It was a great day until my girlfriend broke up with me,

She kicked me out of the house,

And now i'm alone at the stump of a tree,

She even killed my mouse,

So i got my clothing thrown at me,

Along with a glass ball,

And so i yelled at her “shall i kill thee?!”

As i got hit on the head i heard voices call,

I woke up on a bus with my stuff,

I stood up and fell  back beside an old lady,

Along with a real buff guy toff!

The windows behind me were dark and shady.

The winter  was too cold with my loneliness it caused me to cry,

I knew that eventually i would die.