Memers Unite by jay

This is the beginning of the first meme war

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Rules: No cuss words, No profanity, and be nice.

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oog

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oog

Hello Mortals

9279822 — 2020-11-17 20:12:05 UTC

People please start posting I'm the only one commenting and posting. Please start. Thank you.

bru

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https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=no9gmVx

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Hey

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

welp

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poor rex

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Iden Versio

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new background!

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hii

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Hello Mortals

9279822 — 2020-12-02 19:03:58 UTC

People please start posting I'm the only one commenting and posting. Please start. Thank you.

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aaaaaaaall of me
hates
aaaaaaall of school

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the skywalker family

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Anakin-loses hand
Luke-loses hand
Leia-loses han

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le meme

9279822 — 2020-12-03 19:03:36 UTC

starbucks barista: I have a caffe mocha for "russian spy"
Everyone: 'silence'
Barista: -slams CIA badge on floor- KRIFF! I thought that would work!

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true story my friend told me

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My friend Cypriana was gonna go to the bathroom during lunch and someone at her table said "NO! You have so much to live for dont go!"

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Remember to drink water!

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9279822 — 2020-12-04 15:26:42 UTC

i apolizgieze for the swear words : (

Meme

9279822 — 2020-12-04 15:31:51 UTC

Me- I'm gonna go to sleep early today!

Me at 3:00am-People who sleep without socks make me worry

Me to me-People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted

Me to me to me-People who sleep are weird

Me to me to me to me-I was a sock once...

9279822 — 2020-12-04 19:16:32 UTC

t h e s m i l e y l o o k s i n t o y o u r s o u l

: )

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school be like

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Des Pa

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Sea Toad

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what is it called when you kill your friend?

: D

9279822 — 2020-12-07 16:35:01 UTC

a apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough :)

meme

9279822 — 2020-12-07 16:36:35 UTC

when ur parents have friends over and you only have enough socializing strength for one trip to the kitchen

do you ever just turn ur candy canes into prison shanks?

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Hiiii

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Hope everyone has a good day today
And tommorow!
After that you're on your own
-~~fightme~~

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opinions

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what is ur opinion on dirt

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why tho

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why is the star trek fandom so calm and the star wars is running on fire, constantly?

Hi

9279822 — 2020-12-09 15:30:01 UTC

I'll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker color

~~~fightme~~

dogs or cats?

739887_2 — 2020-12-09 16:18:54 UTC

hey

9279822 — 2020-12-09 17:35:10 UTC

DONT DEFY ME! FOR I AM BRUCE WAYNEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

Annarchy @annabish

9279822 — 2020-12-09 17:48:19 UTC

3
2
1

Joanna says :)

9279822 — 2020-12-10 15:32:28 UTC

Hi, Im OP, I dont take constructive criticism and Im running for president. And if you think I'm mean, thats ur problem...

Story Time :)

9279822 — 2020-12-10 15:54:02 UTC

So in Among Us there is this chick named Abbie. And she has an Among Us bf named Le Cheese. And she loves me (Anarchy) and Le Cheese. Like what a whore. Anyway her bf kills me then her bf's partner kills her and Le Cheese rats out the other imp and says, "You took everything from me! Anarchy and Abbie! My gf and my bff!" And so red (other imp) goes on a f*cking rampage and says that Le Banana was a traitor and sh*t. After that game Abbie asked Le Banana how old he was, Le Banana was 10 and Abbie, I sh*t you not said 29.

justthoughtsiguess

9279822 — 2020-12-10 16:07:39 UTC

I'm so small and bitter, I'm like a human espresso

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Annarchy @annabish

9279822 — 2020-12-10 16:19:01 UTC

Me-*sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly*

wow

9279822 — 2020-12-10 16:36:35 UTC

an octopus is just a wet spider

idk idc

739887_2 — 2020-12-10 17:15:44 UTC

humans are just naked monkeys

are we too dark and death obsessed?

739887_2 — 2020-12-10 17:24:12 UTC

Hello

9279822 — 2020-12-10 17:25:02 UTC

I am going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitmen to slap you daily for the rest of your life

A poodle is technically a border collie with an afro

739887_2 — 2020-12-10 17:27:40 UTC

they act so alike...and this just crossed my mind

help

9279822 — 2020-12-10 17:32:08 UTC

My medieval servant boy has gone missing, I'll use Google to find him!

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Annarchy @annabish

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I just want to fight people

Annarchy @annabish

9279822 — 2020-12-10 20:47:54 UTC

I am from the forest, ask me anything

hey peeps

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hehehe

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Anarchy @anna-archy

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your belly button is just your old mouth

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Me waiting for my friend to admit they were wrong.

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His name is Snart

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How To Make Sushi

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Thoughts of Joanna

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Im no longer going to pursue a career, Id like to be a rock, thanks

Thoughts Of Lily

739887_2 — 2021-01-04 15:06:19 UTC

You should not aggravate a person for you don't know what people they have killed or are planning to kill (might be you)

my favorite words

739887_2 — 2021-01-04 15:47:38 UTC

annihilate, excruciating, morbid, slaughter

9279822 — 2021-01-04 16:27:26 UTC

Never ask me what I'm thinking about, cause I'm probably wondering if I could kill you without being caught :)

if you can guess what this word means without googling you get a dollar

739887_2 — 2021-01-04 18:39:32 UTC

what does the word kooikerhondje mean
if you google it then you will die a painful death at my unforgiving hands

why is snart our ruler

739887_2 — 2021-01-05 15:33:22 UTC

i refuse to hail to him

When You and all your friends are dead inside but hang out together anyway

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cute

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Ms Kohler: And what did we figure out?
Me: How much a young child can hate math

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WHY ARE YOU THE LEADER

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hey

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I put the fun in funeral

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HAIL THE KOOIKERHONDJES

739887_2 — 2021-01-05 20:21:29 UTC

they are our true rulers. ANNIHILATE SNARK

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lilys dream

739887_2 — 2021-01-06 15:32:15 UTC

a kooikerhondje and a border collie together

do you ever sit in bed at 2 am and wonder when you can get away with killing someone

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Hello

9279822 — 2021-01-06 16:17:08 UTC

I invited more people to this padlet, I hope they join

annihilate

739887_2 — 2021-01-06 16:31:34 UTC

[əˈnīəˌlāt]

VERB

destroy utterly; obliterate.
"a simple bomb of this type could annihilate them all" ·

9279822 — 2021-01-06 17:32:02 UTC

Nothing can stop you!
Except maybe the police

9279822 — 2021-01-06 20:26:59 UTC

when i see a star destroyer approaching earth

hello

9279822 — 2021-01-06 20:37:03 UTC

I speak for the people who dont want to be told to go to bed

SCHOOL

9279822 — 2021-01-06 20:49:52 UTC

Seven
Crappist
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

GUYS!

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You call it really bad at darts, I call it freestyle acupuncture

TheWaltzingDead

9279822 — 2021-01-08 20:17:34 UTC

Boss: You're fired.
Me:*hands him my gun and badge*
Boss: You're a waiter! Where did you get those!?!

TheWaltzingDead

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TheWaltzingDead's Words Of WISDOM

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1. Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it feels better to cry in a Mercedes Benz then sitting on a bike
2. Forgive your enemies but remember where they live...
3. Many people are alive only cause it is illegal to shoot them!
4. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but neither does milk

TheWalztingDead

9279822 — 2021-01-08 20:39:41 UTC

I'm not crazy! I prefer the term " c r e a t i v e "

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https://youtu.be/GPl3FFgBW3o

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TheWaltzingDead

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The true American experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

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TheWaltzingDead

9279822 — 2021-01-11 17:51:54 UTC

If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless just remember, I am not. And I am out there very dangerous, and looking for you. Good luck! 👍

9279822 — 2021-01-12 15:04:46 UTC

People add deep quotes to ANYTHING

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hey

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JoannaLikesDoggos

9279822 — 2021-01-12 15:28:53 UTC

Pray for me...
Nothings wrong I just want more power

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NotASith66

9279822 — 2021-01-12 16:46:39 UTC

*jar wont open*
*takes jar into kitchen*
*three hours pass*
*entire kitchen is destroyed except the jar which remains sealed*

NotASith66

9279822 — 2021-01-12 17:25:11 UTC

*spends whole afternoon unsuccessfully struggling to open a cling wrapped My Chemical Romance cd*

NotASith66

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NotASith66

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NotASith66

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NotASith66

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NotASith66

9279822 — 2021-01-15 16:25:49 UTC

I was playing among us on break and in my ten person lobby these two ppl sang the whole song of never gonna give you up in chat while the other eight of us "danced" by running in circles before the game started and then next round a new guy became host and banned us all for being annoying and dancing to a meme song

739887_2 — 2021-01-15 16:35:30 UTC

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

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soup

739887_2 — 2021-01-15 19:43:46 UTC

soup is good

NotASith66

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NotASith66

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739887_2 — 2021-01-20 15:14:09 UTC

what normal people think about at 3am: their friends, sleep, their doggos, life, etc...
what i think about at 3am: my cute little among us character sh3lby brutally murdering a whole f*cking country

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-20 15:16:12 UTC

Let's face it
Let's face it
Let's face it
Let's face it

Let's come to terms
And embrace it
Concur, admit, concede
And face it

I'm cute
I'm cute
I'm cute
I'm cute

Let's embrace it
And come to terms
There ya have it, I'm cute

sh3lbyatrix_wo0f

739887_2 — 2021-01-20 15:34:14 UTC

i want a border collie. preferably one that can help me with world domination.

im_sh3lby_forreal (thoughts of lily)

739887_2 — 2021-01-20 17:22:02 UTC

what if you made human broth like the way you make chicken broth? if you fed it to someone, would they know the difference?

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-20 19:04:18 UTC

im_sh3lby_forreal (more thoughts of lily)

739887_2 — 2021-01-20 19:15:42 UTC

insanity could actually be normal because if you were an insane person it would feel normal being insane

we could all be insane and wouldnt know it because it feels normal to us

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-21 19:52:24 UTC

here are some star wars bloopers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-21 20:00:01 UTC

brb gotta darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

Sh3rlock

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sh3lbyatrix_woof

739887_2 — 2021-01-26 15:32:05 UTC

Person 1: Yo I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw what should I do

Person 2: Since when do you play Among Us?

Person 1: What is Among Us?

sh3lbytrix_woof

739887_2 — 2021-01-26 19:30:33 UTC

im_sh3lby_forreal (weird stuff lily writes when shes bored)

739887_2 — 2021-01-26 20:15:04 UTC

short sad weird idrk stuff - Google Docs

story time!!

739887_2 — 2021-01-26 21:08:54 UTC

_{^{yesterday i be playing among us. best impostor round ive had in ages. THEN WINDOWS DECIDES "TIME FOR UR COMPUTER TO RESTART FOR UPDATES ;D" RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO GET THE KILL TO MAKE US WIIIIN}}

Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-27 17:42:43 UTC

lmao

bella daisy and pepper are going to a funeral...because

739887_2 — 2021-01-27 19:06:39 UTC

they are all permanently black

i fell down the stairs earlier

739887_2 — 2021-01-27 19:09:02 UTC

i also fell down yesterday. Seven times. I can land gracefully. I can also fall up the stairs. I'm very talented at falling, you see.

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Sh3rlock

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Joanna: I'm back!
Maggie: *shivering in a corner*
Joanna: What's wrong?
Maggie: *points behind Joanna*
Joanna: *turns around*
Lily covered in blood: Hello
Joanna: *screeches* KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 15:16:02 UTC

english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh no
french: oil of the nut of the coco

Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 16:00:39 UTC

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! XD

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 17:05:35 UTC

I'm really bad at anything that requires balance, like surfing, roller skating, walking.

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 17:15:18 UTC

I wanna learn how to play MCR songs on my ukelele

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 17:19:01 UTC

me and my older cousin play a game called "Why The 🤬 Would I Ever Need This" on amazon

9279822 — 2021-01-28 20:49:36 UTC

if my head is in the clouds can they at least be cotton candy clouds

739887_2 — 2021-01-28 20:59:27 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-28 21:01:02 UTC

Me: I hit a raccoon with the car driving home today
You: Oh no!
Me: Yeah it almost got away but I swerved and hit it!

sh3lbyatrix_wo0f

739887_2 — 2021-01-28 21:12:30 UTC

me: *cuts hand on fence* OWWW!!! NOW ILL GET TETANUS!!!
kate: what my brother does when hes bleeding is dries all his blood on a napkin and puts it in my room. You should do that. Oh! and theres an ambulance! it can take you to the emergency room!
me: thanks..that was really helpful

Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-29 15:33:30 UTC

Me: I'm having a problem with this person
Lily: Kill them
Me: no
Lily: Fine then I will kill them for you
Me: NO

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-29 16:01:55 UTC

ukelele

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-29 16:03:30 UTC

Heavy metal broke my

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-01-29 16:10:48 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-01 15:37:18 UTC

Male country song:
I got my beer, my truck, my dog

Female Country songs:
I'm gonna kill my husband!

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-01 15:40:38 UTC

Me: *listening to music*
My friend: Hey what are you listening to?
Me: *hands them headphones*
My friend after listening:

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-01 15:52:45 UTC

Me: *playing Minecraft w/ my friend*
My friend: why are you getting so many flowers?
Me:

9279822 — 2021-02-01 17:48:23 UTC

First day of project: I'm gonna get a good grade! :DDD

Second day of project: Just. Dont. Fail.

Sh3rlock Presents: Me working on a school project! Pt 7

9279822 — 2021-02-01 17:50:25 UTC

Me in school:

Sh3rlock Presents: Me working on a school project! Finale

9279822 — 2021-02-01 17:53:39 UTC

May you all wake up to canceled classes :)

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 14:54:27 UTC

Reporter: *standing in front of my burning house* How did this fire start?

Me: I saw... a spider....

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 15:06:18 UTC

I speak for the people who don't want to be told to go to bed.
8 years olds included

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 15:13:06 UTC

Me: I'm researching the "deep web"
Lily: The deep web is where all the illegal stuff is. It's huge
Me: Oh, I just wanted to find memes

clapping for sh3rlocks working on a school project

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sh3lbyatrix_wo0f

739887_2 — 2021-02-02 15:31:22 UTC

everyone in our class: skiing is so fun

if i went skiing, id basically be committing suicide considering i fall down walking slowly down the sidewalk

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 15:33:00 UTC

Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 17:49:10 UTC

Maggie: You owe me like one dollar!
Me: You'll have to kill me for it

Sh3rlock

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 17:54:17 UTC

Sherlock
Sherblock
Shertock

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 17:58:53 UTC

I cant say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly my entire life. my worst nightmare is going out with my friend and having to say croissant. If I had to say it I would just leave

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-02-02 19:02:08 UTC

shelby
shrelby
shtrelby
sh3lby
sheekkeleelwjjejejjelby

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-02-02 19:05:43 UTC

sh1lby
sh2lby
sh3lby
sh4lby
sh5lby
sh6lby
sh7lby
sh8lby
sh9lby
sh10lby

aiuoiyhophk/gpfr6ielszjt,sa ,s6iwtsj,wstj,w,5stj,w5j,wjt,w5jrt,5ruj,u5wrsju,wsj,uf

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woof

739887_2 — 2021-02-02 19:38:23 UTC

woof woof woof

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-02 20:36:57 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-03 15:56:28 UTC

some of my least favorite things:
-School assemblys
-spelling
-taylor swift
-almost everyyhing

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Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-04 19:26:33 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-04 19:30:32 UTC

Me: Lily what did you do? *points to Sasha's dead body*
Lily: I didn't kill her
Me: What were you doing then?
Lily: Well I was in my room...
Me: Go on.
Lily: Then Sasha walked in so I went up to her, and stabbed her 27 times!
Me: LILY THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Lily: Oops

keyboard again

739887_2 — 2021-02-04 21:06:07 UTC

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Shelbee-Mania: A highly dangerous virus which causes malfunctions of the brain that make the victim contract a love for Shelbee (the genius dog who invented it) and a strong fascination with death. More severe doses can cause desire to murder. There are five tiers of the intensity. Infectees are known as Shelbee-Maniacs.Tier one Shelbee-Mania: Doses of tier one Shelbee-Mania should be handled with caution. They include side effects of love for dogs and a short obsession with death. Symptoms should clear in a matter of days. Used for Shelbee’s victims whom she has small problems with but don’t deserve a more serious dose of the virus.Tier two Shelbee-Mania: Doses of tier two Shelbee-Mania should be handled with much caution. The side effects are loving Shelbee, wanting to be with her, and also a fixation with death that can seem very alarming to those around the infected person. Symptoms clear in a matter of weeks. Used when Shelbee infects large numbers of people. (More serious doses are far too dangerous for these Shelbee-Mania massacres)Tier three Shelbee-Mania: Doses of tier three Shelbee-Mania should also be handled with much caution. Tier three doses are more severe versions of tier two, and the symptoms might last anywhere from one month to three months. Families / friends of tier three Shelbee-Maniacs are often put in small states of panic during the time of infection. Used when Shelbee infects people she knows are bad. (Known as the “revenge dose” sometimes.)Tier four Shelbee-Mania: Doses of tier four Shelbee-Mania should be handled with a great deal of caution. Shelbee-Maniacs infected with this tier of virus have little chance of recoverment. (In the end, Shelbee not infrequently has to end their lives with a short stab to avoid further complications.) They are often classified as insane. They will always have an image of Shelbee on their minds, but will also always want to see blood and might even cut themselves to do it. They will want to murder and their infection time will go between three-eight days before their mind over capacitates and results in death. Used only on terrible people who deserve this extent of suffering.Tier five Shelbee-Mania: Doses of tier five Shelbee Mania are to be handled with EXTREME amounts of caution. They are like much worse doses of tier four. People can’t get the images of death out of their minds and will have an intense desire to murder. They will stare at knives and their own blood for hours on end. This virus is incredibly hard for the human body to house and will result in excessive twitching and muscle spasms of the victim. The mind will not be able to think properly and the infectee’s body will shut down within just one - two days. Doses of tier five Shelbee-Mania have almost never been used.

739887_2 — 2021-02-05 14:59:34 UTC

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-02-05 16:56:50 UTC

Ms Kohler at math: everyone turn on your cameras at math!

Me crying out of hatred: No I dont think i will

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-05 17:04:24 UTC

Me: *playing among us*
Lily: *screaming her head off*
Noah: *killing people*
Maggie: *doing rituals*
Everyone but me: *screaming as they do it*
Me: *confused wheezing*

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-05 17:23:25 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-05 17:52:27 UTC

Good news everyone! After many years I have finally replaced all my feelings with jokes!

9279822 — 2021-02-08 18:04:44 UTC

Me: Hey wanna help me commit a felony?
Lily: What the hell!
Me: Oh sorry
Me: *whispering* wanna help me commit a felony
Lily: *whispering too* sure what do you need?

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-08 18:20:13 UTC

Me: Words that end in -ie are cute! Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Lily: Die

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-08 19:20:45 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-08 20:01:32 UTC

ive been doing zearn for 4 hours trying to get to level 22 im gonna scream and kill someone if anyone tries to talk to me rn

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-08 20:45:18 UTC

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-08 20:45:48 UTC

9279822 — 2021-02-10 15:08:23 UTC

Sh3lbyMania

739887_2 — 2021-02-15 03:12:27 UTC

what is the meaning of life

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-16 15:03:24 UTC

lily go to class

Sh3rlock

9279822 — 2021-02-16 16:21:51 UTC

Self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-02-16 17:07:16 UTC

some dumba**es on my street didnt move their cars so now the snow plow cant get through and there's like 2 feet of snow in the middle of the road and my mom couldnt get bella to the vet she had to walk but NO ONE ON MY STREET SHOVELS THEIR FCKING SIDEWALKS EITHER

arandomperson

9279822 — 2021-02-16 17:09:35 UTC

I want this fucking shirt

s̳h̳3̳l̳b̳y̳m̳a̳n̳i̳a̳

739887_2 — 2021-02-16 17:16:49 UTC

i have a name covered in lines and a user name covered with xs

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:16:43 UTC

just gonna leave this here

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:19:37 UTC

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:21:42 UTC

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:29:27 UTC

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:48:41 UTC

-wheezing-

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-22 17:56:27 UTC

this seems so threatening, its like "KEEP DRAWING FURRIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-02-23 19:10:47 UTC

Dear Iphone, I will never use the word ducking. Sincerely, Joanna Ducking Izguerra

Me: *holds hair dryer by your ear*
I'm secretly frying your brain cells

9279822 — 2021-03-02 20:45:24 UTC

739887_2 — 2021-03-15 15:22:39 UTC

there was this guy in among us who kept walking outside the ship and everyone else just stared at him in nav while he just vibed

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-03-15 15:24:13 UTC

i was running and i slammed my hand into the wall and broke my nail

739887_2 — 2021-03-16 14:16:04 UTC

here's proof that I don't know what to do with my life

I just spent 35 minutes trying to figure out how to put my pants on at the same time as my shirt

9279822 — 2021-03-18 19:59:28 UTC

Me on thanksgiving:

fuuuuuudge ✔

9279822 — 2021-03-18 20:00:12 UTC

fuuuuuuudge

9279822 — 2021-03-18 20:10:38 UTC

9279822 — 2021-04-06 18:33:52 UTC

HELL YEAH FIRST PLACE BABY!

739887_2 — 2021-04-09 14:44:56 UTC

eating skin is actually possible and doesnt actually show significant health issues!

9279822 — 2021-04-13 20:04:28 UTC

i wish when i cried i cried macaroni because i would get free macaroni and that would make me so happy i would cry from happiness and make more macaroni

tyler 🧷🕸♥✟🕷

9279822 — 2021-04-14 18:35:18 UTC

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-15 19:04:50 UTC

in japan they say

ビープビープレタス which means "your so nice to me." and I think thats so nice :)

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-15 19:28:49 UTC

one of the legs of my desk fell of then all the stuff in my binder went flying off and then all the papers fell out cuz the rings popped open so i just spent like 10 minutes putting all the papers back individually because none of their holes lined up. what fun :D

739887_2 — 2021-04-16 13:48:03 UTC

i thin my biggest accomplishment is the fact that i just spelled accomplishment without having to use google :D

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-18 13:12:21 UTC

Word of the day!
defenestrate

[dēˈfenəˌstrāt]

VERB

rare
throw (someone) out of a window.

sh3lbyyy_xxx

739887_2 — 2021-04-19 14:05:10 UTC

I hate wyoming wyoming is bad i want to kill it i hate wyoming so so much wyoming should get erased off the earth and go to canada which doesnt exist and wyoming NEEDS
TO
DIE

sh3lbyy

739887_2 — 2021-04-19 14:23:53 UTC

me evan and my dad in the car**
me to my dad: are you patriotic?
my dad: no not really are you?
me: no
evan: (jokingly) yeah you hate america
me: yeah i do but america shouldn't take it personally i hate all countries because i cant get attached to any of them if i plan to destroy the world
evan and my dad: o.o
all the countries: x.x x.x x.x x.x

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-19 14:53:19 UTC

did i ever tell you about the time i couldn't crop bob out of the picture so my mom suggested i just photoshop pete wentz onto him and he just fit in so naturally

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-19 15:02:09 UTC

toby: I wonder if we'l ever find a haunted house?
sally: whats wrong with the one we live in
toby: what.
sally: good night tobias...

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-19 15:04:28 UTC

masky: i'm the type of person who thinks things through.
liu: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

ghostbur

9279822 — 2021-04-19 15:08:16 UTC

Liu: You need a hobby
Jeff: I have a hobby!
Liu: Being sad isn't a hobby.
Vine The Dollmaker: *sticks head out from room* It isn't!?!

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-21 15:07:45 UTC

Word of the day!
blood-curdling

[ˈblədˌkərd(ə)liNG]

ADJECTIVE

bloodcurdling (adjective)

causing terror or horror.

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-21 15:10:51 UTC

*the world fighting each other with nukes and guns and what have you*
me: *watching from the top of a wrecked building* screw hollywood this is the best film of the century
someone: lily this is real
me: ooh live action! even better

ghostbur

9279822 — 2021-04-21 20:02:52 UTC

I'm currently writing a song called "Honey It Was The Cops, The Kids Were Found Dead In An Alley"

ghostbur

9279822 — 2021-04-26 15:07:37 UTC

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-27 14:08:00 UTC

someone should invent these four things:
-gummy humans
-a basketball hoop over all recycling/trash bins
-on one side: stairs going up on the other side: a slide
-mac and cheese milkshakes

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-27 18:39:02 UTC

hi tyler says everyone is valid and if anyone says otherwise i will punt them into the sun have a good day <3

sh3lby_xx

739887_2 — 2021-04-27 20:58:35 UTC

things bella eats:
her food
any human food that falls on the floor
bugs
squirrels
plastic bottle caps (that didnt end well)
rabbits
buds from trees
leaves
seeds
flowers

tyler

9279822 — 2021-04-28 18:51:10 UTC

lily please click on the link so i can give toby a friend :)
its very cute
https://shimejis.xyz/?referrer=ggv7ES7PeFRTlHehrXR7pYpIQ542

green

9279822 — 2021-04-29 19:11:34 UTC

green

9279822 — 2021-04-29 19:38:47 UTC

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-03 14:38:57 UTC

i have found my new name. my true calling
b o n e s

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-03 14:39:24 UTC

BEN: Jack get off the table!
Liu: You never told me that you guys have a cat.
Jeff: We don't...
Eyeless Jack while on the table: *unholy demonic screeching*

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-03 14:42:00 UTC

the B in LGBTQ+ stands for Brendon Urie

bones

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-05 19:50:03 UTC

true funny story time :D
my family: talking
me: *runs in the room with one sock on my headphones dangling from my phone while pumping Na Na Na by mcr* WHO THE HECK PUT SKITLES IN MY BOWL OF M AND M'S?

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-05 19:57:04 UTC

someone: are you okay?
me: im fine
someone: what does fine mean for you?
me: it means im perfectly content but also wouldnt mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all :)

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-05 20:04:43 UTC

*KICKS YOUR DOOR DOWN*
*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO YOUR HANDS*
[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE
*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*
*AKWARDLY PUTS DOOR BACK ON HINGES AND LEAVES*

9279822 — 2021-05-24 16:13:09 UTC

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-24 16:46:20 UTC

i've found that when you add the word "mom" to mcr song titles they instantly become funnier
"its not a fashion statement its a deathwish, mom"
"this is how i dissapear mom"
"welcome to the black parade, mom"

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-25 18:47:30 UTC

*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
hey

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-25 18:54:56 UTC

someone: what do you want to do with your life?
me: be an anarchist, protect lgbtq+ kids, and commit arson

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-25 18:58:36 UTC

ya know if the mafia ran the country we'd have half the corruption and twice the fun

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-25 19:11:10 UTC

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-05-26 17:41:50 UTC

why is it that its so hard to fall asleep and then when it finally happens then you have to wake up and return to life

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-05-26 17:42:49 UTC

someone: what are your talents?
me: *opens coke can with my foot*
beat that

sh3lby

739887_2 — 2021-05-26 17:44:21 UTC

i hate rain and snow and sunlight and coldness and in between warm and cold

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-26 18:27:34 UTC

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-26 18:34:49 UTC

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-26 18:39:45 UTC

oops my han slipped

bones

9279822 — 2021-05-26 18:49:53 UTC

LILY I PAUSED STAR WARS AT THE PERFECT MOMENT

9279822 — 2022-01-25 00:19:44 UTC

THIS GODFORSAKEN THING