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         <description><![CDATA[<div>my dad will go through the roof<br>my mom will send me to the moon <br>let's raise the roof<br>we are stuck here forever<br>i'll never win<br>nobody will ever like me<br>i fell and i'll never get up<br>this hole is never ending<br>i could sleep for a day</div>]]></description>
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         <title>You&#39;re dead meat</title>
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         <title>You are as fast as the flash!!</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>If I don't get pop tarts I'm going to die!!<br>This is taking a hundred years!!<br>My dog eats everything!!<br>Your louder than a truck!!<br>I have said that a million times!!</div>]]></description>
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         <title>SSB</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>You're as white as the snow.<br>Mondays are the WORST.<br>This is as hard as steel.<br>You're smarter than Einstein.<br>You're prettier than a flower.<br>You're stronger than Thanos.<br>You're qu</div>]]></description>
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         <title>Im so happy I could dye</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>it takes me forever to do my homework<br>you are big as a whale<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>i&#39;ve been waiting forever</title>
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         <title>this car ride is taking for EVER</title>
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         <title>this is so good I could die</title>
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         <title>J i used a million tissues today</title>
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         <title>they&#39;ve been here forever</title>
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         <title>ive been here for a million years</title>
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         <title>this is lighter than a feather</title>
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         <title>I will lock my self in my room </title>
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         <title>I&#39;m STARVING</title>
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         <title>This is the best day of my life!</title>
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