I'd rather be in love than right any day.

Hello lads and ladies!

I'm a sympathetic kinda babe, who likes nothing more than flying with the right person (or people, if I'm lucky - wink wink!).

None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my clever personality, closly followed by my smashing bird head. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my bird head and toes. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a picking worms, helping other birds. This allows me to exercise my skills: pecking and flying. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw my mirror getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:

Meet Douglas Adams' ghost

get jiggy with you

Have a three-way date

Become the best picking worms I can be

Help all the other birds in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be considerate and clever. You won't be afraid to Fly and will have a healthy respect for Birds.

My ideal date would involve pecking in a hotel room in My nest with a nice toes person by my side. While we're there, I lick your Long Toes and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Light me fire, babe

Horus