𝐬𝐨𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐦. by wonholic

WELCOME TO THE BEGINNING OF YOUR END.

wonholic — 2025-03-10 20:00:55 UTC

You can run, you can hide, but at Cheongdam, your secrets will always find their way to me. I see everything. I hear everything. The whispers in the hallways, the forbidden rendezvous, the desperate cover-ups. You think you're safe? How adorable.

I am Soksagim, and I am the only truth this school will ever know. Behind every polished reputation lies a scandal waiting to explode, and trust me, no one is untouchable. The golden heirs, the top scholars, the ones who think their connections will save them? Not in my world.

So go ahead, keep your masks on, play your little games. Just remember, I’m always watching, always listening, and when the time is right, I’ll make sure the whole school knows exactly who you are.

Welcome to Cheongdam. Try not to fall. :kiss:

Security Guard or Certified Lunatic?

wonholic — 2025-03-10 20:01:16 UTC

It seems like our very own security guard by the name of Kim Soohyun has been running around claiming he hears a woman crying in the library bathrooms. Tragic, really. Maybe it’s the sound of his last two brain cells fighting for survival? Or maybe Cheongdam really does have a ghost because let’s be honest, what sane person would willingly haunt this place?

But here’s where it gets even better! Instead of keeping his delusions to himself, he ran straight to Christian Yu, our oh-so-reliable, totally-not-sketchy custodian. Yeah, the same guy who always smells like a certain illegal plant. Maybe Soohyun’s just inhaling secondhand smoke at this point, because the way he’s acting? Suspicious.

Ghosts? Hallucinations? Or just two grown men who should probably get drug tested immediately? Either way, if you see Cheongdam’s security duo huddled in a corner whispering about “paranormal activity,” just know, it’s not the school that’s haunted, it’s them. :skull:

Love On The Rocks or Just A Bad Act?

wonholic — 2025-03-18 05:49:24 UTC

And you thought the previous post was bad? I got something else for you to laugh at, folks.

Ah, Choi Seungcheol—Cheongdam’s golden boy, future heir to Choi Media, and captain of the golf team, because nothing screams privilege like a sport where your biggest struggle is the wind messing up your swing. You’d think someone with that much money, power, and an unlimited supply of hair gel would have his life together, but nope. Turns out even the elite can’t buy a happy engagement. TRAGIC :pensive:.

Word on the street (or more accurately, right in front of everyone on campus because they can’t keep their voices down) is that Seungcheol and Yoo Jimin are fighting again. :broken_heart: Their relationship is holding on by a thread, and honestly, I’ve seen phone chargers with stronger durability. At this point, they should start selling tickets to their public meltdowns—front-row seats for anyone who enjoys rich people problems.

But here’s where it gets juicy. Is Jimin really the issue? Or is Seungcheol still pathetically stuck in his ex’s DMs, inbox, and possibly her bushes? Bro, let it go. Someone should remind him that recycling is for plastic, not relationships. You may be a golf pro, but when it comes to moving on, your game is looking real under par.

And poor Jimin. Imagine being engaged to someone who treats commitment like a suggestion and has the emotional depth of a puddle. Girl, your fiancé is out here acting like a male lead in a bad drama, except no one’s rooting for him.

So, what’s next? Tears? A public breakup? Seungcheol throwing himself at his ex’s feet like the dramatic heir that he is? Stay tuned, besties. Because this ticking time bomb of an engagement is definitely going to explode. :kiss:

Cheongdam's Biggest Romeo or A Menance To Society?

wonholic — 2025-03-18 05:49:34 UTC

Cheongdam’s very own Casanova has been busy and I mean, VERY BUSY. Oh Sion, the man, the myth, the walking red flag, has turned his dorm into a five-star cheaters' retreat, and the guest list? Absolutely scandalous.

Let’s do a quick roll call, shall we?

Shin Yuna—a stunner, but also not single (cough cough, where's San?)
Ning Yizhuo—gorgeous, taken, and somehow a repeat visitor.
Yoo Jimin—hold on, isn’t this Seungcheol’s fiancée?! :skull:

Now, someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but last I checked, hotel management isn’t part of Sion’s major. So why is his dorm seeing more check-ins than a five-star resort? And more importantly, does Choi Seungcheol know his lovely bride-to-be has been making house calls to a man who isn’t him? Someone get this man a wellness check because he might just be on the verge of cardiac arrest! :rotating_light:

But let’s not stop there because oh honey, this isn’t just a one-time occurrence. These ladies aren’t just stopping by for a casual chat—they’re REGULARS. Like, punch-card-membership regulars! At this point, Sion should be handing out loyalty rewards because the traffic in and out of his room is enough to warrant a damn waiting list.

And let’s not pretend the girls are just here to “study.” If that were the case, we’d be seeing a lot more grades improving and a lot less boyfriends looking suspiciously pissed off.

What’s his secret? Black magic? Hypnosis? A really good skincare routine? Who knows. But what we do know is that Cheongdam’s biggest hoe isn’t just thriving. He’s out here breaking records!

Ladies, gentlemen, and especially the boyfriends reading this, I’d keep an eye on your girls because at this rate, Oh Sion might just be stealing half the campus. :rofl:

Secret Affair or Just Cold-Blooded?

wonholic — 2025-04-09 06:04:47 UTC

Spring might be in full bloom, but at Cheongdam, it still feels like the dead of winter, thanks to Professor Lee Soohyuk and his sub-zero personality. Seriously, someone hand this man a space heater because his emotional temperature is frostbite-inducing.

Word on campus is that school nurse Jessica Jung confronted him, clearly upset, hitting him with the ultimate loaded question: "How can you walk around and act as if nothing happened?" Now, a normal person might show a hint of emotion, but not Soohyuk. Instead, he hit her back with an ice-cold response that could send shivers down even the toughest spine:

"You said I acted like nothing happened? Honestly, what’s actually happened? If it was that important, you should have told me the moment I stepped into this academy. Not to treat me this way."

Ouch. Someone call the school nurse—oh wait, she’s already here, and she’s the one getting emotionally KO’d. But let’s break this down: what exactly happened? Because from the way Jessica's acting and Soohyuk's unbothered attitude, this has "messy past" written all over it. Affair? Secret rendezvous? One very regrettable decision? Either way, it looks like Soohyuk’s tactic is delete, erase, pretend it never existed.

But will Jessica let it stay buried? Or is this the beginning of Cheongdam’s hottest (or should we say, coldest) staff scandal yet? Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen.