Money Jokes by jenn Cummins https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd Post a joke about money. en-us 2019-07-04 02:06:30 UTC 2026-06-22 18:35:24 UTC hello@padlet.com Q: What does one penny say to the other penny? jenn_m_cummins https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/370151649 A: Let's get together and make some cents.]]> 2019-07-04 02:07:21 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/370151649 Q: Why did the student eat his dollar bill? A: His mother told him it was for lunch. jenn_m_cummins https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/370151793 2019-07-04 02:08:35 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/370151793 Q: Why is money called dough? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/440665366 A: Because we all knead it.]]> 2020-02-05 00:14:58 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/440665366 Q: What's the richest kind of air? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441349482 A: Billionaire]]> 2020-02-06 03:28:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441349482 Q: If marriage is grand, then what is divorce? A: Ten grand! https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441350480 2020-02-06 03:32:23 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441350480 money talks https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441369915 but all mine ever says is 
Goodbye!]]> 2020-02-06 05:14:25 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/441369915 https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2174739201 where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.]]> 2022-05-08 22:48:38 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2174739201 Q: What did one toilet say to another? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2720183228 A: You look flushed.]]> 2023-09-26 00:48:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2720183228 Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2720186793 A: Reality!]]> 2023-09-26 00:51:30 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2720186793 Where does Dracula store his money? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2731298085 Probably in the blood bank.]]> 2023-10-04 02:56:55 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2731298085 Why did the piggy bank go to the doctor? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2736064443 Because it couldn't find a cent of purpose in life!]]> 2023-10-06 19:51:33 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/2736064443 Credit Card https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002532516 Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?    A: The thief was spending less then me.

]]> 2024-05-22 01:33:44 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002532516 Where do actors that don’t pay taxes perform? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002595260 In the audit-orium.

]]> 2024-05-22 02:12:16 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002595260 Money Jokes https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002646398 Why did the Canadian dollar go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little loonie!


]]> 2024-05-22 02:41:31 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3002646398 Q: What is the capital city of the Philippines? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3005276905

A: Money-la (Manila)

]]> 2024-05-23 16:58:49 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3005276905 https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3005598067 Q: Why did the goose have a big tax refund?

A: Because his bill was tax de-duck-table.


]]> 2024-05-24 00:29:00 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3005598067 Money Jokes https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3006694547 A girl asks her mothers "How old are you?" Her mother replied "Older than most mortgages."

]]> 2024-05-24 17:49:14 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3006694547 Money Jokes https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3006796204 Why are canine lawyers always so broke? Because they love to work pro-bone-o. ---From Esther

]]> 2024-05-24 21:15:47 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3006796204 They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3007341719 2024-05-26 03:09:39 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3007341719 Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? A: The thief was spending less then me. https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009210790 2024-05-28 00:17:30 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009210790 Where does 007 invest his money? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009327012 A - In the bond market.

]]> 2024-05-28 01:32:41 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009327012 Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009327465 It might damage their memory.

]]> 2024-05-28 01:32:59 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3009327465 https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3954607879 I calculated how much money I spent last month. Now I just need to figure out where I got that money from.

]]> 2026-06-16 05:01:40 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3954607879 Why couldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3954665835 Because they are always a little short.

]]> 2026-06-16 05:18:30 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3954665835 I’m not broke. I’m just pre-rich. https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3955499729 2026-06-16 23:33:52 UTC https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3955499729 My loan never forgets me. https://padlet.com/jenn_m_cummins/hnfas0r4lpsd/wish/3961103174 It visits me every month.

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