Wow.

 

Mmm.

 

Wow.

 

Mmm-hmm.

 

Wow.

 

Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.

 

So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think that we we're gonna

get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [sighs] Oh yeah. A fish can breath out here. Did your

man deliver or did he deliver?

 

 

My man delivered.

 

And it wasn't so easy.

 

Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.

 

You better believe they did--every single one of them.

 

Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.

 

So, you do like it, don't you?

 

No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable

with the great schools and the amazing view and all, but do we really need so much space?

 

Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look,

look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out and they'll see a whale! See, right by

their bedroom window.

 

Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids.

 

Oh, right. Right.

 

Aww, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.

 

You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right, we'll name this half Marlin Jr. and then

this half Coral Jr. Okay, we're done.

 

I like Nemo.

 

Nemo? Well, we'll name one Nemo but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr.

 

Just think that in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents!

 

Yeah. What if they don't like me?

 

Marlin.

 

No, really.

 

There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you.

 

What?

 

You remember how we met?

 

Well, I try not to.

 

Well, I remember. 'Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if there's a hook in my lip?'

 

Marlin!

 

 

'Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling'.

 

Get away!

 

Here he is. Cutie's here! Where did everybody go?

 

[gasps] Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't. They'll be fine. Just get

inside, you, right now.

 

No!

 

Coral! Coral?

 

Coral? Oh!

 

Ohh. There, there, there. It's okay, daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will

never let anything happen to you...Nemo.

 

 

First day of school! First day of school! Wake up, wake up! C'mon, first day of school!

 

I don't wanna go to school. Five more minutes.

 

Not you, dad. Me!

 

Okay...huh?

 

Get up, get up! It's time for school! It's time for school! It's time for school!

It's time for school! Oh boy! Oh boy!

 

All right, I'm up.

 

Oh boy--whoa!

 

Nemo!

 

First day of school!

 

[gasps] Nemo, don't move! Don't move! You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it.

All right, where's the break? You feel a break?

 

No.

 

Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid is rushing to the area. Now, any rushing fluids?

 

No.

 

Are you woozy?

 

No.

 

How many stripes do I have?

 

 

I'm fine.

 

Answer the stripe question!

 

Three.

 

No! See, something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three--that's all I have? Oh,

you're okay. How's the lucky fin?

 

Lucky.

 

Let's see.

 

Are you sure you wanna go to school this year? 'Cause there's no problem if you don't.

You can wait 5 or 6 years.

 

Come on, dad. It's time for school.

 

Ah-ah-ah! Forgot to brush.

 

Ohh...

 

Do you want this anemone to sting you?

 

Yes.

 

Brush.

 

Okay, I'm done.

 

You missed a spot.

 

Where?

 

There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and here and here!

 

 

All right, we're excited. First day of school, here we go. We're ready to learn to get

some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?

 

It's not safe.

 

That's my boy. So, first we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out and back in.

And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time--out and back in. And sometimes,

if you wanna do it four times--

 

Dad..

 

All right. Come on, boy.

 

Dad, maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark!

 

 

I highly doubt that.

 

Have you ever met a shark?

 

No, and I don't plan to.

 

How old are sea turtles?

 

Sea turtles? I don't know.

 

Sandy Plankton from next door, he said that sea turtles, said that they live to be about

a hundred years old!

 

Well, you know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking

to the shark, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin,

hold my fin.

 

Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?

 

Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm, I wonder where we're supposed to go.

 

Bye, mom!

 

I'll pick you up after school.

 

Come on, you guys. Stop it! Give it back!

 

Come on, we'll try over there.

 

Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?

 

Well, look who's out of the anemone.

 

Yes. Shocking, I know.

 

Marty, right?

 

Marlin.

 

Bob.

 

Ted.

 

Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.

 

Yeah, yeah. Come on, give us a funny one.

 

Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any

other fish.

 

Aw, come on, clownie.

 

Yeah, do something funny.

 

Yeah!

 

All right, I   know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he

doesn't walk   up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place

and then the   sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.

None of them   were walking, so forget that I--

 

Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johansenn's yard, now!

 

Whoa!

 

All right, you kids! Ooh! Uuh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where, where'd you go?

 

Dad, dad...can I go play too? Can I?

 

I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds.

 

That's where I would play

 

What's wrong with his fin?

 

He looks funny!

 

Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?

 

Be nice. It's his first time at school.

 

He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.

 

Dad.

 

See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really

tell.Especially when I twirl them like this.

 

I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes]

 

I'm obnoxious.

 

[singing] Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the

open sea.

 

Mr. Ray!

 

Come on, Nemo.

 

Whoa, you better stay with me.

 

[singing]..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and

me to see.

 

Huh, I wonder where my class has gone?

 

 

We're under here!

 

Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. [singing] Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so

lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.

 

Dad, you can go now.

 

Well, hello. Who is this?

 

I'm Nemo.

 

Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.

 

Okay.

 

You live in what kind of home?

 

An anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone--

 

Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers!

 

Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find if he's having trouble swimming, let him

take a break. Ten, fifteen minutes.

 

Dad, it's time for you to go now.

 

Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up front.

And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves...that means you, Jimmy.

 

Aw, man!

 

[singing]

 

Bye, Nemo!

 

Bye, dad!

 

Bye, son! Be safe.

 

Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first timer.

 

Well, you can't hold onto them forever, can you?

 

Yeah, I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop off.

 

They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?! Wh-what are you,

insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!?

 

Hey, Marty. Calm down.

 

Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy!

 

'Pony boy'?

 

You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.

 

Pity.

 

 

[singing] Oh, let's name the species, the species, the species. Let's name the species

that live in thesea.

 

Whoa.

 

[singing] There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora,

bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me. Come

on, sing with me. Oh...!

 

Just the girls this time. [singing] Oh, seaweed is cool. Seaweed is fun. It makes it's food

with the rays of the sun...

 

Okay, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore but stay close. [gasps]

Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather. An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck.

There are as many protein pairs contained in this...

 

Come on, let's go.

 

Come on, sing with me! [singing] There's porifera, coelentera, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa,

ctenophora, bryozoas, three!

 

Hey guys, wait up! Whoa.

 

Cool.

 

Saved your life!

 

Aw, you guys made me ink.

 

What's that?

 

I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a

butt.

 

Whoa.

 

Wow. That's a pretty big butt.

 

Oh, look at me. I'm gonna go touch the butt. [sneezes] Whoa!

 

Oh yeah? Let's see you get closer.

 

Okay. Beat that.

 

Come on, Nemo. How far can you go?

 

Uh, my dad says it's not safe.

 

 

Nemo, no!

 

Dad?

 

You were about to swim into open water!

 

No, I wasn't go out--but dad!

 

It was a good thing I was here. If I hadn't showed up, I don't know--

 

Sir, he wasn't gonna go.

 

Yeah, he was too afraid.

 

No, I wasn't.

 

This does not concern you, kids. And you're lucky I don't tell your parents you were out

there.

You know you can't swim well.

 

I can swim fine, dad, okay?

 

No, it's not okay. You shouldn't be anywhere near here. Okay, I was right. You'll start school

in a year or two.

 

No, dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean--

 

Clearly, you're not ready. And you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do

these

things but you just can't, Nemo!

 

I hate you.

 

There's--nothing to see. Gather, uh, over there. Excuse me, is there anything I can do? I am a

scientist, sir. Is there any problem?

 

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good swimmer and it's a little

too soon for him to be out here unsupervised.

 

Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.

 

MARLINLook, I'm sure he is. But you have a large class and he can get lost

from sight if you're not looking. I'm not saying you're not looking--

 

Oh my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!

 

Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to get

you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here, now! Stop! You take one

move, mister. Don't youdare! If you put one fin on that boat..are you listening to me?

Don't touch the bo--Nemo!

 

[whispering] He touched the butt.

 

You paddle your little tail back here, Nemo. That's right. You are in big trouble, young man.

Do you hear me? Big...big--

 

 

Aaaah! Daddy! Help me!

 

I'm coming, Nemo!

 

Aaaah!

 

Get under me, kids!

 

Ah! Oh no! Dad! Daddy!

 

Oh! Nemo! Unh! Nemo! Nemo, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! No! Aah! Nemo! Nemo!

 

Whoa! Hold on.

 

Oh no. No, no. It's gone, it's gone. No, no, it can't be gone. No, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No!

Nemo! Nemo! No! No, please, no! No, no!

 

Has anybody seen a boat!? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me, please!

 

Look out!

 

Waaaah!

 

Ooh, ooh...

 

Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry! I didn't see you. Sir, are you okay?

 

He's gone, he's gone..

 

There, there. It's all right.

 

He's gone.

 

It'll be okay.

 

No, no. They took him away. I have to find the boat.

 

Hey, I've seen a boat.

 

You have?

 

It passed by not too long ago.

 

A white one?

 

Hi. I'm Dory.

 

Where!? Which way!?

 

Oh, oh, oh! It-it went, um, this way! And it went this way! Follow me!

 

 

Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!

 

No problem.

 

Hey! Wait!

 

Will you quit it?

 

What?

 

I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you?

 

Huh?

 

You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah,

oooh, I'm scared now. Whaat!?

 

Wait a minute..

 

Stop following me, okay!?

 

What? You're showing me which way the boat went!

 

A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this

way. Follow me!

 

Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat

was going!

 

I did? Oh dear...

 

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish!

 

No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss.

 

Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this!

 

No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family..or at least I think

it does. Hmmm..where are they? Can I help you?

 

Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son. [gasps]

 

Hello.

 

Well, hi!

 

Name's Bruce. It's all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? So, what's a couple of

bites like you doing out so late, eh?

 

Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.

 

Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm havin'?

 

 

You mean like a party?

 

Yeah, yeah, that's right--a party! What do you say?

 

Ooh, I love parties! Parties are fun!

 

Parties are fun, and it's tempting but--

 

Oh, come on, I insist.

 

O-okay..that's all that matters.

 

Hey, look--balloons! It is a party!

 

Ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want

one of them to pop.

 

Anchor! Chum!

 

There you are, Bruce, finally!

 

We got company.

 

It's about time, mate.

 

We've already gone through all the snacks and I'm still starvin'!

 

We almost had a feeding frenzy.

 

Come on, let's get this over with.

 

 

Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge..

 

'I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must

first change myself. Fish are friends, not food'.

 

Except stinkin' dolphins.

 

Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're sooo cute! 'Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin!

Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a somethin'!'

 

Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, 'BRING A FISH FRIEND'. Now do you all have your

friends?

 

Got mine.

 

Hey there!

 

How 'bout you, Chum?

 

Oh, um, I seem to have misplaced my uh, friend.

 

 

That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself

to one of my friends.

 

Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?

 

I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Bruce.

 

Hello, Bruce.

 

It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and

made into soup.

 

You're an inspiration to all of us.

 

Amen.

 

Right, then. Who's next?

 

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

 

Yes, the little Sheila down the front.

 

Woo-hoo!

 

Come on up here.

 

Hi. I'm Dory.

 

Hello, Dory.

 

And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

 

Hey, that's incredible.

 

Good on 'ya, mate!

 

Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

 

All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

 

Me? I don't have a problem.

 

Oh. Okay..

 

Denial.

 

Just start with your name.

 

Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish--

 

A clownfish? Really?!

 

 

Go on, tell us a joke!

 

Ooh! I love jokes!

 

Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea

cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the

sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

 

Daddy!

 

Nemo!

 

Nemo! Ha ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it.

 

For a clownfish, he's not that funny.

 

No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.

 

Oh my, you poor fish.

 

Humans. Think they own everything.

 

Probably American.

 

Now there is a father looking for his little boy.

 

Ugh! What do these markings mean?

 

I never knew my father! [sobs]

 

Aw, come here.

 

Group hug.

 

We're all mates here, mate.

 

I can't read human.

 

Well then we gotta find a fish who can read this. Hey, look. Sharks!

 

No, no, no, Dory!

 

Guys, guys!

 

No, Dory!

 

That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww!

 

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

 

Ow, ow, ow.

 

 

I'm so sorry.

 

You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?

 

Ohh...

 

Ow, ow, ow.

 

Dory, are you oka--oohh. Oohh, that's good.

 

Intervention!

 

Just a bite!

 

Hold it together, mate!

 

Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!

 

 

Dory, look out!

 

I'm havin' fish tonight!

 

Remember the steps, mate!

 

Just one bite!

 

G'day!

 

Aaaaaaaah!

 

Arrrr!

 

There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape!

 

Who is it?

 

Dory, help me find a way out!

 

Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape.

 

There's gotta be a way out!

 

Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled

just like the word 'escape'.

 

Let's go!

 

Here's Brucey!

 

 

Wait a minute..you can read?!

 

I can read? That's right, I can read!

 

Well, then here. Read this now!

 

He really doesn't mean it, y'know! He never even knew his father!

 

Don't fall off the wagon!

 

Oh no, it's blocked!

 

No, Bruce. Focus!

 

Sorry about--this, mate!

 

He's really--a nice guy!

 

I need to get that mask!

 

You want that mask? Okay.

 

No, no, no, no, no, no!

 

Quick grab the mask!

 

Oh no. Bruce?

 

What? [gasps] Swim away! Swim away!

 

Aw, is the party over?

 

Nice.

 

 

Dad? Daddy?

 

Barbara?

 

Uh-huh?

 

Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few cotton rolls.

 

Okay.

 

Hello, little fella!

 

Aah!

 

Heh heh heh! Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef and

I saved him. So, has that novocaine kicked in yet?

 

 

I think so. We're ready to roll.

 

Bubbles! [muttering] My bubbles.

 

He likes bubbles.

 

Aah! Ohh! No! Uhh!

 

Bonjour.

 

Aah!

 

Heh heh! Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.

 

Oh, he's scared to death.

 

I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?

 

Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.

 

Pet store?

 

Yeah, you know, like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

 

Pet Palace.

 

Fish-O-Rama.

 

Mail order.

 

Ebay.

 

So which one is it?

 

I'm from the ocean.

 

Ah, the ocean. The ocean! Aaah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!

 

Oui.

 

Clean him!

 

Oui.

 

Ocean!

 

Ooh, la mer. Bon. Voila. He is clean.

 

Wow. The big blue. What's it like?

 

Big...and blue?

 

I knew it.

 

Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb, that's me. Or if I'm not

around, you can always talk to my sister Flo. Hi,how are you? Don't listen to anything

my sister says, she's nuts! Ha ha ha ha!

 

[muffled] We got a live one!

 

Can't hear you, Peach.

 

I said we got a live one.

 

Yes!

 

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

 

What do we got?

 

Root canal, and by the looks of those x-rays it's not gonna be pretty.

 

Owwwwwwwww!

 

Rubber dam and clamp installed?

 

Yep.

 

What did he use to open?

 

Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.

 

I can't see, Flo.

 

You're getting a little too--aaaaah!!!

 

Now he's doing the Schilder technique.

 

Oooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.

 

That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.

 

It's got a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.

 

No, no. K-Flex.

 

Hedstrom!

 

K-Flex!

 

Hedstro--! [inflates] There I go. A little help over here.

 

I'll go deflate him.

 

All right, go ahead and rinse.

 

Ugh! The human mouth is a disgusting place.

 

Hey, Nigel.

 

What did I miss? Am I late?

 

Root canal and it's a doozy.

 

Root canal, eh? What did he use to open?

 

Gator-Glidden drill.

 

He seems to be favoring that one. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus...

hello.

 

[gasps]

 

Who's this?

 

New guy. Ha ha ha!

 

The dentist took him off the reef.

 

An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim,

birds gotta eat. [gasps]

 

Hey! No, no,   no, no! They're not your fish. They're my fish. Come on, go! Go on, shoo! Oh,

the picture   broke. This here's Darla. She's my niece. She's going to be eight next week.

Hey, little   fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She'll be here Friday to pick you up. You're

her present.   Shh, shh, shh! It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up

I'm going to   see a man about a wallaby.

 

Oh, Darla.

 

What? What's wrong with her?

 

She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

 

Poor Chuckles.

 

He was her present last year.

 

Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.

 

She's a fish killer.

 

I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Aaah! Daddy! Help me!

 

Oh, he's stuck!

 

 

Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.

 

Can you help me?

 

No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.

 

Gill..

 

I just wanna see him do it, okay? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail.

 

I can't. I have a bad fin.

 

Never stopped me.

 

Just think about what you need to do.

 

Come on.

 

Perfect.

 

Yay!

 

You did it!

 

Good squirming! Ha ha ha!

 

Wow. From the ocean. Just like you, Gill.

 

Yeah.

 

I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?

 

I'm thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.

 

So kid, you got a name or what?

 

Nemo. I'm Nemo.

 

 

Nemo. Nemo. [mutters]

 

Are you gonna eat that? Careful with that hammer...

 

Huh? No, no! What does it say? Dory!

 

Sea monkey has my money...

 

Wake up! Get up! Come on! Come on!

 

Yes, I'm a natural blue...

 

 

Get up!

 

Look out! Sharks eat fish! Aaaaaah!

 

 

Wow. Dusty.

 

[gasps] The mask! Where's the mask? No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask!

Get the mask! Get it!

 

[singing] Hoo doot doo doot doot doo doot. Whoo-hoo! La la la la la la. Just keeps

going on, doesn't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what are you doing?

 

It's gone. I've lost the mask.

 

Did you drop it?

 

You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son, now it's gone.

 

Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?

 

I don't wanna know what you gotta do when life gets you down.

 

[singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do?

We swim, swim.

 

Dory, no singing.

 

[singing] Ho ho ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..

 

See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song now it's in my head!

 

Sorry.

 

Dory, do you see anything?

 

Aaah! Something's got me!

 

That was me. I'm sorry.

 

[gasps] Who was that?

 

Who could it be? It's me!

 

Are..are you my conscience?

 

Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?

 

Hmm, can't complain.

 

Yeah? Good. Now, Dory. I want you to tell me..do you see anything?

 

 

I see..I see a light.

 

A light.

 

Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience. Am I dead?

 

No, I see it too. What is it?

 

It's so pretty.

 

I'm feeling...happy. Which is a big deal for me.

 

I want to touch it. Oh!

 

Hey, come back. Come on back here.

 

[singing] I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna swim with you.

 

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna be your best friend...good feeling's gone.

 

I can't see! I don't know where I'm going!

 

Haah!

 

The mask!

 

What mask?

 

Okay, I can't see a thing.

 

Oh, gee!

 

Hey, look! A mask!

 

Read it!

 

I'm sorry, but if you could just bring it a little closer, I kind of need the light.

That's great, keep it right there.

 

 

Just read it!

 

Okay, okay. Mr. Bossy. Uh, 'P'. Okay, 'P'. 'Shh-eer...Sher--P. Sher--P. Shirley? P.--'. Oh!

The first line's 'P. Sherman'!

 

P. Sherman doesn't make any sense!

 

Okay, second line. '42'.

 

Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Aaaah!

 

Light, please. 'Walla--Walla--Walla-beee'...

 

Waah! Waaah! Waaaah!

 

The second line's '42 Wallaby Way'!

 

That's great! Speed read! Take a guess! No pressure! No problem! There's a lot of pressure!

Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!

 

'Sydney'. It's 'Sydney'!

 

Duck!

 

Aaah!

 

I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

 

Whoo-hoo! [singing] We did it, we did it! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo!

 

[singing] Eating here tonight!

 

Dory.

 

[singing] No, no, no eating here tonight. You on a diet--

 

Dory! What did the mask say?

 

'P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney'. [gasps] I remember what it said! I usually forget

things, but I remembered it this time!

 

Whoa, whoa, wait! Where is that?

 

I don't know. But who cares? I remembered!

 

Aaah!

 

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!

 

 

Psst. Nemo.

 

Mmmm...

 

Nemo.

 

Huh?

 

Suivez-moi. Follow me.

 

[chanting] Ha! Ho! Hwa! Hwee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ho! Hwa! Hwee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ho!

Hwa! Hwee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hahoo! Wahoo! Yahoo! Ho! Ha! Ho! Wahee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hoo!

 

State your name.

 

Nemo.

 

Brother Bloat, proceed.

 

Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount

Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.

 

Huh?

 

We want you in our club, kid.

 

Really?

 

If you are able to swim through..THE RING OF FIRE! [whispers to Jacques] Turn on the

Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire, you said you could do it--THE RING OF FIRE!

 

Bubbles! Bubbles! Let me--oww!

 

[chanting]

 

Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!

 

[wailing]

 

From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.

 

Sharkbait! Ooh ha ha!

 

Welcome, brother Sharkbait!

 

Sharkbait! Ooh ha ha!

 

Enough with the Sharkbait.

 

Sharkbait! Ooh..ba-ba-doo.

 

Okay, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?

 

Agreed!

 

We can't send him off to his death. Darla's coming in 5 days, so what are we gonna do?

I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we're gonna get him outta here. We're gonna help

him escape.

 

Escape? Really?

 

We're all gonna escape!

 

Gill, please, not another one of your escape plans.

 

Sorry, but they, they just, they never work.

 

 

Yeah. Why should this be any different?

 

'Cause we've got him.

 

Me?

 

You see that filter?

 

Yeah?

 

You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take

a pebble inside and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and

filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself. And

when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in the individual baggies, then we roll

ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the

street and into the harbor! It's foolproof! Who's with me?

 

Aye!

 

Aye!

 

Aye!

 

Aye!

 

I think your nuts.

 

[sighs]

 

No offense, kid, but, um..you're not the best swimmer.

 

He's fine, he can do this. So Sharkbait, what do you think?

 

Let's do it.

 

 

I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P.

Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you're askin' where I'm goin'. I'll tell you that's

where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear

you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way...

 

Excuse me. Ex-excuse me, um, hi. Do you know how to get to--hello? W-w-w-wait! Can you

tell me--hey! Hold it! Wait a minute! I'm trying to talk to you. Okay, fellas, come back

here. Please, one quick question. I need to aaaaand they're gone again. [sighs]

 

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell

you again. I don't get tired of it--

 

Okay, all right.

 

Huh?

 

Here's the thing.

 

 

Uh-huh.

 

Y'know, I just, I-I think it's best if I just, if I just, carry on from here by..by myself.

 

Okay.

 

Y'know, alone.

 

Uh-huh.

 

Without, without..well, I mean, not without you. I mean, it's just that I don't want you...

with me.

 

Huh?

 

I don't wanna hurt your feelings..

 

You want me to leave?

 

Well, I mean not..yes, yeah. It's just that you know I-I just can't afford anymore delays

and you're one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's

a whole group of fish. They're..'delay fish'.

 

You mean..[whimper]you mean you don't..like me? [sobs]

 

No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't wanna be with you. It's a

complicated emotion. Oh, don't cry. I like you.

 

Hey, you! Lady, is this guy botherin' you?

 

Um, I don't remember. Were you?

 

No, no, no, no, no. We're just, we're..hey, do you guys know how I can get to--

 

Look, pal. We're talkin' to the lady, not you. Hey-hey, you like impressions?

 

Mm-mmm-mmmm.

 

Okay. Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So, what are we? Take a guess.

 

Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.

 

I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.

 

Wait, wait, um..

 

It's a swordfish.

 

Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. Where's the butter?

 

Oh-oh-oh! It's on the tip of my tongue.

 

[coughs up answer]Lobster.

 

Saw that.

 

What?

 

Lots of legs, lives in the ocean.

 

Clam!

 

Close enough. [singing] Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you lad, a whale of a tale.

 

Oh, they're good.

 

Will somebody please give me directions?

 

[impersonating Marlin] Will somebody please give me directions?

 

Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

I'm serious.

 

Blah-blah-blah! Me-me-blah! Blah-blah-blah-blah-me-me-me!

 

Thank you.

 

Oh dear. Hey, hey come back! Hey, what's the matter?

 

What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from

home, with a fish that can't even remember her own name.

 

Boy, bet that's frustrating.

 

Yeah. Meanwhile my son is out there.

 

You're son Chico?

 

Nemo.

 

Right. Got it.

 

But it doesn't matter, 'cause no fish in this entire ocean is gonna help me.

 

Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Hey, guys.

 

What, is he bothering you again?

 

No, no, he's a good guy. Go easy on him, he's lost his son, Fabio. Any of you heard of

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

 

Sydney? Oh sure. Why, Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted?

 

Sure do.

 

Oh, hey! They know Sydney!

 

[gasps]

 

You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?

 

What you wanna do is follow the EAC, that's the East Australian Current. Big current,

can't miss it, it's in..that direction. And then you gotta follow that for about, I

don't know, what do you guys think? About three leagues? And that little baby's gonna

put you right past Sydney.

 

 

Great! That's great! Dory, you did it!

 

Oh, please. I'm just your little helper. Helping along, that's me.

 

Well, listen fellas, thank you.

 

Don't mention it. And, uh, loosen up. Okay, buddy?

 

Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.

 

Oh, hey ma'am, one more thing.

 

Yes.

 

When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.

 

Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, wait up, partner.

Hold on. Wait! Wait-wait! I got, I gotta tell you something..whoa. Nice trench. Hello!

Okay, let's go.

 

Bad trench, bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.

 

Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag goin' up. Somethin's telling me we should swim through

it, not over it.

 

Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.

 

I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.

 

And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.

 

Come on, trust me on this.

 

Trust you?

 

Yes, trust. It's what friends do.

 

Look! Something shiny!

 

 

Where?

 

Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it.

 

Okay.

 

Boy, sure is clear up here.

 

Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.

 

Hey, little guy.

 

You wanted to go through the trench.

 

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here,

Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]---oww!

 

Dory! That's a jellyfish!

 

Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!

 

Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Get away! Come here, let me see.

 

Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

 

I'm not gonna touch it. I just wanna look.

 

Heeey, how come it didn't sting you?

 

It did. It's just that..

 

Ow! Ow, oww!

 

..hold still. I live in this anemone and I'm, I'm, I'm used to these kind of stings.

Come here.

 

Ow, ow! Oww!

 

It doesn't look bad, you're gonna be fine. But now we know, don't we?

 

Yeah.

 

That we don't wanna touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a

little one.[gasps]

 

Aaaah!

 

Don't move! This is bad, Dory.

 

Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!

 

[gasps] Dory!

 

 

Boing-boing-boing! [singing] You can't catch me!

 

Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will..not sting you. The tops don't sting you,

that's it!

 

Ooh! Two in a row, beat that.

 

Dory! All right, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.

 

A game?

 

A game.

 

A game?

 

Yes.

 

Aah! I love games! Pick me!

 

All right, here's the game. Um, whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish, wins.

 

Okay!

 

Rules, rules, rules!

 

Okay!

 

You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops.

 

Something about tentacles, got it. On your mark, get set, go!

 

W-wait! Wait! Not something about them, it's all about them! Wait!

 

Weeee!

 

Dory!

 

Gotta go faster if you wanna win!

 

[gasps] Dory!

 

Boing! Boing! Boing-boing-boing-boing!

 

Wait a minute--whoa! Dory!

 

Weeee!

 

So, we're cheating death now. That's what we're doin'. We're havin' fun at the same time.

I can do this, just be careful.

 

Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!

 

 

Oh, I don't think so!

 

Ha ha ha ha! Whooo! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution, I was built for speed.

 

The question is, Dory, are you hungry?

 

Huh? Hungry?

 

Yeah, 'cause you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The clownfish

is the winner! Woohoo! We did it! We're gonna...Dory? Oh no. Dory! Dory! Dory! [gasps]

Dory! Uggghhh!

 

Ugh...am I disqualified?

 

No, you're doing fine! You're, you're actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. Uh, where

does P. Sherman live?

 

P..Sherman..Wallaby Way...Sydney...

 

That's it! Oww! Ow! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ow! Stay awake! Stay--awake!

 

Awake...P..Sherman..

 

Awake...

 

..42 Wallaby Way...

 

Awake...wake up...Nemo...

 

 

You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?

 

Yeah.

 

Well, you're lucky to have someone out there who's lookin' for you.

 

He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean.

 

Peach, any movement?

 

He's had at least four cups of coffee, it's gotta be soon.

 

Keep on him.

 

My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aimin' for the toilet.

 

Toilet?

 

All drains lead to the ocean, kid.

 

Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?

 

 

Aah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to 'ya.

 

Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles---

 

Potty break! Potty break! He just grabbed the Reader's Digest! We have 4.2 minutes.

 

That's your cue, Sharkbait.

 

You can do it, kid.

 

Okay, you gotta be quick. Once you get in, you swim down to the bottom of the chamber

and I'll talk you through the rest.

 

Okay.

 

Go on, it'll be a piece of kelp.

 

[takes a deep breath]

 

Nicely done! Can you hear me?

 

Yeah.

 

Here comes the pebble. Now, do you see a small opening?

 

Uh-huh.

 

Okay, inside it you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the

fan to stop it turning.

 

Aaah!

 

Careful, Sharkbait.

 

I can't do it!

 

Gill, this isn't a good idea.

 

He'll be fine. Try again.

 

Okay.

 

That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.

 

I got it! I got it!

 

[sigh]

 

He did it!

 

Whew!

 

 

That's great, kid! Now, swim up the tube and out.

 

Oh no! Gill! Gill!

 

Sharkbait!

 

Oh my gosh!

 

Get 'im outta there! Get 'im outta there!

 

Help him!

 

What do we do!? What do we do!?

 

Oh no!

 

Stay calm, kid! Just don't panic!

 

Help me!

 

Sharkbait! Grab hold of this!

 

No! No!

 

Feed me more!

 

That's it!

 

Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!

 

I got it!

 

Pull!

 

Gill, don't make him go back in there.

 

No. We're done.

 

 

Dude.

 

Ooh...

 

Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.

 

Ooooh...

 

Oh, he lives! Hey, dude!

 

Ooooh..what happened?

 

 

Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, 'whoa'! And then we were all like,

'whoa'! And then you were like, 'whoa'.

 

What're you talking about?

 

You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.

 

Ooh.

 

Awesome.

 

Ooh..ooh, my stomach. Ooooh..

 

Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, okay, just waxed it.

 

So Mr. Turtle...

 

Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. Name's Crush.

 

Crush? Really? Okay Crush, listen I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?

 

Ha ha ha, dude, ha ha, you're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!

 

Okay, grab shell, dude!

 

Grabbing--waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Whooooooaaaa!!!

 

Ha ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!

 

Stop!

 

So, what brings you on this fine day to the EAC?

 

Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. [gasps] Dory! Dory! Is she all right!?

 

Oh. Oh, Little Blue. She is sub-level, dude.

 

Dory, Dory! Dory!

 

Hmm-mmm....

 

Oh, Dory. I-I-I'm so sorry. This is all my fault, it's my fault...

 

..29, 30! Ready or not, here I come! There you are! Catch me if you can! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

 

Huh?

 

Whoa!

 

[gasps] Oh my goodnes!

 

 

Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.

 

Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see

what I did?

 

You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me some fin..noggin..

 

..dude!

 

Oh, intro. Jellyman, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

 

Jellies? Sweet.

 

Totally.

 

Well, apparently, I must've done something you all like. Heh, uh, dudes.

 

You rock, dude.

 

Ow.

 

Curl away, my son. Aw, it's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, leave 'em

on the beach to hatch, then coo-coo-ca-choo, they find their way back to the big 'ol blue.

 

All by themselves?

 

Yeah.

 

But-but-but dude, how do you know when they're ready?

 

Well, you never really know. But when they'll know, you'll know, you know? Ha.

 

Hey! Look, everybody!

 

I know that dude. It's the Jellyman.

 

Well, go on, jump on him.

 

Turtle pile!

 

W-w-wai-wait--

 

Are you funny?

 

Where's your shell?

 

Hold on, I need to breath--

 

Are you running away?

 

Did you really cross the jellyfish forest?

 

 

Did they sting you?

 

One at a time!

 

Mr. Fish, did you die?

 

Sorry. I was a little vague on the details.

 

So where are you going?

 

Well, you see my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.

 

[gasp]

 

No way.

 

What happened?

 

No, no, no, kids. I don't wanna talk about it.

 

Awww! Please?

 

Pleeeease?

 

[sighs] Well, okay. I live on this reef, a long long way from here.

 

Oh, boy. This is gonna be good, I can tell.

 

And my son,   Nemo, see he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been

so tough on   him, I don't know. Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat and when

he was out   there, these divers appeared and I tried to stop them but the boat was too fast.

So we swam   out in the ocean to follow them...

 

They couldn't stop them. And then Nemo's dad, he swims out to the ocean and they bump into..

 

..three ferocious sharks! He scares away the sharks by blowin' them up!

 

Golly, that's amazing!

 

And then dives thousands of..

 

..feet straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there, you can see a thing.

How's it goin', Bob? And the only thing that they can see down there..

 

..is the light from this big horrible creature with razor sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man.

And then he has to blast his way...

 

So, these two little fish have been..searching the ocean for days. On the East Australian

Current.

 

Which means that he may be on his way here right now. That should put them in Sydney..

 

..Harbor in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy's gonna stop at..

 

..nothing until he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it.

 

That's one dedicated father if you ask me.

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Oh, would you just shut up! You're rats with wings!

 

..bloke's been lookin' for his boy Nemo.

 

Nemo?

 

He was taken off the reef by divers and this..

 

There, take it! You happy!

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Hey, hey, hey! Say that again! You said something about Nemo. What was it?

 

Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Whooooooaaa..watcha!

 

Mine!

 

Last I heard, he's headin' towards the harbor.

 

Ho ho! Brilliant!

 

 

[sighs]

 

Is he doing okay?

 

I don't know, but whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R..

 

It's okay, I know who you're talking about.

 

Gill? Gill?

 

Hey, Sharkbait.

 

I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--

 

No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that

ocean. I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.

I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.

 

All right! Hey, hey, hey, hey--!

 

 

What the!?

 

AAAAAAAAAH!!! Oooooh...

 

Well, uh, that's one way to pull a tooth. He he he he he! Huh, darn kids. Well, good

thing I pulled the right one, eh, prime minister? He he he he!

 

Hey, hey. Psst!

 

Oh, Nigel. You just missed an extraction.

 

Ooh! Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet--oh, what I'm talkin' about!? Nemo!

Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him.

 

What? What is it?

 

Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean looking for you.

 

My father? Really?

 

Really?

 

Oh yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's been battling sharks and jellyfish and

all sorts of--

 

Sharks? That can't be him.

 

Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout..

 

Marlin?

 

That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.

 

It's my dad! He took on a shark!

 

I heard he took on three.

 

Three!?

 

Three sharks!?

 

That's gotta be forty eight hundred teeth!

 

You see, kid, after you were taken by diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat

you were on like a maniac.

 

Really?

 

He's swimming and   he's swimming and he's giving it all he's got and then three gigantic

sharks capture him   and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased

by a monster with   huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a

reward? He gets to   battle an entire jellyfish forest! And now he's riding with a bunch

of sea turtles on   the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right

now, to Sydney!

 

Wow! Ha ha ha!

 

Oh, what a good daddy!

 

He was lookin' for you after all, Sharkbait.

 

[gasps]

 

He's swimming to the filter!

 

[gasps] Sharkbait!

 

Not again!

 

Sharkbait!

 

No!

 

You've got your whole life ahead of you!

 

Oh no!

 

We'll help you, kid!

 

Gotta get him out!

 

Gimme that thing!

 

Get him outta there!

 

Come on, kid! Grab the end!

 

[gasps]

 

Sharkbait!

 

Sharkbait! Are you okay!?

 

No!

 

Can you hear me, Sharkbait!? Nemo! Can you hear me!?

 

Yeah, I can hear you.

 

Sharkbait, you did it!

 

Sharkbait, you're--covered with germs! Aaaaaaah!!!

 

That took guts, kid.

 

 

All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get

plenty dirty in that time but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques!

 

Oui!

 

No cleaning.

 

I shall resist.

 

Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank

so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.

 

[belch]

 

Good work.

 

Ha ha ha ha!

 

 

All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!

 

Where!? I don't see it!

 

Right there! I see it! I see it!

 

You mean the swirling vortex of terror!?

 

That's it, dude!

 

Of course it is.

 

Okay, first: find your exit buddy!

 

Do you have your exit buddy?

 

Yes!

 

Okay, Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!

 

Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit

the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and

punch it!

 

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute! But I don't

know what you're saying! Say the first thing again!

 

Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

 

Aaaaaaaaaah!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! Whoooooooooooaaaaa!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Woohoooo!!!

Whoooooaaa!!!

 

Whoooo!

 

 

Ha ha ha ha! That was..fun! Ha ha! I actually enjoyed that!

 

Hey, look! Turtles!

 

Ha ha! Most excellent! Now, turn your fishy tails 'round and swim straight on through

to Sydney! No worries, man!

 

No worries! Thank you, dude Crush!

 

Bye! Bye, Jellyman!

 

You tell your little dude I said 'hi', okay?

 

See you later, dudes!

 

Bye, everyone!

 

Oh, Nemo would've loved this. Hey, ooh! Hey, Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?

 

Hundred and fifty, dude! And still young! Rock on!

 

Hundred and fifty! Hundred and fifty, I gotta remember that.

 

Whoa. We goin' in there?

 

Yup.

 

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

 

Yup. We're gonna just swim straight.

 

[singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

 

Dory?

 

 

Boy, this is taking a while.

 

Hey, how about we play a game?

 

Okay.

 

Uh, okay. I'm thinking of something, uh, orange. And it's small..

 

It's me.

 

Right. Okay..

 

..orange, and uh, small..

 

It's me.

 

 

All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants.

 

..orange and small, and white stripes..

 

Me. And the next one's just a guess: me.

 

Okay, that's just scary.

 

W-w-wait, I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it

before and that means we're going in circles and that means we're not going straight!

 

Hey. Hey!

 

We gotta get to the surface, come on! Let's figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!

Wha--?

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. Now, let's ask somebody for directions.

 

Oh, fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There's nobody here!

 

Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

Let's see...okay, no one there. Uhh, nope. Nada. [gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--

 

Dory! Dory! Dory! Okay, now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious.

It's a fish we don't know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out

our bones!

 

What is it with men and asking for directions?

 

Look, I don't wanna play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the

'Let's Not Die' card.

 

You wanna get outta here, don't you?

 

Of course, I do.

 

Well then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Hmmm?

Hmmmm!? Come on, trust me on this.

 

All right.

 

Excuse me! Woohoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say 'hi'.

 

Ha..hello.

 

His son Bingo..

 

Nemo.

 

..Nemo, was taken to, uh..

 

Sydney.

 

 

Sydney. Yes. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can. So can

you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.

 

Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.

 

Oh. Oh, oh, big fella. Big fe--whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale.

 

Uh, Dory..what're you doing?

 

 

What're you doing?

 

 

Are you sure you speak whale?

 

 

Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.

 

 

He's not coming back. You offended him.

 

Maybe a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA..!

 

Dory. Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like..upset stomach.

 

Maybe I should try humpback.

 

No, don't try humpback.

 

 

Okay, you actually sound sick.

 

Maybe louder, huh? RAAAH!!! RAAAAH!!!

 

Don't do that!

 

Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish?

 

It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

 

 

It's just as well, he might be hungry.

 

Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill.

 

 

Swim away!

 

Oh, look. Krill.

 

Move, Dory! Move!

 

Aah-aaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

 

 

Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to

you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning!

 

I am ashamed.

 

Hey, look. Scum angel.

 

Aah! Aaaah! Ooh-ooh! Aaaaah!

 

Bubbles! I love the bubbles--! [coughs]

 

Flo! Flo! Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!

 

Nine o' clock and cue dentist.

 

Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.

 

Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go, okay.

 

Little Davey Reynolds.

 

Okay. Walks to the counter, drops the keys..

 

Bloat, that's disgusting!

 

Tastes pretty good to me. [belch]

 

Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--

 

Shhh! Here he comes.

 

Crikey, what a state. Oh. Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?

 

Uh, ten 'o clock, luv.

 

Leave it open, would you? I gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.

 

He he! Did you hear that, Sharkbait?

 

Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!

 

Are you ready to see your dad, kid?

 

 

Uh-huh.

 

Of course you are. Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor

waitin' for you right now.

 

Yeah.

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ooof!

 

Ha~~haaa~~haaaaaaah! Whooo!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

Here comes a big one--whooooooo! Come on, you gotta try this!

 

Would you just stop it!?

 

Why? What's wrong?

 

We're in a whale! Don't you get it!?

 

A whale?

 

A whale! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!

 

Wow. A whale. You know I speak whale.

 

No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son!

I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [sobs]

 

Woo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo! Hey. You okay?

 

There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay.

 

No. No, it won't.

 

Sure it will, you'll see.

 

No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.

 

Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.

 

What?

 

Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.

Not much fun for little Harpo.

 

Hmm..

 

What's going on?

 

 

I don't know. I'll ask him. MMMWWHAAAAAAAAA! HUUUWHAAAAAAAAA..

 

Dory. Dory.

 

 

Dory.

 

 

I think he says we've stopped.

 

Of course, we've stopped. Just stop trying to speak whale, you're gonna make things worse.

[gasps] What is that noise? Oh no. Look what you did. The water's going down!

It's-it's-it's going down!

 

Really? You sure about that?

 

Look, it's already half-empty!

 

Hmm..I'd say it's half full.

 

Stop that! It's half-empty!

 

Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat

or he wants a root beer float.

 

Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby!? Huh!?

Do I taste good!? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!

 

Okay. HEEEEEEEEE--

 

Stop talking to him--waaaah!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

What is going on!?

 

I'll check! WHAAAAAAA--!

 

No! No more whale! You can't speak whale!

 

Yes, I can!

 

No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't, Nemo!

 

Okay.

 

Dory!

 

He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!

 

 

How do you know!? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen!?

 

I don't!

 

 

Ha ha ha! We're alive!

 

Look! Sy-d-ney..Sydney! Uh, Sydney! Sydney again!

 

You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son!

 

 

Wow. I wish I could speak whale.

 

Okay. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.

 

Right!

 

Come on, Dory. We can do this!

 

 

[yawn] Morning. [gasps] It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the

tank is clean and we are getting out of--[gasps]--the tank is clean. The tank is clean!

 

But how?

 

Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleepin'.

 

What're we gonna do?

 

What's it say, Peach?

 

[muffled] The AquaScum two-thousand..

 

I can't hear you, Peach.

 

'The AquaScum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning maintenance free salt water purifier

that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium fish'.

 

[inflates] Stop it!

 

'The AquaScum is programmed to scan your tank environment every 5 minutes'?

 

Scan? What does that mean?

 

Aaah!

 

Temperature: 82 degrees. PH balance: normal.

 

Oooooh.

 

Nice.

 

Ooh..ah..curse you, AquaScum!

 

That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined!

 

Then what're we gonna do about--

 

[gasps] Darla!

 

Stay down, kid!

 

False alarm.

 

My nerves can't take much more of this.

 

What're we gonna do when that little brat gets here?

 

I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.

 

Aaah! Oh! Gill!

 

[gasps] Nemo!

 

Help me! Help me!

 

Hold on! I'm comin'!

 

Help me!

 

Swim down! Come on, kid! Swim down! Come on!

 

Everybody jump in!

 

Swim down!

 

That's it!

 

What the!?

 

Yay!

 

Good work!

 

Gill!

 

[gasps] Nemo!

 

Sharkbait!

 

 

Roll, kid! Lean! Lean!

 

Whoops. That would've been a nasty fall.

 

Gill! Don't let me go belly up!

 

Just calm down, Nemo.

 

Don't let me go belly up!

 

You won't go belly up, I promise. You're gonna be okay.

 

[gasps] Darla!

 

 

All right, do any of these boats look familiar to you?

 

No, but the boat has to be here somewhere! Come on, Dory, we're gonna find it.

 

I'm totally excited. [yawn] Are you excited? [yawn]

 

Dory, wake up, wake up. Come on.

 

[gasps] Duck!

 

That's not a duck. It's a--pelican! Whooooaaaaah!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!

 

Hey, hey, Nigel. Heh, would you look at that?

 

Huh? Wha-what?

 

Sun's barely up and already Gerald's had more than he can handle.

 

Yeah. Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy.

 

Yeah, yeah, right.

 

Well, don't everybody fly off at once.

 

All right, Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue?

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

Love a duck!

 

I gotta find my son Nemo!

 

 

[gasps] Nemo? Hey, hey, hey! He's that fish! Y'know the one we were talking about!

The one that's been fighting the whole ocean! Hey, I know where your son i--huh?

Hey, wait! Come back! Stop!

 

Dory, keep going! He's crazy!

 

I got something to tell 'ya!

 

Mine.

 

Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

 

Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?

 

Mine.

 

Because I can take you to your son.

 

Yeah, right.

 

No. I know your son. He's orange, he's got a gimpy fin on one side..

 

That's Nemo!

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

Fasten your seatbelts!

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Whoooooo! Woohooooo!

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

Ha-haaaa! Ha ha ha ha!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

Everybody hold on!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

 

Aaaah! Too loud! Too loud for me!

 

[singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star.

 

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!

 

Darla, you're uncle will see you now.

 

All right, let's see those pearly whites.

 

RAAAH! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.

 

And a piranha's a fish, just like your present.

 

[giggling] I get a fishy! Fishy, fishy, fishy!

 

Oh no. Poor little guy.

 

He's dead!

 

Sharkbait!

 

Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy!

 

He he he! Must've left your present in the car, sweetie. Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Awwwww.

 

I'll go and get it.

 

[gasps] He's still alive!

 

He's not dead!

 

What's happening? Why is he playing dead?

 

He's gonna get flushed down the toilet! He's gonna get outta here!

 

Yay!

 

He's gonna get flushed!

 

What a smart little guy!

 

Oh no, not the trash can!

 

Nemo! No!

 

Hey! Hey! I found his dad!

 

Where's Nemo!? Where is he!?

 

Dentist! Dentist!

 

He's over there!

 

 

What's a dentist!? What is that!? [gasps] Nigel, get in there!

 

I can't go in there.

 

Oh yes, you can! Charge!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

What the--!? Darla, sweetie! Look out!

 

Aaaaaaaah!

 

Hold still!

 

Aaaaaaaah!

 

Easy! Easy!

 

Aaaaaaaah!

 

Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you! Oof!

 

[gasps] Nemo.

 

[gasps] Oh my goodness.

 

Gotcha! Keep down!

 

Nemo!

 

Daddy?

 

Out with 'ya! And stay out!

 

Daddy!?

 

Fishy? Fishy! Wake up! Wake up!

 

Oh no!

 

Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!

 

Why are you sleeping!?

 

Hurry!

 

Bloat! Ring of Fire!

 

Fishy--aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

 

What!? All the animals have gone mad!

 

 

Aaaaaaaah! Get it out!

 

Smack her in the head!

 

Go, Gill! Go!

 

Fish in my hair! Aaaaaaaah!

 

Gill.

 

Sharkbait. Tell your dad..I said..hi. Go get 'em.

 

Ooooh. [gasps]

 

He did it! Ha ha!

 

Yay!

 

I'm so happy!

 

Is he gonna be okay, Gill?

 

Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.

 

Fishy!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Daddy!

 

 

I'm, I'm so sorry. Truly, I am.

 

Hey..

 

Dory. If it wasn't for you, I never even would have made it here. So, thank you.

 

Hey! Hey, wait a minute. W-w-wait! Where are you going?

 

It's over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo's gone and I'm going home now.

 

No..no, you can't! Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No  one's ever stuck with me for

so long before. And if you leave, if you leave...I just,  I remember things better with you.

I do. Look, P. Sherman, 42..40..2..agh! I remember it, I  do. It's there, I know it is

because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I, I look  at you and...I'm home. Please.

I don't want them to go away. I don't wanna forget.

 

I'm sorry, Dory, but I do.

 

 

Manna from heavens!

 

Sweet nectar of life!

 

 

Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!

 

This is our spot!

 

Go on! Get outta here!

 

Hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

 

Yeah, that's it fella! Just keep on swimmin', you got that!

 

Too right, mate! Oh, Oh! I got a live one here!

 

Hey, have you seen my dad?

 

Gotcha! Hey! Hey! Come back here!

 

You let 'im go!

 

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

 

Dad! Dad! Dad!

 

Aah! No!

 

Um, excuse me. Are you all right?

 

I don't know where I am! I don't know what's going on, I think I lost somebody but I,

I can't remember.

 

It's okay, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Hey, we can look together.

 

I'm Dory.

 

I'm Nemo.

 

Nemo? That's a nice name.

 

 

Dad!

 

Dad!

 

Dad!

 

Dad! Wait a minute, is it your dad or my dad?

 

My dad.

 

Got it. Dad!

 

Where are we, anyway?

 

Dad! Dad! Oh. S-ss-syl--shi--Sydney. [gasps] 'P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney'.

 

Aaaaah! Nemo! It's you! Aaaaaah! You're Nemo!

 

[muffled] Yes! Yes! I'm Nemo!

 

Oh! You're Nemo! [gasps] You were dead! I saw you! And then I--[gasps], here you are!

I found you! You're not dead! And your father--[gasps]! Your father!

 

My father!? You know my father!? Where is he!?

 

[gasps] This way! He went this way! Quick!

 

Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!

 

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

 

Hey! Have you seen an orange fish swim by? It looks just like him!

 

But bigger!

 

Yeah, I saw 'im, bluey! But I'm not tellin' you where he went. And there's no way you're

gonna make me!

 

Mine.

 

Huh!? Aaaah! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaaaah!

 

Mine!Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

 

Hey! Look out!

 

Sorry. Just trying to get home.

 

Dad! Dad!

 

Nemo?

 

Daddy!

 

Nemo?

 

Dad!

 

Nemo's alive!

 

Dory? [gasps] Nemo!

 

Daddy!

 

 

Nemo! I'm coming, Nemo!

 

Dad!

 

Nemo!

 

Dad!

 

Oh, thank goodness! It's all right, son. It's gonna be okay.

 

Turn around! You're going the wrong way! Aaaaaaaaaaah!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Look out!

 

Move! Move!

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

Help! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

Dory!

 

Come on!

 

Heeeeeeeelp!!! Help!

 

Dory!

 

Help! Get us out! Aaaaaaaah!

 

No, no, no! No! Dory!

 

Dad! I know what to do!

 

Nemo! No!

 

We have to tell all the fish to swim down together!

 

Get out of there, now!

 

I know this will work!

 

No, I am not gonna lose you again!

 

Dad, there's no time! It's the only way we can save Dory! I can do this!

 

You're right. I know you can.

 

Lucky fin!

 

Now go! Hurry!

 

Tell all of the fish to swim down!

 

Well!? You heard my son! Come on!

 

Dory!

 

[gasps]

 

You have to tell everybody to..

 

..swim down together! Do you understand what I'm saying to you!? Swim down!

 

Everybody swim down!

 

Come on! You have to swim down!

 

Swim down, okay?

 

Swim..

 

down! Swim down! Swim down! Swim down!

 

Don't give up! Keep swimming! Just keep swimming!

 

It's working!

 

Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming!

 

Just keep swimming! Keep swimming!

 

Come on, dad!

 

You're doing great, son!

 

That's my dad!

 

Come on! Let's get to the bottom! Keep swimming!

 

[singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

 

Almost there! Keep swimming!

 

Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Yay!

 

Oww!

 

Hey!

 

Dory! Where's Nemo!?

 

 

[gasps] There!

 

Oh no. Nemo!

 

Nemo? Nemo? It's okay. Daddy's here, daddy's got you.

 

[coughs] Daddy?

 

Oh, thank goodness.

 

Dad...I don't hate you.

 

No, no, no. I'm so sorry, Nemo.

 

Hey, guess what?

 

What?

 

Sea turtles? I met one! And he was a hundred and fifty years old.

 

Hundred and fifty?

 

Yep.

 

'Cause Sandy Plankton said they only live to be a hundred.

 

Sandy Plankton? Do you think I would cross the entire ocean and not know as much as

Sandy Plankton!?

 

Ha ha ha ha!

 

He was a hundred and fifty! Not one hundred! Who is this Sandy Plankton who knows everything?

 

 

Time for school! Time for school! Get up! Let's go! Go!

 

I'm gonna win!

 

No, you're not! I did it! Woohoo! Ha ha ha!

 

Oh! My own son beats me!

 

Climb aboard, explorers!

 

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says : 'with fronds like these,

who needs anemones?'!

 

Haaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Well, hello, Nemo! Who's this?

 

Exchange student.

 

I'm from the EAC, dude!

 

Sweet.

 

Totally.

 

But seriously, Marty, did you really do all the things you say you did?

 

Uh, pardon me.

 

[gasps]

 

Hello.

 

Ohh!

 

Don't be alarmed.

 

Oh, we just wanna make sure that our newest member got home safe.

 

Thanks, guys.

 

Well, we'll see you next week.

 

Keep up with the program, Dory.

 

Remember: fish are friends..

 

..not food! Bye!

 

Hold on! Here we go! Next up, knowledge!

 

Bye, son! Have fun!

 

Bye, dad! Oh! Oh, Mr. Ray! Wait. I forgot something.

 

Love you, dad.

 

I love you too, son.

 

Uh, dad, you can let go now.

 

Sorry! Now go have an adventure!

 

Goodbye! See you later, dudes!

 

Bye, Elmo!

 

Nemo.

 

 

Nemo! Bye, Nemo!

 

See you after school, Dory! Bye, dad!

 

Bye, son.

 

 

Barbara?

 

Uh-huh?

 

I don't understand it. Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks! Had to clean

the tank myself, take all the fish out, put 'em in bags and---where'd the fish go?

 

Come on, Peach!

 

Hurry!

 

You can do it!

 

Yeah, that's it! You can do it!

 

Just a little further!

 

That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!

 

Come on, Peach!

 

Oooh--aaaaah!

 

Yay! We did it! Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Now what?