https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi Life is hard. Life is full of misery. You could fall and not get up! Well do I have something to help you! Introducing LifeHacks! Regretfully created by Conner M. en-us 2016-09-12 11:35:39 UTC 2026-02-20 09:09:48 UTC hello@padlet.com mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123073777 Create a Tumblr, so when you inevitably get emotionally hurt in any marginal manner, you can cry about it there!]]> 2016-09-12 11:45:31 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123073777 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123074176 If someone makes fun of you, oh boy do you need to get your angst out! Never mind your easily offended nature cases you to be an easy target. Just start crying, and soon both you and the bully will be reprimanded! OH YEA!]]> 2016-09-12 11:47:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123074176 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123074827 Tired of doing your laundry so you can wear revealing clothes to make you get attention even though you say you don't need it? Well, worry no more! Just let your clothes soak in Bleach over night! That will kill all the germs! OH YEA!]]> 2016-09-12 11:49:54 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123074827 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123075378 Do you ever feel like you are being watched in class? Little known fact, you can stage a mental breakdown and leave to the student services room! Now nobody is judging you!]]> 2016-09-12 11:52:17 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123075378 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123075764 Are you cold in the winter time? Bring a comforter to school! I guarantee nobody will give you odd looks!]]> 2016-09-12 11:53:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123075764 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123076476 Do you need to feel better about yourself? Well, do I have a fix for you! First, get some chocolate. Then, find a Blanket. Grab your dog and blanket. Feed the dog the chocolate and watch as all other problems fade away! OH YEA!]]> 2016-09-12 11:57:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123076476 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123076843 Can't get those pearly whites?! Just start brushing with steel bristles. That will surely get those pesky stained layers off!]]> 2016-09-12 11:59:07 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123076843 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123077646 Having trouble with a test at school? Little do people know, you can write on your skin! Copy those equations which will never effect your adult life onto your arms! OH YEA! ]]> 2016-09-12 12:03:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123077646 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123147960 Are you insecure about yourself? So much so that you need constant attention? Well, no more worries! Bring the largest stuffed animal you can everywhere with you! Make certain to snuggle it loudly. I assure you, you will never get negative attention again]]> 2016-09-12 14:36:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123147960 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123148760 Feeling like you don't matter in life? Well, adopt one of Tumblr's 70 Genders, and make certain to get offended at people who don't agree with your demi-pan-flux-penta Gender!]]> 2016-09-12 14:38:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123148760 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123149678 Got someone that likes you, but you don't like them back? Just make them feel like they are in a relationship, then make an excuse that will break their heart! That will show them!]]> 2016-09-12 14:40:07 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123149678 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123150592 Are the stresses of life too much for you? Are you irrationally fearful of people? Well, good news! You can run away from the world! Just abandon your home and join the growing missing persons list! ]]> 2016-09-12 14:41:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123150592 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123152785 Are you a millennial who needs a scapegoat for all of your problems and shortcomings? Join Feminism! You can then blame the imaginary Patriarchy for all of your problems! ]]> 2016-09-12 14:45:40 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123152785 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123158406 Feeling like you don't matter? Good news! Get cancer! Now everybody will pay attention to you!]]> 2016-09-12 14:56:35 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123158406 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123160389 Are you to fat to get the remote on the table? Well, your in a pickle now! But Life Hacks are here for you! Just summon the Demons of Selzar! Those guys will do anything for you!]]> 2016-09-12 15:00:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123160389 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123161099 Are you a severely overweight person? DO you not get enough attention from attractive men? Well, Just start screaming Patriarchy! Some White knight will come ti your aid!]]> 2016-09-12 15:02:12 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123161099 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390209 Are you lonely at night because you are an overweight neckbearded shell of a man that can't get a woman? Well good news! Japan sells large pillows with girls printed o ]]> 2016-09-13 11:20:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390209 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390604 Are you hungry and you have nothing to eat? Fun fact: Mother nature is a bountiful food bowl! Just go outside and eat any plant or berry you see!]]> 2016-09-13 11:23:01 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390604 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390915 Are you running for president and need people to think you are a strong person? Get pneumonia and ignore it until you have a seizure in public!]]> 2016-09-13 11:24:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123390915 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123391284 Are you a pathetic white knight with white guilt in an attempt to get laid? Well, all I can say is get laid.]]> 2016-09-13 11:26:18 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123391284 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123391699 Are you a hardcore right wing christian who can't stand that the world is changing without you? Well, good news! Just adopt Scientology! Those loons will make you feel like the world is at a standstill!]]> 2016-09-13 11:28:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123391699 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392217 Are you in deep debt with the IRS, or any sort of government? Good News! You can just abandon your country! They can't follow you there!]]> 2016-09-13 11:31:31 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392217 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392635 Are you a millennial who blindly follows others like you? Well, good news! That Bernie Sanders guy will make the world better in every way! In no way possible could he fail to live up to expectations! ]]> 2016-09-13 11:33:30 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392635 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392930 Are you a Baby Boomer who failed to get you social security money because your generation was churned out faster than dead children at a Chinese factory? Good news! Just blame it on the Millennials! ]]> 2016-09-13 11:34:52 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123392930 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123393447 Do you "listen and believe" to fox news? Do you think vaccines cause autism? Good news! There is a presidential candidate for you!]]> 2016-09-13 11:37:17 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123393447 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123393796 Are you face to face with someone who disagrees with you on a political topic? Well, Good news! Here in (current year) screaming like a harpy is a form of legitimate protest!]]> 2016-09-13 11:38:35 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123393796 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394164 Are you bored in school? Did your friends leave you because your a pathetic excuse for a human? What do you think fire alarms are for!? ]]> 2016-09-13 11:40:12 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394164 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394461 Are the other candidates for president horrible? Do you think that every person must vote third party? Good news! Jill Stein is there for you! Just start believing that WiFi destroys children's brains!]]> 2016-09-13 11:41:41 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394461 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394932 Are you tired of life and want a break? Do you need some excitement? Just cover your face in black paint and walk into the suburbs. That will get your blood pumping!]]> 2016-09-13 11:43:57 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123394932 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123395289 Having trouble opening a jar of pickles? Do I have a tip for you! First, grab some water. Then, boil the water. Place your hand into the scalding hot water. Your hand should now be dry enough to grip the cap!]]> 2016-09-13 11:45:26 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123395289 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123395901 Are you a failure in life who has contributed nothing to the world? Good News! You can get a Gender Studies degree at any college!]]> 2016-09-13 11:47:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123395901 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123396121 Is there a ISIS terrorist in your city causing some casualties? Well, if you are part of the regressive left, apologize for your whiteness as he slits your throat! OH YEA!]]> 2016-09-13 11:48:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123396121 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123396466 Are you just an average white guy who needs a home? Go to a liberal arts college! They will happily accept a new initiate to brainwash!]]> 2016-09-13 11:50:15 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123396466 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123397556 Are you a minority who hates white people and needs a stage to say only white people are racist? Good news! Black Lives Matter will allow you to not only spew your racist speech, but will also let you burn, loot and break stuff in the process!]]> 2016-09-13 11:54:41 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123397556 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123397996 Do you think western culture is horrible because someone called your opinion stupid? Good news! ISIS is always recruiting! ]]> 2016-09-13 11:56:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123397996 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398192 Are you joining Upward Bound? Do you think that you should be able to go onto both men and women's floors at will? Good news! You can call yourself some made up Tumblr gender and move anywhere! ]]> 2016-09-13 11:57:48 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398192 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398576 Are you a cop who wishes you could be above the law? Well, Good news! You already are! Just break some laws and get minor penalties!]]> 2016-09-13 11:59:42 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398576 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398857 Is your neighbor's dog too loud at night? Well good news! Just feed him some chocolate! That will shut him up!]]> 2016-09-13 12:01:03 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123398857 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123719369 Are you overweight and need to lose weight to be popular? Try bulimia! All the cool kids are doing it!]]> 2016-09-14 11:44:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123719369 mckenzie_conner https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123719980 Are you tired of the monotony of life? Are you an overweight neckbeard with a fedora? Good News! You can make an atheism channel on Youtube! ]]> 2016-09-14 11:47:39 UTC https://padlet.com/mckenzie_conner/n6f5s4k4qbzi/wish/123719980