The cap, now a collectors item, has been used to hide his bad hair days. "It's not acceptable, no" said Mr Taylor when questioned, "but we all agree that a bad hair day is even more unacceptable."

"Chef and Lis have been very understanding but, as the saying goes, if the cap fits, you have to wear it."

Commenting, CEO Lis said; "We will miss the cap greatly. It's been a consistent feature in the office over the last couple of years and we would like to thank it for the contribution it has made to Liquid's culture.

"Oh Adam? Oh yes, I believe we'll miss him too."

ENDS

Adam’s Farewell

Adam’s off, he’s leaving soon,
His cap’s been on from morn till noon.
A marketing whiz, he knew the game,
And in great hair, he made his name.

The weekly updates—always a hit,
Now who will write them? Who will sit
At the desk, with style so neat,
And rock that cap? Who will compete?

Liquid’s losing a legend, it’s true,
But we’ll remember the work you’d do—
The catchy lines, the clever spin,
And that hair—could it be your secret win?

Good luck, Adam, as you go,
Just don’t forget us, cap in tow!

I don't know if you know this, but I now live by the motto WWAD (what would Adam do) when writing my social copy. 9 times out of 10 it's "ask Chaz", but sometimes I come up with a cracker that I know you'd be proud of 😉

I'm sure Dominic Littlewood will be in touch with you soon!

Will miss my silly pal but I'm sure you'll agree we'll both be more productive without the distraction of old maiden shoes.

Going to miss having a laugh with you but wish you all the best in the new role. I really hope your new job is fly and you don't need to put it back on the rack 👠

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T xx

I've only worked with you for a brief time but I can tell all of your colleagues greatly enjoy having you around. You will be missed.

Good luck with the new role, you have a lot going for you and I'm sure you will smash it.

You'll no doubt be amazing in your new role, they're lucky to have you!

Best of luck on your new adventures! I know you'll smash it, cap in hand.

It’s been a blast working with you and I know you’ll be amazing in your next role!!

And now, a word from my sponsor, Dennis Reynolds:

Adam, buddy… listen. I don’t do goodbyes. They’re messy, they’re emotional, and quite frankly, they’re beneath me. But since you’re leaving, let me just say this: you’ve been… tolerable. At times, even mildly amusing. I mean, sure, you’re no Dennis - but who is, really?

So, go ahead, take your little journey or whatever this is. Just know that while you’re out there trying to find yourself, I’ll still be here - looking incredible, dominating every room I enter, and continuing to be… well, perfect.

Good luck, Adam. You’re going to need it. Oh, and if you ever realise you’ve peaked because of me, I’ll consider letting you bask in my glow again. Maybe.

Will miss working with you dear.

All the best x

Ps. Hannah says bye too even if her eyes are closed LOL.