Ed Sheeran Official Hate Club by Anna Guillemette

Welcome on and all to the official Ed Sheeran hate club

annaguillemette — 2022-02-10 22:40:23 UTC

To test all of your loyalty to the club, I need you to legally agree to all abiding terms below:

1) You will NOT support Ed Sheeran in any way shape or form

2) you will not compliment the utter profanity that is Ed Sheeran

3) you will not utter the words that are his name

4) he who must not be named is a menace to society and must be stopped

5) no miss piggy

ainsleymillison — 2022-02-11 21:32:13 UTC

This is our flag

Shape of You

annaguillemette — 2022-02-17 04:42:51 UTC

The club isn't the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow
And you come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I'll give it a chance now
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like

Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead

I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like

Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on

I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

Ed is sus

2022-02-17 17:53:55 UTC

Ed is mega sus

abigailreimer — 2022-02-17 20:09:37 UTC

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2022-02-17 20:51:59 UTC

Ed x ketchup is best ship

ainsleymillison — 2022-02-17 22:10:06 UTC

He Who Must Not Be Named has a middle name…

2022-02-18 20:40:09 UTC

It is Christopher

In my room

HeroMaster137 — 2022-02-28 19:43:13 UTC

Last night he was in my room(stalking me ready to kill me)

Watch out

HeroMaster137 — 2022-02-28 19:59:59 UTC

Watch out because if you see the shape of He Who Must Not Be Named in your room, run, because he definitely saw the shape of you.

The Ed Chiron

2022-02-28 20:11:08 UTC

Shape of me

HeroMaster137 — 2022-02-28 20:23:33 UTC

He’s in love with the shape of me

Do it

HeroMaster137 — 2022-02-28 22:28:18 UTC

Go to https://www.online-python.com/ and copy this then paste it instead of what is there and press run then tap below what it said and do whatever

Ed sheeran sucks

2022-03-08 21:58:03 UTC

He should die in a fire

Emo Ed

ainsleymillison — 2022-03-08 22:14:34 UTC

2022-03-09 16:35:07 UTC

Ed sheeran is in love of the shape of me pls help

noahrahin — 2022-03-16 19:33:53 UTC

Hatred

ATTENTION ALL ED SHEERAN HATERS

annaguillemette — 2022-04-04 22:20:31 UTC

I WILL BE HOLDING A HATER CONTEST: ANYONE WHO CAN PROVE THAT THEY HATE HIM THE MOST WILL WIN THE TITLE OF ED HATER GOOD LUCK

2022-04-06 15:55:30 UTC

Run

anyasobel — 2022-04-06 17:48:01 UTC

I have no words

finablair — 2022-04-06 17:52:14 UTC

Love the hair

finablair — 2022-04-06 17:55:49 UTC

He has died

finablair — 2022-04-06 17:56:31 UTC

2022-04-06 18:59:08 UTC

Lmao nice

Ed Sheehan must die

HeroMaster137 — 2022-04-07 18:21:15 UTC

It’s true(https://padlet.com/HeroMaster137/4v7yxg0k7qqlng85)

Ed must die

2022-04-27 17:45:20 UTC

I found a love for me
Oh, darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
Not knowing what it was
I will not give you up this time
But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
And in your eyes, you're holding mine

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favourite song
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
But you heard it, darling, you look perfect tonight

Well, I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets
To carry love, to carry children of our own

We are still kids, but we're so in love
Fighting against all odds
I know we'll be alright this time
Darling, just hold my hand
Be my girl, I'll be your man
I see my future in your eyes

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
When I saw you in that dress, looking so beautiful
I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
I have faith in what I see
Now I know I have met an angel in person
And she looks perfect
I don't deserve this
You look perfect tonight

-Ellie :) <3 :)))

anyasobel — 2022-05-17 18:01:55 UTC

We’ve done it boys.