Pirates >:] by Cj Fowkes

(possibly me for the rp im not sure

CjFowk — 2023-03-09 01:26:22 UTC

aershaw — 2023-03-09 01:26:36 UTC

OI dashing i may add)

CjFowk — 2023-03-09 01:29:53 UTC

(Yea

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 15:46:26 UTC

(OI ARROW! WHERE IS YA AT MATE?!

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 15:50:50 UTC

(Ha kyle didnt join- I better shut up i might have talked to soon o-o

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 15:56:49 UTC

im here wdym?

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 16:00:06 UTC

(*crys*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 16:01:43 UTC

violence :D

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 16:02:41 UTC

(Its about pirates kyle -_- ofc there is violence

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 16:05:17 UTC

YAY

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 16:08:16 UTC

(now get a look -_- or if your kyle... cool

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 16:13:25 UTC

(huh? .>.)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 16:15:32 UTC

(also what kind of pirates is this? like old pirates? steampunk pirates?)

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 16:17:52 UTC

(old like pirates of the caribbean

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 16:20:43 UTC

(okie imma draw kyle as a pirate then ^^)

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 16:23:20 UTC

(ok

WiP ^^

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 20:30:30 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 21:15:12 UTC

(Nice

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 21:15:33 UTC

(im in the process of coloring a character

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 21:31:51 UTC

(Ayyyy bet an oc from another rp i have is a pirate lets go imma be her

(most appropriate pic I could find of her

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 21:35:53 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-03-31 21:36:50 UTC

(also i changed my mind we doin a combo of old and steampunk

B1tchbo7 — 2023-03-31 21:44:44 UTC

Ohhhhh YAY ^^

(Imma gonna join, I’m a tinkerer alchemist, that through unconventional means became a part of Daiyus crew

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 20:13:05 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:18:28 UTC

(Niceeee

(Wanna RP with them?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:23:42 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:33:11 UTC

(sure

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:40:20 UTC

(Imma use my pirate name for this rp its Lady Sea Wolf also known as the red dead pirate

(Meanwhile my character is legally a ghost and only goes by “doctor”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:40:57 UTC

*downstairs in the ship there’s the sound of glass smashing accompanied by the shouts of “fire!”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:41:18 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:43:14 UTC

(*confused*

*a crew mate bursts up onto the deck, the back of his clothes on fire, running around trying to put it out

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:45:11 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:46:36 UTC

*red grabs a bucket of water and throws it on the man before grabbing him by the collar* "What the bloody hell is goin' on?"

“Idk! One of the crew broke a jar of something the doctor was working on, idk who though!

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:47:20 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:50:07 UTC

*she drags him down stares* "OI IF THE ONE WHO DONE THIS DOES NOT SPEAK UP YA SQUID BRAINS WILL BE MOPPIN AND POLISHIN EVERY LAST INCH OF THIS SHIP.... TONIGHT!!!"

*they look prime to answer but nobody really knows who actually did it, by then the doctor had gotten back from their bathroom break “alright there we- WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLAZES!?”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:51:56 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:53:40 UTC

"Alright since no one knows what one of ya did it ill make it easier for ya... all of you to the deck and start moppin.... NOW!"

there’s still a fire, so they do their best to stamp it out but just end up lighting their boots on fire “you bloody idiots! That’s fire oil! You can’t stamp it out!” *with that the doctor rushes into their on-fire lab and come out with a different liquid before pouring it over the fire oil, putting it out

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:55:49 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 21:58:10 UTC

"Doctor ya clean this mess up while they mop the deck there will be no rum tonight as part of their punishment" *she says before dragging the poor sap she had in her hands back up stares*

*then They realize, what does the doctor mean by fire oil?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 21:59:25 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:25:50 UTC

*not even 2 minutes later she came back down* "What the bloody hell is fire oil?"

by then the doctor was simply mopping up the resulting sludge “it’s a new kind of armament I’ve been testing, it’s a liquid that can when given the proper components can burn for hours, not even water can put it out. Which is why I grabbed the other liquid.

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:28:39 UTC

(Think of it like a grease fire

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:30:26 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:30:38 UTC

"Ya sayin if you hadn't got that me ship could have burnt down?"

“Well, yes, but you ordered that I make something for the cannons can fire at other ships

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:31:54 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:33:22 UTC

"true"

“And the thing is, we have the solution to put out the fire, the other ships don’t

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:33:55 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:38:21 UTC

"That's actualy brilliant"

“That’s what I’m getting at! The thing is I cant find any glass balls that can withstand the explosion propulsion of the cannon, might need to go to the glass shop & have some custom made next time we dock

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:40:04 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:41:56 UTC

"Or just use metal ones thin enough to explode"

“True, but the metal hollows cost too much, not to mention someone could drop one & start another fire

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:44:18 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:51:22 UTC

"That too is true"

“So I’m going to pay out of pocket for glass cannonballs, that won’t shatter immediately if you accidentally drop them

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:52:33 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 22:55:52 UTC

*she nods approving*

“Another thing about fire oil is it LOVES sticking to metal, if given proper modifications, you could probably have a flaming sword

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 22:57:14 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 23:01:45 UTC

"keep talkin"

“Well if you wanted it that way I’d need to make it more adhesive & more slick as to not wipe off, if you want me to get started on the modifications I can get to it

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 23:02:55 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 23:05:06 UTC

"yes please do"

“Alright, also I’ll be in deep study so could you have someone deliver my dinner please? Thank you!” *With that the doctor gets back into their lab

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 23:06:01 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 23:08:01 UTC

"sure" *and with him going into his lab she heads back to deck*

*red dead’s thoughts on the fire oil?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 23:08:54 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 23:12:38 UTC

*she finds it quite fascinating*

*an oil that can catch fire & can’t be stamped out, smothered or even put out with water, now THAT is a powerful weapon

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 23:16:03 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-03 23:58:40 UTC

*about 2 hours later the cook brings in dinner* "here you are mate" *she says sitting it down*

“Thank you!” he says, he’s just holding a flaming knife but some of the oil drips down & gets on his fingers “bloody hell!” he then quickly pours the antidote on his hand & knife

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-03 23:59:57 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 00:38:17 UTC

*the cook just sneeks out before he could say anymore as red walked in* "So? hows it goin?"

red just sees the doctor pouring the antidote on his fingers & the knife, while bandaging his fingers “still need to make it adhesive enough to also not drip off, burned my fingers

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 00:46:37 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 00:50:02 UTC

"Oh?" *she leans against the door way* "Well everyone's off to bed except the night watch I'll let them know your working and to not bother you"

“Thanks, also could I see your sword? As to modify the oil to your sword?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 00:50:37 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 00:53:05 UTC

"sure" *she takes it out and hands it to you*

“Thank you, good night captain” *he says as the captain goes off to bed

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 00:53:46 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 00:56:39 UTC

"goodnight doc" *she calls back as she reaches the top of the stares*

*in the morning the captain finds doc slumped back asleep in his desk chair, meanwhile the sword is in its hilt propped up a a crate with a note saying “don’t lay it down on its side”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:02:20 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:16:12 UTC

"Ok" *she whispers then heads back to deck as someone shouts* "LAND HO!"

*doc just keeps sleeping below deck

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:16:55 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:18:17 UTC

*the ship docs and the crew starts unloading supplies to trade*

*doc can’t shop at the moment cause he’s sleeping, red dead remember that doc wanted custom-made glass cannonballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:19:37 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:20:37 UTC

*red runs below deck* "DOC!"

“HUH-huh what?” *doc startles awake, the bags under their eyes showing they didn’t get much sleep

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:21:25 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:23:51 UTC

"We docked!" (my ass who cant spell)

“Alright alright, why don’t ya check out your new sword? Hope you approve of it

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:24:21 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:25:16 UTC

*she picks up the sword and looks at it* "Whats new exactly?"

“Unsheathe it and you’ll see” with that doc starts walking up onto the deck & then onto the dock

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:25:52 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:27:01 UTC

*she does so after she gets up on deck*

*inside the sheathe is a pool of the fire oil, and as you unsheathe it the blade of the sword has a thin layer of oil on it catching it on fire. You have a fire sword

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:27:56 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:28:49 UTC

*she looks at it in aww as she sits by the rale of the ship*

*whokd of thought that a so called “mad scientist” that was driven out of his own town & left to drift off into the sea would be picked up by pirates & give you something like this

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:29:59 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:31:32 UTC

*she keeps looking at the sword as her crew does their usual when they dock*

*close to the time before shipping off, the doc comes back with 4 crates on his back full of Emily glass cannonballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:32:46 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:34:10 UTC

"I see you found ya glass"

“Yeah, mind helping me load these up?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:34:52 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:35:49 UTC

"Not at all" *with this she helps him as some of the crew just look at her with the look of.... is she really being nice?*

*then there’s the thought of “of course she’d favor the scientist that can make instant fire”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:36:36 UTC

New ship weapon: glass fireballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:40:26 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:44:00 UTC

(I just turned that perverted)

(Lol

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:44:25 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:45:25 UTC

(you've ruined my brain way to go T^T

(Haha) * red dead’s thoughts on the new cannonballs the ship has

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:46:31 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 01:47:54 UTC

*she thinks its a total success*

*frankly it is, it’s a huge success, just steamroll over any marines trying to Cash in your bounty with fire that can’t be put out

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 01:49:56 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 02:11:19 UTC

*after loading the cannonballs on board they set sail once again*

*and doc goes back to his office to nap

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 02:12:16 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 02:14:05 UTC

(lol

*do we encounter any ships that attack us or we raid?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 02:16:03 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 02:19:08 UTC

*its kyles job to be the enemy but hes not online >:[

*well damn, guess it’s calm seas today, anything specific going on?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 02:24:40 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 03:55:52 UTC

hmmm, idk what i want kyle to do yet -. -. are powers allowed?

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 04:02:02 UTC

(Nope ^^

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 04:02:35 UTC

(omg nice. no cheesing :D is there magic?)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 04:03:26 UTC

(-. _-. no

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 04:04:29 UTC

(kyle you should know by now if there is no power there is no magic

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 04:04:57 UTC

(just technology? :>)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 04:05:16 UTC

(And wtv atsu is o-o

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 04:06:40 UTC

(also no modern technology like no phones or laptops tvs or computers

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 05:20:01 UTC

(steam punk era)

(Well my character says their an alchemist, but their more likely just a chemist

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 13:15:16 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 15:48:22 UTC

(crystal meth? :D)

(If he knew how to make it, probably, but he’s not a drug chemist, he’s like a chemical engineer

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 15:49:59 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 15:50:28 UTC

(atsushi is the treasure i seek)

(You just want my character to make drugs for your character, don’t you

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 15:51:39 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 15:51:48 UTC

(1000%)

(:/

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 15:53:21 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 15:54:10 UTC

(:D)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:14:53 UTC

(*me regretting my life decisions* -. _-.

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:16:52 UTC

(Yeaaaahhhhhh

(WHY DOES MY UNCLES ARM LOOK SO SMALL IN THIS PIC WHEN ITS LIKE 4 TIMES THAT SIZE IRL

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:16:53 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:20:15 UTC

(*not me and my uncle matching our names... hes dread red pirate and im red dead pirate* >:D

(He looks like a redneck that would eat fiberglass

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:22:26 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:22:41 UTC

(o-o)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:25:34 UTC

(Hes a handyman... he died his hair since that pic and it made me cry bc he looks bad with any other hair color besides red T^T and that's his norm hair color red

(Lol, is Kyle doing anything are they attacking our ship or?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:26:20 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:27:15 UTC

(he makes me angry sometimes but i love him hes one of my many uncles thats waiting for the phone call saying i got kidnaped i hate to be the fucker who tries lol.... but anyways ask him

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:28:58 UTC

(KYLE GET YOUR PETTY BUTT ON HERE!

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:29:45 UTC

(im doing nothin, im innocent :D)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:30:12 UTC

(-. _-.

(Probably in a brothel, doing hardcore drugs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:31:11 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:31:28 UTC

(Lol

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:35:25 UTC

(woah)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:35:34 UTC

(well i never)

(Well hey there’s no drug laws out in the boonies of the ocean, saying that you CANT do drugs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:38:42 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:39:40 UTC

(lol true

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:40:00 UTC

(:O)

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:41:26 UTC

(I mean drug selling is pretty open, if I have the timeline right, this would be about the time that England is selling opium to china

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:42:35 UTC

do i start with a ship? .,.

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:43:06 UTC

(yeah

(Yeah I’d assume so, you otherwise wouldn’t be a pirate

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:43:14 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:44:05 UTC

like am i the captain?

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:47:44 UTC

(yes

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:48:00 UTC

(yall got discord? this would be easier on discord)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 16:48:39 UTC

(nope

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:50:45 UTC

Sob

*what is your character doing as captain of his ship, Kyle?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:51:25 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:52:06 UTC

*generally being a benevolent and kind captain, helping clean the ship at the moment*

*on the horizon you spot another ship leaving port, the port in question being a hidden pirate port

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:54:25 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 16:55:29 UTC

hmmm. *stears clear around it, docking at port*

*anything you grab while docked?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 16:56:10 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:01:57 UTC

(lol not red on that beam thing at the front of the ship just standing there as they set sail)

(It’s called the “bow”

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:02:48 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:03:27 UTC

(I didnt know that lol thx

*red dead can see another pirate ship steering clear & going into port

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:04:53 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:05:51 UTC

*red just stare down the other ship her sword ready just in case*

*they steer clear, like leaving a wide berth between the ships & going into port

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:06:54 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:07:56 UTC

*she sighs and turns back to watching the sea ahead of her*

*clear sky’s, calm waters, overall just a beautiful day out

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:08:37 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:12:19 UTC

*alcohol :D*

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:13:15 UTC

(Oh god -_-

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:13:31 UTC

*exuberant amounts of alcohol*

*lol, okay, biggest thing you buy is alcohol, when you should have probably restocked on rations, water & cannonballs but your drinking problem comes first

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:14:33 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:16:17 UTC

(*wheezing* I have 6 bottles in one hand and 7 in the other what do i have?

(A drinking problem 😂

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:16:50 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:18:00 UTC

(🤣

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:18:09 UTC

*we havent shot the cannons. and wdym rations? we have booze*

(Kyles blood-alcohol level is just through the roof

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:19:11 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:19:43 UTC

(its for the whole crew ofc -. -.)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:20:36 UTC

(lol the whole crew? god damn

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:20:51 UTC

(ofc the whole crew -. -.)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:21:14 UTC

(seafairers ussually drink more alcohol than water.)

(It’s a miracle that kyles crew is alive if they only buy alcohol & no food or weapons

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:21:41 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:22:49 UTC

(they already have food and weapons dumbass -. -.)

also the big one is my boat ^^

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:22:59 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:23:15 UTC

(they skinny af then

(Looks more like a party boat than a pirate ship

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:24:03 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:24:51 UTC

(until three levels of cannons roll out and turn someones boat to powder ^^)

(Lol, we got a secret weapon

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:25:55 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:26:04 UTC

(and some other things :>)

(our boat

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:26:50 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:27:28 UTC

chainshot will make quick work of that.

(We have a galleon, meanwhile kyle has a party boat

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:28:28 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:28:57 UTC

(that "party boat" is faster than yours.)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:29:38 UTC

(highly doubt it but ok

*do we engage or steer clear of eachother

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:29:50 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:30:02 UTC

(i dont wanna shred your pretty toy)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:30:18 UTC

(steer clear

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:30:20 UTC

(and yeah, bigger boats = slower, but stronger)

*just a fatass ship can’t even fit in the dock so they need to use a boarding board

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:32:35 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:32:50 UTC

too thic

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:33:14 UTC

*happily relaxing at the dock*

*kyle you overhear some of the dock workers talking about some anonymous chemist that weirdly enough ordered glass cannonballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:34:07 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:34:53 UTC

*swirls around theatrically* glass cannonballs?

“Uhhh yeah? Some person calling themselves “doctor” ordered glass cannonballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:35:32 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:35:59 UTC

those would simply shatter upon exit.

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:36:10 UTC

maybe to shred sails?

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 17:36:43 UTC

(*me over here jumping between rps*

“That’s the thing, he ordered them to be hollow

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:37:00 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:37:21 UTC

huh.

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:37:40 UTC

wait thats odd. they're sealed? truly weird.

“Nah nah, they have holes in the top to put something inside, think of it like a very round glass bottle

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:39:11 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:39:36 UTC

... yeah those would shatter.

“Whatever you say” *the dock workers getting back to work after taking their lunch break

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:41:05 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:41:46 UTC

*looks around* where's this doctor?

“Oh, they got on the last ship that docked here, you probably saw them as you were coming in

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:42:42 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:43:18 UTC

oh the short queer looking one?

“Wouldn’t call it queer but yeah that ship

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:44:41 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:44:58 UTC

no no... the little man

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:45:10 UTC

short. queer looking?

“Yes, that one

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:45:25 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:45:44 UTC

*walks off towards him*

(Wait, I’m confused, the ship that the doctor left on is already gone, who are you looking for?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:46:42 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:47:16 UTC

(WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY DOCKED WITH THE GANGPLANK >:o)

(Your ship docked with the gangplank, not ours, they were literally heading out as you were coming in remember?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:48:02 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:54:10 UTC

(YOU CALLED MY SHIP FAT?!)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:54:22 UTC

how could you..

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 17:54:54 UTC

*well, they're oddly still there when you return... seems like they havent done anything at all*

*our ship wouldn’t need to come back to port for multiple days, weeks, maybe even months. And what pirate in their right mind would go to the same exact port time & time again

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 17:58:31 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:00:26 UTC

(pirate ports are used by pirates as homes -. -. there arent many. and they're far apart... so simple logic says you'll come back. and ik. they stay there it seems)

*a solid 2 months go bye before you see the ship you saw last time coming in

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:06:11 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:07:59 UTC

*living life as a lush, as per usual, drinking Sake*

*kyle sees the ship coming from on the horizon line

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:09:22 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:10:17 UTC

*yawns and stands, brushing off a couple girls and walking to the dock with a swishy robe on*

*brawny musclebound men & women come off ship first, setting about on restocking rations, water & cannonballs. Not spending their entire haul on alcohol

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:12:13 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:13:06 UTC

(he didnt spend it all on alcohol -. -.)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:13:23 UTC

*walks past them, seeming to not even notice them*

(Ik, just joshing

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:13:37 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:14:46 UTC

mr. Twink?

*you don’t see anyone initially that hits you as a doctor type, maybe ask the captain where they are?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:15:18 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:16:34 UTC

*gestures for one of the girls next to me to get one of the people carrying boxes and ask where the doctor is, and they do*

They reply with “they say Nobodies is allowed in the doc’s lab except the captain & the chef

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:17:05 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:18:29 UTC

*sighs in that annoyed and snobby way* where is the captain?

“If I had to guess either below deck or in their quarters

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:19:35 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:20:12 UTC

and which door is the lab?

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:20:20 UTC

(o-o??

(We redocked after a while, kyles ship stayed at the dock the whole time and is now on our shipping asking for the captain

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:21:04 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:21:12 UTC

*walks around indignantly, looking shockingly like a peacock*

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:21:50 UTC

(*lost af*

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:22:25 UTC

(Kyle is looking for you on the ship

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:23:36 UTC

*sighs again* where's the captain of this... *looks around* ship..?

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:27:52 UTC

*red walks out of her quarters with a list and starts ordering some of the crew to go and fetch the supplies needed* "And if ya dont come back with the supplies or a good reason as to why ya didn't then no rum again and no sleep bc ya will clean every inch of the ship and the supplies! and any of ya so much as disobeys will lose your daily pay NOW GET"

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:30:31 UTC

... *snaps fingers in front of her eyes* hello?

*red sees a pompous pirate more similar to a peacock looking for someone on your ship

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:30:57 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:32:41 UTC

"What ya doin on me ship mate? aint a ship a little dirty for the likes of ya?"

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:32:42 UTC

*squawk*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:32:50 UTC

Ja it is.

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:33:05 UTC

(im jk with the squawk D':)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:34:23 UTC

"Get off me ship ya bird like man I aint got the time for ya and your fanciness"

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:34:48 UTC

wheres the little queer man with the glass balls?

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:34:59 UTC

(perfect phrasing ^^)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:35:35 UTC

*she looks him in the eyes glaring into his sole* "And why would i tell ya?"

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:36:27 UTC

(wait how tall is kyle in this rp?

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:37:36 UTC

(6'10 as ussual) *stares down at them* because...

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:37:54 UTC

*holds out cup of sake* im here to be friends ^^

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:38:25 UTC

(1 foot and 1 inch taller then red

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:39:48 UTC

"I dont make friends mate but if you here to talk to the doc i can have him brought up here" *with that she turns to the entrance to go below deck* "DOC GET YA LAZY BONES UP HERE"

*there’s the sound of footsteps coming up from below deck, and doc steps onto the deck

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:44:32 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:45:33 UTC

You :D *hands him a cup of sake too* show me about your wonderful lab ^^

“Sorry, I don’t drink” he hands it off to another crew mate “so what’s your business with my lab?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:47:31 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:48:18 UTC

D: im a fellow practitioner of sciece

“. . . Then tell me, how do you put out an oil fire?

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:48:52 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:49:48 UTC

well you suffocate it of course. best course of action is to throw alot of sand on it.

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:51:26 UTC

*red has to stop herself from laughing so she leaves the peacock and the doc to talk*

“You’re only partially right. Seriously, what do you need from me, I have more important things to do

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:52:29 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:53:29 UTC

i heard of your glass cannonballs

“What about them

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:53:44 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:54:14 UTC

what're you doping with those? they'll shatter.

“Something that I’m not required to tell you, good day *with that he starts walking away

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 18:55:25 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 18:57:45 UTC

*follows* i may be able to help

(not to interrupt but i agree with this

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 18:58:09 UTC

(Lol) “no need to, their already finished, please leave

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:01:31 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:03:43 UTC

how do they not shatter?

“They do, but not from the propulsion of the cannon, can you please leave me alone

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:04:35 UTC

a man steps in front of him looking down at him "Doc says leave and we are departin mate now scat"

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:08:36 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:11:58 UTC

if they shatter, then they would break from the cannon.

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:13:00 UTC

(-. _-. not kyle being 2 seconds away from being thrown off the ship

“Already tested that, they don’t, now GET OFF OUR SHIP, ya miniature peacock

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:13:58 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:15:17 UTC

*the guy in front of kyle grabs him throws him over his shoulders takes him to the edge of the ship and throws him onto the dock as the ship sets sail*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:17:28 UTC

*the guys hands cant find purchase on my shoulders* sheesh... dont touch me. *also kyles 6'10... that guy doesnt look down on me*

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:18:30 UTC

*the guy is also the same height but with his boots he's 4 inches taller

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:18:46 UTC

hmm. *walking off casually* im going to take them.

“???

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:19:03 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:21:02 UTC

*smiles, looking back at you by leaning my head back* the glass cannon balls ^^ they'll be mine

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:21:31 UTC

(Kyle your on the dock -_-

“Nah, not happening, bye bye

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:22:10 UTC

*with that our ship quickly leaves port

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:22:34 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:23:41 UTC

*smiles* heheh

*under his breath doc says “pompous prick

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:28:00 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:28:42 UTC

*walks over to one of the girls and starts talking to her again, resuming my normal day to day*

*does Kyle do anything after those “rats” denied handing over their glass cannonballs

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:30:52 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:31:20 UTC

*nothing that you would know about ^^*

*we literally need to know, you can’t hide info from the narrator

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:33:57 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:34:53 UTC

*ill tell you if you come back into the town .>. you never even said that you do*

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:36:11 UTC

(Bitch Im the narrator I need info >:[

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:38:36 UTC

*lemme put it this way... do you know what greek fire is?*

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 19:39:46 UTC

(a combustible compound emitted by a flame throwing weapon and used to set light to enemy ships. It was first used by the Greeks besieged in Constantinople 673–78. It ignited on contact with water, and was probably based on naphtha and quicklime.

(Basically napalm

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:40:53 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:47:32 UTC

(napalm on steroids.)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:48:12 UTC

what do boats float on? water. what makes boats sink? holes. what causes holes? burning. what makes Greek Fire burn hotter and more. water.

(Yeah but it depends on how close you are to deploy it, not to mention that because it’s a dust like substance a strong gust could turn it against you

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:53:31 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:54:11 UTC

(hehehehehe)

(What else are you hiding

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:54:52 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:56:38 UTC

eheh

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:57:27 UTC

(did yk, that ancient Wokou pirates... had broad ships. capable of having swivel mounted balista? :>)

(Just plain tell us all the weapon capability your ship has

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 19:59:14 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 19:59:41 UTC

(well i havent scienced it all out yet >:<)

(Then get too it, your ship’s basically the size of a very small city

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 20:00:24 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 20:01:23 UTC

(no it not >:O)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 20:01:35 UTC

(a small town. at most.)

CjFowk — 2023-04-04 20:05:19 UTC

(*leaves*)

*red dead, do we encounter any hostile or plunder any enemy ships

Unholytofu48 — 2023-04-04 20:06:32 UTC

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 20:06:43 UTC

(YOU GUYS HAVE A BIGGER SHIP)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-04 20:20:49 UTC

hmm, swivel balista... metal panneling under wood.

This is what kyle looks like in this -. -.

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:51:59 UTC

CjFowk — 2023-04-12 13:53:45 UTC

(o-o

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:53:54 UTC

(hs so hot ToT)

CjFowk — 2023-04-12 13:54:05 UTC

(:I

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:54:06 UTC

*anyways, i've decided what we have :D*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:54:17 UTC

Well one of the things

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:54:23 UTC

we need atsushi

CjFowk — 2023-04-12 13:54:41 UTC

(BRACKETS >:[

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:55:24 UTC

(they're actually called Parenthesis .,. these are brackets "[]")

CjFowk — 2023-04-12 13:55:40 UTC

(Did I ask?

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:56:18 UTC

(no, you didnt actually use any punctuation .,. so idk what you were ding ^^)

CjFowk — 2023-04-12 13:57:06 UTC

(-. _-. Kyles an ugly peacock *leaves*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:58:08 UTC

(ehe)

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 13:58:33 UTC

*goes out on the deck and starts having the ship cleaned*

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-12 14:00:08 UTC

(anyways, one of the things we have is a balista that shoots a bolt with a barb on it, and a chain on the back, it goes across the gap between the ship and connects them, but the best part is the fact that we have anchors on them, ready to drop into the water, so whenever we shoot it, if we drop the anchor it slows them down or even stops them, making their mobility decrease)

CjFowk — 2023-04-17 13:49:58 UTC

(Do you honestly think im going to read that?

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-17 13:50:41 UTC

(yes.)

CjFowk — 2023-04-17 13:55:20 UTC

(think again -. _-.

B1tchbo7 — 2023-04-17 13:56:15 UTC

(whats the point of doing the rp if you arent gonna do it? -. -.)

Pirates >:] by Cj Fowkes

(possibly me for the rp im not sure

WiP ^^

(most appropriate pic I could find of her

(Imma gonna join, I’m a tinkerer alchemist, that through unconventional means became a part of Daiyus crew

(Wanna RP with them?

(Meanwhile my character is legally a ghost and only goes by “doctor”

*downstairs in the ship there’s the sound of glass smashing accompanied by the shouts of “fire!”

*a crew mate bursts up onto the deck, the back of his clothes on fire, running around trying to put it out

“Idk! One of the crew broke a jar of something the doctor was working on, idk who though!

*they look prime to answer but nobody really knows who actually did it, by then the doctor had gotten back from their bathroom break “alright there we- WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLAZES!?”

*then They realize, what does the doctor mean by fire oil?

*by then the doctor was simply mopping up the resulting sludge* “it’s a new kind of armament I’ve been testing, it’s a liquid that can when given the proper components can burn for hours, not even water can put it out. Which is why I grabbed the other liquid.

(Think of it like a grease fire

“Well, yes, but you ordered that I make something for the cannons can fire at other ships

“And the thing is, we have the solution to put out the fire, the other ships don’t

“That’s what I’m getting at! The thing is I cant find any glass balls that can withstand the explosion propulsion of the cannon, might need to go to the glass shop & have some custom made next time we dock

“True, but the metal hollows cost too much, not to mention someone could drop one & start another fire

“So I’m going to pay out of pocket for glass cannonballs, that won’t shatter immediately if you accidentally drop them

“Another thing about fire oil is it LOVES sticking to metal, if given proper modifications, you could probably have a flaming sword

“Well if you wanted it that way I’d need to make it more adhesive & more slick as to not wipe off, if you want me to get started on the modifications I can get to it

“Alright, also I’ll be in deep study so could you have someone deliver my dinner please? Thank you!” *With that the doctor gets back into their lab

*red dead’s thoughts on the fire oil?

*an oil that can catch fire & can’t be stamped out, smothered or even put out with water, now THAT is a powerful weapon

“Thank you!” *he says, he’s just holding a flaming knife but some of the oil drips down & gets on his fingers “bloody hell!” *he then quickly pours the antidote on his hand & knife

*red just sees the doctor pouring the antidote on his fingers & the knife, while bandaging his fingers * “still need to make it adhesive enough to also not drip off, burned my fingers

“Thanks, also could I see your sword? As to modify the oil to your sword?

“Thank you, good night captain” *he says as the captain goes off to bed

*in the morning the captain finds doc slumped back asleep in his desk chair, meanwhile the sword is in its hilt propped up a a crate with a note saying “don’t lay it down on its side”

*doc just keeps sleeping below deck

*doc can’t shop at the moment cause he’s sleeping, red dead remember that doc wanted custom-made glass cannonballs

“HUH-huh what?” *doc startles awake, the bags under their eyes showing they didn’t get much sleep

“Alright alright, why don’t ya check out your new sword? Hope you approve of it

“Unsheathe it and you’ll see” with that doc starts walking up onto the deck & then onto the dock

*inside the sheathe is a pool of the fire oil, and as you unsheathe it the blade of the sword has a thin layer of oil on it catching it on fire. You have a fire sword

*whokd of thought that a so called “mad scientist” that was driven out of his own town & left to drift off into the sea would be picked up by pirates & give you something like this

*close to the time before shipping off, the doc comes back with 4 crates on his back full of Emily glass cannonballs

“Yeah, mind helping me load these up?

*then there’s the thought of “of course she’d favor the scientist that can make instant fire”

New ship weapon: glass fireballs

(Lol

(Haha) * red dead’s thoughts on the new cannonballs the ship has

*frankly it is, it’s a huge success, just steamroll over any marines trying to Cash in your bounty with fire that can’t be put out

*and doc goes back to his office to nap

*do we encounter any ships that attack us or we raid?

*well damn, guess it’s calm seas today, anything specific going on?

(Well my character says their an alchemist, but their more likely just a chemist

(If he knew how to make it, probably, but he’s not a drug chemist, he’s like a chemical engineer

(You just want my character to make drugs for your character, don’t you

(:/

(WHY DOES MY UNCLES ARM LOOK SO SMALL IN THIS PIC WHEN ITS LIKE 4 TIMES THAT SIZE IRL

(He looks like a redneck that would eat fiberglass

(Lol, is Kyle doing anything are they attacking our ship or?

(Probably in a brothel, doing hardcore drugs

(Well hey there’s no drug laws out in the boonies of the ocean, saying that you CANT do drugs

(Yeah I’d assume so, you otherwise wouldn’t be a pirate

*what is your character doing as captain of his ship, Kyle?

*on the horizon you spot another ship leaving port, the port in question being a hidden pirate port

*anything you grab while docked?

(It’s called the “bow”

*red dead can see another pirate ship steering clear & going into port

*they steer clear, like leaving a wide berth between the ships & going into port

*clear sky’s, calm waters, overall just a beautiful day out

*lol, okay, biggest thing you buy is alcohol, when you should have probably restocked on rations, water & cannonballs but your drinking problem comes first

(A drinking problem 😂

(Kyles blood-alcohol level is just through the roof

(It’s a miracle that kyles crew is alive if they only buy alcohol & no food or weapons

also the big one is my boat ^^

(Looks more like a party boat than a pirate ship

(Lol, we got a secret weapon

(our boat

(We have a galleon, meanwhile kyle has a party boat

*do we engage or steer clear of eachother

*just a fatass ship can’t even fit in the dock so they need to use a boarding board

*kyle you overhear some of the dock workers talking about some anonymous chemist that weirdly enough ordered glass cannonballs

“Uhhh yeah? Some person calling themselves “doctor” ordered glass cannonballs

“That’s the thing, he ordered them to be hollow

“Nah nah, they have holes in the top to put something inside, think of it like a very round glass bottle

“Whatever you say” *the dock workers getting back to work after taking their lunch break

“Oh, they got on the last ship that docked here, you probably saw them as you were coming in

by then the doctor was simply mopping up the resulting sludge “it’s a new kind of armament I’ve been testing, it’s a liquid that can when given the proper components can burn for hours, not even water can put it out. Which is why I grabbed the other liquid.

“Thank you!” he says, he’s just holding a flaming knife but some of the oil drips down & gets on his fingers “bloody hell!” he then quickly pours the antidote on his hand & knife

red just sees the doctor pouring the antidote on his fingers & the knife, while bandaging his fingers “still need to make it adhesive enough to also not drip off, burned my fingers

“Sorry, I don’t drink” he hands it off to another crew mate “so what’s your business with my lab?

a man steps in front of him looking down at him "Doc says leave and we are departin mate now scat"