April Fools by HANNAH THOMPSON https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer Jokes from your classmates;) en-us 2021-03-26 17:46:42 UTC 2021-03-31 21:33:05 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f606.png Have you seen the movie constipated? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362672248 Nope because it hasn't come out yet;)]]> 2021-03-29 03:30:45 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362672248 What did the tongue say to the dress? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362672844 It’s not my taste

]]> 2021-03-29 03:31:03 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362672844 What do you call an animal you keep in your car? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362673472 A carpet]]> 2021-03-29 03:31:24 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362673472 As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "I haven't started either hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362674043 2021-03-29 03:31:41 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362674043 What did the science book say to the math book? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362674409 Wow, you've got problems!


]]> 2021-03-29 03:31:51 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362674409 Why did adele cross the road? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362675072 To say hello from the other side!



]]> 2021-03-29 03:32:12 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362675072 Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362675524 Because every play has a cast!

]]> 2021-03-29 03:32:27 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362675524 Why don't scientists trust atoms? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362676025 Because they make everything up!

]]> 2021-03-29 03:32:43 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362676025 Do you want to hear a construction joke? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362676555 Sorry I'm still working on it.

]]> 2021-03-29 03:33:00 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362676555 What did the organizer of events say to the clouds hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362677197 Don’t rain on my parade 

]]> 2021-03-29 03:33:20 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1362677197 You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365930166 A reflection



]]> 2021-03-29 22:02:56 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365930166 Why does a chicken cross a road hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365931465 To get to the other side

]]> 2021-03-29 22:03:47 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365931465 What do you call a pig that dose karate? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365932819 A pork chop

]]> 2021-03-29 22:04:39 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365932819 What rock group has four men that don’t sing? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365933266 Mount Rushmore

]]> 2021-03-29 22:04:57 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365933266 When i was 6 my sister was half my age now I’m 70 how old is my sister. hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365933699 She’s 67

]]> 2021-03-29 22:05:13 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365933699 What do you call a horse with no heart hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934029 Dead

]]> 2021-03-29 22:05:24 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934029 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934366 He didn't have the guts

]]> 2021-03-29 22:05:39 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934366 Why was Saturn so bitter? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934886 Its ring had no diamond! 



]]> 2021-03-29 22:05:57 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365934886 What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935263 A stick.

]]> 2021-03-29 22:06:12 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935263 Why do bees have sticky hair? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935554 Because they use honeycombs.



]]> 2021-03-29 22:06:24 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935554 whats the best thing about switzerland? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935866 I don't know but the flag is a big plus! 

]]> 2021-03-29 22:06:35 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365935866 Why did the Scarecrow win an award? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365936370 Because he was outstanding in his field  

]]> 2021-03-29 22:06:53 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365936370 Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365936928 Because it would be a foot 



]]> 2021-03-29 22:07:16 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365936928 my powerline went crazy hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365937323 the party must have been LIT



]]> 2021-03-29 22:07:32 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1365937323 What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368696351 A chew-chew train.

]]> 2021-03-30 16:23:38 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368696351 what type of sandals do frogs wear hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368697649 open toad

]]> 2021-03-30 16:23:55 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368697649 what is a duck and firework together hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368698811 a Firequaker

]]> 2021-03-30 16:24:11 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368698811 Look at my face and I am somebody, Look at my back and I am nobody. What am I? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368700215 A mirror >:), did you get it?

]]> 2021-03-30 16:24:30 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1368700215 guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369360266 The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."


]]> 2021-03-30 19:03:16 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369360266 Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "It’s 'may.'" Student: "No, it’s January." hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369361885


]]> 2021-03-30 19:03:41 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369361885 What do you call an alligator in a vest? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369362823 An investigator

]]> 2021-03-30 19:03:55 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369362823 Which days are the strongest? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369363895 Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays]]> 2021-03-30 19:04:11 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369363895 Why did the Chicken cross the road? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369364808 There was a KFC next to him.

]]> 2021-03-30 19:04:27 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369364808 what did one toilet say to the other? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369365802 you looked flushed!!! 



]]> 2021-03-30 19:04:42 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1369365802 What was the astronauts favorite song? hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1371919532 Rocket man! 



]]> 2021-03-31 14:17:31 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1371919532 Patient: Hey Doc, I think there's something wrong with me: my nose runs and my feet smell! hannathomp2507 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1371921515 Doctor: Don't worry - that's completely normal.


]]> 2021-03-31 14:18:02 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1371921515 What happened to the elephant when it sat on a marshmallow? https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373466185 It got a mushy too-shy]]> 2021-03-31 21:22:31 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373466185 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? camrycorre5408 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373468067 In case he got a hole in one!]]> 2021-03-31 21:23:32 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373468067 What did the little corn say to the big corn? https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373469641 Wheres Pop?]]> 2021-03-31 21:24:22 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373469641 Why did the M&M go to school? camrycorre5408 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373471634 Because it wanted to be a Smartie!]]> 2021-03-31 21:25:25 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373471634 There is a short man. He lives on the 12th floor of his building. On normal days he takes the elevator to the 6th floor and has to take the stair the rest of the way. On rainy days he is able to take the elevator to 12th floor. WHY? https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373476666 On rainy days he has an umbrella and uses it to touch the 12th floor button the elevator. ]]> 2021-03-31 21:28:07 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373476666 Why are pirates called pirates? camrycorre5408 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373477494 Because they arrgh!]]> 2021-03-31 21:28:33 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373477494 Why do pimples make horrible prisoners? addiskurtz2907 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373477722 Because they keep breaking out!]]> 2021-03-31 21:28:42 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373477722 What did the science book say to the math book? camrycorre5408 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373482401 Wow, you've got problems.]]> 2021-03-31 21:31:13 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373482401 What does the ocean do when it sees its friends? camrycorre5408 https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373483859 It waves!]]> 2021-03-31 21:31:58 UTC https://padlet.com/hannathomp2507/iio6qx8yejqy6rer/wish/1373483859