Twisted Tourism by Z. Flanagan

Exquisite Artwork!

17mongeaug — 2016-09-16 14:10:39 UTC

Enjoy the very finest art, depicting the most heartwarming scences from within the house!

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Right at Home(r) B & B

17hauserj — 2016-09-16 14:13:35 UTC

Welcome to Right at Home(r) B&B. Here we offer the finest of sleeping accommodations, followed by the very best breakfast to jump start your morning. Along with our high quality service, all you necrophiliacs out there will certainly gather quite a thrilling experience from what happened within these walls many years ago. An old southern belle by the name of Miss Emily Grierson used to call this place home. However she was an outcast, and when her father died she began to slowly fall towards insanity. Until she met a Man named Homer Barron. The two seemed inseparable, until Homer decided he wasn't ready to commit. Thus, one fateful day Miss Emily got her hands on some arsenic and poisoned him, forever solidifying his presence in her home. Years after his death, Miss Emily still lay in bed beside her dead former lover.

17flanaganz — 2016-09-16 14:13:43 UTC

Rates Start At $150/Night

17hauserj — 2016-09-16 14:15:29 UTC

Plus, amp up your experience with us by spending a night in the same bed as Homer Barron's charming carcass! Only $50 extra!

Discounts and Coupons!

17flanaganz — 2016-09-18 13:17:18 UTC

Get reduced rates on living spaces by proving you have the warm and loving heart of Miss. Emily by feeding arsenic to one of the many rats in our attic! (arsenic and rats will be provided onsite) Or for the more faint of heart, to get an upgrade on your dining plan, all you need to do is show us a piece of a long dead family member! Whether that be a finger, ears, eyes, and even tongues! As long as you have it with you, you shall recieve this splendid discount!

Souvenirs The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

17mongeaug — 2016-09-18 19:00:20 UTC

After you've concluded your stay at Right at Home(r) B & B, for the great low price of $9.99*, you can purchase a memento to remember your time with us. Choose from a variety of Homer Barron's body parts. From skin to bone to internal organ. Supplies are limited!(Cuttings are <1"x1"x1")
(All cuttings are expertly preserved and are in the same condition as when they were discovered)
*(Internal organ and bone cuttings require an additional payment of $4.99)

Phenomenal Food!

2016-09-19 04:15:23 UTC

Wake up to the blissful odor of cobweb stew, complete with a variety of long-legged creatures and a soupy blood base. Included free with your stay!

2016-09-19 04:19:23 UTC