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         <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>1. Riddle:</strong> What has to be broken before you can use it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> An egg<br><br><strong>2. Riddle:</strong> I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A candle<br><br><strong>3. Riddle:</strong> What month of the year has 28 days?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> All of them<br><br><strong>4. Riddle:</strong> What is full of holes but still holds water?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A sponge<br><br><strong>5. Riddle</strong>: What question can you never answer yes to?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Are you asleep yet?<br><br><strong>6. Riddle:</strong> What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The future<br><br><strong>7. Riddle:</strong> There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.<br><br><strong>8. Riddle.</strong> What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A promise<br><br><strong>9. Riddle:</strong> What goes up but never comes down?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your age<br><br><strong>10. Riddle:</strong> A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> He was bald.</p><p><strong>11. Riddle:</strong> What gets wet while drying?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A towel<br><br><strong>12. Riddle: </strong>What can you keep after giving to someone?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>Your word<br><br><strong>13. Riddle:</strong> I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A barber<br><br><strong>14. Riddle:</strong> You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> All the people on the boat are married.<br><br><strong>15. Riddle:</strong> You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The match<br><br><strong>16. Riddle:</strong> A man dies of old age on his 25 <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1035465/marynliles/birthday-quotes/">birthday</a>. How is this possible?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> He was born on February 29.<br><br><strong>17. Riddle: </strong>I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A bank<br><br><strong>18. Riddle:</strong> What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> An echo<br><br><strong>19. Riddle:</strong> The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>Darkness</p><p><strong>Riddles for Kids</strong></p><p><strong>20. Riddle:</strong> David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> David<br><br><strong>21. Riddle:</strong> I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your shadow<br><br><strong>22. Riddle:</strong> What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A piano<br><br><strong>23. Riddle: </strong>What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your right elbow<br><br><strong>24. Riddle: </strong>What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A chalkboard<br><br><strong>25. Riddle:</strong> What gets bigger when more is taken away?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A hole<br><br><strong>26. Riddle: </strong>I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your breath<br><br><strong>27. Riddle: </strong>I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Yarn<br><br><strong>28. Riddle:</strong> Where does today come before yesterday?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The dictionary<br><br><strong>29. Riddle:</strong> What invention lets you look right through a wall?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A window<br><br><strong>30. Riddle:</strong> If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A secret<br><br><strong>31. Riddle: </strong>What can’t be put in a saucepan?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> It’s lid<br><br><strong>32. Riddle:</strong> What goes up and down but doesn’t move?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A staircase<br><br><strong>33. Riddle: </strong>If you’re <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1157722/michellehaag/running-quotes/">running</a> in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Second place<br><br><strong>34. Riddle: </strong>It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your name<br><br><strong>RELATED: </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/944584/parade/trivia-questions-for-kids/">Trivia Questions for Kids</a></p><p><strong>Funny Riddles</strong></p><p><strong>35. Riddle:</strong> What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A potato<br><br><strong>36. Riddle:</strong> What has one eye, but can’t see?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A needle<br><br><strong>37. Riddle:</strong> What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1108788/kelseypelzer/christmas-tree-origin/">Christmas tree</a><br><br><strong>38. Riddle:</strong> What has hands, but can’t clap?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A clock<br><br><strong>39. Riddle:</strong> What has legs, but doesn’t walk?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A table<br><br><strong>40. Riddle:</strong> What has one head, one foot and four legs?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A bed<br><br><strong>41. Riddle:</strong> What can you catch, but not throw?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A cold<br><br><strong>42. Riddle:</strong> What kind of band never plays <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1239349/michelleparkerton/music-quotes/">music</a>?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A rubber band<br><br><strong>43. Riddle:</strong> What has many teeth, but can’t bite?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A comb<br><br><strong>44. Riddle:</strong> What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A deck of cards<br><br><strong>45. Riddle:</strong> What has words, but never speaks?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A book</p><p><strong>Related: </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1258849/marynliles/halloween-riddles/"><strong>75 Halloween Riddles</strong></a></p><p><strong>46. Riddle:</strong> What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A fence<br><br><strong>47. Riddle:</strong> What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A stamp<br><br><strong>48. Riddle:</strong> What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A glove<br><br><strong>49. Riddle:</strong> What has a head and a tail but no body?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A coin<br><br><strong>50. 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         <description><![CDATA[<p>he just couldnt resister </p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p>crayon-berry sauce.</p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p>a collection of tall tales</p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p>3 blind mice.</p><p><br/></p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p>Because of all the racquet!</p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p>If you say yes you have no life ngl XD </p>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>51. Riddle:</strong> What building has the most stories?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The library</p><p><strong>52. Riddle: </strong>What tastes better than it smells?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your tongue</p><p><strong>53. Riddle: </strong>What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A deck of cards<br><br><strong>54. Riddle:</strong> It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Corn<br><br><strong>55. Riddle: </strong>What kind of coat is best put on wet?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A coat of paint<br><br><strong>56. Riddle: </strong>What has a bottom at the top?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Your legs<br><br><strong>57. Riddle: </strong>What has four wheels and flies?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A garbage truck<br><strong>RELATED: 101 </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/940913/parade/funny-quotes/"><strong>Funny Quotes</strong></a></p><p><strong>Math Riddles</strong></p><p><strong>58. Riddle:</strong> I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Seven<br><br><strong>59. Riddle:</strong> If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?<br><strong>Answer:</strong>&nbsp;Nine<br><br><strong>60. Riddle:</strong> What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> One, two and three<br><br><strong>61. Riddle:</strong> Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?<br><strong>Answer:&nbsp;</strong>Five—each daughter has the same brother.<br><br><strong>62. Riddle:</strong> Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Neither—they both weigh a ton.<br><br><strong>63. Riddle:</strong> Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> None. He has three sisters.<br><br><strong>64. Riddle:</strong> Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> They are a <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1207228/kelseypelzer/grandpa-names/">grandfather</a>, father and son.</p><p><strong>65. Riddle:</strong> The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/living/december-holidays-observances">December</a> 31; today is January 1.<br><br><strong>66. Riddle:</strong> A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Three<br><br><strong>67. Riddle:</strong> A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead<br><br><strong>68. Riddle:</strong> If there are three <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1330308/bethlipton/types-of-apples/">apples</a> and you take away two, how many apples do you have?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> You have two apples.<br><br><strong>69. Riddle:</strong> A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1045384/marynliles/family-quotes/">family</a>?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Four sisters and three brothers<br><br><strong>Related: 101 </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/966564/parade/fun-facts/">Fun Facts</a></p><p><strong>Word Riddles</strong></p><p><strong>70. Riddle:</strong> What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>Short<br><br><strong>71. Riddle: </strong>What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> An envelope<br><br><strong>72. Riddle:</strong> A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter&nbsp;and 12 remains. What is it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Dozens<br><br><strong>73. Riddle:</strong> What would you find in the middle of Toronto?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>The letter “o”<br><br><strong>74. Riddle: </strong>You see me once in June, twice in <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/living/november-holidays-observances">November</a> and not at all in May. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The letter “e”<br><br><strong>75. Riddle:</strong> Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>The letter “r”<br><br><strong>Related: </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/964027/parade/would-you-rather-questions/">Would You Rather Questions</a></p><p><strong>76. Riddle:</strong> I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Also the letter “e”<br><br><strong>77. Riddle: </strong>What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> NOON<br><br><strong>78. Riddle:</strong> Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The word “not”<br><br><strong>79. Riddle:</strong> What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>Chicago<br><br><strong>80. Riddle:</strong> I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be. What word am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Few<br><br><strong>81. Riddle:</strong> What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?<strong>Answer: </strong>Stone</p><p><strong>82. Riddle:</strong> What is the end of everything?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The letter “g”<br><br><strong>83. Riddle: </strong>What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Queue<br><br><strong>84. Riddle:</strong> I am a word that begins with the letter “i.” If you add the letter “a” to me, I become a new word with a different meaning, but that sounds exactly the same. What word am I?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>Isle (add “a” to make “aisle”)<br><br><strong>85. Riddle: </strong>What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Heroine<br><br><strong>Related: 101 </strong><a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1024249/marynliles/funny-puns/">Funny Puns</a></p><p><strong>Really Hard Riddles for Adults</strong></p><p><strong>86. Riddle:</strong> What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Silence.<br><br><strong>87. Riddle:</strong> What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A river<br><br><strong>88. Riddle:</strong> Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> The river was frozen.<br><br><strong>89. Riddle:</strong> What can fill a room but takes up no space?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> Light<br><br><strong>90. Riddle:</strong> If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://parade.com/1045449/marynliles/smile-quotes/">smile</a> and I’ll always smile back. What am I?<br><strong>Answer:</strong> A mirror<br><br><strong>91. Riddle:</strong> The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?<strong>Answer:</strong> Footsteps<br><br><strong>92. Riddle: </strong>I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?<br><strong>Answer: </strong>A key<br><br><strong>93. Riddle: </strong>People make me, save me, change me, raise me. 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