min yoongi. 17 hours ago Reply
tbh hard will torture me when you're this close
tracing his arms around your middle, he sinks into your embrace with the nudge of his nose to your cheek before sneaking in a little but quick peck

jung hoseok. 17 hours ago Reply 
that's how i feel like too.
lets out a content sigh as he rubs your back tenderly, cheeks glowing with the pink of valentine roses at the small kiss
you're too adorable, you know?

min yoongi. 17 hours ago Reply
he's huffing, shaking his head as he grumbles incoherently, lightly biting your cheek in vengeance.
not. cute. that's you though

min yoongi. 19 minutes ago Reply

i'm cute for you sweet cheeks < 3
i love you too

@jung hoseok. since fall is around the corner, i thought it would be cute to go on a date ya know
we could do cute couple things like eat leaves

hey hobi do you think we can become jellyfishes in our next life

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

because they're cute

i hate you.

this is also said in the tsundere's guide, which translates to 'i really like you or love you, but i'm too shy to admit it because my ego fucks my ass'

park siyeon. 3 months ago Reply

he’s exposing himself the paparazzi are out of jobs

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

that's also hobi's job. i'm laughing

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply

yeah, keep laughing

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

wow ok that got dark. gtg he's going to write in his article
'yoongi fell in love with me hahahah stupid hoe bitch i did it for the bling bling, buing buing fucker'

hobi is not pregnant. he's mine.

hi hoseok
jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

hey yoongi
min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

nice seeing you again. how are you?
jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

i'm doing as good as i can right now, i guess.
you?

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

that's great. i'm doing all good, just a bit tired. thanks for asking

i show you guys my favourite song

yoongi,, i don't actually want to get murdered,,,,,,

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

min yoongi.2:01:01 AMReply
anyways i never follow the rules, so who cares.
also taeyong is my platonic soul mate, so i can get away with anything

min yoongi.2:01:39 AMReply
none of you guys will get murdered. taeyong loves me

honestly hobi, i live to die sometimes

i saw the phattest fly today and i was about to cream my pants

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoseok... listen... that fly had the nicest and thiccest buns

seo youngho. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 3 months ago Reply

yoongi are you high

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

no i am yoongi. I am not high. that's a dumbass name

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

YOONGI IM CRYING

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

min yoongi.14:26:03Reply
hi crying, i'm yoongi

i love my name it suits me so well

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoseok that got deep way too fast... are you Okay

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

am i ever okay?

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

wow i wanna protect you hobi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

are you sure, yoongi?

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yes i am sure

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i'm dead

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

hi dead, i'm crying

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoseok stop... i'm not suppose to enjoy you this much

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

you still like it tho so heh

i think you're cute when you cry, crying

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

that means a lot coming from you, dead

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

what is this convo i'm wheezing

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

i thought your name was dead

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

oh really, i thought my name was yours?

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

HAHAHAHAH SLICK YOONGI
FUCKING SLICK

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hahaah finger hearts @ hobi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

heart arms @ yoongi

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

is this flirting. i'm a tsundere. i can't tell

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

maybe. maybe not. who knows amirite

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i can't ever tell if i'm flirting tbh

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

anyways crying, you're v cute

clut ch es his chest
what is this feeling--
oh wait i'm just hungry

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

eat hob-

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

bro you know what you can eat-

i, is dead, hobi's soulmate and--

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yoongi uchiha

pt.2

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i, uchiha yoongi, am not cute

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i, hold the mango sharingan, therefore, i am not cute

i haven't laughed this much in ages
thanks yoongi

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

you're FUCKING welcome hobi

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

you can laugh for more ages if we-

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

min yoongi.14:51:46Reply
you can laugh for more ages if we-

if we h-h-held hands?

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

I-I-I'm fucking down with that

slams fist
I DEMAND a refund on my feelings rn

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

sorry, yoongi, i don't offer refunds
only exchanges

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hobi, how bout exchange my feelings for yours

i dedicate this song to you hobi--

hey one day, near the future, when i nut, i'm going to scream out jimmy nutron 
just a heads up winkeu

idk i also heard tiddies are balls of destress, so i'm assuming ass is the same. so while i kiss you, can i squeeze yours for the extra destress boost?

it's ok i legit said to hoseok
'are you a prince because like every prince needs his throne, that can be my face' in this chat

min yoongi love go to sleep

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoseok what a creep how do you know my last name 
jk silly you know because it'll be yours one day

who would top and who would bottom
jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

idk i just go with it

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

idk either tbh

pt.2
jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

yoongi is always above me uwu

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hobi are you saying i'm topping-

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

min yoongi.13:13:30Reply
hobi are you saying i'm topping-

if u want

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hobi i'm a total godamn switch so like
if you want me to spread em cheeks, i will
but if you wanna spead em cheeks, i'm cool with that too

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

min yoongi.13:15:00Reply
hobi i'm a total godamn switch so like
if you want me to spread em cheeks, i will
but if you wanna spead em cheeks, i'm cool with that too

what a coincidence

maaaaapulseutorii

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hobi do you know it too

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

of course i know the legendary video

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ok then i'd like you to know i'm officially in love with you thank u

@jung hoseok. https://clips.twitch.tv/JazzyTangibleSpiderAliens

min yoongi. 
ilovehoseok posts | sogodamnmuch pts

we aren't dating tho

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

just mad flirting

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i just have the PHATTEST crush on him, that's all

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

are you sure it's just a crush

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

y-y-y-y-y-yes

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

aw he stuttered

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i-i-i-i-i didn't stutter FUck

peppers big phat smooches all over yoongi's face

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

cheeks specking a pink hue, pulling his lower lip between his teeth to hinder a grin
fuck, what do you think you're doing-

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

gently holds the other's hands in his, interlacing their fingers while letting his lips linger for a little while longer against his cheek
i'm giving you kisses like you wanted

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

he's lulling his lids half way to avoid the eye contact, but he finds himself flushing more when your lips leave a prolonged imprint, cheeks rapidly tingling up as his lips break out into a wide grin.
you're right. i can't ever stop smiling when you're around.

yoongi: i'm having salad for dinner. well, fruit salad. actually, it's mostly grapes. okay, it's all grapes. fermented grapes. it's wine. i'm having wine for dinner

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

kim jiho.10:38:03 PMReply
yoongi: i'm having salad for dinner. well, ass salad. actually, it's mostly hoseok's cheeks. okay, it's all of that ass. organic natural big ass. it's ass. i'm having his ass for dinner

yoongi: kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, do you want to test it out? ;) 
hobi: .....are u calling me fat?

yoongi: i'm a tsundere. i have no feelings. no emotions. no crushes. i don't like anybody. that's a fucking waste of my ti-
hobi: *walks past by*
yoongi: 
yoongi: i would fucking die for you

anyone: *giving yoongi his phone* hi it’s your boyfriend
yoongi: HOW MANY fucking times do i have to tell you that hoseok is NOT my boyfriend
also, yoongi: *takes the phone* hi baby, sunshine, my world, my everything, did you want something because i'd do anything for you i-

@min yoongi. my 8888th post for you yoongi ♡

i picked this number because when you turn the eights sideways it's the infinity sign, and it's how long i plan to spend whatever i have with you. infinity is insurmountable, and you bring me that much happiness and love. all the memories i've had with you, good or bad, they're the reason i can keep going forever. and um... i put this in my ig but i'll say it again. a promise is forever, and forever is with you.

i love you, min yoongi.

@jung hoseok. 14020 -- i dedicate this number to the amount of days you kept my dick and heart hard

hehehe u dirty sLUT

jung hoseok. 5 days ago Reply 

excuse me who tf u calling a slut

min yoongi. [A] 5 days ago Reply

fuk sorry
ur my respectable slut

jung hoseok. 5 days ago Reply 

ok to be fair tho i did say yoongi puts the ho in hoseok

min yoongi. [A] 5 days ago Reply

i also put the d in u

yeah hoseok is a bro to me
sometimes i suck his dick, but that's ok
i cross my toes and whisper 'no homo' between the times i unlatch

min yoongi.7:22:54 AMReply

damn i'd cry if i were you too. wake up in the morning and sob because wow what a blessing

yeah man what are the chances of being blessed with yoongi in your life

on a daily episode on min yoongi:
am i horny or do i just really need to go pee

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

both-

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yeah tbh more of the first when you're around

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

wow im honoured

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

jung hoseok. 15 seconds ago Reply
wow im horny too

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

you bring out the romantic horny side of me

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

the 'id usually wanna be nailed against the wall but you make me want to be screwed with rose petals'

min yoongi.7:43:16 AMReply

i'm not getting any action
my heart is tho

min yoongi.7:43:42 AMReply

that shit is being fucked in every corner of my body because of 
y o o n g i

yoongi: lol what crushes? what are tho-
hobi: *walks by*
yoongi: i cant swim but if you told me to jump into an ocean full of hungry sharks, i'd do it rn

hoseOk we aren't even official yet, but it's so hard not to kneel down and take out a ring pop

can someone call 911 but before you do that, what's the number

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

how would i know i dont own the yellow pages

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

what the fuck i'm dating a racist. yellow but not blue??

iM ACTUALLY KINDA SCARED BecaUse you like a lot of the same things??????? like how???

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i'm dead tru it's a lil creepy

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

and you live on the opposite side of where i live

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yoongi r u hoseok

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoseok r u yoongi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

but that would mean if i ever got with yoongz i'd just be touching myself

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

selfcest

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

or masturbation??

HObi i swear im not a crackhead

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

unu but we act like crackheads so no diff

jeon jungkook. [A] 2 days ago Reply

whispers h-he's right, hyung

min yoongi. [A] 2 days ago Reply

hi u lil bitch suck my ass

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

HEY THAT'S MY JOB

IM AIGHT HOBEE
just aight next to you

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

you're more than aight

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

you're more than aphrodite and adonis combined

jung hoseok. 2 days ago Reply 

you're e v e r y t h i n g

min yoongi. [A] 2 days ago Reply

r those cereal box names

is hoseok the beta or gamma or w/e the term is

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

I'M THE SUN I SHOOT GAMMA RAYS

if yoongi was a ninja...

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

bitch already ninja-ed his way into my heart he’s yoongi uchiha

nakamoto yuta. 3 months ago Reply

turns out hoseok fell in love with a shadow clone

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yeah because the real me is in between his ass cheeks

lee taeyong. [A]9:19:13 AMReply

manager yoongi: a whole ass Concept

yoongi: a manager with a whole ass

hobi: cries
yoongi: baby don't cry. what do you need?
anyone else: cries
yoongi: tape your tear ducts and glue your eyes shut

jiho-ssi, to be honest, i-i-i-i might have fond feelings for the manager-nim of blue moon

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i-i-i hope you can support us, jiho-ssi

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

is this a life of a koreaboo wow no fucking thanks

hi im dead

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

oh hey that's your husband

question what's the quickest way to die

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i'm not lettin you die tf

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

u n u but if i die i can truly become an angel

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

you are an angel without dying ok

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

jk i'm going to hell

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

LMFAO 'jk im going to hell' a mood???

HELLA CUTE

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i love

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ronald mcdonald is my husband? a concept

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

JALKFFDS

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

AHJAHKA I HOPE HOBI DOESN'T SEE THIS

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hoBI your BOy calLED u a frY clown

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

A FRY CLOWN IM WHEEZING

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

sometimes i scare myself with my timing

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

JAHKJAS DONT BE MAD AT ME

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

ok but you look like colonel sanders

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

you guys are the fast food ship

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply the fast food wars have ended

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

mcdonaldxkfc ugh ship of the century

rawr xD

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hobi....

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

taeyong don't kick hobi out

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ok but he's on Thin fucking ice

my cause of death will be you too unu

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

cause of death: jung hoseok stuck his dick too far in his ass, touching his heart and puncturing it

seo kangjoon. [h] 3 months ago Reply

'IN TOO DEEP' LOCAL NEWS, MAN SENDS HIS HOMOSEXUAL PARTNER TO ER FOR INVASIVE ANAL SEX, CAUSES ENDOCARDIAL BLEED

yoongi: let's bang.
hobi: what?
yoongi: hang, not bang, sorry bro, autocorrect sucks.
hobi: THIS IS A VERBAL CONVERSATION

me plus u
ima tell u one time cus we aren't insecure bitches

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) hobi-kun ♡

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

(*´▽`*) yoongi-kun

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

(╯_╰)
hobi-kun i... i like you ♡

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
b-boku mo anata ga daisuki desu

it's been like almost a month since he knew
i just needa ask him out

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

taebro told me to ask him when i'm boning him

imagine
me boning hobi, asking if he wanna be my boyfriend
and he says no
dick deflates

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ok but if you say yes, i'm gonna cry and my dick will also deflate

wait fuck hobi you're not even my boyfriend
i forgot

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

it's ok yoongi sometimes i forget too

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

min yoongi.12:42:33Reply
never forget about you tho baby

starts crying

jung hoseok.7:28:50 PMReply
"Close Friendship between Managers from 24H and Blue Moon"

thumbnail is me credit or debiting your cheeks

im back uwu

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

WELcome the back

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

tahNK THE You

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

uwu

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

lee taeyong. [A] 12:10:01
WELcome the back

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply
welcome hobi's back!!! i'm about to break you dw!!

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

that's the kind of welcome i signed up for

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply
wow he doesn't even mind

hahahah like i'm straight but i'd let hoseok smash

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

yeah like no homo bro

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

yeah hahah hoseok would you kiss me tho

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

yeah like french kiss but no homo y'know

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

hahhaha like if i wasn't as straight as i am right now on july 28, 2018 at 12:41AM, i would makeout with you too hahaha

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

hahhaha that's funny because sometimes i dream about you too lmaooooo

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

lmamaoaooo what really hahahah i mean i'm heterosexual, but i dreamt about you tooo hahahahah

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

ahhahaha promise me you won't tell anybody lmaooo i kinda had a wetdream about you too loool no homo bro

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

ya bro i'm not gonna say anything hahaha that's cool not like i get turned on by you or anything lmaooooo haha

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

lool sick dude lmaaao so like can we hold hands or something without it being weird hahahaha

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

yeah you know the whole interlaced fingers deal i do that with my bros all the time lol

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

lool dude that's kind of cute lmaoooo i don't kiss my bros but like lool i'd kiss you no homo

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

hhahaaha you're so funny we should makeout while holding hands or something idk lmaoooo

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

loool i'm down wanna come over tonight hahaha

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

lmaoooo that sounds like a good idea and we could have like those deep bro talks while we have a sleepover in the same bed uk like totally no homo or anything

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

lool like we can bro hug too and at midnight we can go stargazin on my roof or something ahhaha

i come back to see the most beautiful man in the world im
what is this, spawn kill?

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

sorry was i in the way of yoongi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

u w u you're second after him so

yells fron lijiang 
I love u hobi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

yells back from korea, bass boosted
i love u yoongi

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

"bass boosted"
wow baby I love edm, howd u know

anyways : ( that sharky hat took a lot of my space for my luggage hobi

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

im sorry baby i thought you'd be hugging the sharky hat scross customs u n u

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

I didn't wanna look like a soffboi hobi : (

i'm a kool man, not a cute man

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

why cant you be both

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

i'm not a gemini, i'm a pisces

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

but the pisces sign has 2 fish

kim taeyong. [A] 3 months ago Reply

im crab xD

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

c-c-cancer

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

i am water jug

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

water jug LMFASDFDGGF

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

jug hoseok

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

HOLD UP BITCH LET ME BREATHE

my photo of the bible ngl

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

would be

min yoongi. [A] 3 months ago Reply

a holy bible with a big hole through the book under the words

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

my photo of the bible would be yoongi

I'm your first for slipping past your pants

jung hoseok. 3 months ago Reply 

i intend to keep you as my only

hoseok i forgot to bring a lunch today :(

min yoongi. [A] 2 months ago Reply

then i realized my lunch was you : ((( 
stay woke

yoongi: i wanna rearrange the alphabet
hobi: : 3 to what
yoongi: i wanna put the d into u 
hobi: : 3 . . . . .

steals snow from canada

min yoongi. [A] 1 month ago Reply

JHDD WHY ARE YOU STEALING IT
I MEAN I'M HAPPY BUT WHY

jung hoseok. 1 month ago Reply 

because i want snow

min yoongi. [A] 1 month ago Reply

by the time its shipped over to u, it's water

jung hoseok. 1 month ago Reply 

but it's not just water

jung hoseok. 1 month ago Reply 

it's snow water

min yoongi. [A] 1 month ago Reply

but its just,,, water

jung hoseok. 1 month ago Reply 

it's still snoe water

(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。baby gurl what u doin (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。where ur man (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 I just popped a (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 xan, fiddy thousand in (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 japan (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*

i'll just curl up and die then

min yoongi. [A] 7 hours ago Reply

wtf hobi I BOUGHT A PENTHOUSE FOR YOU TO LIVE IN
NOT TO DIE IN

jung hoseok. 7 hours ago Reply 

dies anyway

sorry me n hobi was being freakks 😔😔😔👊🏻
jung hoseok.3:06:40 PMReply

YOONGI I SAID NOTHING IN PUBLIC
min yoongi. [A]3:07:14 PMReply

WE AINT IN PUBLIC IF THE EARTH IS OUR HOME BABY 😌😌😭❗👊🏻

min yoongi. [A]3:23:04 PMReply

fuck dat. 😤😤👊🏻

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A] 54 seconds ago Replyhooks a plastic bag in hobi's hair

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A] 47 seconds ago Reply

sniffles ur beautifu

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A] 37 seconds ago Reply

puts his phone down and starts playing "lemme take u to the movies"
jung hoseok. 31 seconds ago Reply

LIIIIIT

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:47:14 AMReply

ARE U TWO READY

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:47:55 AMReply

slams his bible down

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:48:18 AMReply

this bible sometimes burns my fingers for being Incredibly gay

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:49:44 AMReplyok
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:49:49 AMReplyflips bible open
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:49:54 AMReply

and then tosses it away

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:50:20 AMReply

we dont NEED this

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:50:58 AMReply

ok u two come up here lets do this

jung hoseok.11:51:14 AMReply

naruto runs up to taeyong
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]11:51:30 AMReply

belly flops over go taeyong
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:52:01 AMReply

you guys are Truly made for each other

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]11:52:26 AMReply

OKAY yells loudly
jung hoseok.11:52:50 AMReplyYELLS BC TAEYONG YELLED

jeon jungkook. [A]11:52:55 AMReplythis is rather a wedding i've never seen before-

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A] 3 minutes ago Reply

we're gathered here...well...sort of gathered here, today, to witness the joining of these two souls. yoongi, and hoseok. their relationship has been, interesting to say the least. very unconventional, yet full of love. the two of them, despite the downs the faced, have always proved to each other that they have nothing but the utmost love for each other. they're a couple who isn't like everyone else. and that's what makes them incredibly special. yoongi and hoseok are here today, to join together in a bond, a bond that will last a lifetime together. and you all here, are witness to this.

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A] 3 minutes ago Replyyoongi, hoseok, i hope you came with some sort of vows prepared?

jung hoseok. 2 minutes ago Reply yes somewhat

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A] 2 minutes ago Reply

this is your time to say those vows. go ahead. m

jung hoseok. 13 seconds ago Reply 

​yoongi, hi.
i have the papers ready and for sure they'll go through this time...i can't wait for our marriage license to get certified.
​​i will never let you go, not ever again. you mean the world to me. and i know i said that getting married won't change anything between us, but there will be changes. we will grow, as individuals and as a unit, to better ourselves and make up for each other's flaws. that's the most i'll ask for, because it's already a privilege to be on the receiving end of your insurmountable love, to be able to smile this much because of you​. ​after all this time, your name, your last name, will really be mine, and i promise that it stays that way forever​. ​
i promise to love you, and only you, as i have all this time since the first moment we met being the biggest goofs we could be.​ even right now the way we're getting married, seriously, it'll never change​.
i promise, that even through the mountainous highs and the lowest of trenches, i will remain unmoved from your side.
i promise to protect you from harm,​ even from me if i have to, because you're the most precious person i've ever met.

but you know what? all these are just different ways of saying three words: i love you. forever and always. because a promise is forever, and forever is with you.

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:08:43 PMReply

hey hoseok.
it's weird calling you that other than the pet names, but that'll now be framed on my paperwork beginning today.

I could have never imagined that my bitchass would have gotten married at this age, let alone ever in the future. but life granted me another chance to become a better person from my previous screwups and here you came in my life-- not like a wrecking ball but a ball of grace that you are. 

being apart from you taught me to cling onto you tighter and appreciate a minute as if it was a year with you. I can never stress that these months being with you were the best months i've ever had. you've helped push me into the best person i could be and with that.. 

I promise to love you even when the hard days comes by again and tries to pull us apart.
i promise to cherish you and take care if you when you just need that extra boost
I promise to continue to exchange memes and weeb shit with you--
but on the serious side, i promise to protect you and support you even if it breaks my bones when the tides get too rough. 

and i love you too, but like i chant it again like a mantra-- it'll never reach the depths of how i actually feel for you and these days forward.

kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:12:16 PMReply

wipes his tears and pops back up
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:12:34 PMReplynow that the two of you have said your vows, we'll move on to the good stuff.
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:13:00 PMReply

min yoongi, do you take, jung hoseok to be your husband?
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:14:33 PMReply
ohfuckfuckfck
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:14:35 PMReply

i do.
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:15:16 PMReply

okay, and jung hoseok, do you take min yoongi to be your husband as well?
jung hoseok.12:15:36 PMReply
i do.
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:16:06 PMReply

now we switch rings!

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:16:27 PMReply

shit he said i do
jung hoseok.12:16:32 PMReply

sdlhjf fuk the rings
jung hoseok.12:16:50 PMRepl

oH i found the newSpaPER ONES
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:16:55 PMReplythis
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:16:58 PMReply

isn't a normal wedding
jung hoseok.12:17:35 PMReplywait shit how do you put rings on again
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:17:47 PMReply

slip it on the fingy

jung hoseok.12:18:17 PMReplyGRABS yoongi's hand gently while sobbing
jung hoseok.12:18:34 PMReplyand puts a ring on it like beyonce said

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:19:08 PMReply

holYFUCK ITS NOT PAPER

jung hoseok.12:19:23 PMReply

OFC IT AIN'T I BOUGHT EM
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:21:45 PMReply

HOLY FUVK
jung hoseok.12:22:30 PMReply

i thought i had the other pair but i think i mixed up the boxes ANYWAY
surprise
jung hoseok.12:24:06 PMReply

custom-made silver bands :')
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:24:34 PMReply

SJSHF HOBI

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:25:45 PMReply
honestly you dont need to get me anything for me to be happy
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:25:58 PMReply

BEING MARRIED IS A HUGE ASS RING

jung hoseok.12:26:22 PMReply

bawls
min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:26:54 PMReply

ENVELOPES HOBI INTO HIS ARMS WHILE SNIFFLING

min bartholomew mason jar yoongi. [A]12:26:56 PMReply

i love u
jung hoseok.12:27:35 PMReply

cries and clings onto yoongi
i love u too
so much
kim ulysses buchanan taeyong. [A]12:27:49 PMReply

by the power invested in me i now pronounce u guys husbands!!!!!!!!!!

hobi hobi hoOObi
min yoongi. [A] 8 months ago Reply 

hoooobi
boooobi
heh
min hoseok. 8 months ago Reply 

yes darling?
min yoongi. [A] 8 months ago Reply 

nothing. you just make me happy