COMPOUND SENTENCES: PARAGRAPHS by Sofie Harsha

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-27 21:01:24 UTC

PLAYERS:

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-27 21:26:26 UTC

THE COMPUTER

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-27 21:26:29 UTC

Ms. Harsha

THE COMPUTER

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-27 21:32:54 UTC

I don't know how to whistle, and I don't know how to dance. I guess I could learn how to dance, but I am lazy. There are a lot of things I don't know how to do; however, it doesn't bother me. Nothing really ever bothers me, so it's a shame I can't whistle to show how unbothered I am by anything.

COMPOUND SENTENCES

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-29 14:57:06 UTC

contain two simple sentences joined in one of three ways:

1. COMMA/CONJUNCTION (FANBOYS)

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-29 14:58:25 UTC

Everyone likes going to the movies, but nobody likes to pay for it.

SEMICOLON (SUPERGLUE)

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-29 14:59:29 UTC

I am a very good student; I never come to class late.

SEMICOLON/CONJUNCTIVE ADVERB/COMMA

sofie_harsha1 — 2016-01-29 15:00:31 UTC

I took the trash out late; consequently, the garbage can is still full.

Feel the Bird

2016-02-02 17:14:42 UTC

No one really knows why, but birds are excellent bakers. The best bird chef is Penelope; she likes making the bird cupcakes for bird warriors. The bird warriors enjoy the treats, but they wish she would make brownies. Penelope doesn't like brownies, but she does like cookies. She sometimes steals cookies; her large pelican beak is a perfect hiding place.

Monogatari

2016-02-02 17:16:03 UTC

I don't care about this contest, because grades don't matter to me. George contributed nothing to the previous contests, but he still wishes to get very good grades. He is working on his VHS course now; therefore, I wish him good luck on that. He is done with that now, but he still refuses to work with me. I want Mr. Johnson to take him away, so that he will come back and say, "Hey daddy, I'm wrong."

SWAMP DONKEYS

2016-02-02 17:16:57 UTC

Kurt is a radiator repair man and a licensed sloth. He went out in the swamp; in fact, in daylight. Once Kurt got into the backside of the swamp, he cracked a brew, because he just tackled a Siberian snow leopard. Kurt did this so he could wear the cape to dinner that night and he was recognized as the swamp ranger. On his way to dinner in the crusty ol' diesel he was stopped because the drunk construction workers dumped a full load of clay in the road.

Group Two

2016-02-02 17:18:22 UTC

It's Tuesday, and I am very tired. My eyes are open, but my mind is not. The collective hours of sleep I got last night I could count on one hand, but I am still alert. I hunger for the Milano; I haven't had enough sustenance this day to keep myself awake. Hopefully, when I get home, I will get to sleep, but until then I am here.

Diesel

2016-02-02 17:19:06 UTC

I came to school late today, and I had to buzz in. It was -40 degrees and I had to wait for the door to unlock. People walked by, and they awkwardly stared at me. I have been at this school for 5 years; they know me. The door buzzed, but locked quickly; therefore, I was left in the cold.

losers

2016-02-02 17:49:53 UTC

I never eat breakfast because I always get up late in the morning. I have to eat so much food during CT because I get so hungry. I can’t eat anything for lunch; however I get really hungry by the end of school. I eat so much food at dinner so I can’t fall asleep until two in the morning. I would wake up really late the next morning and the cycle continues.

Pescadores

2016-02-02 17:58:12 UTC

Daniel is a great fisherman; he is always eating good. Daniel always tells me that the fish are better in Colombia, but that is not true. American fish have more flavor, and Colombian fish are small and tasteless. Daniel doesn’t like to go ice fishing as much as I do, but that’s ok because it doesn’t matter what he wants. I recently bought a new fishing pole, and while using it I caught a huge new fish.

Mei Mei

2016-02-04 15:10:36 UTC

My name is Andrew, and I have carried my group. The other one in my group has done nothing but speak Chinese to me all class; its very bad Chinese, and I understand none of it. I should probably get back to sleep; however, sleeping will inhibit my ability to continue writing marvelous sentences. Sleeping is great, but I can't always sleep. Like in class, I have trouble getting away with it; teachers think sleeping doesn't allow me to listen to their lectures. They are wrong, but I can't really defy them.