https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork Bringing you less than the truth since the beginning of time en-us 2016-02-09 14:42:08 UTC 2024-07-24 23:24:28 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.storage.googleapis.com/portrait/earth.jpg BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94059981 Controversy over Bernie Sander's campaign has hit an all time high, as his cannibalistic supporters rampage through wealthy neighborhoods around New Hampshire after his call for the Proletariat to "Eat the rich!" people watch in horror as crowds of people poor into rich neighborhoods with steak knives chanting "REVOLUTION!" Stay tuned for updates.]]> 2016-02-09 14:50:33 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94059981 BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94060950 Donald Trump delivered a statement at 9:30 today stating that "Sander's supporters are a bunch of losers, they'll never find me, I propose banning them all because they're a detriment to our economy." He then left in a helicopter headed for his secret mountain "Trump Lair."]]> 2016-02-09 14:52:58 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94060950 BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94065568 Bernie Sanders has just released a campaign add urging his followers to regroup and begin the hunt for Donald Trump. The ad includes footage of today's Sanders Riots with hymns from the Red Army Choir playing as background music. The ad ends with the words "THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN - FIND TRUMP" ]]> 2016-02-09 15:06:57 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94065568 BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94071132 Trump has called for support from his friends in China saying “Chinamen love me, they buy homes from me they get my coffee… is this decaf?! GET EM OUTTA HERE! Anyway, as you can see the Trump Lair is modeled after the set of Celebrity Apprentice. It’s very nice everyone loves it it’s the best.” China has not yet delivered a response to Trumps request but one is expected shortly. What that response will be cannot be guessed.

]]> 2016-02-09 15:23:14 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94071132 BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94082687 Chinese leadership has decided to deny any aid whatsoever to Donald Trump, who is still barricaded inside trump lair. Chinese spokesperson Chin Tu Big said “Mr. Trump is not our friend, he is very disrespectful and the notion that we would help him was a misguided one at best. Best of luck to you Bernie Sanders, we will deliver the location of Trump Lair shortly.”

]]> 2016-02-09 15:56:29 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94082687 BuildThatMoat https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94164052 Less than 10 minutes ago, a surprise siege has begun on Trump Lair. Sanders released a statement as the attack begun saying "Trump will fall like the rest, REVOLUTION REVOLUTION!" It can only be assumed that the Chinese came through on their promise to give military Intelligence to Sanders forces. This image shows Trump Lair moments before the siege began.]]> 2016-02-09 19:30:20 UTC https://padlet.com/BuildThatMoat/CanyonNewsNetwork/wish/94164052