https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y en-us 2018-04-25 21:56:47 UTC 2023-03-30 06:32:13 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/icons/Pumpkin.png alejitamoreno888 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255450432 The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' 
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' 
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

]]> 2018-04-25 21:56:47 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255450432 damarin3006 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255451874 hi guys two heads are better more that one]]> 2018-04-25 22:07:00 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255451874 ingridaguirre1998 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255470977 -Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" 
*His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
-Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."]]> 2018-04-26 00:28:36 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/255470977 juansantiagolozanogarzon https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256276390 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him...]]> 2018-04-29 06:40:11 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256276390 erikanbp https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256310202 A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?" ]]> 2018-04-29 15:12:45 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256310202 danna_2712 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256348402 What do you call a pile of cats?
- A meowtain.]]> 2018-04-29 22:18:56 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256348402 paulagaitan0 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256352648 A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

]]> 2018-04-29 23:06:02 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256352648 ZullyDay https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256378921 A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.'
The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.']]> 2018-04-30 02:13:40 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/256378921 ingridpilatunas https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/257059971 Teacher:   Today we’re going to talk about tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,”   which tense is it?    Jhon:  It is obviously the past tense!]]> 2018-05-01 23:01:11 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/257059971 carito15_17 https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/257063647
Hey, and your country is safe?

- Very safe. I'm sure they rob you, cheat you or kidnap you ...]]> 2018-05-01 23:32:02 UTC https://padlet.com/alejitamoreno888/mosz9ny6wa4y/wish/257063647