts a laugh*
I— sorry. I’ve been spending too much time around Johnny.

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 9 minutes ago

any who, i figured exactly that! john john’s quite the influence these days. tsk tsk.

johnny why are you seo mean :(

a slander for johnny a day keeps the sadness away

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 36 seconds ago

lowkey planning a slander johnny day event with everyone else just you wait

honestly any color would work he'd still look good

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 5 minutes ago
☾ park jaehyung {jae}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 34 seconds ago
I’m still rooting for that j3 sub unit

If it’s you Johnny, anything is pleasurable.
*chokes*
I’m kidding. My heart can’t handle any of this.

when will this glittery bastard quit being so beautiful? i'm stressedt.

Oh nothing. I just don’t know where or how to join in the conversation so I was just gonna wait until I can be cool and say a pickup line to Lani... or to Johnny.

I should just give my heart to Johnny. We’re eloping.

i am –5000% innocent.

☾ park jaehyung {jae}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 1 minute ago

Johnny, we knew.

♣ lalisa manoban {lani}ᶜʰᵒʳᵉᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ 1 minute ago

say no more. we believe that.

Excuse me, Miss Solar, but I cannot deny my love for Johnny—

pfft. new yorkers. pfft.

☾ johnny seo {zero}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ5:20:27 PM

you love this new yorker so i don’t want to hear it, doll.

Looks at the newest post with johnny and lani my reaction: Welcome home honey? Das ghei

lesbians assemble! all hail the vagina! or you know, the usual positive female empowerment stuff. i support.

☾ kim eunyoung {cheetah}ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ 4 minutes ago

thanks johnny you a pretty good breeder in my opinion

☾ johnny seo {zero}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 40 seconds ago

i will have you know i am flexible. not quite pan these days, but i have sucked a few pickles in the past. so like.. 80% breeder, 20% gay.

( ) they’d need to subscribe to the official jolani pornhub account for deets,

jae gon be mad he cant be gay with johnny anymore

♣ choi yuna {yuju}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 9 seconds ago

I've cock blocked my boyfriend

♣ choi yuna {yuju}ᵗʳᵃᶦⁿᵉᵉ 8 minutes ago
Listen if my boyfriend is happy when Johnny twirls him around like the princess he is who am I to stop it?

i clearly top in this non–existent gay relationship.