Rumors About People by Peridork

Log Date- 7152 -Back Porch

peridork11 — 2016-01-28 14:34:09 UTC

Ah, the back porch. The one place all of the students of our lovely school go to for... Blowing off some steam... Most of us enjoy the outdoors, while others go there because they have no control. "But there is a camera up there on the wall!" Yeah, only does anyone see them coming to control the madhouse back there? No. The facilitators probably don't even peek! They obviously know that they can't control it. Hey, if I had to monitor a bunch of animals, I would give up the minute I'm hired. I would say for them to send someone back there, even a drone would be pretty nice, but God! I go in there seeing screaming, crap being thrown, and some are playing the worst rap music ever. Take it from a former troublemaker, I've seen worse, but if any of you want to stay with freedom at school, I recommend you take it down a notch. End Log.

Log Date- 7153 -Groups

peridork11 — 2016-01-28 14:52:11 UTC

Now, if you aren't new to this school, I'm sure you are in a group. Let's start with the trendy groups. Ugh, where do I even begin? This group has issues. They are obsessed with their phones. I can go on Facebook, go on one of their pages, and it shows them taking selfies and making stupid gaming references. I mean, I've made a few references in my lifetime, but I don't do it constantly. Not only that, but these people take selfies, post them to their Instagram, and hope that some cute guy (pedophile) will see it and luv (kidnap) them. Behold people, the mind of a teen! Now let's talk about the weird groups. Honestly, they aren't bad. I mean, they cuss a lot, talk about random crap, but aren't as stupid as the other groups. I don't even think I can rant about them that much! How about the smart kid groups? I can't rant about these guys much either. They can help you with your homework, but I've seen a few idiots include them in a group just to help them with homework. It's selfish. Lastly, let's mention the gamer groups. And here is where I rant again. When chatting online, these people like to roast others. And by roast, I mean shower them with insults. And if you fail to roast them back, they say either "rekt" or " I'm too MLG for yew." Rekt? What the hell? Your momma so stupid she didn't teach you how to insult! Anyway, I'm done with my rant. End Log

Log Date- 7154

peridork11 — 2016-01-29 15:28:10 UTC

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I have written a sad little story based on my life. I will post the link here, okay? End Log.

Log Date- 7155 -Rant

peridork11 — 2016-02-25 23:37:12 UTC

Holy shit. I usually don't cuss on here but damn, what the ever-loving shit?! Today, I was at lunch, minding my own fucking business, when some E-Coli Bird Bitch decided to sit with me. Now, since she was a new girl, I didn't think much of it, but after a few weeks, it got pretty fucking annoying. Now, before you all attack me for being an ass, let me tell you something. I was eating lunch with her. I suddenly felt...uneasy? I didn't know what came over me. Feeling bad, I looked down at my feet. And that's when all hell broke loose. There was a fucking scar on the girl's foot. Yes, I have scars, but it just sickened me. I got up, disgusted and made an excuse to sit on the pot. I clutched my head in pain. What the hell? Why did I suddenly hate this girl? It was as if a vampire bit my neck and cloned me. This feeling of anger overcame me. I went over to the seat I formerly sat in and grabbed my shit. The girl was still sitting there. She was eating. I didn't really want to be near her, so I left her in the back porch. I knew I was being mean, but I suddenly felt depressed. Then the girl followed me. I started to walk up the stairs. She followed. I figured she was just doing it because we were going to the same place. The next day, I went to the nurses office. I just came from PE and had a massive fucking headache. I saw the girl a distance away from the window, possibly looking for me. Sure enough, when I left, she followed me again. Now, to this day, I avoid her like the plague. I need help... End Log.

Log Date- 7156- Dress Code Busters

peridork11 — 2016-07-29 19:20:39 UTC

Okay, I know this video is old by now, and I'm sure nobody watches it anymore, but I decided to take a trip down memory lane and watch it today. God, did I ever regret it. It was still as dumb as always.

(Flashback)

I was in advisory doing my thing, when one of my sixth grade friends emailed me a video. And I smiled, thinking she sent me another rupphire thing, but boy, was I wrong. It was a dumbass video about the dress code. Besides it being painfully stupid, it was a waste of my time. Nearly four minutes of my life that I will never get back. It made me wonder why the facilitators even try to enforce the rules when they know that there's always that one fucker that breaks them?

After a few minutes of thinking, I commented on the video. "As a student of this school, I am rather disappointed that someone would like this." And as expected, I got a lot of hate. So I commented more. More hate. However, I didn't give up until I made my point. But after a few minutes, I couldn't keep up. I needed reinforcements. SO I sent the video to my friend Gilbert. Together, we finally ended the war and also stated the fact that Kendall's dress was above her knees. Hypocrite.

This is what I conclude from the video:

Them: Love it! Me: Hate it!

Them: Beautiful! Me: Terrible!

Them: Like it! Me: Fuck it!

Peridork, Facet five, end log.