I was born in Carolina

 Much smaller than China

Taller than most kids

And one of my friends name is Sid

I was drafted out of college

Yet I didn't have much knowledge

I play against Jordan

Who could beat anyone especially James Corden

Next I go to Boston

Which is bigger than Austin

After winning 3 rings

I felt when I dunk I had wings

Off to Brooklyn I go

I was best making my free throws

Then Paul Pierce came along

When he arrived they banged the gong

Last I went back to Minnesota 

Driving in my new Toyota

After the season I retired

And then I got inspired.