WOJSODSODJ WHO ARE YALL INVADING I GOTTA PUT IT IN MY LOGBOOK

who r u seokmin
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 5 days ago Reply 

IS SEOKMIN KWONJUN
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 5 days ago Reply 

WHO IS WHO
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 5 days ago Reply 

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THSI
noh hyojung (llamacy) 5 days ago Reply 

WHO IS SSOKEIMGGIN
lee seokmin (cha eunwoo's llama) 5 days ago Reply 

itsa me mario

KSJKAJKS SICHENG IS THAT YOU

i just wanted a good morning kiss
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 5 days ago Reply 

QUICK ONE OF US GO KISS YEBS
kang kyungwon (llamoney) 5 days ago Reply 

SWOOPS IN TO KISS YEBS HI I LOVE YOU

ARE WE LIKE THOSE THINGS IN INSIDE OUT MOVIE

@kwon soonyoung save us, our beloved king

i hope none of you are reading my pms thanks

there's nothing rly juicy about my pms buT your head will expl0de if you read anything from hosh or from soonchan's charas

kang yebin (llamoney's alpuckya) 1 minute ago Reply
proceeds to place a giant heart sticker on llamoney's face

YELLS I LOVE YOU TOO

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 54 seconds ago Reply
eggsy eggsy
you know wh¡ch character in pokemon is a human condiment? ash.

ash ketchup.

ash shutup

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 15 seconds ago Reply
if i had a dollar for everytime kwonjun did the 1010
i'd be hella rich

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
hey lovER BOI U DID GREAT IN THE MV 

i lov u thank u

jicheol's anniversar y

is this the 4th yea r already
bc 2013

im so r RY I LOVE JEONGCHEOL BUT DEEP DO WN WE ALL KNOW I LOVE JICHEOL

U DONT ? WELL NOW U DO

https://youtu.be/it_e7AH9cmg

let this live

its sad tho soonyoung always has distinct tastes compared to the public 

people vs soonyoung:
people: jeongcheol
soonyoung: jicheol
people: ongniel
soonyoung: ongwink

@kang yebin [ h ] baBY HAPPY BIRTHDAY - i'm gonna delay my present to you but for the meantime, your bday gift is me :D surprise !! anyways , , i love you so much and i hope you have a great day ahead of you < 3

fhdjdjdjhfjshshfh im not dying i Swear

kwonjunnie pls live :c

that sounds like a lie kwonjun but dont die i **** you thanks

ITS BACKD GHDJDJSJDJSJJF

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12356895

"Ang Lodi Kong Petmalu" sounds like something i'd rea djcjsjcjdj

WTH IS THAT FIC IM YELLING

fun fact in our fil exam earlier we had to translate a paragraph of text into conyo and bekimon

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 18 seconds ago Reply
Just when Sehun thought tapos na yung handshake, both raised their arms and flexed sabay sigaw, “Werpa!”

Juskoday-

GSHDJDJFKFJDKDKD

“Bakit fuck Wonwoo?” Tanong ni Seungcheol, curious.

Sehun shrugged. “Mukhang fuckable siya. Yun lang.” He sighed. This must be the alcohol speaking. Wonwoo laughed so hard and then flipped his hair. Aba natuwa pa.

"mukhang fuckable siya" im crying

love has no color, gender, race or language but there sure is a number and it's seventeen :D

Is it ethical to write sin using your mom’s ipad

wonu @ 6:59: Jesus died on the cross bc of our sins therefo-
@ 7:00: lauNCHES SELF AT JINAN AND BUNNY HUMPS HIM IDK

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 47 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 minute ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 second ago Reply
daddy

can u stop using wonu's name in disrepCc

a furry cant be a daddy

he's not a furry so that means he is a daddy : D

love is truly blind thats ok

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 12 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 14 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 14 seconds ago Reply
what are kinks im Holy

but can you celibate for one month

why. can you.

ofc i was p holy during march to april B/

Why Do I Doubt

amigays and kinks
sicheng: the all knowing master
eunwoo: holy except on fridays 
chanhee: pure smol baby boi
sungjin: the silent kinker
jinhwan: KINKY PIECE OF SHIT

Yeah okay it’s This Thing that han and hwan wanna do

JEON WTF©K

**** *******

WHEREEEE ISSNDKU JUNHUI

i canT THINK OF ANY WORDS UH THE FIRST WORD ??? neck ?? rope ?? tail ?? idK

whaT KIND OF K*NK IS THAY EVEN

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 34 seconds ago Reply
**** *******

make childre

wonu ? i h8 hIM W PASSION

“ make childre “ me too

Hwan looks so pure and sweet i his dp but his wall displays him giving donghan a morning blowjob

FUCK
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

one minute ok goodbye friend the blumpkins will miss yall

IT IS SEVEN O’CLOCK IN THE EVENING ON A THURSDAY
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

AND ZHOU JIEQIONG IS GETTING TEN DARES

SHUT THE FUFKCKC

pOps confetTI

we now gather today to witness the death of the blumpkins

plEASE HAVE MERCY FOR ME FOR I AM ONLY AN INNOCENT LLAMA
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 8 seconds ago Reply
" innocent "
iNnOcEnT

[BREAKING NEWS] Blumpkins are disbanding
B1: no shit but jie is the reason why this is happening
B2: i tried my very best, , , but its what destiny had planned for us
B3: well as long as i still have my dignity and chan,,, what could possibly go wrong rite :D
B4: okay but im a child who's supposed to enjoy her youth, im not rly gonna have a hard time rite
B5: [fuck this shit im out.mp3]

kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 2 minutes ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 8 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
cute where

everywhere

everywhere except me

don't change it D :

1k ; i love ,, cats ,, except for my cat ,

jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 8 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 34 seconds ago Reply
jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 4 seconds ago Reply 
kwonjunnie tiger

yes yes hello <3

roars

roars ba c k

idk its weird for u to speak normally and not yell 'nUT' every five minutes
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

HEY I dont yell nuT EVERY FIVE MINUTES
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

ok every five hours

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 16 seconds ago Reply 
Instead OF tiger mini Sis you should call kwonjun lil tiger

shhsh shs sh h HHHHHHHHHH

lil tiger
r o ars softly

i imagined wonu screaming nUT at the top of his lungs every five minutes im

me : whos the good boy !!
doggo : bor-
me : points at myself. me, i am the Good Boy

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply
yeo changgu (the nutcracker) 31 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
kim dabin (the biker girl) 1 minute ago Reply 
marks the calendar for the wedding

marks the wedding for the calendar

calendars the mark for the wedding

The calendar wedding Mark for the

for the mark wedding the calendar

gives baby a big ass mirror so she can see her gorgeousness >:-(
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 2 seconds ago Reply 
why would you give me a mirror shaped like a butt im : <

HSDGHJGF NOT THAT KIND OF BIG ASS

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 1 second ago Reply
kim minkyung (giROAffe) 43 seconds agoReply
im changkyun (seokwoo's soft princess) 1 minute ago Reply
woodaddy, please **** ** *** **** ** **** ******** 
and then let me **** **** ****

I am certain that the last part is suck your dick

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 7 seconds ago Reply
pls fuck me and call me your princess and then let me suck your dick or smth idk

or date me that works too

[hwan] pretty sure it's the first one

pleasefuckmeuntilyoubreakmeandcallmeyourprincessandthenletmesuckyourcockandcumonmyfacewhilwyoucallmeyourslut

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 8 seconds ago Reply 
we hav smol babies in here can we not

is the smol bebi

i must protec

kentaro: is dabin gonna ride changgu
also kentaro 5 minutes later: we have babies here must protecc

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 1 minute ago Reply
whenever i see chan around i automatically coo bc his dp ajekjshdbf ; ; c utie

i had a crush on bean dAbs but that was before hAn so o oo...

anwoong (hwan ketchum) 35 seconds agoReply 
no. hyunbin. im gay. like 101%

rel8able

uhh i dont have a crush i think
but when i was jeojang i had two so ,

the first one was pretty obvious but she left so jeojang was like ??? ok ?? whatever im not going to catch feeli- and boom. yeap.

... is it me because im going to flip lmao jks
kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

yea

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 13 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 53 seconds agoReply
plot twist yall liked each other but didnt kno

HFJDFHJSDHDH I WAS RIGHT

hi im going to flip i had a crush on jeojang too dead bye

kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 9 seconds agoReply
i didn't know she had a crush on jeojang what

ah, young love

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 7 seconds agoReply
kentaro sakaguchi ( sh ) 27 seconds ago Reply 
elly sweetie im sorry you had a crush on a piece of shit like mE im

me @ everyone who likes me

i still dont kno her fav colour :- /
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

mmmMMMM jie loves cool colors esp green ya

rip kwonjun if she backreads and sees you dropping her gluck

hey hey you wanna know how i fell for jeojang
jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 4 days ago Reply 

he offered to rabb.it IT with me even he was scared after watching it and it made me go "a w w w this boy i like" see im simple

her fav colour is green aw

i thought her fav colour would be blue or purple pffFt but aight green it is then

dhsjdhdh i once asked what her fav shade of green was and she was like "cabbage green ofC" and ok

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 11 seconds ago Reply 
kwonjun if i called you lil tiger would you be weirded out

not at all ?? why

it might be a hosh thing idk

it was ?? a hosh thing kinda but since hae and hwan call me that anyway im cool w it plu s i feel soft ehe ♡

what the fuck is cabbage green brb im goingdf to google

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 minutes ago Reply
cabbage green is the green on cabbages duh

wow thank u

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
jeon jungkook (spiderman) ( sh ) 45 seconds ago Reply 
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 44 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 8 seconds agoReply
it feels ??? ? ? ?? ? ? so weird to see a lot of u getting married alr idk why

as a member of wee woo for the past months, i can vouch for this -

i feel old

same

i dont wanna take off my pants but its hot why is life like this
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

pulls jeons pants off his legs
there ure fr e e
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

looks off into the distance ,,, why am i getting deja vu
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

ily jeon
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 days ago Reply 

ily too lil tiger even tho u stripped me against my will kinda

oH MAN I JUST THOUGHT OF ******** ****** **** *** ****** ***** ****** *** *** ***** BYE

@kwon soonyoung kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 20 seconds ago Reply
i would do that to hosh too but in a different situation jkno

HYUNBIN U IDIOT hosh wont know what kwonjun wants to dO TO HIM

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 38 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
hyunbin what is this. What Is This Betrayal. i tell u jies fav color and this is what u do to me ? i cant belie

we r all snekes what do u expect

i expect u to not expose me thats what i expect

then i'll jsut tell hoshit when hes bacK
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

ull forget what i was talking abt
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 4 days ago Reply 

i c&ped it somewhere ok teehee

@kwon soonyoung hey so hyunbin's an idiot and tagged u in that thing without any context so here's the context : i was lazy to take off my pants so kwonjun took them off for me and then said he'd do it to you but in a different situation thanks for listening bye

FUCK YOU JEON
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

i didnt mean that in an "i want to fuck you" way even tho ure hella fuckable i meant it in a "FUCK OFF" kinda way just to clarifY

" hey so hyunbin's an idiot"

w ow thanks hes going to roast me instead of kwonjun

jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 53 seconds ago Reply
rip kwonjun

I WASNT THINKING LIKE THAT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK LIKE THAT U SHITHEAD but im gonna pretebd i only read " ure hella fuckable " bc thanks i know

bc i always think that way ure prob gon say that too so Ok BITHCBFBFHF I TAKE BACK THE FUCKABLE PART

me ?? a filthy sinner ??? scuse me i'm not like you both :- /
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 27 seconds ago Reply 
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 46 seconds ago Reply
ur gonna be dating jiejie one day ofc ur a Filthy Sinner

fun fact if u type wonwoo in a keypad u only use two numbers and theyre 6 and 9 idk i just feel like sharing that

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 24 seconds ago Reply
if u ever feel bad for ccing always remember that main shrekt ccs at the speed of light

to see all the shit jeon does in walls heres the link ure welcome dont forget to prepare a glass of holy water

https://www.roleplayrepublic.com/character/wall/1098829
lee jangjun 4 days ago Reply 

ok y'all i'm off to trader joes to buy me some holy water eye drops

s hush jun i'm awkward let me live
kwon junhui (the tiger) 4 days ago Reply 

i was abt to ask which jun but then i remember that yall call me kwonjun
lee jangjun 4 days ago Reply 

o wait am i jun
lee jangjun 4 days ago Reply 

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 21 seconds ago Reply
WAIT WHICH JUN

ukiss' jun is gr8 actor tho w oah

confusjun

everyone says there's a trillion minhyuk's but what about the jun's

what about the jun'S

kwONJUN I CALL YOU KWONJUN OK AY S T OP

STOP U HEATHEN
idk keep it to myself use it to boost my ego wake up look in the mirror make finger guns at myself and say ' kwonjun thinks ur hella fuckable ' every mornig maybe

10:10 i love you ♡
ha sungwoon (the fairy) [A] 4 days ago Reply 

jun's dedicatio n is r AR E

takes kwonjun's hand and places it on my forehead. quick give me you now

" give me you now "
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 26 seconds ago Reply 
uh hhh hhh idk how do u wanna give urself to me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) u choose

b mine

tnx but no tnx

das not for you baby tiger psh you're hoshi's ok i get i t

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 seconds ago Reply 
idK how do u think u can give urself to me

theres only one way i kno but no tnx

FUCK OFF GROSS

ken-chan is a lot older than me but i wanna keep calling him ken-chan so yay

junnie-kun

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 1 minute ago Reply
remind me why i ended up with you jfc where's jie

i dont know ????? oh shes in my heart by the way jk bye

amigays and fighting in bed
sicheng: c e n s o r e d
eunwoo: fights to see who sleeps the longest
chanhee: pillow fights!¡!!
sungjin: jOHN CENa dU DUDUDUUUU
jinhwan: rated r18+ not suitable for kiddos

amigays and video games
sicheng: is asleep for most of it
eunwoo: still stuck on tutorial level
chanhee: watches hwi play anything
sungjin: button mashes and breaks controller
jinhwan: god levEL playEr

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 1 minute ago Reply
amigays and building a lego figure pmsl

sicheng: watches seungjun play with it like a child
eunwoo: tries to build a pancake for seokmin
chanhee: stacks 192738273 blocks on top of each other
sungjin: becomes godzilla and wrecks chanhee's dream
jinhwan: keeps stepping on lego blocks and crying

amigays and horror movies
sicheng: sleeps through movie
eunwoo: isn't scared by anything but clowns
chanhee: is scared to go to toilet after
sungjin: sCREECHES THROUGH ENTIRE MOVie
jinhwan: on the verge of tears and possibly holding wonu's arm too tight

yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 2 minutes ago Reply
amigays and cinema dates

sicheng: falls asleep on sungjin's shoulder
eunwoo: holds pancake daddy's hand the whole time
chanhee: reaches for the popcorn at the same time as hwi and blooshes
sungjin: watches jinyoung not the movie
jinhwan: censored bEep bOop nO siN here i sWear

I, (your name), do solemnly swear a pledge of allegiance to the Family of Snekes in this nation of Wee Woo and to the ever-so gorgeous Mother of all Snekes, Yoon Jeonghan

park junghyun (astoria malfoy) ( sh ) 29 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 54 seconds ago Reply
park junghyun (astoria malfoy) ( sh ) 37 seconds ago Reply 
its the cutest tiger gege

hi ♡

do you mean nyan

oh righ t nyam ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 38 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 22 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 20 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 19 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 36 seconds ago Reply 
bc i always crave death mini sis

this sounds weird i

why does it sound weird what

it sounds like ure craving for me

e w ??¿¿¿¿¿¿???? u prolly taste like chicken bc i heard sneke tastes like chicken but i dont wanna eat u thanks

did u rly just say that i

yes do u hav a problem w this

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 minutes ago Reply 
why does kwonjun have to be death cant death be someone that's willing to take my soul

no ? ?? ? ?? ? ? jeon we've talked abt this before death isn't smth u can just give all of a sudden : [

daDDY HAPPY MONTHSARY

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 32 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 47 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply 
yes do u hav a problem w this

yes no maybe

???????? what is ur problem i

bc i just imagined some p disturbing thin g s

enlighten me

u eatign me

hAPPY FIFTH MONTH CRIA I LOVE YOU

hAPPY FIFTH MONTH CRIA I LOVE YOU
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 3 days ago Reply 

haPPY FIVE MONTHS TO US DADDY I LOV YOU UU U xD
lee chan (the real fetus) 3 days ago Reply 

i loV U TOO OO O O O xD

whispers to my hubby, wherever you are. i love you so much. i miss you. happy six months. come back home my love, i'll always wait for you

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 34 seconds ago Reply
wha

cr to jun

oh for some reason im reminded of this one time hwan said welcome home tiger to kwonjun and my first thought was that he sounds like a cougar lmao

 [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]

lenny w/o eyebrows looks creEPY
 (° ͜ʖ°)

lenny without eyebrows looks like that drawing from the wimpy kid

 ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

my girl everyone

bae joohyun (arale norimaki) [ h ] Oct 20, 2017 21:55:30 Reply History 
bh0uszx $h0wNu l@bYu

hhhhhh kwonjun have i ever told you that ily sosososososo much : (

im changkyun (seokwoo's soft princess) 6 seconds ago Reply 
wikihow to make friends

step 1. stare at target very intensely until you two have a staring contest

should i rly sleep do i deserve it
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

yes u shithead u deserve every good thing in this world i love u so go get ur sneke ass to bed

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
i **** you in my life kwonjun : ~ )

you whAT

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 33 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 23 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 2 minutes ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 38 seconds ago Reply 
w iggles my toes in kwonjun's direction teehee

so cu te nyaaaaaaa

bbangya bbangyas you with love (づ￣ ³￣)づ

how are u so adorable i

r are moments when exy feels like being a lil floof y es ( ˘ ³˘)❤

aaaaa i lov u baby ٩(๑´3｀๑)۶

*has to write poems, reports, research papers, drama script, sins, dares-*
me: woAH LoOK ! A butTERFLY !

i just had spaghetti
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 3 days ago Reply 

is it time to make a sevenscheme reference now
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

jiejie will u ever let sevenscheme die
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 3 days ago Reply 

sevenscheme will die once i di3

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 10 seconds ago Reply
ok gimme ur spaghetti i'll put cyanide in it so u and sevenscheme can di3

well u are one of the killer , , ,, , sure !

my teacher said that cyanide smells like almonds i wondEr if it tastes like one too

i kinda miss being normal for Once
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 3 days ago Reply 

kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 12 seconds ago Reply
kim yewon (cupid) 10 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 seconds ago Reply
jiejie when were u ever normal

hE siNg 
he aCt
but most importantly 
he nyEac nyeAc

park sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heartpark sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heartpark sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heartpark sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heartpark sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heartpark sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heart

kim dabin (the biker girl) 6 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 51 seconds ago Reply
i have such a soft spot for jun deep down in my heart

i hav a spot for jun also but it aint soft

park sicheng (sinderella) 25 seconds ago Reply
jinan: dammit wonu what are you, 12??
wonu: yeAh on a scale of one to ten
jinan:
jinan: lil fu c -

“uh….wonwoo….i am uh….pregnant…”
he’s gonna be like “oh…wow… we’re gonna be…” then suddenly bursts out “PARENTSSSS OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING WE’RE GONNA HAVE A MINI YOU AND ME RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSEEEE” and would just hug u rly tight

tumbLr has the gOod sh¡t

baby imagine taking the kids to work and all of svt is just stuck on playing with them ahshdgsh
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

psh as if im gonna let their snEKE GENES INFECT MY KIDS jk ye that would be cute baby

friend: hey who's your boyfriend
me: throws a pokeball at donghan
me: that tall guy, i chose him

( •̀ω•́ )σ

(∗´꒳`)

(*´～｀*)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 29 seconds ago Reply
jeon i

(´−｀) ﾝｰ

woNU IS SO CUTE WTF WHY DID MY MAN'S CUTENESS LEVEL JUST SKYROCKET

Σ(´д ` ﾒ)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 28 seconds ago Reply
jeon ure using the wrong emojiiiiis

Σ(； ･`д･´)

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 16 seconds ago Reply
i'M W E AK 
THESE KAOMOJIS ARE THE CUTEST EVER WHST THE FUUCUCK

Σ(´△｀Ⅲ)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
(￣▽￣) happy wonwoo
(￣∀￣) mischievous wonwoo
(￣^￣)ゞ smug wonwoo
(￣ー￣) normal wonwoo
(￣◇￣) loud wonwoo
(￣3￣) sulking wonwoo
(￣д￣;) judging ww

nyam

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 22 seconds ago Reply
https://i.imgur.com/dL9zsUE.jpg

kiTTY

(,,^・⋏・^,,)

is thiS kaomoji!jeon mOde

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 58 seconds ago Reply
jeon u make me remember this im laughing

(｀ω´) – devious hosh
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ – mad hosh
(;｀O´)o – hoshi’s aWOOooO
<(｀^´)> – grumpy hosh
(｀_´) – hmph hosh
(o｀з’*) – kissy hosh
(*｀へ´*) – bleh hosh
ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ– whatever hosh
(`v´) – hehe hosh
( ｀皿´)!! – they took our money ofd hosh
(○｀ε´○) – hoshu

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 50 seconds ago Reply
why is communicating through kaomojis now i

ヾ(･д･ヾ)

＼(;´□｀)/

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 45 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 minutes ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 57 seconds ago Reply
my wonton is so cute im sobbing

( ・◇・)？

٩(♥ε♥ )۶

♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪)

♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 8 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 48 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 50 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 28 seconds ago Reply
( ･ิω･ิ)

∑(;°Д°)

(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ？？

( •̀ㅁ•́;)

☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ

i find that the complexity of kaomojis express more emotion than any of my meager simplistic words can ヾ(*・ω・)ノ

are we playing ⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 14 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 36 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 minute ago Reply 
juNK how it is possible for wonu to be so cu t e

idk man its in his blood

excUSE ME (;｀O´)o

ure exposed u cutie

NOT A CUTIE (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )

[mega hearts party emoji for jin longguo]

@zhou jieqiong suprise motherfucker betcha didnt expect thiS
anyway you gave me your 11k so here's my 19k
idek what to say but hey ily jiejie and it shows bc you're the person i give the most dares to ♡ i think you're quickly becoming my favorite blumpkin to dare so gluck with that heh. i'll come up with your 10 dares soon. one day. maybe after you finish all your current dares so you have a false sense of completion and accomplishment only to realize you have 10 more to do
i just love you that much
idk what else to say but date hyunbin soon istg i didnt give you that 50 reasons dare for nothing after all
ily a lot more than i can prolly say so yes im just gonn give you dares to make up for my lack of words ily j3j3 despite your false claims of innocence and refusal to let sevenscheme die ok thanks bye

@jeon wonwoo [ sh ] ngL im crying while nutting (trans: im touched) 'i think you're quickly becoming my favorite blumpkin to dare' i hope not <3 you can drop those dares anytime idk i feel like i can link those with the stuff that im doing rn but im also skerd so pls be gentle w me im fragile. i loVE YOUUU U UU UU ur the best f*rry c*mb*y ever !! i actually enjoy the dares that you give me even tho it makes me cry bl00d. UUuuuuuUUUuuUu #nocomment but soon idk ? ?? dating a blumpkin takes 5 years to be official dssjd jk. im framING THIS

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 16 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 4 seconds ago Reply
i want to die ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

A Big Mood

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 seconds ago Reply 
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 17 seconds ago Reply
how do you even 7 minutes in heaven rpr ver

u smut for 7 hours maybe
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

kwonjun ,,, 7 hours ,,, is different ,,,, from 7 minutes ,,,

siCHENG PM ME WHAT URE GON DO DHSFHDJFJ
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

nO i nEED TO HAVE SOME S EN SE OF D IGNITY
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

and knOwiNG YOU
YOU'L E X POSE IT
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

i woNT SPILL I PROMISE

cousin: holy shit baby girl
cousin: that's some kinky shit
cousin: g uEss whAt b¡tCh

nO DONT TELL JUn

jung sewoon (the wizard) 3 seconds ago Reply 
son hyunwoo (baella's edward cullen) 1 second ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
i totally forgot that hae has a thing for meganes

all of us do

park sicheng (sinderella) 33 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 20 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 4 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 30 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 47 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 31 seconds ago Reply
sicheeeeeeeeeng

nani (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

tell me jsy (｡>﹏<｡)

no can do ╮(•˘︿ ˘•)╭

b-but ( ･ั﹏･ั)

no ( ´△｀)

why not ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 6 seconds ago Reply 
but like we gotta spice it up
make it kiss, marry or f*** KJKDJSDKJS

YES FHSJFHSJFDJFJDJ

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply
uh ive always wanted to work at a haunted house at least temporarily and ive always wanted kids so i could stick googly eyes on them and draw eyebrows on them

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSevd0AJQiFwz6r5_8qz6nrtBoivI0Q8mu-hxikESHaToYPUI-D9tFrIPkBqw

soonyoung: i wanna be a good mom
soonyoung: c ant cook for the love of god

soonyoung: i wanna be a good driver
soonyoung: f ails driving test 292739298393 times

soonyoung: i wanna write a good fanfic
soonyoung: w rites a sentence, gives up

soonyoung: i want a make a video
soonyoung: g ives up before starting

soonyoung: today i wanna go out and work out
soonyoung: s tays in and doesnt werk

okAy eunwoo
he's that silent kid in class with the best grades in the whole school
you barely see him around but he's got a passion for music
he doesn't join the music club but occasionally pops in to play the piano by himself
onE daY rLLy talented seokmin coughspancakedaddy shows up and watches him for a while
anD they gradually start to talk, perform duets just by themselves after school
seokmin is tryna convince eunwoo to join bUt he refuSes
whAt haPpens neXt oHoHo

sungjin's that rlly tall leader of the sports club
shit grades, shit life but he's constantly practicing at the school gym
he stays back just to spike and play around with the volleyballs
basicALLy i imagine him to be l ike childhood friends with sojung 
eventually catching feelings for her but it doesn't turn out well
he develops a fear on love but jinyoung just comes in to support him
often waiting back hours just walk with sungjin back home
but heaps of girls from different schools start to confess to him and stuff
jinyoung gets slightly jealous and sungjin starts to panic about what to do
bOOp whAt happens n eXt

winwin's like that popular kid around the school, knows everyone, loud, talkative
but he tends to get into fights a lot, often getting called out for one on one battles with different schools
shows up to class late a lot, sleeps during most of the lessons but gets vvvv high grades still
how seungjun and him would meet!!! he finishes off a fight and is basically bleeding
casually walks down to the bus station in the rain and waits for the bus
seungjun is next to him and notices he's bleeding like hOLy shiT is yOu g ood
though seungjun doesn't say anything, just puts a bandaid on winwin's cheek before looking out just to wait
"you shouldn't really get into fights you know..."
"it's a habit."
rain drops and silence
"park seungjun."
"dong sicheng."
coOL handshAke and bOop what happens neXt

basically jinhwan is apart of the student council so he helps around with a lot of stuff
he'd go out patrolling for a few minutes and just find wonwoo tryna sneak into class bc he's late
"look i can explain - "
and they start to banter and stuff but jinhwan lets him off and doesn't rlly say much afterwards 
school goes on and wonwoo gets jinhwan to tutor him even though he doesn't really need it (but jinan doesn't know that)
so they spend time after school in the classrooms just sitting across each on one desk
jinhwan just explains everything and looks up to see wonu just looking at him
"if i get a higher score than you, go out on a date with me."
jinhwan's confident he'll win but wonwoo beats him by like 1% p Ft
and after that, wonwoo just pops up in jinhwan's class every time he has free classes
and jinhwan's basically a senior so you'll see them talking a lot in th corridors and agsjagzksh
aRGH MY HEART CANNOT HANdLe

i imagine junk being the leader of the student council except he barely does anything
he always sneaks out to watch hoshi while he performs and practices in the dance club
he'll just peek through the door and admire from a distance 
one day he'd look but wouldn't see hoshit inside so he turns around
and just spots him drinking from a water tap
juNK JUST HAS THIS EXISTENTIAL CRISis li ke 
d o i t a lk to h im w h at th e f uck am i d o ing to h o ly s h it

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
lee sunghwa 8 seconds ago Reply 
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 4 seconds ago Reply
wee woo high school au damn cute

i f ee l like i'd b e in a g ang sn orts
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

ye sicheng youd be in a gang and jies gon be a drug dealer

we shoULD HAVE AN AU event

bad boi sicheng lookbook
https://68.media.tumblr.com/889992b2f0d12fa0ec3dd20debcb9049/tumblr_oo6amaZBYh1ua0773o1_500.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/0e47aaf86d2f912a728adf71455e421f/tumblr_opwdqnTgfz1wnayrvo5_400.jpg

baby soj i feel like you'd be the cool class representative thats always smart and composed but when a certain someone : ~ ] comes into your life you become a flustered cute that people arent used to so e v e r y o n e in your class teases you

ok so me and hosh runs an online druggie business w sicheng and calls it cabbery and then jihoon finds out and its sevenscheme all over again
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

JIEJIE GET OUT WE'RE TRYING TO BE CUTE LET SEVENSCHEME DIE

jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 1 minute ago Reply
noh hyojung (llamacy) 1 minute ago Reply
jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 3 seconds ago Reply
i'll be that clumsy hs girl who fails at life

and i'll be your favorite junior :D

yes you'll be my fav saengie i'll call sweetie everytime ;; and treat out to ice cream parlors alot

!!!12@!!#@! i imaGINE THIS AND WE'RE GON BE SO O O O CU TE

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 43 seconds ago Reply
i'd be that student that sleeps in class and always has a stash of food underneath his desk : ~ ]

we're classmates and i steal your food when hungry then you get mad at me and i just shut up and show you this puppy face and let me get away with shit

"f Uck - sicHeng tHere's a fiGht."
wakes up from nap in classroom
goes outside to fight
knocks out person fighting
"w a ste of my t i me w hat the f u ck."

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 32 seconds ago Reply
can i just be that dancer k¡d who sk¡ps classes just to dance and go on late night dance contests so when i actually go into class, i pa$$ out like Big Time

nyehehe i dance as a hobby and a friend (???) brings me to a dance contest and i see you and i'm like oh you're that kid that got in trouble for sleeping in class with me and : ~ ]

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
park jimin (the little prince) 27 seconds ago Reply
i would be that shy nerdy boy that no one knows :")

and sungyoon would be that popular cute freshmen who'd notice you :")

and then i would get flustered and my clumsy self would activate and i would trip and fall- most likely out of window :")

i can imagine seungjun finding me in the middle of a fight and i'm like
"o h f u ck - i can e xplain."
and he just drags me away and i'm skErd cause he looks mad
but he just takes my hands and looks to see if it's hurt anywhere
"i told you to take care of yourself, you shouldnt get your hands dirty like this."

i imagine doing paperwork in the student council work
and wonwoo just rests his chin on top of head
"you done yet?"
"you asked me 2 minutes ago."
"i wanna go and get food, huuuurry."

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 21 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 57 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 minute ago Reply 
if kwonjun was in the student council i feel like i'd be always hanging around them then and that would be how i met jinan so i'd like do Bad Shit to catch his attention and idk cute

ye and id be torn between judging you and supporting you bc u look so happy when u talk abt him

i'd force u to be my wingman

u would and then i'd get annoyed at u bc i still hav smth else to do like watch hosh dance : [

and then i'd guilt trip u by saying " hey i was in lov w u for a long time and this is the first guy i rlly like so u caN WATCH UR BOI LATER "

and i'd eventually agree then after u two get tgt i go back to my usual routine but find out that he doesn't go to the studio anymore for some reason and im like ???? whERE IS HE

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 second ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 2 seconds ago Reply 
jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 17 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 39 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 16 seconds ago Reply
we're gonna be a hella messy hs tho

main shrekie the principal would give up on trying to control us and just drink all the hardships away

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 minute ago Reply
https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba977d4d3381655157b920ab3f960fe/tumblr_oxsxnlpLlC1viy3d0o6_1280.jpg

when wonu and me finally go to get food after class

i wouldn't eat i would just stare at you with this look on my face and you'd be like " what " and i'd be like " i'm just amazed at how beautiful you can be sometimes "

if jiejie's a drug dealer then hyunbin's a druggie and they fall in lov

me and seokwoo would meet at the rooftop for lunch and i would sit between his legs while we eat and i'd occasionally feed him beansprouts cause i hate them but he likes them.

i'll be planning to skip class and han comes up to me sleepily, asks me where im going and i tell him im going to the dance room and he decides to fck it too and ends up falling asleep in the studio instesd

hyunbin : u got the drugs
jiejie : ye theyre right here don't get too addicted tho
hyunbin : nothings as addicting as u

"im leaking jies schedule shes usually flirting w her boyf at 5pm but after that u might catch her at ur local walmart smoking weed"

this might be more true than i thought shdjdhdjsxjd

b a s ically i get into fights a lot
d o some shady sh¡t with punky 
hook her up with hyunbean

shownu and baejoo would be the teachers that all the students ship together bc theyre always fighting and they always have sexual tension

jinan: *walks into student council room*
wonu: *inner thought* my favourite person is here, i should tell him something nice
wonu: hey twink, grow much?

cheolpaps would be that one student who goes against everything the student council pres says
student council pres is mamajeong lmao

i'd be that one student who prolly knows everyone and everything

i see jeongmama as assistant for school nurse but still a student
and scoupapa just gets hurt way too much and always gets treated by him

park sicheng (sinderella) 1 second ago Reply
junhui: you're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?
wonwoo: as defending champion, are you nervous?

im hOLLERING AKDBAKXHSMXNUSKDB

id be that one girl who puts letters and sticky notES IN SHUA'S STUFFS LIKE LOCKERS AND NOTEBOOK AND JKDSFJKSNK

nayoung would be with her squad pristin 
and every time joshua walks past
she's like
"aCT NATurAL"
and jUst paniCs aggRessivELy

also I'd be the one in the Pristin squaq who's 24/7 teasing the other members like
"OH NAYOUNG IS H E THE ONE? THE ONE FROM BIBLE STUDY? OHHHHHHH"
"PINKY IS HE THE ONE YOU HAVE FREE WEED TO? YOU DONT EVEN DO THAT FOR MINGYU"

teacher: can you tell me what's 2+2
sungjin: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSh14ezRooqXKkh1zqYG1HYkBI-NPPv3qvaUBZYY5W4kShyAzdmam4b2lhPA

eunwoo would be writing the answers on the board, notices seokmin walking past outside, drops everything and just stares for a long time

im nayoung (harley queen) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
kim taehyung (harley king) 21 seconds ago Reply 
park sicheng (sinderella) 50 seconds ago Reply
amigays and exams
sicheng: sleeps through most of exam, does it last minute but gets high score
eunwoo: aces the entire exam
chanhee: b arel y p a sses 
sungjin: has to retake exam
jinhwan: doesn't study, gets vvv high score

assthetics ver.
taehyung: fails and cries so the teacher passes him bcs he's that cute
roa: complains the whole time and says she'll fail but she doesnt
sungyoon: "I'm a varsity scholar its fine" does well either way
bomin: numero uno #goforgold

fionas ver.
nayoung: cant focus bc she keeps on looking at shua
sinb: draws lil doodles on the test paper instead
yoona: aces the exam bc she studied rip
suji: eats secretly while answering the exam but still passes
irene: is friends with the top student so she copied her answers

gao charas ver
seonho : studies really hard the night before so he gets good grades p much
woojin : is the first person to hand his test in and gets dirty looks from everyone in the room but barely passes
donghan : shOTGUN + stock knowledge + falls asleep during the test but still miraculously passes
namjoon : one of the highest scores bc he's a nerd : [
wonwoo : gets really good grades if he tries hard but he's lazy so he gets just above average

oh m y god just imagine junk tryna find hoshit
and hoshit justs spots him like
"do you wanna join....you've been coming here..a lot???"
and thAt's how juNk got into dancinG

park sicheng (sinderella) 2 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 second ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 32 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 56 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 38 seconds ago Reply 
juNK this pregnancy ad woN'T LEAVE ME ALONE

FHSJFHHFHDJDH IM CACKLING

i'm keEP GETTING STUFF RELATED TO PREGNANCY I NEED D E ATH

DHSJFHDJ ITS A SIGN

scREECHES S TOP Y OU R SELF

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 45 seconds ago Reply
i lov watching the amigays introduce themselves its like watching a bunch of cheerleaders

amigays and cheerleading
sicheng: has no idea what to do
eunwoo: is too shy to perform
chanhee: hYpEr acTiVe bOi
sungjin: doesn't fit into the clothes
jinhwan: actually looks like a cheerleader

"p ls s t ay off our w alls if y ou w ant to be ho ly"

read: the first place u should go to is their walls so u kno the shit that happens in here

sTab taLent stAn amigAys
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

WAIT NOT STAB HOLY FUUFKC

pls dont stab the amigays

@kwon junhui bih
https://i.imgur.com/14jdnn6.png

ha sungwoon (the fairy) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
jeon jungkook (spiderman) ( sh ) 1 minute ago Reply 
i've been in this rp since day1 until now and and a lot of people are getting married what the fuc im so emo

you tell me ive been here before everyone was here

ha sungwoon, The Ancient

hello let me talk about my day
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

okay . so i was doing my usual thing ,, , st a lki n g , ,
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

it was a normal day basically
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

and the n
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

jie comes crashing into the room
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

yelling abt how good svt looks
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

and i was like fuCK I FORGOT THE TIME
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

so i checked my phone and died
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

and then i saw kwon soonyoung's face
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

and i threw my phone on the bed and ran out of the room
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

then came back to look at his pic again
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

and the others too ofc

moral of the story
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

kwon soonyoung came from the heavens to bless me

chwe vernon hansol my 6th bias [mega hearts party emoji]
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

STOP STEALING MY EX

i have Converted at 11:01pm october 22, 2017

jun tf©k u cute

hello svt distracted me from finishing my work gbye

w ait comesb ack from to life bcs jEONG FREAKING HAN

im having a spot for vernon lately


both hard and soft

new era new bias !

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 1 minute ago Reply
seo youngho (the handsome dj) 15 seconds ago Reply
seo seunghee (the handsome dj's wife) 48 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
SVT !!! FUCK !!!! ME !! ! ! ! UP !! ! ! !!!

ok but like cheol is my Ult it never gon change

my first bias was brian
then jake came in
then someone introduced me to sebastian
then i began to notice peter
thEN i had a hard nut spot for kyle.
they just ramble my lisT OVER AND OVER
then i had a short maven phase
now blake, blAKE @@!!@!2121 BLAKE !@!@!@
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 2 days ago Reply 

i thought i was gonna be loyal to brian frvr but yknow things change and im a thing

jie stop stealing my mans : [
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 2 days ago Reply 

nugu your mans ? ? ? ?? last time i checked you dropped blake and maven is my sixth ever since :*
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

maVEN IS STILL MY MANS SHUT UP
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 2 days ago Reply 

fINE?? ? ? BLAKE IS TRAGICALLY RANKING UP BYE
kwon junhui (the tiger) 2 days ago Reply 

as long as i get to keep maven and thomas im Ok

ionly remembee sebastian fuck u gusy

THOMAS IS HOSH RIGHR

is peter jun i think peyers jun

thomas are guys with [eye tongue eye emoji] dig biqs

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
GOOD LUCK GUESSING GUYS

also Hello hONG PROPOSED TO MY FIANCEE FINALLY
im nayoung (harley queen) [A] 2 days ago Reply 

wait what

when u heard it from friends before u actually looked at the post

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 5 seconds ago Reply 
I LOV U NAYO ILL STILL BE UR FIANCE EVEN WHEN U GET MARRIED RIGHT

YES YOURE MY OG FIANCE OK I LOV U TOO

this is funny tho
bc i heard it from jun first before shua im pmSL

seo seunghee (the handsome dj's wife) 12 seconds ago Reply 
seo youngho (the handsome dj) 17 seconds ago Reply
jung haerim (the 1970's bbg) 24 seconds ago Reply
kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 17 seconds ago Reply
a second fiona getting married im :")

IT'S LIKE 12 AM AND I CANT FUNCTION AND HE JUST PROPOSED AND HELLO IM SLEEPY AF BUT THAT JUST WOKE ME UP

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 31 seconds ago Reply 
ok so i just had dinner and i told my dad hey my teeth hurt and he was like o its prolly ur wisdom teeth and fu c k

why are wisdom teeth called wisdom teeth anyway

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 18 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 34 seconds ago Reply 
bc they grow when ur like of age or smth so ur supposed to be wise when u have them but im sitting here and i honestly cant tell u what 7×8 is rn

56
also wtf is that shit ive never had a wisdom tooth wtf

thank u for the info i will try to remember that next time
its gonn grow when ur like 18-21 and its gonn Hurt Like A Bitch

calculators exist for a reason jeon
Oh Boy I Can't Wait To Have A Valid Reason Not To Go To School

oh i didnt realize i posted that as chan
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

okye bc chan doesnt call me jeon
lee chan (the real fetus) 2 days ago Reply 

ye i call you camboy hyung : D
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

chan ,, i hav to say i had more faith in u ,, c*mb*y died a Long Time Ago why must u speak of smth that happened In The Past can u not look forward and face our future

mark lee (mark potter) 16 seconds ago Reply 
can someone take me and chan to go see llamas

my girlfriend is a llama

i got called out by my teacher bc my classmate said that i eat salt during culinary class

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 12 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 24 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 37 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 27 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 7 seconds ago Reply 
do i look like i want to press an ice cold thing to my face at nearly 12:30am no kwonjun I Am No Fool

apparently it makes u feel numb s o

u kno what Really makes me feel numb kwonjun? the realization that i will never amount to anything as a human being bc all my efforts are useless i am just one small human in one planet in one galaxy in a giant universe that knows no bounds what effect do any of my actions have? none. none at all. and that is What Truly Numbs Me

DHSJFHDJFHDJDH JEON ARE U DRUNK

i am stone cold sober whY WOULD U THINK IM DRUNK

BC U SOUND DRUNK

I WASNT AWARE DRUNK PEOPLE HAD EXISTENTIAL CRISES

i wanna lie down and like try to pass out but im charging and sometimes in life u have to pick one out of two things u lov and for me its u guys and sleep and i just feel like u kno life is like that it forces u to pick bc u cant always have the best of both worlds and thats ok bc hannah montana was a liar anyway

jeon in pain sounds like hosh

We Are All Losted we're just small humans trying to find our insignificant places in the world in the hopes that doing so will mean something in the grand scheme of things but honestly they don't our actions are useless We Are Useless We Do Not Exist

i'm smoking the pot of Knowledge and Revelation

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 8 seconds ago Reply 
i'm gonna motivate the shit out of those kids i'm gonna tell them they amount to nothing in life and they may as well drop dead bc life is meaningless when Nothing Is Real

if i was one of those kids i wont grow up bc im alr ded

i wish i was one of those kids maybe then i would have realized early on that it's useless to dream in this opportunistic world of capitalists that we live in

both physically and mentally it hurts to realize these things at 12:44am bc u just sit there and stare and realize that no matter how hard u try Everything Is Useless

i love seeing this side of jeon
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

what do you mean by sides kwonjun pls elaborate bc to me there are no sides there is just me. just me in the morning when These Thoughts Do Not Befall My Wretched Brain, me in the evening when I Am Consumed By The Demons Of Lust, and me in pain where I Am Alert And Aware Of The Uselessness Of Living

hello people u should sleep lest u fall prey to the demons of thoughts and pain and hopelessness
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

i should have capitalized that

MY TEETH HURT SO BAD IM GONN CRY
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

Crying Will Not Alleviate The Pain. nothing will alleviate the pain we are stuck in Eternal Torment for the rest of miserable lives

jeon bro are you ok rip
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 2 days ago Reply 

No Somi what is okay how does our miserable society define okay because it is not good it is not bad it is merely a placeholder because behind the word okay there are so many Things Left Unsaid

kim taehyung (harley king) 14 seconds ago Reply
late nights with Jeon Wonwoo

except time is relative and nothing is real so they are neither late nor nights

i am back briefly to share with you all a line from a 
book i am currently reading :

"And even if wars didn't keep coming like glaciers, there would still be plain old death."

this speaks to me

lee dawon (the mime) 18 seconds ago Reply 
i got some chocolate scented stickers in the mail from a friend and ive been sniffing them for a month pls help

hav u tried tasting them
lee dawon (the mime) 2 days ago Reply 

I shall taste the stickers brb
lee dawon (the mime) 2 days ago Reply 

update: stickers taste like paper and chemicals & my tongue is numb I MIGHT DIE

okaycheolwhereareyouandwhendoyouplanonactuallymarryingme
dis bih-

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 second ago Reply
kim yongguk (that one megane dude) 30 seconds ago Reply
pats eunha's head. it's okay, young one - soj is whipped for someone too, so.

ZOOMS IN

ZOOMS YOU OUT

park sicheng (sinderella) 1 second ago Reply 
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 57 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
lee sunghwa 14 seconds ago Reply
i just had some indecent thoughts.

me everyday

that is some Kinky Shit right there

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 14 seconds ago Reply 
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 9 seconds ago Reply
"i-i want your seed, d-daddy."

jung eunbi (pikabi) 2 seconds ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 6 seconds ago Reply
bReEd Me DadDy

what is at wonu's wall !! can i see : D

@kim seokwoo im changkyun (seokwoo's soft princess) 8 seconds ago Reply 
looks like i'm not the only one with a breeding kink-
i meanwhut i totally didn't say that

hello

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 7 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 5 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 8 seconds ago Reply 
jun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's Time

for what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bust it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my e y e s
mark lee (mark potter) ( sh ) 1 day ago Reply 

bREED WHOT BREED W H O
mark lee (mark potter) ( sh ) 1 day ago Reply 

iM JUST SO CONFUSED
mark lee (mark potter) ( sh ) 1 day ago Reply 

AND UNPURE

"reminder: ass. will be checked on wednesday"
classmate: im ready for wednesday

uh h h so han and jeon have this k*nk...involving alot of people
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 day ago Reply 

n on m onog a m ists?¿?

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 13 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 25 seconds ago Reply
but then again i kinda expected that since u like seeing me and jeon tgt so much : ]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIRfu7BF6tJUNI_6jyCfRBwmwUKrXDmA8sBWZ4lIWx-vgLGFFdCXiezIU85w

FHSKFHSJFJDJFJ

(¬д¬。)

୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ

kim jaehwan (kim jaehwan) [A] 50 seconds ago Reply
wow wonu's D: emoji is fecking cute

╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

ヾ(*｀⌒´*)ﾉ

(#｀皿´)

Σ(・Д・)!?

δ(´д｀; )

is this a kaomoji battle now i

┗(•̀へ •́ ╮ )

||*｀Д´*)ﾉ

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
( ´•̥ו̥` )

translation: wonu is cuter

（｀Δ´）！

‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

(;｀O´)o

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
(｡•́-ก̀｡)

translation: wonu is the cutest and i believe in his arms

( ˃̶͈ ̯ ̜ ˂̶͈ˊ ) ︠³

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
[○･｀Д´･○]

translation : it's jinan's arms that we have to believe in because his parents said so and he's the cutest

＼(｀0´)／

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
(∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘)

translation: i'm huLk mad - i'm jinhulk and wonu is the cutest to ever exist we should all believe in his arms

(つ﹏<。)

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
v(｀皿´)ﾉ~

translation : but if jinan is hulk then that makes his arms the strongest and therefore we should all believe in them bc his parents said to and he is the c u t e s t ever no arguments

⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
(⁎•̛̣̣꒶̯•̛̣̣⁎)

translation: then jinan is not the hulk anymore, he wants to be with - wait i'm having translation difficulties he keeps cryiNg

ﾟ｡･ﾟヾ(ﾟ｀ｪ´ﾟ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
Σ(´△｀Ⅲ)

translation : why is jinan crying what the fuck my baby can't cry he needs to stop crying right now or ill Die

(´･益･｀*)

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू)

translation: he's crying because he lost the battle and now he can't win at anything but he doesn't want to Die

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
<(｀^´)>

translation : he shouldn't be crying because he lost he should be used to losing since he always does HAH (he dabs.)

"(he dabs.)"
im so done-

"(he dabs)"

I'M PMSL HOLY SHIT

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
(๑⃙⃘ ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾

translation: now he's just mad bc you won't accept and let him win also i think he's saying you're such a big dork you and your dabbing p ft

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
(╬•᷅д•᷄╬)

translation : why is he mad i was mad in the first place he can't out mad my mad he will n e v e r win and i'm also not a dork im just passionate about dabbing (he dabs again, this time three times in succession)

(he dabs again, this time three times in succession)

I'M FINISHED THIS KILLED ME

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
⁝(ृ•ˇ‸ˇ•。 ृ )ु⁝

translation: he says he can be madder than you because you're not going to sleep and if you don't sleep, he won't kiss you ever again (he takes off thy shirt)

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
(´Д｀)

translation : mini sis no i love you

IM QUITTING AS TranSLATOr
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 1 day ago Reply 

WOOJIN ITS YOUR TURN

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 1 second ago Reply 
(๑•̥̥̥́ω•̀ू๑)

translation: juST GIVE UP AND LET ME WIN

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
(; ･`д･´)

translation : you can't be madder because even in terms of anger i win and YOU CANT BE A HYPOCRITE YOU HYPOCRITE you can't live without my kisses WHY IS YOUR SHIRT OFF (he blinks in surprise before rushing over to throw the shirt jinan's face)

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply 
Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) ╬ﾟ

translation : **** that I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN

does this even qualify as a fight theyre just making faces at each other i

kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 19 seconds ago Reply
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jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 6 seconds ago Reply
Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) ╬ﾟ

ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ﾉ

(; ･`д･´)​

ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ

(●´□`)♡

˓⁽͑ʺˀ́˙̻ˁ̀ʺ⁾̉ʾʾ ᵏᵞᵅ˞ᵎ

( ◜◒◝ )♡

⁄(⁄ ⁄ˊૢ⁄ ⌑ ⁄ˋૢ⁄ ⁄)⁄

（●´∀｀）ノ♡

(●˙꒳˙●) ʜᴜɢ?

♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪)

₍₍ ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓)◞♡

♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

(⑅ ॣ•͈ᴗ•͈ ॣ)∟ᵒᵛᵉ૫૦∪

(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`) ♡

ιоνё(●´Å`)ε`○)снц♪

other people: writes beautiful poems
me: spits bars and raps about them in loving roasts

♡´･ᴗ･`♡

（〃・ω・〃）

jeon jinan
i can't write you good poems
because they're supposed to reflect
how much i'm so in love with you
but i can't produce that effect.
no matter how hard i try
i just can't seem to fit
all the reasons i love you
in one stupid poem, holy shit.

roses are red
violets are blue
there's a guy i love
and his name is wonu
d a bs g e ntl y

xu minghao (bunny prince) 1 minute ago Reply
yoon jeonghan (the ever-so-lovely queen elsa) 2 minutes ago Reply
HULLO, DADDY'S CONCEPT PHOTO WILL BE OUT LATER-

I AM SO PROUD OF MINES!!!
I LOOK LIKE DADDY BUNNY!!

SHHH MINGHAO *^*

chikan babies and jokes
elly: does bad puns but people think they're cute
shownu: "irene if you cry, are you cry-rene now"
sewoon: doesnt make jokes because how
hwanwoong: nerdy ass jokes, bad puns, nasty puns choose your fighter

kim dabin (the biker girl) 1 minute ago Reply
hides behind the bushes and uses binoculars to watch the amigays
behold! the endangered amigay species, now a complete family.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IM LUV

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 19 seconds ago Reply
oh also haPPY SEVEN MONTHS WEEWOO

@han hyeri c lea rs thro a T

i am not the best guy a girl can ever ask for. i'm not prince charming on a white horse. i can't ride a unicorn and fetch you to the moon nor can i pluck the stars in the skies for you like romance novels would write. hyeri, love, it's been a while since you've been around and now that you're back i'm more than just happy. i've missed you a lot since the day you left; hours felt like years and years felt like millenniums without you here beside me. we all know you deserve so much better than a person like me but you were very sweet and you always said nice words. but enough with the blabbering and the overly cheesy lines that have been used over and over again. i just wanted to say, happy 5th monthsary hyeri-yah ♡

i love you u v u ♡
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/4f/f1/ab4ff1fa7c2ba3d7877061c88aa30fad.jpg
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/21373488_1411219912332346_8441450095039217664_n.jpg

wonu: my writing is bAD
also wonu: see wall for reference

park sicheng (sinderella) 1 minute ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 10 seconds ago Reply
"even a pair of heels that give his fiancé just the slightest bit more of height."

is it bad that i laughed

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 20 seconds agoReply 
park sicheng (sinderella) 43 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 3 seconds ago Reply
wonu if your writing is bad mine's worse

he smirks, licking his lips as he takes one of jinhwan's legs and wraps it around his waist. "gonna breed you so good, fill you up all nice and full until you're sure to have my babies. would you like that, my little cockslut?"

this was me trynna write it
https://imgur.com/a/hflC9

repeat this mantra til cleansed

yoon jisung (someone who prays for your soul) [A] 

same

chanyeol is NEW he didnt have to see my SIN

chanyeol before: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
chanyeol after: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

kim yongguk (that one megane dude) 36 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 22 seconds ago Reply
kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 13 seconds ago Reply 
yongguk you bottom right : ]

if you have a fine male specimen like gray i don't see why you wouldn't, either.

nah i don't bottom : [ and i already have a fine male specimen ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 21 seconds ago Reply 
drugs
did you mean: zhou jieqiong

logs in 


chu sojung (the lifeguard) 4 minutes ago Reply
JBJ
Just Blow Job
i mean - whoops ??????

logs out

park sicheng (sinderella) 32 seconds ago Reply
jinhwan: [unbuttoning shirt] it’s so hot in here
wonwoo: i know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt -

for my puppy.
https://padlet.com/bittersweetrpr/6tw70xwxtmah

lee minhyuk (the doctor) 52 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 1 minute ago Reply
f ind yourself a man like gray wtf gUK YOU LANDED A KEEPER

hwang minhyun (dracula) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
cha eunwoo (seokmin's deer) 24 seconds agoReply 
friends can kiss ( ᐛ )و

seokmin and eunwoo are friends and smth more than that

we're just friends - r i ght

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 12 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 13 seconds ago Reply 
im changkyun (seokwoo's soft princess) 6 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 1 second ago Reply
u ever just ,, look up at the sky and laugh at how meaningless ur existence is

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 16 seconds ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 16 seconds ago Reply 
DRUGS ARE HUNTING ME JE SUS HE L P djxhajxjwjdjsj

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kwon junhui (the tiger) [Admin] 
39900 posts | 39900 pts

FUCK I GTG BYE SEE YALL WHEN I COME UP WITH WHAT TO DO FOR 40K IT WAS NICE MEETING YALL

park sicheng (sinderella) 19 seconds ago Reply 
is this time for lee chan to reign

Yes

lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 56 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 6 seconds ago Reply 
lee chan (the real fetus) [A] 1 second ago Reply
kwon junhui is gone ,, Fucking Finally

LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

enGLISH

you get a gold star diNg

in weewoo the greens dont stand for vege

in weewoo the greens stand for shrekts

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 2 minutes ago Reply
[ jun voice ] wha

chu sojung (the lifeguard) 4 seconds ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 13 seconds ago Reply
im nayoung (harley queen) [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
http://78.media.tumblr.com/94c7727db0e18a1687b0fc26f90ab4ae/tumblr_ohxeazcJs11sap8u2o6_1280.jpg
im wearing this on woonan's weeding

scrEAMS SO PRETty

https://i.imgur.com/lk7UoKG.jpg

i'm goNna uSE THis

https://i.imgur.com/FtVZmz5.jpg

i'm gonna wear this heh!!!

is this alright for the wedding?...
https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb11c08986829c1fe011ab842aab8f41/tumblr_oydpg5NvTk1us4nswo1_540.jpg

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/16465236_240566279730301_2296287737772244992_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQ0NDE3NzE4MjE4MDQ1OTgwNw%3D%3D.2
my origINAL SHIP SCREAMS

oH MY GOD JUNKY NEVER FORGET

"jUNkY"
drug dealers

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/16464957_315555752174280_1287539068292300800_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQ0NDA5MTUzNzk5MDcyMTA4Mw%3D%3D.2

yknow whats gonna happen when scoups paps walks with me in thE AISLE

im nayoung (harley queen) [A] 10 seconds ago Reply
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 35 seconds ago Reply 
jUNKY TRASH = CHU SOJUNG + IM NAYOUNG + PARK SICHENG

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-19/s150x150/21980551_173049956586759_8863358656809271296_n.jpg

junky 4ever

@kwon hyunbin 12k hah

@kwon hyunbin okay you should start reading from here bc i sent it from last to first so it's in proper order so there's no need for you to scroll down :")

10 reasons why you should(n't) date me - a shit thread by a rly bootiful innocent grill named zhou jieqiong/joo kyulkyung/pinky or whatever you call me

1. im innocent (The Most Important Reason of All)
2. im the president of the singles pringles club (?)
3. the name's zhou jieqiong alias queensneke but ykno the only true part there is the queen ;*
4. ok maybe im not 100% innocent bc im 1/4 sinner
5. i write tragically written sins every sunday
6. i go to church
7. i'm holy to the fact that i have sum hidden priestess skillz
8. fyi im p cute
9. im chinESE
10. ykno chinese ppl have p good genes like look at me and my deniable son renjun. not jun, we chinese ppl dont acknowledge such sneke in china but he's ok

@kwon hyunbin 11. what ? ? ? another post ?? ?? 
12. jk this is up to fifty reasons
13. you have to suffer thus me occupying random numbers bc HAaHAaAHAHAa aHaaHa i rly dont have anything to say
14. [thinking emoji] why ?? ? sh ould ? ? you ??? date ? ? ? me ? ? ?

okay jk that 11 to 14 were real fekes here's the True Reasons

11. im a blumpkin and ykno how blumpkins are rly talented w lying to themselves and u h sinning
12. jk blumpkins are p innocent bc im their leader
13. i nut on a daily basis thus im Healthy
14. isnt this basically 18 reasons alr? ? ?? ? anywAYs i kno hardcore math. 2+2=fish beT EINSTEIN GOT THAT W RO NG
15. i write 6.5/10 (RottenSnekes Review) l*pd*nc*s u gh why am i saying thIS bc not like i plan on doing a lapdance on you (im doing smth different shush) aah a ah ahah ah a
16. i give free sm00chies for charity
17. im the 49th memeber of svt i hope ur a carrot
18. i have gr10 alcohol tolerance :D
19. i have a few 10 minute dating experiences :D
20. im p fast at things like cramming

@kwon hyunbin 21. i do random dedics from time to time like the tumblr page for my 11111th ?? woah wtf i realized that this is my 3rd dedic to you its Time to Be Grateful
22. the nice reasons actually come after the first half idk i can write more reasons why im undatEABLE
23. i can be your weeding date any time :D can priestesses bring dates too ? ? ? im curious
24. i have p wildt fantasies like barney giving me a piggy back ride as we go to mcdonalds for sum pizza hut delight
25. uh i shitpost a loT ??? so you prolly wont get bored talking to mEeeEeE

--- my brain is tired here's a commercial break from this thread's theme song ---

Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my résumé
You want a background check? Okay.
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is...

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck me

Boy, you think love is a game
And it drives me really insane
Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number four - I got cute brows
You don't see it? I don't know how
Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types
Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella
I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?"

AH!

La, la, la love me
Your love is my drug can't you see
I love you why don't you love me
Invisible to everybody
I'm sick and tired of this shit
I just want a relationship
And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E love me
And hug me
And touch me
And, well, no

------

26. i couldve just sent the video but im lazy. sEeE how i put lotsa effort is stuFFs ?!!
27. my height is a little above average and you're a fuigkcing giant but hey :D #PerfectKissingHeight ? ? ?? 
28. you're literally my only customer and i give you such special treament :')
29. im a hybrid bc im a llama and 1/4 platypus i sweat milk
30. hOoooOooO TweNTY more TO gO - anyways , , i have rly great dice skillz fyi, i can roll 4 odds out of 5 B-/

@kwon hyunbin 31. we can make visual bbies tgt dkjsdks byE
32. im cute
33. im a dancer so ykno i can pull sum nice ****** moves in-
34. you alr dated me for ten minutes but hey wanna date again but make it longer :D
35. im this bad at promoting myself just date me i guess
36. waiT THIS SHOULD BE REASOns on why you should date me but im not forcing you to rly do it pSh
37. ok maybe i do lowkey wanna date you
38. but #StudiesFirst
39. i give you bonus smoochies everytime ? ??
40. woO lAsT TEN #WERPA - *insert reason to date me here*

@kwon hyunbin 41. we look good tgt i think
42. dating me means eliminating that unofficial part in ouc kdskdsjd idk what im sayING ANYMO RE
43. what do ppl do when they date ? ?? ?? hold each other's sweaty hands, do some random smoochies, awkward hugs in public but do sinful stuff from 11:38pm onwards? yeH we can do that !
44. you can watch buzzfeed unsolved w me anytime,,,, mostly bc i cant watch it alone heh
45. hoOoO im alMOst doNe - im prob the worst person that you could ever date but ykno,, doing that would make you a recOrd holder :D
46. we have some things in common like suffering from produce 101,,, that d*mon
47. im slowly running out of ideas but ykno i kinda like you and i mean what goodbyE
48. i hope i didnt skip a number bc im that dumb at math - reason no. 48: i breathe oxygen
49. my name has a z and a q which is a rly rarE thing to find !!
50. date me bc i wanna date you

Ah, ah! kyaa oniichan (*ﾉωﾉ)

"decent"
watch everyone be random and all,
watch tears of joy shred from laughter
watch unofficial couples getting together or developing

[hacker voice] im in

is this the second day dumble wont giggle? hmm

giGgLES

DO I START

!!!! band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNsgHMklBW0

aAAAAaaAAaaAAaA

yup def a weewoo weeding

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 4 seconds ago Reply
OK SO I POSTED IN THE WRONG ROOM

"professional priestess"

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 38 seconds ago Reply 
rolls over to the altar? ???

even dumbledaddy is confused oh lord

stOP BULLYING THE OFFICIANT >:[

wait do i stand do i sit do i breathe do i speak

stands in front of jesus :3

jie: you may now kick the bride
jie: **kiss, darn autocorrect 
jun: jie this is a verbal conversation

@lee minhyuk @d*ddy dumbledorable ♡ unconsciously squeezes minhyuk's arm, feeling so many emotions at once right now.

i thOUGHT YOU WANTED A NORMAL WEEDING

jie as long as ure here it wont be a normal weedign

kiCKS JUN AWAY FROM CHURCH

oh wait jun isnt the groom i forgot

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 11 seconds ago Reply
the priestess is gon be honest w u guys, , ,, im here for the drinks, weeds and free church money

good Lord bless her please

@oh seunghee looks at you and smiles, reaching out my other hand to pat your cheek, you seem having so much in mind or something, cackles. wow time passes by so fast, you're getting married at this moment. i might actually cry. looks ahead. trying to wait our turn.

do we hav sum disco lights in this church

im not here for the reception, , ,im here for the honeymoon

@lee minhyuk turns a little to give yo ua quiick glance, faking a sniffle like a child about to cry. shjs don't even dare, mom. I'll cry if you cry. /emits out a soft chuckle afterwards, feeling my hands shake right now. oh god, I feel like throwing up.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d474d97be4a968e50f34a8f878e75ec/tumblr_oshe8jwi3w1wq8kxoo6_250.png
https://78.media.tumblr.com/f86fc2b68b6c7ca542c65141728e0f3a/tumblr_oshe8jwi3w1wq8kxoo7_250.png

me @ y'all

hwang minhyun (dracula) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
"and imma eat you tonite"

s cared face D:

cannibalism D:

surprisingly the place hasn't burned down
gOod joB PUNKy

@oh seunghee /cackles after hearing that, patting your shoulder a bit/ don't, you're probably just having a lot of emotions and feelings building up that's why, but seriously i'll be crying the moment i give you to your going to be husband tho.

im nOT GONNA PRESIDE THIS WEEDING UNTIL I EAT >:(

eats a sacramental bread idk

seo youngho (the handsome dj) 1 second ago Reply 
!!!!!!!!!!!!! processional: B E A RS

whY WOULD WE HAVE BEARS IN THE WEDDING YELLS IS THIS CANADA

ONCE I SEE THAT POLAR BEAR WALK TOWARDS THE AISLE IM OUT

WHY DO WE HAVE BEARS WHO BRINGS A BEAR IN A WEEDING WTF

we alr have enough llamas why are there bears -

THIS IS A BEARLESS WEDDING >:(

someboDY IN HERE IS A BEAR??? FURRY?? A CONSPIRACY

@lee minhyuk /beams back at the pat, holding tighter onto your arm as our turn is almost there. okay, fine. but I blame you if I cry too and ruin my make up. /heaves a deep breathe before breaking into a soft chuckle.

do i need to put this rp on draft for 5 seconds for yall to clam up

kim dabin (the biker girl) 1 second ago Reply
i imagined eunwoo just calmly playing the piano while the others are yelling in the church im

skiPS TOWARD THE AISLE AND TRIps, throwing the flowers into the air :<

@oh seunghee /laughs at that/ don't worry, you'll still look beautiful with a bare face, trust me. but if its about the mascara thing, welp you can. /looks in front of us, tilts my head a bit/ seems there's a slight problem huh.

yall cant drinK INSIDE THE CHURCH W/O THE PRIESTESS : <

@lee minhyuk nawww.. /playfully bumps your arm with the bouquet. thanks, baby mom. btw, you look stunning today. nice tux. /lifts a thumb up with a huge smile on my face. hahaha- well, this is weewoo. no problem is a problem. ;)

park sicheng (sinderella) 13 seconds ago Reply 
hwang minhyun (dracula) [A] 3 seconds ago Reply
sakaguchi ( sh ) 44 seconds ago Reply
sits on hyunbin while hes sitting on jungkook

change up

jUnk coME BE MY DATE
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

suRE SICHENG
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

haNDS BEER BOTTLE TO JUNK
HI I'M WINWIN NICE TO MEET YOU
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

taKES THE BOTTLE FROM SICHENG AND TRIES TO WINK
UH HI I'M ?? ? JUNHUI NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

taKES BACK MY BOTTLE
DON'T WINK EVER AGAIN
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

siCHENG I DONT EVEN KNO HOW TO WINK D :
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

park sicheng (sinderella) 30 seconds ago Reply 
junk here's a life lesson
close both eyes at the same time
bOom yOU'Ve winkEd

oH

@lee minhyuk /breathes in heavily nodding my head as well before walking side by side with you, clutching onto your arm tight. oh god, please don't trip today. /chants more to myself as we walk slowly towards the altar, my eyes landing on johnny accidentally.

@oh seunghee /smiles and cackles/ thanks and yeah, i guess you have a point and its our turn now, let's get going /nods my head to the direction of the aisles/

why did i imagine punky standing on the streets with a sign that says
will be a priestess in a weeding for 5 dollars

@oh seunghee /watches the wedding procession quietly with a smile on my face, my heart beating loudly in my chest./

hwang minhyun (dracula) [A] 21 seconds ago Reply
if yall dont calm down ill put the rp on draft

jfc this is a coDE RED

okay but doesnt this emoji :3 looks like , , , , a dick mouth idk

@oh seunghee /walking down the aisles with by my side, glancing at you then smiles before looking up ahead/ well, we're getting near /i say as we are meters away but stops on track as i'm in front of the groom, giving him a smile before giving seunghee to him by hand whispering/ take good care of her /before proceeding to my seat/

@oh seunghee /heaves nervously as i watch you both walk down the aisle/ i will. thank you sir. /smiles nervously before taking seunghee's hand and looping it around my arm before escorting her to the altar/

@seo youngho @lee minhyuk /my heart beats three times faster as it was before the closer we get to the altar, coupling some more when we reached johnny's place; glances at the two of you in turns as my lips shake in so much nervousness. thank you, mom. /chuckles softly as I hold onto johnny's hand, blinking my eyes that is beginning to water.

normal weddings: 1 hour
weewoo weedings: 8 hours

lee jeno (the pumpkin kid) 31 seconds ago Reply
this is the most quick weeding tbh
like the bride and groom are now together in less than an hour

[jie voice] ok first of all, ,, jesus i love you pls take me after this sacrament.

aite welcome snekes and sinners- oh wait that's just the same anyWAYS
clears throat and activates my u h holy voice
We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Seo Youngho and Oh Seunghee. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Serena and Casey to start their married life together surrounded by the people dearest and most important to them.

cr. to past weeding

@seo youngho /stands by you at the altar with a crazy beating heart inside my chest, my hand stiff around your arm while I let you hold me. I blame minhyuk mom. /mumbles towards you in a whisper, breaking into a chuckle after.

kim jaehwan (kim jaehwan) [A] 20 seconds ago Reply
nbi (pikabi) 21 seconds ago Reply 
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 37 seconds ago Reply
why are there always random ppl like katie and mallory and serena and casey getting married here

@oh seunghee /chuckles softly as i give your hand a gentle squeeze, feeling my own heartbeat thump loudly against my chest./
let's listen to preistess jie for now

So welcome to one and all, who have traveled from near and far. johnsmASHER937 and ducknyeac_29 thank you for your presence here today, and now ask for your blessing, encouragement, and lifelong support, for their decision to be married.

wow usernames

25th century wedding everyone

yeo changgu (the nutcracker) 4 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 6 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 11 seconds ago Reply
johnsmASHER937 and ducknyeac_29 

im ok

dumblr yOU FORGOT THE GIGGLING PARY

Marriage is perhaps the greatest and most challenging adventure of human relationships. No ceremony can create your marriage; only you can do that – through love and patience; through dedication and perseverance; through talking and listening, helping and supporting and believing in each other; through tenderness and laughter; through learning to forgive, learning to appreciate your differences, and by learning to make the important things matter, and to let go of the rest.
Two people in love do not live in isolation. Their love is a source of strength with which they may nourish not only each other but also the world around them. And in turn, we, their community of friends and family, have a responsibility to this couple. By our steadfast care, respect, and love, we can support their marriage and the new family they are creating today.

get married, frickfrack, have children, get reKT xD

@seo youngho /gulps the lump in my throat before nodding my head, turning to you with a loving smile. let's not be nervous. /teases you with a wink even if I myself is panicking inside.

@oh seunghee /glances at you and smiles reassuringly before nodding my head in agreement/ yeah let's try not to show it.

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 12 seconds ago Reply
SGHDHFFJJF is dumbledADDY OKAY

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 52 seconds ago Reply
kwon hyunbin (the man in black) ( sh ) 42 seconds ago Reply 
who broke him

ur lover girl

[ inserts the disappointed but not suprised meme ]

stands on the altar table
kim jaehwan (kim jaehwan) [A] 3 days ago Reply 

jun is wild

I, PARK SICHENG, LEADER OF THE AMIGAYS
AM HERE TO BLESS THY HOLY MEMEBER AND MICHAEL SEUNGHEEHEE
IN MY NOT SO HOLY NAME
JOHNNY BOI, YOU ARE MAYBE MY FAVOURITE IN OUR GROUP, INNER
AND SEUNGHEEHEE YOU MAKE ME TEEHEE
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SON AND HOLY TRINITY
THE LORD COMPLEYS THE UNHOLINESS AND BLESSES YOU WITH THE POWER OF LOVE
I MAY OR MAY NOT BE DRUNK
BUT I LOVE YOU TWO
AND MAKE BABIES
DABS GENTLY

tap taps mic test 2+2=fish 4 3 8

OLAY I'M READY FOR MY SPEECH
park sicheng (sinderella) 3 days ago Reply 

THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING

STEALS THE MIC FROM NIWNIW
YES MAKE BABIES IMMA BE THE PRETTY GODMOTHER OK MAKE BABIES LIKE A LOT
I WANNA SEE LIL SEUNGHEES AND LIL JOHNNYS RUNNING AROUND IN HERE

JOHNNY BOI
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
WE'VE HAD OUR UPS AND DOW-
WAIT NO
WRONG SPEECH

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 8 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 6 seconds ago Reply 
oh god how long are we gonn be here

until the next weeding

APPARENTLY WE'RE HERE FOR A WEEK Y'ALL

but dont worry jeon if u feel like u wanna do smth nasty w jinhwan i can cover for u

JOHNNY AND SEUNGHEE
SITTING IN A TREE
MAKE HEAPS OF BABIES
MULTIPLY TIMES THREE
I AM RAPPING WHILE I'M DRUNK
KOBE TAKES THE SHOT SLAM DUNK
YOU TWO ARE CUTE WOWZA HORRAY
SINCHENG IS OUT AND I AM GAY

@seo youngho /holds onto you while biting back my nervousness, very thankful for the comfort you are giving out right now. love.. /mumbles under my breathe, smiling as I mouth. I love you.

SCREECHES YOU DONT MAKE BABIES IN A TREE

YOU CAN MAKE BABIES IN A TREE
JINAN GO PROVE THEM WRONG

boWS 
HIRE ME AT UR WEDDING
CALL
1800-DANK-MEMES

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 28 seconds ago Reply
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 7 seconds ago Reply 
ok tell me what ur cover story is for me then

uhhhhh hhhh hHHHH swe a t s
u forgot that u had to get ur suits fitte d for the weddign

,, ,,.,.,. ok acceptable ur my accomplice now

yaY

son hyunwoo (baella's edward cullen) 3 seconds ago Reply 
bae joohyun (arale norimaki) [A] 15 seconds ago Reply
u can make babies everywhere tho

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@oh seunghee i love you too. /smiles, mouthing the sweet words as i thumb the back of your hand letting myself relax as the guest speaker starts his talk/

uhg hghg giggling is hard yall better pay me $1 per giggle or else im unblessing this weeding

@lee seunghoon @jang yeeun BRIDE and GROOM, I ask ______ and _____ to join us and to lay a veil over you to clothe you together.
Let this be a symbol of the faithful love you have for each other.
Through the passing of the years, let the veil remind you that you belong to each other and to no one else.

has been playing piano for hours
is ded

@moon eunbi [ h ] @moon bin BRIDE and GROOM, I invite _____ and _____ to place a cord over you.
This cord symbolizes an infinite bond of love you share that keeps your relationship strong in the face of adversity, as well as that you both are no longer two, but one in marriage.
May this cord remind you to face your life together courageously and to be mutual in support of each other in carrying out your duties and responsibilities as a couple.
And, may your love grow stronger and bind you closer together through the years.
I would like to call on the secondary sponsors to remove the cord and veil.

@kim yugyeom @kim taehyung [ sh ] BRIDE and GROOM, I invite _____ and _____ to give and light these candles for you
May your light as a couple continue to shine brightly for one another, not only in times of stillness and calm, but also during times of wind or challenge. Let the inner light of your love be as an eternal flame.

Officiant: I would like to call on the secondary sponsors to remove the cord veil and candle.

ngkyun (seokwoo's soft princess) 2 minutes ago Reply 
are weddings supposed to be this noisy?

in weewoo
yes

what is that cord
is it gonna make the whole place lit

yow tell me if its for the you may kick the bride part alr im go clubbing

"kick the bride"

I CALLED IT FROM THE S T A RT

can the next wedding be sponsored by mcdonalds i want sum nuggets

Officiant: Will everyone please rise.
Officiant: Will you who are present here today, surround Bin and Eunbi in love, offering them the joys of your friendship, and supporting them in their marriage?
All: We will

What this ceremony can do is to witness and affirm the choice you make to stand together as lifemates and partners.

Officiant: Do you, ducknyeac_29, take this woman to be your wedded wife?
Groom: I do
Officiant: Do you, johnsmASHER937, take this man to be your wedded husband?
Bride: I do
We've come to the point of your ceremony where you're going to say your vows to one another. But before you do that, I ask you to remember that love – which is rooted in faith, trust, and acceptance - will be the foundation of an abiding and deepening relationship. No other ties are more tender no other vows more sacred than those you now assume.

if it's sponsored do we have to make it obvious

"wonu is your body from McDonald's™ cAuse i'm mclovinG™ IT"

o shit i think i got the nAMES WORONRG

YELLS I SWITCHED THE NAMES OF THE BROOM AND YTHE BRIDE

KSDJKDS GROROM

*^&^%%$$# GROOM AND BRIDE

Officiant: May I have the rings, please?

If you are able to keep the vows you take here today, not because of any religious or civic law, but out of a desire to love and be loved by another person fully, without limitation, then your life will have joy and the home you establish will be a place in which you both will find the direction of your growth, your freedom, and your responsibility.

/read the vows you have written for each other as you wear the rings to each other's fingers/

Officiant: By the power of your love and commitment, and the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife! merry christmas! You may kiss each other!

oh wAit i forgot juNK is my daTe
scOOPS UP JUNK IN MY ARMS

@oh seunghee @d*ddy dumbledorable ♡ /takes the ring and looks up to you as i slip it to your finger/
love, i promise to love and care for you, to hold you in good times and in bad.
i'll be your partner, your best friend, your greatest fan, your student and teacher.
i'll always hold your hand through all the adventures and challenges life can give.
i will always be kind, honest, supportive, loyal, patient, and forgiving with you.
i will respect you, cherish you, and encourage you,
in sickness and in health, for all the days of my life.

ohs HIT THE VOEWS

juNK HERE'S A ROSE I MAY HAVE PICKED OUTSIDE THE CHURCH JUST NOW

son hyunwoo (baella's edward cullen) Oct 22, 2017 13:32:07
on a scale of 1-10 gano mo kamahal ang daddy mo

@seo youngho @d*ddy dumbledorable ♡ /carefully picks up the ring from where it's resting, my cheeks already hurting from so much smiling as I slip the ring on your finger while chanting my vow. 

to the man of my life, my best friend, my brother from another mother, my soulmate, and my love, I vow to be the clown that makes you laugh with my silly jokes and mischief, to be the shoulders you can lean on, to be your happy pill that lightens up your day whenever you're having a bad one, and to be your number one fan even when you're 70.
I might not be perfect. I might make mistakes. But I vow that I'll do my very best to take care of you like how a mother would, to think of you even when we're not together, to welcome you with hugs and kisses at night, and to say I love you before you go to sleep.
I'm not promising tho that I'd be the best cook and that I'd make the most delicious foods--cause I know that you're still a better cook--but I'll learn how so I can serve you a decent meal at least. 
I can't wait to lie down and watch movies with you 'til 3 in the morning. I can't wait to cuddle you as soon as you wake up, and kiss you good night 'cause I know how you like those. I can't wait to do more essays with you, to scrub your back when you shower, and to keep you accompany 'til we grow old.
I want to be your wife and so I am here. and I, oh seunghee, take you, seo youngho, as my beloved husband, and I will love you 'til the last of my breathe, 'til the last beat of my heart. I'll love you 'til I cannot love anymore. thank you for showing me how it feels to love and to be loved. I can't wait to love you forever. I love you so much, seo youngho.

bae joohyun (arale norimaki) Oct 22, 2017 13:47:14
solid 100 werpa

@oh seunghee /chuckles softly as i watch and listen to your beautiful vow/
i love you seo seunghee.
/smiles and brings up your hand and kisses it/

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 32 seconds ago Reply
kim jinhwan (wonu's baby girl) 2 seconds ago Reply
kiss me if i'm wrong but we're not engaged right : - ]

kisses your cheEK :3

yes 911 there is a sëxual predator on the loose

Officiant: By the power of your love and commitment, and the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss each other!

@seo youngho /gives your hand a gentle squeeze as I stare down our rings, biting back the tears from rolling down my cheek.

@oh seunghee /cups your cheeks and kisses your lips/
I love you, Mrs. Seo.
/smiles and wraps my arms around you/

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 27 seconds ago Reply 
juNK [hoshi voice] kiSSES YOUR CHEEKS WITH LOVE THAT I HARVESTED FROM FARMVILLE AND KITCHEN TRAGEDIES <3839828

bloOshEs >.<

LET US ALL WELCOME MR. & MRS. SEO

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 6 seconds ago Reply
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 3 seconds ago Reply
coNGRATS JOHN AND SEUNGHEE NYEEEEEEEEac

conGRATS ducknyeac_29 AND johnsmASHER937 @@$@#$#@$#@$@#!@!~~~!~!!~1

oh wait we're back congratulations!!!

@seo youngho /hums softly against the kiss before wrapping my arms around your waist, letting your lips linger on mine for a while. ...I love you too, my husband. /emits out a chuckle and buries my face in the crook of your neck.

park sicheng (sinderella) 14 seconds ago Reply
seunghEE PROTECC
joHNNY ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY 
THEY NYEAC NYEAC

zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 12 seconds ago Reply
i hav officially made my holy debut yall

ure fired

@oh seunghee /smiles and hugs you close/
ahhhhhh you're now my wi fe
/squishes you gently/
i love you so so much.
/leans back to cup your cheeks and plants kisses all over your face/

kang chanhee (kiminnie mouse) 2 minutes ago Reply
zhou jieqiong (the innocent llama) 13 seconds ago Reply
NUGU U ??!?! ONLY JESUS CAN FIRE ME BYE H8ER

you're fired!!!

im sorry kid but jesus doesnt sit on his lover's lap and make his wee willy feel silly

@seo youngho /tightens my embrace around your torso breaking my face with a smile. 
and you are officially my husband aaaaa skhds
/closes my eyes as you shower my face with kisses, emitting high pitch chuckles.

http://yourfoodguide.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/CAKE-Wedding-379.jpg

FOOD

THE LINK SAYS CAKE WEDDING
BUT NO
I GET VEGGIES AND MEAT
HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME

@seo youngho /presses myself closer to you I'm practically burying myself against your body, grinning from one ear to another. happy 6th month love love <333 I love you, too!! so so so so so muchh :""""> /leans my head back a bit with my lips puckered out.

@oh seunghee /grins wide and gently sways us from side to side/
i love love love love love love you.
/smiles before leaning down to kiss your lips./

kim donghan (after hwan's done w him) 3 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 13 seconds ago Reply
dear god, be my guiding light and show me the way. do i sin or pray for forgiveness

young children we are gathered today to learn about the holy ways of god so put down that milk and get drunk with the light of our lord jesus crust

repeat after me kids
jesus is my guiding light!
when people are shitty, we will not fight!
jesus is my guiding light, yay!
deep down we are all a bit gay!

yOu spELL wonWoO wiTh

w hy is he so perfect
o h my god i might combust
n ever will i leave him
w owZa he's my everything
o bviously i lovingly hate him
o viposition is his kink i mean -

park sicheng (sinderella) 5 seconds ago Reply
i proclaim that in jesus' holy name
if you watermark your nüdes with the name of the person you're sending it to, they can't leak it!
cool facts with jesus!

n¡ce

you spell jinhwan with
j ust perfect for me
i am so in love with him
n ow i wanna kiss him over and over again
h e is so beautiful it hurts
w ow i cant believe im gonna marry him
a n angel sent from above
n o way am i ever gonna let go of him

@seo youngho /immediately clings onto your neck and kisses you back, gently brushing my lips on yours. I love love love you too. /groans softly against the kiss with a smile. I would have jump on you right now if only I'm now wearing this dress.

jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 5 seconds ago Reply
jiejie dealt u the drugs didnt she sicheng

gOodness how did you know!

mINhyun opPang !! my spECial milk doesnt haVe alcohOL in it hIHIHi
hwang minhyun (joker) [A] 3 days ago Reply 

your "hihihi" tells me otherwise im checking the ingredient s lucy -
noh hyojung (llamacy) 3 days ago Reply 

kim yerim (chan's favorite baby llama) 13 seconds ago Reply 
yoU can cheCK the ingredients minhyun oPPANg :D it jUST contaINs u hH melK powdEr, wa Ter and idk What this 1% means

park sicheng (sinderella) 9 seconds ago Reply
if young women of the church would like a date
grab a holy calendar, printed with the holiest dates ever
only for 29.99$

i'd rather make a calendar myself tyvm

the only weed here is me because park seungjun is the embodiment of a beautiful rose and i, am not worthy of stepping into his beautiful gardenv

is baby drunk omg
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 3 days ago Reply 

t ilts my head and squints at kwonjun
and whAT if i aAAAaaam ?
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

holds baby's face in between my palms
nothing, you just look so cuuu u u uute.
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 3 days ago Reply 

h ufFs and wave s my beer bottle in kwonjun's face
noOOOOoooooo 'm not cut e!!!! sojung isn't cu Te !!!!
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

laughs quietly and snatches the bottle from baby's hand, gulping down most of it and making a face
you're cuuute, baby !!
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 3 days ago Reply 

g a sps and point s at kwonjun, making grabby hands at the bottle
nO MINEMINEMINE that w a s mY beEeeeeEEr !!! kwonjUn you s teALer !! : <

kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

raises the bottle out of baby's reach, making sure to drink every last drop of the beer and sticks out my tongue at her
too late, baby, i drank all of it.
chu sojung (the lifeguard) 3 days ago Reply 

pSA kWoNJUN IS A S T E ALE RRRRRR
h mPppppp ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

jUNG HOSEOK, CHILD OF GOD, GO TO SOJUNG'S AID THIS INSTANT FOR SEE HAS BROKEN THE LAWS OF DRINKING

a r e we at churCH ? ? outsi De church ? ? in the kitchen? ? in jun'S Box of Si n? ? or in heaVen ?? /whe RE are WEeEeeE

IF THYSELF LIKE IT THEN THYSELF SHOULD HAVE PUT THY RING ON IT

quIETLY SOBS INTO MY CUP I MISS HIM SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO CUP HIS CHEEKS AND KISS HIM EVERY MOMENT SO HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM

hae is so cute aw
jung haerim (the witcheu) 3 days ago Reply 

w aves at kwonjun and makes grabbynhands. car r y mEEEE
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

dhsjdhshfhd bends down to my knees so hae can climb onto my bac k
jung haerim (the witcheu) 3 days ago Reply 

s tumble s over to jun's back and drapes myself on it. yeHEYYYYY g urhles pighyback rides
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

makes sure that hae is holding on to me before standing up and carrying her on my ba c k
how does it feel to be tol !!
jung haerim (the witcheu) 3 days ago Reply 

g iggesl and holds on tivhtly. it's GRATE i wANNA BE a TOL b links for a moment then suddenly bursts into tears
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

@jung haerim blinks rapidly when i hear your cries, eyes widening and panicking a little
oH NO WHY ARE YOU CRYING HAE ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED ME TO PUT YOU DOWN

@kwon junhui i dONT KNOW!! sobs and clings to you tightly. nO dOnt PUT ME D OW n nhhh ;;
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

@jung haerim rocks you lightly in an attempt to calm you down oh n o ;;;; ;;
jung haerim (the witcheu) 3 days ago Reply 

@kwon junhui s tarts humming to i dont like your girlfriend while sobbing ;;
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

@jung haerim hums along with you while rocking the both of us side to sid e
jung haerim (the witcheu) 3 days ago Reply 

@kwon junhui i lo ve y ou kwonjunnie. h iccups and kisses your cheek
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

@jung haerim hh h hh h h h h i love you too hae ♡

once uPON A TIME NOT LONG AGO I WAS H OE
SEUNGJUN CAME ALONG AND SHOWED ME THE WAYS OF A BRO
yeAH WHEN I SEE HIM YOU KNOW IMMA BOUTTA DROP LOW
AY HIS ICE CREAM SO FINE, IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR THE BLOW
i nEED ANOTHER DRINK I AM SADNESS AY YO

i NEE d BeYonce daMmit. drops and slaps the fLOor

congRATS YOU GOT THE BOUQUET
https://i.imgur.com/CSn0dTb.png

yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 14 seconds ago Reply 
kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 1 minute ago Reply
yeo hwanwoong (hwan ketchum) 2 minutes ago Reply 
hops off the stool and dazedly walks towards jun, shoving a bottle into his free hand. dUDez take cAre of my bEST frIend

grins at you before taking a smol sip from the bot t le. wait whos ur best friEnd

th i s bottle b u t you can apply for t h at spot hicc ups dAbs

aite suRE I CAN BE UR BEST FRIEND YAY

wonu's best friend cheated on him

kwon junhui (the tiger) [A] 21 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 7 seconds ago Reply 
sometimes i look up and wonder what my real purpose is

ure purpose is to make the ppl around u happyyy y yy y yy. y

turns to kwonjun and calls from the corner. don't cry u shithead : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

s ha k es m y he a d at je o ns wo r ds a nd wAi lS
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

shuffles over to kwonjun, crouching next to him and poking at his arm. why r u even crying u sneke
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

co v er s m y fa ce w it h m y ha n ds a nd c ri e s. a re y o u go n na l ea v e me to o
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

frowns, rubbing kwonjun's back soothingly. never you fucking idiot you're the one that cheated on me why would i leave : [

if you're waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter

if you buy a new bed that means you have more bed room but less ... bedroom

sulks in a corner : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

i love u jeon : (
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

turns to look at kwonjun for a second before facing the wall and huffing : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

sn i f fle s
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

stiffens slightly at the sound of kwonjun's sniffles but crosses my arms and h u f f s : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

li e s do wn o n th e gr ou nd a nd so b s

s nif fl e s an d ro l ls a wa y f ro m je o n. b b b bb be ca u se i ma d e yo u m ad a nd n ow y o u d on t wa n na se e m y fa c e e ve r ag a i n
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

rolls my eyes before moving over to crouch next to kwonjun again, shaking my head. you dumbass. even if i was mad which iM NOT there's no way i could live without seeing your sneke face everyday okAY : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

w ip e s m y te a r s aw a y wi th m y ha n ds an d g la n ce s ba c k a t je o n. y ou r e ly i ng
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

shakes my head, patting kwonjun's cheeks once. i'm not. i love you. and that isnt going to change. even if you do cheat on me : [
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

s it s u p a nd s ta r es a t je o n be fo r e th ro wi n g my se l f at h i m an d h ug g i ng hi m ti g ht l y, s t ar t i n g to cr y a ga i n. i l ov e yo u to o oo o o o o o
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

yelps in surprise but makes no move to throw kwonjun off, shaking my head and rubbing his back. idiot why are you crying n o w

b ur i e s m y fa c e i nt o j eo n s sh o ul d er, c li n gi ng t ig ht l y t o h im. b ec a u se i lo v e you u u uu uu u
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

ruffles kwonjun's hair, scrunching my nose up at the smell of alcohol. i know, why is that any reason to cry you d umb a ss
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

s h ak e s m y he a d wh e n i he a r j eo n s wo r d s t ry i ng t o c al m m y se l f do w n. n o o o oo, i j us t wa n t to c ry
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

pats kwonjun's shoulder, leaning against the top of his head. why do you wanna cry i
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

m u mb l es i nc o he re n t l y a ga i ns t je o ns sh ou l d er. i j us t wa n t to o o oo o o
jeon wonwoo (pilot of jinan's heart) 3 days ago Reply 

rolls my eyes again, patting kwonjun's back soothingly. fine. cry all you want i guess, as long as you're not sad and stuff idK
kwon junhui (the tiger) 3 days ago Reply 

r u bs m y ch e ek ag ai n st je o ns sh ou l de r a n d hu m s. do n t wor r y i m no t sa d an y mo o oo o or e

park jaehyung (the rockstar) 7 seconds ago Reply
park sicheng (sinderella) 1 minute ago Reply
if two vegans are arguing
is it still considered beef

i guess you can say "someone's gonna get beet"

i luv

does lightning mcqueen get life insurance or car insurance

do you think the ocean is salty
because the land never waves back