English Jokes by Andy https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes Do you know any funny English jokes or videos? Please share them here! en-us 2016-03-15 12:02:35 UTC 2016-03-15 12:22:17 UTC hello@padlet.com The Difference Between Dogs And Cats BEP1cherry https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101001944
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me...THEY MUST BE GODS!!!!! 


A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me....I MUST BE A GOD.

]]> 2016-03-15 12:02:44 UTC https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101001944 How to break up with your girlfriend... BEP1cherry https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101002827 2016-03-15 12:06:28 UTC https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101002827 Common Sense? BEP1cherry https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101003169 During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth. 

The Soviet Union, when faced with the same problem, used a pencil.]]> 2016-03-15 12:07:50 UTC https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101003169 A clever deduction BEP1cherry https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101003898
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" 
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" ]]> 2016-03-15 12:10:56 UTC https://padlet.com/BEP1cherry/jokes/wish/101003898