BHGN Jokes padlet by https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7 Made with laughter en-us 2020-12-09 23:13:28 UTC 2025-10-01 13:59:00 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f41d.png Fly jsheehan48 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1004412241 What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk]]> 2020-12-09 23:25:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1004412241 Julian Chen julichen2 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1293988937 Why did the silly guy throw away the guitar he got for Christmas.

Because it had a hole in it

]]> 2021-03-10 16:59:13 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1293988937 snake nolakappen https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294013241 What does a snake learn in school?
                Hiss tory

- Nolan, 5th grade, Mr Joe

(´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª
]]> 2021-03-10 17:03:11 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294013241 Joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294114399 Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.]]> 2021-03-10 17:19:33 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294114399 Nadia Thompson https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294644163 Here's my ok joke...

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs!]]> 2021-03-10 18:53:14 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1294644163 Basketball jsheehan48 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1295127016 Why isn't it very nice to sit next to a basketball team when they are eating? 
They dribble a lot.]]> 2021-03-10 20:42:51 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1295127016 Bert W. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1295292232 Q: What did the sand say to the ocean?
A: High tide]]> 2021-03-10 21:34:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1295292232 RoomC5 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1296174566  How does Darth Vader like his toast? 
On the dark side.]]> 2021-03-11 03:24:14 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1296174566 Science Joke gracnewlin https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1299361717 Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

-grace]]> 2021-03-11 17:48:18 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1299361717 St. Patrick's day joke: Aarav aarajohn https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1299831111 Q: What did the leprechaun say after the soccer game?
A: Game Clover!!]]> 2021-03-11 19:17:17 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1299831111 Tara's Joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300163055 Q: What color is the sun and wind?

A: The sun rose and the wind blue]]> 2021-03-11 20:35:43 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300163055 Tara's other Joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300184038 Q: What happened when the grape got squeezed?

A: It let out a little wine.]]> 2021-03-11 20:41:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300184038 Chase H. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300201377 Why does the bee have gel in it's hair?        Because it's going to jr hive

]]> 2021-03-11 20:46:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300201377 Yash Wadhawan https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300418921 Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon

Because it was full]]> 2021-03-11 21:57:43 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300418921 joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300420144 Q. what do you call a pig that knows karate? A. a pork chop!]]> 2021-03-11 21:58:09 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300420144 q:Why did the seagull fly over the sea not the bay https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300498706 a:it did not want to become a baygul

-Omeed]]> 2021-03-11 22:32:08 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300498706 Kate & Troy STICKLE https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300596007 why should you never fight SANTA???

because he has a black belt ]]> 2021-03-11 23:20:58 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300596007 s: Why do fish live in salt water? https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300611838

    Because pepper makes them sneeze.                                                                                  ]]> 2021-03-11 23:29:00 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1300611838 Where does the skeleton not go? https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1303503057 The living room]]> 2021-03-12 17:24:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1303503057 Mr Sal's kitten joke jsheehan48 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1303953122 2021-03-12 19:07:17 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1303953122 What day of the week were most twins born https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304016271 Twos-day ]]> 2021-03-12 19:23:21 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304016271 TROYS joke B7 classroom https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304284177 Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Ya. 
Ya_who?! 
It sounds like somebody is excited! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]> 2021-03-12 20:51:03 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304284177 Tara https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304324646 Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one! :)]]> 2021-03-12 21:07:43 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304324646 Tara https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304330815 Q: Why was the farmer famous?

A: He was outstanding in his field.
 ]]> 2021-03-12 21:10:22 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304330815 Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304701746 Q:What is the weather in mexico?


A: Chili today, hot tamale]]> 2021-03-13 01:40:47 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304701746 Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304708985 Snake #1: Are we venomous? 
Snake#2: Yes, why do you ask? 
Snake #1: I just bit my tongue!]]> 2021-03-13 01:48:07 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1304708985 Nadia Thompson https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1313046898 Here's my joke:
Q: If you cut me you cry, what am I?
A: An onion

]]> 2021-03-15 22:41:25 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1313046898 Azra Yukler https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1323360825 What did the girl say when she stepped in the mud with bare feet? Oh no now my feet are dirt-y

Hope you enjoyed it :)]]> 2021-03-18 01:18:50 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1323360825 Emma (Ms. Bersano's 3rd grade class) https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1323607628 What kind of apple isn't an apple? An apple iphone]]> 2021-03-18 02:58:50 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1323607628 What do you say to the disco ball disco dance!!! https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327318219 🚨]]> 2021-03-18 19:29:32 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327318219 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327383939 How do you do the tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!! Chloe Zamansky mrs milos ]]> 2021-03-18 19:47:10 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327383939 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327411969 What did the bee say to the daffodil? Hey bud when do you open]]> 2021-03-18 19:54:50 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327411969 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327422345 What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you got some problems (Chloe Zamansky second grade Mrs. Milos)]]> 2021-03-18 19:57:50 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327422345 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327493342 What do you do when you lose your bowling shoes when you are playing bowling? You get a spare]]> 2021-03-18 20:19:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1327493342 Myra Bagora 2nd grade Mrs.Milos https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1330031394 How do you throw a space party? 

you planet!!!]]> 2021-03-19 14:41:08 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1330031394 Yash Wadhawan https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331146631 Where does a secret agent live?

In a secret place]]> 2021-03-19 18:52:32 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331146631 What did the water say to the otter.... water you doing here anyways🤣😂🤣 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331160697 2021-03-19 18:56:37 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331160697 Chloe Zamansky second grade Mrs milos https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331182975 How does a bird break into a bird feeder? With a crow bar!!!!!]]> 2021-03-19 19:02:56 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331182975 Myra Bagora 2nd grade Mrs.Milos https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331457279 What does Dracula say


Fangs for nothing ]]> 2021-03-19 20:43:31 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1331457279 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1339286141 Q: what is a whales favorite horn?A: a blow horn]]> 2021-03-22 17:35:53 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1339286141 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1340142130 Q: what happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?A: he got ticks]]> 2021-03-22 20:48:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1340142130 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1340181220 Q: why is 6 afraid of 7 A: because 7-8-9]]> 2021-03-22 21:01:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1340181220 another version of my old joke (Emma Luo Mrs. Bersano's class) https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1341130547 What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple]]> 2021-03-23 04:08:37 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1341130547 Tara https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1344275154 Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?

She wanted to see time fly!

😁（*＾-＾*）]]> 2021-03-23 17:32:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1344275154 This is a riddle not a joke. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1344586913 there is a person in a hotel room who cant sleep. she picks up the hotel telephone, dials a number, and then hangs up before they even answer. after that she went right to sleep. Who did she call?

She called her next door neighbor because they were snoring to loud so she called him to wake him up so he would stop.]]> 2021-03-23 18:29:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1344586913 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1345829048 Q: what do you get when you cross snow and a vampire? A: frost bite!]]> 2021-03-24 01:28:51 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1345829048 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1348717923 Q: why are four-legged animals bad dancers? A: because they have two left feet!]]> 2021-03-24 16:00:56 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1348717923 What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1348840444 cheese!!!!!!!!!

]]> 2021-03-24 16:22:40 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1348840444 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1349452832 What do you call a gorilla wearing earplugs? Anything you want he can’t hear you]]> 2021-03-24 18:16:41 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1349452832 A joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1350544704 Q: what room do ghosts not like?

A: the living room! 

-Elijah b.]]> 2021-03-25 00:04:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1350544704 Also a joke! https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1353403202 Q:what do you  call  a train carrying bubble gum?

A: A  chew-chew train!]]> 2021-03-25 15:18:47 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1353403202 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1353549106 Q: what building is easy to lift? 
A: a lighthouse]]> 2021-03-25 15:44:09 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1353549106 Beta F. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1354803083 What happened when a mouse took a bath?
He came out squeaky clean. ]]> 2021-03-25 19:56:13 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1354803083 mystery person https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1357847016 2021-03-26 16:03:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1357847016 Bee Funny! https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1357884592
why are fish so smart?

A: because they live in schools!

hope you got a good laugh!
-Kyna M]]> 2021-03-26 16:11:37 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1357884592 Myra bagora https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1360531925 What do you call candy that sings?

Candy Wrappers!!]]> 2021-03-27 23:47:43 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1360531925 Azra https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1364484299 What do you call a sheep when they did bad stuff?

A baaaah-d sheep . XD get it]]> 2021-03-29 15:15:53 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1364484299 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365178041 Why did the turkey cross the road?to prove it wasn’t a chicken ]]> 2021-03-29 17:52:54 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365178041 Summer https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365584616 Q. What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A. The letter "m".]]> 2021-03-29 19:37:35 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365584616 Summer https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365599122 Q. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

A. because she needed to draw blood.]]> 2021-03-29 19:42:15 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365599122 Summer https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365603034 Q. What type of sandals do frogs wear?

A. Open-Toad]]> 2021-03-29 19:43:32 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365603034 Summer https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365608922 Q. Why did the M&M go to school?

A. Because it wanted to be a Smartie!]]> 2021-03-29 19:45:12 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365608922 Summer https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365612896 Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.]]> 2021-03-29 19:46:24 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1365612896 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1378245468 Q: why didn't the moon eat?
A: because it was full]]> 2021-04-02 15:38:24 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1378245468 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1388108103 What starts with a P, ends with an E and has billions of letters in it?
A Post Office!

-Kyna
(>_<)


]]> 2021-04-06 16:50:46 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1388108103 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409380794 Q: what time is it when a elephant sits on your bed?
A: time to get a new bed]]> 2021-04-12 20:41:09 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409380794 Zara Nikam https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409386431 Q: where do cows go on the weekends?
A: to the moo-vies]]> 2021-04-12 20:43:14 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409386431 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409509521 Q:What do you give a lemon that is sick?
A: Lemon-aid]]> 2021-04-12 21:32:34 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1409509521 Summer summeryqxu https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1413334007 Q. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

A. Because each play has a cast!]]> 2021-04-13 18:07:51 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1413334007 Summer summeryqxu https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1417117191 Q. What do you call a fish without eyes?

A. A fsh.]]> 2021-04-14 15:50:38 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1417117191 What do you call a wet bear? https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434596316 A drizzly bear]]> 2021-04-19 18:23:20 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434596316 what is a messy hippo? https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434613891 A hippopottamess]]> 2021-04-19 18:26:34 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434613891 Andrew D. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434651903 Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho cheese (not your cheese)]]> 2021-04-19 18:34:16 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1434651903 Joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1444489599 Q: Where do Elephants pack their things?
A: In their trunk!

]]> 2021-04-21 20:27:43 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1444489599 Karl https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1469754231 Q:What kind of key can never unlock a door?   
  
 A:a monkey]]> 2021-04-28 15:55:05 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1469754231 Aaron https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1478813433 Q. Why did the football player rob  the bank?
A. Because he wanted to get his quarter-back!

]]> 2021-04-30 15:54:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1478813433 Aaron https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1478860199 Q.Why did the strings never win?
A.Because it tied too much.

]]> 2021-04-30 16:04:09 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1478860199 joke https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1487446282 What do cats wear to sleep? 

Answer: Pawjamas]]> 2021-05-03 22:26:17 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1487446282 a bee joke!! https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1493026966
Q: What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? 
A: a frisbee]]> 2021-05-05 09:12:59 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1493026966 Ethan https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1519613728 Q: Why are lungs angry?
A: Because they are in a cage.]]> 2021-05-13 00:39:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1519613728 Sahil https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1521143088 Q: What did the treble staff say to the base staff when it sang a silly note?

A: You are such a treble maker!]]> 2021-05-13 14:19:27 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1521143088 Penn https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522296626 Q: Why did the two elephants have to leave the beach?
A: Because they only had one pair of trunks.]]> 2021-05-13 18:39:35 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522296626 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522423904 What do you call a cow with two legs? lean meat ]]> 2021-05-13 19:15:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522423904 Ilona Decoin https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522450520 Q: why did the math teacher right the math problem on the window.

A: Because she wanted the math problem very clear. 

]]> 2021-05-13 19:23:30 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522450520 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522453274 Why can’t you give frozen a balloon she will let it go]]> 2021-05-13 19:24:17 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522453274 Elias https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522461037 Q: What is worse then a worm in you apple

A: half a worm in your apple

]]> 2021-05-13 19:26:42 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1522461037 Xavier https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1523020179 How does a scientist freshen his breath? With experi -mints!!!]]> 2021-05-13 23:50:15 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1523020179 Anne https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1525042184 Q why do monkeys not play cards in the jungle 
A Because there are too many cheetahs  ]]> 2021-05-14 15:29:34 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1525042184 Alexis https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1525407456 What does 27 bananas 7 strawberries 4 apples and 8 oranges = A a fruit salad ]]> 2021-05-14 16:53:35 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1525407456 Akanksha https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1526117074 Q: How do bees go to school
A: On a school buzz]]> 2021-05-14 20:19:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1526117074 Akanksha https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1526136713 Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder A: to reach really high notes]]> 2021-05-14 20:28:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1526136713 Akanksha https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1527149722 Q: Why was the mathbook sad?
A: It was filled with to many problems!]]> 2021-05-15 15:01:08 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1527149722 Room C05 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1532773334 Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: A Toy Yoda]]> 2021-05-17 18:59:11 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1532773334 Oren https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1533279520 Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A:You go on a head,I'll hang around.]]> 2021-05-17 21:58:21 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1533279520 Julia https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1537466069 Q:What does Ben Franklin say on  Halloween?
A:Elec-trick or treat ]]> 2021-05-18 20:38:48 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1537466069 Andrew D. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1540908681 Q: Why did Thomas Edison invent the lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the dark!
(this is true)]]> 2021-05-19 18:27:52 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1540908681 Andrew D. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1540922811 Q: Why did the football player rob the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!]]> 2021-05-19 18:31:28 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1540922811 Room C05 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1558808482 Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me.]]> 2021-05-25 18:17:49 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1558808482 Leah W. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1559420070 Q: What did the tomato say to the other tomato in a race? A: Ketchup! ]]> 2021-05-25 22:01:59 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1559420070 Minjae's joke minsko https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1559647319  
Q :What do you call a Sun's son?

A: A son - shine!!

]]> 2021-05-26 00:19:48 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1559647319 Leah W. https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1563252801 Q: what did the baker say when he found the dough? A: I kneaded you!🤣😂]]> 2021-05-26 23:57:41 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1563252801 room C05 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1565675228 Q:Why was the hart kicked off the band?
A:It skiped a beet.]]> 2021-05-27 15:59:26 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1565675228 Room C05 https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1568924765 Why did the the granny knit 3 socks?

the grandson grew a foot. hahahahahahhaha]]> 2021-05-28 15:59:15 UTC https://padlet.com/jsheehan48/lqxkw4i2hmvf24s7/wish/1568924765