Rule #1: Do not lie, cheat, steal, use you phone without permission, bully, harass, harm, or touch others, play games, say you hate chicken salad, use profanity, show up late, skip class, forget to do your homework, copy someone's work, PLAGIARIZE your assignments, abuse animals, decide not to read what you have been assigned, leave the room without clearing it with me AND signing out, sit in my chair, impersonate a serial killer, eat or drink on my carpet, have chocolate chip cookies on your person without offering some to me, talk while other people are talking, use technology for evil, become a Russian spy, or come to class unprepared to be successful.

Rule #2: This is the catch-all rule for anything I left out. If you break a rule and it's not in #1, you automatically break rule #2.