Wow, ok...unfollow now by Dylan Walker

Walker's Tweet Example

walkerd45 — 2021-10-12 13:34:38 UTC

REALLY?! I was a big fan of your work. But then you steal my food, drink my wine and then blind me?! Hope u have a nice trip home! #sorryNOTsorry

@suitor

walkerd45 — 2021-10-12 15:37:14 UTC

hippity hoppity,ur wife is gunna be my property #deviouslick

AndrewB book 9

brekkand000 — 2021-10-12 15:50:45 UTC

You eat my snack I eat your pack #yummymeal

Michael L

2021-10-12 15:52:07 UTC

so a great place to spend a vacation loved it. then one of the local residents lowkey ki11ed 6 of my friends and im not really for it. great view though. 2/5 on yelp.

Bella J Tweet 2

jarviisa0001 — 2021-10-12 15:52:08 UTC

REALYYYYY???????? I provide and c are for you on this nice ship and you act like a fool and fall of the roof and brake your neck.... #crewgonewild

Davis R book 9

2021-10-12 15:52:28 UTC

Help. Im addicted to lotus #adulting

PhilipS Book 9

2021-10-12 15:52:34 UTC

Eat some lotus, else you'll be bogus.
#gordonramseyratemydish

Book 9 Brock B.

2021-10-12 15:53:49 UTC

UGH I can't believe the employees here. They went berserk on us just because of a tiny little eyeccident. We had to escape with their FOOD. Never coming back here. #Sheeptrain

Eden L. Book 9

2021-10-12 15:54:13 UTC

Notice!! Don't eat their food they don't like it very much #stuckinacave #lasthourofmylife

Addison C Book 9 Tweet 1

charpadd000 — 2021-10-12 15:54:44 UTC

All these islanders know how to do is eat lotus, steal my men, and lie #Borninthewrongdecade

Bella J Tweet 3

jarviisa0001 — 2021-10-12 15:55:28 UTC

Dont you just LOVEEEEEE when you show up somewhere and all of your friends have turned into pigs, cause sameeeee. #oinkoink

PhilipS Book 10

2021-10-12 15:55:49 UTC

Come and dine, else I'll turn you to swine!
#peopleforpigs

Tweet #1 Liz M.

mchuteli000 — 2021-10-12 15:55:51 UTC

NO MAN should ever stay on this island, the staff can't even take a burning toothpick to their eye, smh
#cycLOSSmybusiness

Abby W. Book 10

2021-10-12 15:56:22 UTC

Okay, yikes... I really thought you were being nice to us with all that food and charm. Turns out it was a lie. Drugs that turned my guys into hogs? Really not cool, man. That's illegal. Might call the cops.
Edit: It's ok guys, she turned them back and now they all look really good. Plus she's giving us food and bathes and shelter. Please stop trying to cancel her, guys.

BOOK 9 LUELLA F

2021-10-12 15:56:24 UTC

what did you expect? you stabbed a stake into the only eye that dude has #openyoureyes

AndrewB book 10

brekkand000 — 2021-10-12 15:56:25 UTC

What a giver my man is for giving a bag full of wind to this guy so he can zoom home in time for supper #Speedyboy

Tweet #1 Mady R

2021-10-12 15:57:18 UTC

Book 9-REALYYYYY??????? You break into my space with your men, so I killed them. Then you decide to stab me??? #Icantbetrusted

Fruma

2021-10-12 15:57:44 UTC

Lotus is yummy i eat it for food yum yum #yum

Stella J book 9

2021-10-12 15:57:58 UTC

bro, found this cool cave. decided to chill for a bit. was chilling until two of my crew got devoured. then we got held captive. 10/10 dont recommend #cyclopsarentcool

Bella J Tweet 1

jarviisa0001 — 2021-10-12 15:58:11 UTC

Does ANYBODYYY here at anything besides fruit? this is getting annoying real quick...

Amanda S. Book 9

2021-10-12 15:59:19 UTC

SERIOUSLY!!! How much does this dude have to like himself to talk about some "sad but courageous" story of his to these people. HE JUST KEPT GOING ON about some stupid lotus eaters and then somehow some cyclops got in there. LIKE HOW MUCH DOES THIS DUDE LOVE HIMSELF!! #selflove #speakingthetruth

Michael L T2

2021-10-12 15:59:19 UTC

so im kinda on the fence on this one. this evil chick did turn me into a pig against my consent which is kinda questionable but it had an even better view. also one of my friends fell off the roof, but no one liked him anyways. 3/5 #Mondays

Audrey F 10

2021-10-12 15:59:40 UTC

She turned my crew into pigs and gave us drugs might never want to leave.😘 #mommy #girlboss

Katelyn W book 9

2021-10-12 15:59:45 UTC

I ate a goat it was pretty good.... later that day someone ate me.
#Afterlife

Davis R book 10

2021-10-12 16:00:51 UTC

this place sucks. Mom come pick me up. #MarrigeStuggles

Fruma 10

2021-10-12 16:01:46 UTC

Aiolos had a family of 12 children #birth

Eden L. Book 10

2021-10-12 16:01:51 UTC

Why is everyone offering me drugs. Like what do you expect me to do deny them? #don'tdodrugskids

Vince R Tweet 1

2021-10-12 16:01:56 UTC

This place lowkey sucks, this plants good tho. Maybe this place ain't so bad. #neverwannaleave

Preston D Book 9

2021-10-12 16:01:57 UTC

Just stole this guys goats then stabbed him in his only eye. What a loser. #bozo

Tweet 2 Liz M

mchuteli000 — 2021-10-12 16:02:07 UTC

Anyone in need of some good winds? Hmu. NO REFUNDS !
#wind4sale

Addison C. Book 10 Tweet 2

charpadd000 — 2021-10-12 16:02:08 UTC

me and the boys pigging out at Circe's place tonight #unculturedswine #saturdaysarefortheboys

Gavin H. Tweet 1

2021-10-12 16:02:13 UTC

Im on the drug unit in health class. havent heard anything about lotus yet...

Jazzy K- Tweet 1 Book 10

2021-10-12 16:02:26 UTC

Not my favorite vacay...I'm a pig now ig. Hopefully I don't get eaten, but at least I'll taste good #justgotturnedintoapig #whereisthemud #oinkoink

Ailie C Book 9

2021-10-12 16:02:39 UTC

New fav food= lotus. You've GOT to try it sometime
#obsessed

PhilipS Book 11

2021-10-12 16:04:27 UTC

she gave me an option: live with me or die! #i'dratherdie

Tweet#2 Mady R

2021-10-12 16:04:27 UTC

YOU TURNED MY CREW INTO PIGS????? Thanks though....#youhadmeatbacon #bacontastesgoodbutnotmycrew

AndrewB Book 11

brekkand000 — 2021-10-12 16:04:37 UTC

NAWWWWWW a god really got mad at some guy for blinding his son. HE THENNN said that a completly different dude is going to go home get his wife back and then come back and please the same god #tocontrolling

Stella J book 10

2021-10-12 16:05:12 UTC

my men got turned into pigs today. i like... actually had to fight someone to get them changed back. SO MUCH WORK. you're welcome. #imahero

Abby W. Book 9

2021-10-12 16:05:17 UTC

Okie dokie, big guy. I get it. You know, I was on your side until you went and sent my entire fleet of ships off course. For your information: you landed us in some sketchy drug addict central. Thanks a lot. Now half my crew is going down an undesired path.
#WhatdidIdo? #plzhlpme

Scarlett K. tweet 1

2021-10-12 16:05:21 UTC

ARE YOU FR??? You try to cure me but then you send me death threats and tell me I will always be blind, also make me lose all my companions #whyyougottobelikethat

Taylor Y Book 9

2021-10-12 16:05:23 UTC

This lotus stuff is pretty good you guys should try it out #Ad #Sponsor #ineedmoney

Book 10 Brock B.

2021-10-12 16:06:30 UTC

DO NOT trust this man with your precious gifts he will waste them like a FOOOOOL. He'll come crawling back and ask for even more this man is a waste of time. He can't even work a simple bag. #Ninny

Rhio F book 9

fayrhi000 — 2021-10-12 16:08:01 UTC

Eating people is way better than going out in the world and pretending to like them. #cyclopslife

Davis R book 11

2021-10-12 16:08:09 UTC

dead people are so greedy #ImagineDying #loser #GetAlife

Anna W Tweet 1

2021-10-12 16:08:25 UTC

So you eat my men and then get mad when I take revenge by blinding you?
#overreacting

Vince R Tweet 2

2021-10-12 16:08:52 UTC

Boss left his bag, bouta get rich. Update: It wasn't money...
#robberygonewrong

Michael L T3

2021-10-12 16:08:54 UTC

#Roadtrip im on my way bb, see you soon 😘

Jazzy K- Tweet 2 Book 9

2021-10-12 16:09:33 UTC

OWW. This is totally unfair, it's not my fault those people looked tasty!! Well now I guess I have to learn braille! #myfatherwillhearaboutthis #whereishe

Katelyn W book 10

2021-10-12 16:10:12 UTC

My men got turned into pigs today.....I know WOW! but good thing that dude didn't kidnap them too because that would make him a ham burglar.
#GotHambushed

Tweet #3 Liz M

mchuteli000 — 2021-10-12 16:10:50 UTC

Just saw my dead mom :( 5k likes and I'll bring her back to life!
#mommyissues #mothersday1200BCE

Audrey F 9

2021-10-12 16:11:29 UTC

Just blinded a cyclops im the best #nonosequences #Iwontregretthisever

PHILIPS Book 11

2021-10-12 16:11:48 UTC

summoned a dude. he drank some blood and offered it to my dead mother. #nothxplz

Tweet#3 Mady R

2021-10-12 16:12:10 UTC

GUYS.........She gave me the greatest option of all times!!!!!!!!!! LIVE OR DIE.....dang.......thats a really hard decision to make. 🤬.... #MAYBEBOTH???? #FRDEPENDSTHOUGH

BOOK 10 LUELLA F

2021-10-12 16:13:02 UTC

who wants bacon???

Book 11 Brock B.

2021-10-12 16:13:16 UTC

I just love talking with the spirits!! It's really an eye opening experience and you can get great advice :). You will always get a bad one though :/ had to see the ol mother. #summoning #ritual

Gavin H. Tweet 2

2021-10-12 16:14:09 UTC

everyone is a pig. at least they dont taste that bad. #i<3bacon

Vince R Tweet 3

2021-10-12 16:14:58 UTC

Gotta get out of this place some casper wanna be just pulled up. Didn't know it was halloween.
#nicecostume

Addy R-Book 9

2021-10-12 16:15:07 UTC

Guys I'm on a new diet, goat! You should try it sometime.

Abby W. Book 11

2021-10-12 16:15:25 UTC

i saw the ghost of a crewmate that we had lost in action. Turns out he fell off a roof and died. lol what a loser.
#gladurofftheteam #good2seeuman #iwouldnever

Eden L. Book 11

2021-10-12 16:15:46 UTC

Brooo these dead guys got some crazy stories, like y u not want to have glory and u'd rather see ur son again but really didn't want to see mom like yyyyyyyyyy? #chillinwithhades #myegoisnotthatbig #notamomma'sboy

Evelyn A Tweet 1

2021-10-12 16:16:13 UTC

Just tied up a couple of my men again. I guess they never learn.
#peoplethesedays

Stella J book 11

2021-10-12 16:16:17 UTC

i was told that i would get home and reclaim my wife?!?! AY?!?!? but i was told not to touch the flocks of the yellow thingy in the sky. like whats stopping me? huh? nothing? my point exactly. #rebel

Scarlett K book 10

2021-10-12 16:17:24 UTC

Hey Circe. You are bacon me crazy #baconboy

Anna W Tweet 2

2021-10-12 16:19:09 UTC

I try to take a quick nap after the long journey, and you decide to screw everything up and get us pushed out to the middle of the sea? We were almost home! #nothelpful

BOOK 11 LUELLA F

2021-10-12 16:19:22 UTC

long time no see mom! did you start that diet? you look fab💅

Jazzy K- Tweet 3 Book 11

2021-10-12 16:19:24 UTC

Don't be shy...tell me some more about how you died- NOT. Ugh, can't people take a hint that I don't care. #imbetterthaneveryone #annoyingppl #getouttahere #depressingsight

Linden K tweet 1 book 9

2021-10-12 16:20:14 UTC

thinking about the time i passed a bunch of guys eating food and sobbing on the beach
#same #mentalhealthmatters #vacay #depressed

Katelyn White book 11

2021-10-12 16:20:41 UTC

We lowkey haven't made any progress. After how long? Like seriously? im not even being dramatic im shookith this boat is so NOT LIT!
#bettercallanuber
#NOwifi
#BoatlifeIsNotFormMe
#lovetheland

Rhio F book 10

fayrhi000 — 2021-10-12 16:21:30 UTC

I wonder if pigs want to eat us when they're hungry #achin´4somebacon #bacon4breakfast

11 fruma

2021-10-12 16:21:41 UTC

tried reaching for some grapes they died #die

Addy R- Book 10

2021-10-12 16:22:17 UTC

wow circe........ pigs? really? #smh #baconmecrazy

PhilipS

2021-10-12 16:22:41 UTC

Dead people like animal blood. #notscary@all

Davis R book 11

2021-10-12 16:22:59 UTC

dead people are so greedy #ImagineDying #loser #GetAlife

PhilipS

2021-10-12 16:24:31 UTC

#messingwithspirits2getadvice

Addy R- Book 11

2021-10-12 16:26:19 UTC

hanging with spirits #toocool #youwishyouwereme #boo

Davis R book 9

2021-10-12 16:27:00 UTC

one of my men fell of the roof and died #LMAO #Could'ntBeMe
#loser #WalkerPleaseReadMyPost

Scarlett K book 11

2021-10-12 16:27:36 UTC

My moms a ghost but its not Halloween yet... #celebratingearly

Ailie C Book 11

2021-10-12 16:28:36 UTC

#iseedeadpeople

Addison C. Book 11 Tweet Three

charpadd000 — 2021-10-12 16:29:48 UTC

Just met the queen of the underworld #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss #slay

Linden K tweet 2 book 10

2021-10-12 16:30:28 UTC

Love my brother! #socute #siblinglove

Gavin H. Tweet 3

2021-10-12 16:31:15 UTC

dead people drink thick kool aid

Jada D. - Book 9

2021-10-12 16:34:17 UTC

We just wanted some food… you took it too far by saving us for your next meal so I took It one step further and BLINDED you!! That must be fun for you good luck seeing. #greedy #worthless

Jada D. - Book 10

2021-10-12 16:35:11 UTC

Not cool guys.. when will you learn??!! First of all you had the audacity to even think that I had gold or something… Well now you started a storm! 🤣 #disappointed #naughty 🙄

Jada D.- Book 11

2021-10-12 16:35:40 UTC

Wow… Now you’re telling me all my friends have to suffer because he can’t see?! He only had one eye anyways… #emotional #annoyed

Linden K tweet 3 book 11

2021-10-12 17:08:35 UTC

hangin' with my dead mom :/ #livinglife #yolo

Eden L. Book 11 (extra)

2021-10-12 18:20:54 UTC

Is this a remake of beetlejuice? Dead mom? #musicalvibezz #I'maSoprano

Sasha H Book 9

2021-10-12 22:35:39 UTC

HELP I GOT BLINDED BY "NOBODY"!!! #sos#sendhelp

Ailie C Book 10

2021-10-13 00:11:11 UTC

LIFE UPDATE: just got turned into a pig. idk what to do now
#imsoBOARed

Preston D Book 10

2021-10-13 01:08:22 UTC

The free food sure was good, but being turned into a pig was not my favorite. #wouldnotrecommend 2/10

Rhio F book 10 (2nd tweet)

fayrhi000 — 2021-10-13 02:31:04 UTC

All men are pigs, I´ve got the pics to prove it #girlpower

Rhio F book 10 (3rd tweet)

fayrhi000 — 2021-10-13 02:32:51 UTC

Hope none of these men had kids waiting for them at home #sonofbaconator

Rhio F book 11

fayrhi000 — 2021-10-13 02:36:20 UTC

Doesn't everyone just love family get-togethers #fridaythe13th #halloween #contactingspirts #mommyissues #deadmom #familybonding #yolo

Amanda S. book 10

2021-10-13 23:19:37 UTC

wow you think your cool to keep all of the goods for yourself in you bag that "no one else can touch" come on now!!! #sharethelove #prideislies #givethegoods

Preston D Book 11

2021-10-14 00:57:19 UTC

Dead people are pretty cool #spookyseason

Anna W Tweet 3

2021-10-14 17:58:13 UTC

Just hanging out in the underworld talking to all the dead people about how they died, including my mother.
#hangingwithhades #deadpeoplerock

Sasha H Book 10

2021-10-14 23:41:39 UTC

My crew just ruined everything bc they "didn't trust me"?? They fr just took my bag of wind gifted from THE GODS, and sent us the opposite way from Ithaca...#imsodone#justwannagohome

Sasha H Book 11

2021-10-15 02:31:36 UTC

Dont u just LOVEE going to the underworld and seeing a bunch of dead people?? cuz same. #deadppl#underworld#renunion??

Brooke M book 9 tweet 1

2021-10-15 16:07:50 UTC

Don't you just love when your friends leave you in a cave with a stick in your eye just because you are getting hurt by craft and not main force #pleasesendhelp

Brooke M book 10 tweet 2

2021-10-15 16:12:47 UTC

Anyone else wondering how Odysseus knew exactly what his friends said even though he was asleep??? #whatsupwiththat #kindaconfused

Brooke M book 11 tweet 3

2021-10-15 16:17:07 UTC

No one thought to bury me really? I fall off a roof and yall just leave #Ineedbetterfriends

Brooke M book 10 extra

2021-10-15 16:25:03 UTC

*Oink oink* well this was unexpected, anyway you can hurry up and make us human again? *snort* #notfun