Today's Jokes by Joann Uzzardi https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs Post a joke here. Let's laugh today! en-us 2020-04-15 02:26:38 UTC 2020-08-05 03:52:18 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f602.png Joke 1 juzzardi https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507607343 Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept.]]> 2020-04-15 02:30:28 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507607343 Joke 2 juzzardi https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507608299 Why did the cat get detention at school?

because he was a cheetah..]]> 2020-04-15 02:31:33 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507608299 Joke 3 juzzardi https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507612766 Why did the hamburger look sad?

Because it's grounded beef.]]> 2020-04-15 02:36:39 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507612766 joke 4 juzzardi https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507613417 What do spiders eat with their hambugers?

French flies...]]> 2020-04-15 02:37:21 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507613417 Where do pencils come from? magalyc5889 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507634799
Pencil-vania.]]> 2020-04-15 03:03:29 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507634799 Today at the bank an old lady asked to check her balance. magalyc5889 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507637438
So i pushed her over]]> 2020-04-15 03:06:55 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507637438 What did the traffic light say to the car? magalyc5889 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507638643
Don't look i'm about to change]]> 2020-04-15 03:08:32 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/507638643 Joke nataliel1306 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508364721 I invented a new word. It's called Plagiarism!]]> 2020-04-15 12:34:11 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508364721 So one day I was with freinds and they said say something illegal and I said me me me I got one and my freind said " ok something else " and I got mad. fernandoo6711 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508424750 this was not a true story :)]]> 2020-04-15 13:07:22 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508424750 Minecraft joke jareda4343 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508443178 Why didn't the chicken cross the road....... 
Because he saw steve with sword. ]]> 2020-04-15 13:16:11 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508443178 knock knock joke gabrielam8411 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508449556 knock*, knock* | you
whos there?    | person
Tank. | you
Tankwho? | person
Your welcome! | you]]> 2020-04-15 13:19:12 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508449556 What did the beach said to the tide when it came in? https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508457517 Long time, no sea.]]> 2020-04-15 13:22:43 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508457517 knock knock gabrielam8411 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508458391 you: knock* knock*
person: whos there?
you: doris
person: doris who?
you: Doris is locked, that's why i'm knocking]]> 2020-04-15 13:23:07 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508458391 Joke itzelc3008 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508466845 What did the rock say to the ruler, you rock, the ruler answered back with telling the rock he rules.

Inspired by a shirt I had.]]> 2020-04-15 13:26:59 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508466845 Why didn't the orange win the race? https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508473667 It ran out of juice!]]> 2020-04-15 13:30:05 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508473667 Why did the boy eat his homework? ashleys5341 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508513804 Because his teacher said is was a piece of cake.]]> 2020-04-15 13:47:58 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508513804 joke alexandrac7907 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508685008 what did the RV say to the other RV 
RV there yet

]]> 2020-04-15 14:56:50 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508685008 Joke emilyg4051 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508687454 Knock, Knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind.... it's pointless.

]]> 2020-04-15 14:57:49 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508687454 you:*knock*knock* alexandrac7907 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508757545 person:who's  there?
you:nobody 
person:Nobody who 
you:
person:NOBODY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
person: OOOOOOOOOH

]]> 2020-04-15 15:24:57 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508757545 What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? jaydenr5953 https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508945627 Frost bite!]]> 2020-04-15 16:41:40 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508945627 Why are frogs akways happy ? Beause they eat whatever bugs them. https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508955395 2020-04-15 16:45:13 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/508955395 what do you call a dog with no legs https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/512921357 don't matter what you call him he won't come ]]> 2020-04-17 14:02:10 UTC https://padlet.com/juzzardi/jy2x7nqdi9vv01vs/wish/512921357