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      <title>The Onion by Jacqueline Rodriguez</title>
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      <description>Look through The Onion independently and find one article to present to the class via Padlet. You must explain the following in your virtual sticky note: the title of the article, the main idea, and the elements of satire that are used. </description>
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      <pubDate>2020-12-04 12:00:07 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Exhausted Researchers Inform Public Covid Vaccine Won’t Shrink You Down To Size Of Ant</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988027681</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>the main idea is that researchers are letting Americans know that the Covid vaccine will not shrink you.  It says that a second dose does not make you shrink to the size of an atom and says it's just a normal vaccine and everyone should take it. <br>The elements are exaggeration and sarcasm<br>- Josh</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:00:19 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Man Wondering If Scene From ‘The Crown’ Where Queen Elizabeth Drinks Tea Actually Happened</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988028570</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>The main idea is a man name  Ryan Galanis questions why the series of Netflix called "The Crown", add Queen Elizabeth two why she drinks tea if it did happen on the real event!!<br>The elements are parody of the Ryan talking the series as from the real event of imitation on the series. Exaggeration of that he finds hard to believe Queen Elizabeth two did drink tea of only one small notice.<br>From: Elia De La Rosa Roc</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:00:31 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Doctors Concerned As Hairline Fracture In Biden’s Foot Spreads Through Entire Skeleton</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988031145</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>Joe Biden has his Hairline fracture in his foot that is spreading through his body their main worried about his hairline fracture in his skull. (His hairline is...Sheesh) They're exaggerating over Biden's Hairline. <br>Use of Satire: (Hyperbole) "At press time, a spokesperson for the campaign had announced plans to place Biden in a six-foot-tall protective boot."<br>-Bryan Benavides!</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:01:07 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Biden All-Female Communications Team Won&#39;t Tell Nation What&#39;s Wrong, Nation Should Already Know</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988031588</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>This has a lot of situational irony as the job of politicians is to keep the public informed. <br>There is strong sarcasm as the whole joke of this is when a female loved one is having issues but won't tell you, then get mad at you later for not understanding that there's something wrong.<br>-Eddin<br> </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:01:13 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Cam Newton Scrambling To Get Up To Speed After Patriots Send Him Playbook Of Every NFL Team</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988055727</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>A lot of sarcasm and irony for cam newton going on with the jokes of the patriots "cheating" records. Also lots of jokes against cams hair styles and how he is gonna play with the patriots.<br>-Julian</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:06:41 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Doctors Concerned As Hairline Fracture In Biden’s Foot Spreads Through Entire Skeleton</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988056576</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>The Main idea is that  Biden has a hair line fracture on his foot and that is spreading through out his spin and all the way to the top of his skull and  how the fracture is messy up his hairline <br>¨  but what we’re mainly worried about now are some of the hairline fractures in his skull¨-Exaggeration<br>-Beatriz Garcia <br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:06:51 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Trump Reduced To Filing Lawsuit To Overturn Single Ballot In Placerville, Idaho</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988064338</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>President trump thinks that the election is rigged and wants to take the situation up to the supreme court to try to win over a ballot in his favor in Idaho.<br>This shows exaggeration .<br>-Braden</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:08:33 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Rob Gronkowski Thrilled After Purchasing Rare, Game-Worn Rob Gronkowski Jersey</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988079692</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>This Article is full of sarcasm and comedy. The main idea is that NFL tight End Rob Gronkowski, buy one of his old game-worn jersey and talks of himself as like he is his biggest fan.  - Dante</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:11:55 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Deal Alert: This Kid Has All The Coolest Games, And You Can Play Them At His House If You Can Get Over How Weird He is</title>
         <author></author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988104559</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>This artcle is about how to get easy access to the newest consoles like the PS5 and the Xbox X. If you can get over the weird kid on the block who owns said games.<br>The article makes fun of that one weird kid that was in your 4th grade classroom. But exaggerates on his weirdness. the article may also be poking fun at how hard it is to buy a next gen console. to the point that were desperate enough to play one with some weird kid.<br>-Edwin </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:17:11 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>How To Stay Connected To Others During Social Distancing</title>
         <author>8359467</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988109763</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>This article talks about how you can get connected with new people online.The main idea of the article is that it talks about how the internet their are weird online communities and it talks about things you can do when your'er alone  during this social distancing.<br>-Eduardo Chavoyo  </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:18:13 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>The Kid Has All The Coolest Games, And You Can Play Them At His House If You Can Get Over How Weird He is </title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988163579</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>The main idea is video games consoles that have came off of the market can be expensive , and people are obsessed with them and have to purchase them . One of the elements of satire used is humor when the article makes fun of a class mate acting weird.Another element is exaggeration on how the class mate is acting weird because he hasn't saved up enough money to buy the console.<br>Mykeria Norman</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:29:51 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Exhausted Researchers Inform Public Covid Vaccine Won&#39;t Shrink you Down to size of ant </title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988189434</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>A rumor floats around Americans that the new Covid vaccines will shrink you down in size. "will cause patients to rapidly diminish in size, leaving only their clothing behind them .." The elements of satire are used a lot in this article. The exaggeration of shrinking a full size human to a ant and the humorous title.<br><br>Brought to you by <br>Riley</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 16:35:24 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>New York isn&#39;t that bad</title>
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         <link>https://padlet.com/jmrodriguez26/i0mk0b5o1wug7vyt/wish/988461617</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div>This is the best of times and this is the worst of times, so what else is new? There is good news and then there is bad news tonight. The bad news is that the Martians have landed in New York City and they’ve checked in at the Waldorf. The good news is that they only eat homeless men, women, and children of all colors and they pee gasoline.<br>Roger Fuentes </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2020-12-04 17:34:28 UTC</pubDate>
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