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(#= Fabulousness)

Similar to The Periodic Table of the Elements, The Periodic Table of Emojis is organized in order of ascending number. For the elements, this number represents its number of protons; however, for the emojis, the number left of its name indicates the emoji's level of fabulousness (obviously, this is a numeric quantity!).

The number below each's emoji's name is Avg. Uses each second(AUES), which communicates how often the emoji is used per second- similar to the atomic radius of each element. AUES decreases top to bottom; this occurs because the more fabulous emojis(which have lower numbers) are, by definition, more attractive than less fabulous emojis(higher numbers) , and thus are used more frequently. This contrasts The Periodic Table of the Elements, where atomic radius increases top to bottom - because as you move down a column, elements have more shells and thus larger radii. 

Similar to that of atomic radius, AUES decreases left to right, because the further left you are, the more fabulous emojis are. Atomic radius decreases left to right as well; as you move right across a period, the number of protons increase while the number of shells stays the same, thus the nucleus has a stronger pull on the electrons and the electrons stay closer to the nucleus.

This Periodic Table of Emojis does not represent Age or Pixels. Age works similarly to Ionization Energy - increasing from left to right and decreasing top to bottom. The number of Pixels an emoji has increases top to to bottom and left to right; this is unlike electronegativity, which increases left to right and decreases top to bottom.

Similarly to Transition Metals, Hipster Transition Through Space and Time Emojis start in Column 3 and do not follow the trends set by the other "mainstream" emojis.

Column 10 features the Conceited Emojis - the hearts - which think they are better than all the other emojis and thus are used less (because no one wants to be associated with snobs, no matter how cool they are). Though they follow the trends for uses per second and fabulousness, their uses per second significantly decrease from the emoji immediately left of it.

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(My sources were in-class notes and homework. Images credited to Google Images.)