No choking hazards

Pre-unwrapped snacks in a vending machine remote for parents with personalized sound/visual cancelling

Remote for kids with preprogrammed buttons for shows to watch

Soothing classical music

No tipping/fall hazards

Padded walls

Toilet with tp that doesn’t clog

**Can not be used for long periods of time

Not to be used to replace actual human interaction

Kid cube is not responsible for bodily harm or neglect**

Men look no further the bed space 3000 will help fix this issue!

1)lack of sleeping space

2) see above

3) space maker 3000

4) Room where you need it the most

5) When she on your side and that ain't right,use the space maker 3000 tonight

Are you robbing Peter to pay Paul? Are you consistently three steps behind on how to create wealth? Do you want to solve the worlds over abundance of trash too? Well wait, now you can have the best of both worlds. With your intention and our mechanism, we can support you in creating abundance for you and your family and clean up the earth. Clean your neighborhood and get paid at the same time. Pick up paper trash, place it in our moneymaker 24 & out comes cash; cold, hard cash. Enough for you, your family and generations to come. The money maker 24 can solve all of your financial problems while cleaning up our environment. It’s a win-win for everyone. Order yours today!

Slogan:Communicate in a snap with the Connection Cap

Jingle: “Is lack of communication making you cray?

The connection cap is here to save the day.

Your thoughts simply pop up above your head,

No longer needing to worry about what needs to be said.”

Sales Slogan- Split your room, not your marriage.

Jingle- Loveland divider, our private zone, creating space to call our own, in love and style, you light our fire, Loveland divider, our love’s desire.

When you are in trouble, truth pop will throw you wisdom on the double.

An automatic scripture pulling device that will fill your mind and marriage with Gods word in an instant.

*** Matt sings the song ***

This invention consists of a device, similar to a mood ring, that you wear on your finger. After putting it on, the love ring will detect and measure the output of love, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness and self control. It will detect the wearer’s usage of “I” and “You” statements, while the ring’s color will fluctuate between every shade between white and black. The color white (representing pure sacrificial Christ like love) to black (representing sinful, narcissistic selfishness.)

Sales Slogan: If you’re gonna put a ring on it, make it a Love Ring

Don’t just put a ring on it

Make your marriage last

Don’t just settle for good enough

Make your marriage a blast

Love Ring! Love Ring!

Watch your tone with the watch that alerts you when your tone or language is disrespectful. Provides tools to reset your thoughts and emotions (ie:deep breaths, holding ice cubes).

Slogan: Watch it!!

Hey my apps don’t work in this restaurant?! Well that’s because Family time app automatically turns your DND on when you enter a restaurant.

We also have a special button called the Flush Alarm! this one’s for the ladies so when your husband spends 20 to 30 minutes on the toilet the app you can tap the flush alarm from your phone and it will immediately shut down all functions on your husbands phone until the husband either flushes or stands up and all functions will be returned to your husband’s phone!

Yall! download the family time app today, and get your family time back! available on all platforms in the App Store!

Product Name: THE CLUTTER CLOUD

Slogan: BECAUSE CLEANING UP SUCKS!

Jingle: 🎵 " When you're under stress & life's a mess...THE CLUTTER CLOUD, because picking up sucks!"