Whom very much hated the dog

 The dog peed on him

The dogs name was tim

And the frog jumped off the log

But to be fair i didn’t have a clue on what's a haiku

I know what i did wasn’t right

And i wanna say that i’m sorry for i what on i said in my mind

i hope you can accept my apology

And as they say, the truth will set you free.

He read in all crannies and nooks

With his big,round glasses

He taught reading classes

And he got lots of appreciative looks

Who decided to eat a tortilla. 

The tortilla was old 

And had black mold 

She then had diarrhea.

Then a student gave her sass

She wrote up the kid

He pushed her down till she slid 

She fell and ran away really fast  

Although sometimes Im a fool

I could use a chart

Maybe then Im smart

I will start to use my tools

When she was exploring she found a mouse She went to go on vacation

But couldn’t find the right location

But she likes to wear an ugly blouse

So I decide to go somewhere to lay

I felt a little dizzy

It was very busy

So I started to feel a little gray

And crashed in a pile of spike.

He bounced with a "bong!'

then danced with a coin,

And shouted, OW! that hurt

Lost with doubt and fright

Left in the dark with no light

All her battles weren't actually really there

She felt hope and for once despair

I walked to where there was a clang

My brother had fell

All he did was yell

I walked out making sure there's no more tangs

Busy bees swarming all about 

Rainbows in the blue sky

No worry in sight

Just love and happiness at the end

Who dreamed he could dance on a shoe.

He tried a quick spin,

But fell in the bin,

And meowed, “Next time, I’ll try two!”

Who often forgot where he’d come

He’d stare at a door

And then scratch the floor

Saying, “Being dumb sure is fun!”

They said It went to her head

She kept wanting more

but soon she became such a bore 

Her husband took her bread, His name was ted

But in the kitchen, she was told, “Step Back!”

She growled at the man

Kitty clawed at Stan

And took her prize, a yummy drumstick

He was carving a white, wooden birch

The pastor shooed him away

And threw at him a chunk of clay

Screaming about the poop on the perch

with a cane and a well-known limp.

But then once through town,

with no girls around,

he went – with a hop and a skip!

– until I met a wealth-reared banker.

In the middle of town,

I hosed him right down,

and made all his money clangor.

Who looked like sloth sid

He was also quite smelly

And he had a big fat belly

Make fun of him they did

He got to the beach and decided to say

"Oh my stars I love this sun!"

He wanted to have so much fun

Before he was stabbed on the bay

with their clothes, tears they are drying.

I jumped out the box,

and scared off their socks.

So now the last laugh is mine!

Yet when he got one, there was no joy

With a sigh and a cry he wept

Only being content when it was wrecked

I suppose he just likes to destroy 

He plays guitar and went on tour

He made made many new friends

But his best friend is brendon

He knew brendon since grade four

The bat wished he could skip too 

The bats wing flapped quickly

The bats face turned sickly 

But it's all good because the bat turned blue.

But somehow  it did not bounce back 

Instead it landed in a nest

A loud squawk came out, stressed

And a bird came out with a smack

With a voice that was raspy not quack

He'd caw at the dawn

From the old neighbors lawn

Then steal all the snacks in his sack

spilled a potion in his morning tea

he grew a new nose

and six extra toes

which made buying socks very tricky

I listen to it daily a lot of times Holly.

I listen to it on Holly on SiriusXM.

I  like it a lot because  it is calming.

I watch tons of insta reels

I have a problem

scroll to the bottom

I keep seeing so many seals

Would study till hours past eight

Whit chips by her slide

And notes open wide

She passed every test feeling great!

who enjoyed to eat his peas

He once ate a whole can

Then joined the Klu Klux Klan

Who made him switch over to beans

There he dreamed about a dog in the day

Who was talking to a kickin chicken

In a bearhug by a bear named Bobby

Finally the cat woke from his nap

Pile of rocks are piled in the way

The pathway is blocked in your way

Soon that time might come that day

running behind a small rat

He wanted to get it

He could not forget it

But the rat hid under a mat

Who, yes, I acknowledge, was fat

But he loved to eat food

And I wanted no feud

So that was the end of that.