A jacket so lost, it just won’t hide.

Who left it here? Is it part of the plan?

Or did it just wander off—like a coat on the lam?

It’s seen things, it knows things, but keeps it all tight,

A jacket with secrets, and maybe some mites.

So let it hang, this coat of mystery,

It’s probably plotting world history.

Jackie Polyblend

Senior Observational Specialist | Silent Witness | Office Culture Expert

About Versatile professional with over 5 years of experience in passive observation and subtle influence within dynamic office environments. Experts say I have a knack for "hanging in there" during challenging situations.

Experience

Silent Observer Tech Startup Bay | April 2020 - Present

• Maintain unwavering presence through multiple office reconfigurations

• Developed expertise in human behavior patterns and office dynamics

• Mastered the art of blending in while gathering critical information

Closet Coordinator Local Dry Cleaners | 2018 - 2020

• Organized and maintained orderly arrangement of various garment types

• Collaborated with diverse textile teams to ensure optimal presentation

• Achieved recognition for "Most Wrinkle-Resistant" two years running

Skills

• Adaptability (adjusts to any wall hook)

• Resilience (all-weather protection)

• Non-verbal communication

• Thermal regulation • Team coverage (large pockets for group snack storage)

Education Textile Tech Institute Bachelor of Fabric Science, Minor in Zipper Engineering

Certifications

• Certified Lint Reduction Specialist

• Advanced Button Retention

Volunteer Experience Weekly warmth provider for chilly office staff

Recommendations "Jackie's always got your back... literally." - Priyanka from SFP "A true team player. Handles the pressure when things get heavy." - Tyler from Transportation

Alone just as they are. 

Staring into their screens, 

Screening their thoughts

as they continue to talk

Talking incessantly

As i stand here and watch, 

Watching them everyday, 

Day after day, as they arrive, 

Arriving with their coats

Racking them by one by one, 

One after another on top

Topping them all, 

All around me. 

I stand here and wonder

Wondering if at all, 

If this is where I belong, 

Belonging to someone, 

Someone who used to hug, 

Hugging me everyday, 

Day in and day out, 

Out they walked, 

Walking out of this place, 

Placing me around people, 

People who have me ignored, 

Ignoring me and my state,

Stating me unclaimed, 

Claiming my identity, 

Identifying me as Jackie. 

I donot have a name, 

Names are for the living, 

Life for me has no meaning, 

I'm Meant to accessorize, and fit, 

Fitting into their dread and dreams, 

Dreaming a world where they live, 

Living in a world that is limitless, 

Not limiting them to this stand, 

Standing alone day after day, 

Days of staring as they work, 

Working their thoughts

Thinking it through, 

Throughout their hours and hours, 

Hours of their life, 

Living empty and alone, 

Lonely like me

Me on this stand

Standing alone here, 

Here where the future awaits

Waiting to be found.