Chat up lines by Daniel Jackson

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jqiu332yer — 2020-05-26 09:26:15 UTC

1.You keep me alive.A reason to be.
2.I wish i knew how to quit you
3.I know im meant to be where i am.and im gonna be by your side.
4.The most romantic and selfish thing in the world is:you are one of me.
5.I love three things in this world.
sun,moon and you.
sun for morning,moon for night and you forever.
6.Your name is the shortest love letter i've ever written.

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2020-05-26 10:29:57 UTC

1-Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

2-Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

3-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

4-Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

5-Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

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2020-05-26 10:33:38 UTC

1. Whoever was the wind to be with you all day.
2. I love you more than Totti to Rome.
3. Loving you is like drugs, I know I shouldn't but I love it
4. I will love you as much as Chandler to Monica, from friendship to marriage.

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2020-05-26 11:30:57 UTC

1.If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together.

2.Did you know you can't spell quarantine without u r a q t.

3.I'm lost, can you direct me to your heart?

4.On scale from 1 to 10 you are a 9 and I’m the one you need.

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2020-05-26 12:09:40 UTC

1. Kisses are 🤬, but come here and change your mind

1. I love you more than I love minecraft world

2020-05-26 16:30:02 UTC

2. I would like to spend all my life with you

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2020-05-27 07:38:14 UTC

1. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
2. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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2020-05-27 09:37:26 UTC

the brightness of the sun does not compare with that of your smile

1- If your ex is not me, I don't know why you cry

2020-05-27 10:26:07 UTC

2- If your ex is not me, I don't know why you cry

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victoriaguofucheng — 2020-05-27 11:58:15 UTC

1. You are a dream even in my nightmares.

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2020-05-27 16:09:19 UTC

1. I'am worried for the climatic change that's why you are my fuel

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2020-05-27 16:15:09 UTC

1.Are your legs tired, because you have been running through my mind all day long.

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2020-05-27 19:56:13 UTC

1. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
2.Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
3. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
4.Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
5. Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

Are you fire? Because i´m next to you and i´m burning

Anonimo5 — 2020-05-28 10:25:58 UTC

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2020-05-28 11:08:22 UTC

-There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

-Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me
-Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
-Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

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2020-05-28 11:20:26 UTC

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

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2020-05-28 12:04:09 UTC

Was your dad a boxer? Because 🤬, you’re a knockout!

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2020-05-28 16:40:48 UTC

you´re single.
I´m single.
Coincidence?
I think not.

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2020-05-28 17:56:48 UTC

Do u have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes

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2020-05-28 19:02:45 UTC

Are you french? Because Eiffel for you

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2020-05-28 21:39:10 UTC

1-You are hotter than the rice with chicken that my grandma cooks.
2-You are like a fruit salad, I wanna eat you.
3-Is this the Howarts Express because it feels like you and I are helded somewhere magical.
4-We should meet to play parchis.

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2020-05-29 07:04:55 UTC

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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2020-05-29 10:44:35 UTC

1.There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

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2020-05-29 12:09:36 UTC

Aside from being sexi what do yo do for living?
Kiss me if im wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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2020-05-29 12:12:10 UTC

-Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
-Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
-Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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2020-05-29 14:53:11 UTC

1. I am a thief and I come to steal your heart.
2. You aren´t Google but you have everything I am looking for

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2020-05-30 08:23:51 UTC

1. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
2. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
3.Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth.

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2020-05-30 15:44:06 UTC

Does anyone know where is the museum? It's because you've lost a monument.

2020-05-30 16:37:44 UTC

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

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2020-05-30 16:44:40 UTC

1. Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life
2. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me
3. Do you have a name, or can i call you mine?
4.I'm no organ donor but i'd be happy to give you my heart

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2020-05-30 18:16:22 UTC

-You dropped it
- what?
- The paper that wraps you, sweetie

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2020-05-31 08:52:08 UTC

-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
-If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be millionaire.
-You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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2020-05-31 09:21:28 UTC

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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2020-05-31 11:02:29 UTC

Did the sun come out or did I just feel you smiling at me?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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2020-05-31 12:12:58 UTC

1. You can be far from my eyes, but not from my mind.
2. Was, is and will be a pleasure to meet you at this life.
3. I don't want perfect love, I want YOUR LOVE.
4. Are your parents pirats?
Because to make that treasure...

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2020-05-31 12:47:52 UTC

With you I see the way and I am blind

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2020-05-31 16:48:33 UTC

Can I open a window?
(why?)
Here next to you is bloody HOT!!

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2020-05-31 17:05:06 UTC

-Are your parents pastry chefs?
-No, why?
-Because a candy like you does not make anyone.

2020-05-31 18:30:22 UTC

I don´t know if i´m your type,but what if we discovered ?

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2020-05-31 20:52:31 UTC

Loving you is not enough

You taught me to really love you

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2020-06-01 08:33:56 UTC

You're an angel? because you seem to fall from the sky

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dredondo333yer — 2020-06-01 10:07:35 UTC

-I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
+No
-Well then, please start.

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2020-06-01 11:58:18 UTC

Are you really here or only in my dreams?

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2020-06-01 13:20:45 UTC

Da Vinci must have created you because you're a work of art.

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2020-06-01 14:22:37 UTC

-Your mother must be a pastry chef, because a hottie like you doesn't just come out.
-The science is very advance because the hotties can walk.
-The sun turned sad when saw that other sun brights more than it.
- You are so sweet that just by looking at you, I get fat.

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2020-06-01 15:30:20 UTC

My eyes met many eyes but they only got lost in yours.

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2020-06-01 16:18:50 UTC

- What time is it?
- It's adven^{ture time}

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albertoe052005 — 2020-06-01 16:22:03 UTC

- What time is it?
- It's adventure time

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2020-06-01 16:51:08 UTC

I don't know how to kiss, can you teach me?

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2020-06-01 17:10:43 UTC

Stealing is wrong but I want to steal you a kiss

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2020-06-01 20:32:47 UTC

Is your father a pirate?

because with a treasure like you ..

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2020-06-01 21:12:57 UTC

Didn't it hurt when you fell from the sky?Cause you are an angel
Why do you use so many lipstick if i am gonna remove it? ;)

Are you not sentenced to jail? Because you stole my heart without permission

2020-06-01 21:22:55 UTC

2020-06-02 09:14:08 UTC

It's hot outside but not as hot as you!