Mock Twitter 2.0 by Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (Nolan G)

Just setting up my Twitter ! :)

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-22 21:59:19 UTC

#myfirstTweet

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:33:30 UTC

Tried to compliment someone's shoes today and accidentally said, "Nice feet." #EyeCan'tBelieveISaidThat

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:38:12 UTC

A patient today asked why I wear an eye patch. I panicked and told them it's classified. Now I believe they think I'm a spy. 😓

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:39:05 UTC

Update: Still bald

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:47:36 UTC

Adjusting to driving on the wrong **excuse me** the right side of the road here in the U.S. #New2NewHamp

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:49:24 UTC

Went to a 4th of July party today; I brought poutine and sang 'O Canada' under my breath the whole time.

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 02:55:56 UTC

New to New Hampshire—guess that's why they call it that—any good coffee shops?

nolangardner2025 — 2025-01-26 03:18:48 UTC

Spent 20 minutes adjusting an eye chart only to realize I put it upside down. #DoINeedMyOwnOptometrist