Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there's going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

 

 

We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you

Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place

We will, we will rock you, sing it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah

Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!

We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on
We will, we will rock you, alright, louder!
We will, we will rock you, one more time
We will, we will rock you
Yeah

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Wait... I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?…