We must keep the group chat alive!

Allowed type of sentences:

"Unfortunately, I must depart from you all. I must cross the Rubicon of night and usher myself into the embrace of sweet sleep. For in the morning, I must arise with the sun and journey to my doctor's appointment."

"Your words have irreparably damaged our relationship and my soul. Speak ill of my cookie-making skills again and suffer my wrath."

Type of sentences not allowed:

"Hi, how are you all doing? I recently went to a field trip, and it was very fun."

"The talent show was stupid. Everyone did horrible and I wish I never went there in the first place."

So from now on if you join this thread, speak like a wizard in Old/Middle English.